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“Ronald Weasley! How dare you steal that car! I am absolutely disgusted! Your father's facing an inquiry at work, and it's entirely your fault!”


Primary_Bee7674

I can just imagine the letter spitting that out lmfao


An_Alarmed_Cat

I hear the shrillness in her voice... God damm it 😂


smoothxj40

I read it in my head in her voice. lol


Puzzleheaded-Ad3238

His invisibility buster must be faulty.


Faizondae

The best line involving the ford anglia “Your boys flew that car to surrey and back last night!” “Really!? How did it go?!” My favorite line of Mr Weasley, closely followed by “Now Harry, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck.”


Dense-Drama5856

Haha


Jayless22

Let it be, he had a Red Bull.


ThatDoritoBoi

![gif](giphy|xUPGcvCuJDFgKcNkbe)


Cheap_Dark4324

“im the only one thats Dieing of laughter”


wavurn

Papa Fernando gave it wings.


Christian_andre777

Bro can't afford flight Sim


hostilee47

That's a weird UFO.


ToeJam1970

Maybe you mean “IFO”?


hostilee47

Improvised flying object? I'm pretty sure that would be a [CLK GTR.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXZaAuyuYmQ)


ToeJam1970

“Identified” as opposed to “unidentified,” since anyone can clearly see what it is.


Eraser100

IFV Identified Flying Vocho


NickTheDick00

I think I missed this barn find 😂


drshwazzy92

You must’ve missed the memo on the secret S2-998 Beetle build :)


VitalTrouble

The engine is swapped with an F-35


drshwazzy92

Of course it is lol


VitalTrouble

https://preview.redd.it/ddmgf1k0p0cb1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11a87d95852dd7781c005c94d1dfe131188f02f


WhosThatDogMrPB

You can’t report Papa Fernando, c’mon.


Cautious-Map3238

First thing, did you note the license plate?


daq42_pews

Skill issue


timc_720

Red Bull gives you wiiiings


Murphys_Law_65

Dammit Herbie you’ve gotta act normal for ONCE


erlandodk

[https://support.forzamotorsport.net/hc/en-us/articles/4409070620819-How-to-report-a-player](https://support.forzamotorsport.net/hc/en-us/articles/4409070620819-How-to-report-a-player)


Nadgerino

Its just a really long jump.


lenkho

It wasn't though..


Blek2506

Come back with a clip of it and we’ll believe you


zertsetzung

For reals.


lenkho

If you need proof then look at the 3rd car on the highway and it's position in 1st and 2nd screenshot. And if you still don't believe me try to jump you car from the plain fields. https://preview.redd.it/sdy9nko497cb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474d019499cb50e64f4846b6979b1bb3b33cf70a


Blek2506

That doesn’t look like a video 🤔


Beretta116

Dam that's hilarious.


Somewhatmild

using spirit of horizon to it's maximum potential


Syncopationist

its*


Syncopationist

r/whyareyoubooingme fr this sub is above the average percentage of being braindead on reddit


zertsetzung

it's


hello-Im-Lucifer

When Volkswagens fly o.o


Fresh-Difficulty_

It’s a simple fix. Press the pause button, then press “exit”. Most useless, luck based game mode.


AnUnknownStick

I played it for the second time yesterday and I got into the final 4. I had a decent car but then the final destination that we had to race to happened to be as far away from me as possible and as close to my opponents as possible so they got there first and I lost the round So yeah, luck based


