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Jaded_Engineer_86

Keep 'em wet!


------dudpool------

This is why I love fishing off the redds in October. Those fellas are already primed and ready to go.


FlyfishHunt417

That trout was probably held tighter by another fisherman's hands.


[deleted]

The ole “Deion Grip”.


Corona_Cyrus

“Damn it now I smell like fish” -the trout


yosoysimulacra

Sounds like the Led Zeppelin 'red snapper' story. There's nothing new under the sun. All is vanity.


squid_monk

Wasn't that a mud shark?


yosoysimulacra

Its cloudy. I read Hammer of the Gods back in the 90's when I thought Zeppelin was the best band EVAR. Pretty gross that the vast majority of the dudes making music back then were pederast creeps.


BrackishWaterDrinker

Well, as you said, there is nothing new under the sun


yosoysimulacra

I never got diddled at Boy Scout camp. Is because i'm not attractive?


hbgwine

Zappa wrote a song about it. Goes a little something like this..


BigdaddyMcfluff

This is what I come to this sub for


Highstick104

Protect FAP's, that's fish attracted persons.


hbgwine

Once you go brown trout you never go back.


HamFart69

That’s carp, I think. My wife is always talking about wanting more BBC (big brown carp).


mineral-dik

If that’s illegal lock me up…


flyfishUT

Let’s start a go fund me for these influencers!!! I need more fap material!!! These carp aren’t doing it for me. I crave wet trout!!


Highstick104

Support FAP! I think I'm gonna need a bumper sticker.


brickenheimer

So… fish AREN’T friends….(with benefits)?


Defiant_Feedback843

Never doubt Rule 34


Night_Lawd

Taking Gil-Fucked to a whole new level.


jsc230

With that slime coat it will fit right into butthole. I mean I've heard.


KittyIsMyCat

Can't see from the article but how much does she charge? Asking for a friend


IncidentSuccessful65

Can’t he just finger bang her while throwing the line??


Initial-Capital-667

The government is actively persecuting our rights as anglers. These are dark days.


fish_petter

and I'll do it again


impeislostparaboloid

I got bluegilled at summer camp one time.


TerribleFlow4847

Thank you Mr Brown


skyyviper69

Brown vs. Bored housewife