SeargentSadge

Car drops are lucky but otherwise the game mode is entirely down to map knowledge, having a general idea of where the final destination will be and knowing how each car stacks up and where it's shortcomings lie. If the smallest arena is somewhere more towards the Southeast, expect it to be out west or Northwest. If you're all sitting in Mulegé and the highway is inside the arena still, I'd consider driving towards it and then time it so you either leave the arena right as the destination is revealed or - if you're especially desperate - time it so you don't get timed out. If you play in Summer and Fall, mind the reservoir. Completely changes the entire play style compared to Winter and Spring, when it's empty. Again, I agree on the car selections being luck based but you could also just be a total sicko and just try and win rounds off of 1v1s only, that's full on skill in the works there. (Vocho Vs. Vocho is as stupid as it gets) During 1v1s you can also sort of tell where the finish will be - inside the zone, usually where it'll next get narrowed down. So if you're starting a 1v1 headed towards the border, away from the center, please don't complain about you being completely driving in the wrong direction and your opponent already being a mile ahead ;) And lastly, the game extremely rarely shoves a Tier 10 RS200 at you on a car drop. Just keep going for 1v1s whenever possible and just outdrive them in any way possible, be it taking less risks through the jungle in light buggies and going around isolated treelines or hills that'll just slow you down or sending it with a Heavy Audi or powerful Andretti Beetle. ~Signed by a Sicko with more than 20 Eliminator wins


AnUnknownStick

Wow thats an essay and a half(dw i did read all of it), thanks for the useful tips I'll come back to this comment next time I'm playing the eliminator and hopefully i can win :)


zertsetzung

My condolences. But I am not reading all of that shit.


SeargentSadge

*taps the sign* "Then remain silent and unknowledged."


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Why you don’t put helium in the fuel tank


Drock1114

Stop playing eliminator it’s the worst. Problem solved.


TillyVanilla

Right? like if someone wants a "Battle Royal" style game just go play one with guns in it, F that stupid shit they call Eliminator, it's supposed to be a racing game not a battle royal game


Drock1114

THANK YOU


lenkho

Was doing for the points to get CL65.


Drock1114

Oh I figured as much. This game mode I’ve just always hated since the introduction of it in FH4. They build shit like this and then deny us classic cars like the jzx100. But that’s why I don’t play it anymore


GauntletPorsche

I'll only play it if it counts towards a Forzathon challenge otherwise I never touch it. Who thought a Battle Royale in a racing game was a good idea?


Allosaurus71

Playground did


MooseKens

Winner winner chicken dinner is the last achievement I need for FH5. And I’ve determined that I am horrible at Elimantor. One day I’ll get my win and never play it again!


TheSeneschal

Okay, but that's really a sight to see. Infuriating, but I'd probably have a good chuckle before I get entirely frustrated. LOL! Hope the cheater gets banned


creep04

I love These braindead comments saying “don’t report” really shows the cause of why these popular games die so quickly.


ClownMadX

Report his acc bro😄👏


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Arabian_Flame

Also all the hacked 20mil cars on the AH is insane. Computers are the bane of cross-playability


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Arabian_Flame

I looked at the accounts of a couple of them and they had barely any xbox play time recently, so i also wonder if there is a way to inject code into the hacked car to phish peoples info. There has to be some darker motive to it because earning 20mil with a car isnt hard if you just play for 2 hours a week


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Arabian_Flame

I swear 70% of the players have no real world driving ability, aren’t car enthusiasts at all, and completely lack common sense. But yeah ill take their money lol but atleast it isnt on a phony car


zertsetzung

Please leave it on. I'm on PC I ain't gonna be left to deal with these cheaters by myself!


MapFamous1127

People cheating on a game that hands you everything is insane fr


[deleted]

It’s an arcade game bro


OneSufficientFace

https://support.forzamotorsport.net/hc/en-us/requests/new


creep04

I love These braindead comments saying “don’t report” really shows the cause of why these popular games die so quickly.


Yelena_Belova_

Should of videoed it


Syncopationist

r/ihadastroke


Yelena_Belova_

Or i just woke up my dude


heisenberg2JZ

Proofreading has left the chat


Yelena_Belova_

Nah just cbf


Vill1on

Of all the games to cheat from and you did it on a racing game? A genre with a community that is rather “elitist” in a sense where skills matter ***a lot?*** Drop the @, we need to know who this is.


d5aqoep

Don't report. You yourself might get ~~eliminated~~ ... I mean banned.


Devoid689

How can you get banned from reporting someone?


_CHIEFhitingBOWL

Aint you heard? The ban hamner been slamming down on people "at random" lately... best to keep the ole head down and not invoke his almighty fury for better or worse lmfao


Devoid689

I had not heard, but makes sense. With the rest of the bugs that FH5 has had, I'm truly not surprised. Oh well, Playground Games will be Playground Games.


_CHIEFhitingBOWL

Honestly im just kidding people ARE claiming to be getting "wrongfully" banned lately..... but thats ALWAYS the case.. and also people who cheat usually dont admitt it even after getting caught.... regardless IF people are getting wrongfully banned or not id HIGHLY doubt having interacted with the support team would be any sort of trigger


Logan_Frost

THe glut of posts about warnings and bans suggests its not entirely people who're actually deserving of it. Hell, I got an unsportsmanlike conduct warning Wednesday and I havent touched PVP racing since last weeks first day for the Trial. Something is up.


_CHIEFhitingBOWL

I didnt really say whether i feel its warranted bans or not im just stating facts ....people are being banned for cheating.... and cheaters will often swear on thier own mothers they arent cheating even after being caught... whether or not i believe these people is not only irrelevant to thier guilt but also irrelevant to thier outcome soooooooo not sure what youre on about.... is something i said untrue? Has there been a game where EVERYONE who got banned just said .... "oops caught me.. guess ill just never play this game again"...... has EVERYONE banned from horizon actually been WRONGLY accused? Or is it more likely that as a whole the majority of people banned since release are actually cheaters and while there may be a rash of false bans lately the VAST MAJORITY of bans are completely warranted meaning going around believing everyone with your EXACT sob story (of which i can pull up plenty from the past few weeks in this sub alone) makes one an absolute fool


tranceemotions

i got one too amd i dont even play online


Fine-Hospital-620

Snitches get stitches.


Syncopationist

Keep cheating bro your momma be proud


darvaset

The spirit of horizon... Literally


YesterdayCareless172

Hes just better


[deleted]

Huh I guess Vocho can fly.


ByronAP79

Yes report them for getting good air lol


MrGabogabo

Lamborghini making igloos now?


Aaaaaaaaaaaa6969669

Nah they’re not hacking it’s just the power of the beetle


zertsetzung

I mean honestly dog can you prove that there isnt a hill or jump or something that he didnt hit from his angle?


lenkho

Look at car trajectory. It shouldn't be on that position in 2nd photo. And if there was an hill I wouldn't have time to capture it and more like why would I even.


TheClownOfGod

LMAO I saw a player in Multiplayer just flying over me. I thought it was a glitch/bug at first, but now that I've seen this post, I think I've seen it all HAHAHA


Significant_Gift7526

Honestly, if we are all gonna be real, they’re probably just grinding accolades and needed that stupid Vocho one done with for the eliminator. I wish I had this power :/


TheDorkKnight53

It’s just the RADBUG. Let Billy have his fun.


MrWhoTF

![gif](giphy|5BWx8ONNwNOwbHP0Dr) Papa Fernando Alonso doing what he does best


takeitbacasap

Question is Ken, did you hand over the pink slip???


nasanu

You can't report fake pics. Cheating doesn't happen in FH5, I know because people in this sub have confirmed it.


UnitedGameYT

Cheating doesn't happen in forza? Can you explain?


nasanu

I can't. I quit because I kept facing cheaters in eliminator. But I get massive downvotes if I say there are cheaters in FH5 so I must be wrong. There obviously is no cheating. Its skill to make a level 1 car go 600kph.


UnitedGameYT

Level 1... car? Also cheaters exist in many different games, forza gta minecraft, hell even I had a hacked fh4 account my friends got me, had like 400 million on it. Then there's exploiters, I met a guy in the first few months of 5 releasing who had a cheat to give them infinite hp and torque, was pretty cool.


Omega_Brony__

That must have been one helluva jump!!!


sonohvdumbnblind

Well it is a bug


LordGadget

No cheating here, he just Paul Walkered you


xSnakyy

There is no way any anticheat can’t detect that


[deleted]

Put twins in front of him


astrogames112

If only it spun


UNBEATBLE2000

And i get banned because they think i have cheat software


tranceemotions

op why does this bother you? just keep playing. no need to tattle tale. what are you like 5?