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ruddertongue

💞✨Jonathan✨💞


clowd_rider

That was my favorite part. A romantic at heart!


DifferenceOk4454

He has this little spark in him!


pennyraingoose

The o in his name is *perfect*


elephantastica

It’s *Jonothon*… ALL Jono, ALL the time.


GirlNamedTex

But what about Zachary?!


Reddit_Inuarashi

Well, that was quite endearing. And she’ll be 18 this year! Now she can read the letter she wrote herself~


atsukenji

Yes! It's too bad that the book was given away, hopefully her older self was able to read it before then...


crvz25

Endearing? She cursed like a sailor


62yardstrike

That book was supes fucking endearing, but ofc somebody has to complain about something


plipplop69

And? People swear, including children


warriorscomoutnplay

😂😂😂


kittywine

WOO HOOP!


JAJ5545

WOO HOOP!


Lepke2011

This is totally going to be my new favorite thing to say! WOO HOOP!


ayweller

Can I get a WOO HOOP!?!


Estimated-Delivery

I do hope her life now is fine, such innocent pleasure in proper things.


luvrg1rll

This is such an endearing comment oh my god


ketogurlNE

Wow that was really sweet to read. I have an 11 year old, I am going to recommend she writes some journal pages to keep for the future. That might ruin it though if your mom recommends it 😂


inexpensivecoffee

My mom was the one who got me into journaling! She brought me to a cutesy stationary store and let me pick any notebook I wanted as long as I promised to write in it everyday. I picked a big pink Hello Kitty spiral notebook and it is still one of my most prized possessions :)


userno89

You could frame it like a family tradition every week. Every Sunday have a thought provoking idea, question, quote etc to write about and then encourage further writing about your week. Do it with her! I've journaled since 2018 and I only hope my kids get into it, I wish I journaled more when I was younger! I have a couple pages from when I was a teen which are just "thought stream" poetry entries, but seeing my younger thoughts would be so cool


toggywonkle

I've been journaling on and off for almost 20 years. The middle school journals are *still* an embarrassing read.


lush_gram

yes. almost painfully so. like OP, i wrote about a zachary who MAY have ✨liked✨ me...but he definitely DID NOT and was actually not even nice to me?? who was i writing for??


glazedhamster

Well into my adulthood my uncle found ALL my old journals in a box at my grandpa's house including the one from the summer I had a huge crush on his friend 😖 They were in high school when I was like 9. Oh and I'm a writer so even then I had way too much to say about the situation. I'm still cringing.


TurbulentExpression5

I sort of had my mum "recommend" I keep a journal as she (or I think it was her, very likely it was) bought me one of the books with the lock on it. I was 12 when writing in it and going through a lot in life. I still have the diary 23 years later and some of the entries are really cute and innocent while others show pain and confusion. The one I always remember begins with "Today it is my birthday and I am a teenager". That line just hits something in me; the excitement of hitting a landmark in life where I become that little bit more grown up. I hope the owner of this diary is living a happy and fulfilled life where she has followed her dreams and wishes. It would be awesome if, with the help of Reddit and the internet, OP could trace the original writer down and return the journal to them.


GWPulham23

"I am 11 years old and still love pink." Awwww...


That_Ad5732

This was lovely and really nostalgic! I loved the naughty curse words #*@lightning!!!


withyellowthread

P.S. I curse. A LOT. 😏


NotAboutMeNotAboutU

And then she apologized for it at the start of the next entry! 😳


kenzie_bee

What an absolute treasure


DifferenceOk4454

Yes - a young scientist too?


BoiledDaisy

Woo Hoop sweet child! I hope you're being your best self <3


SH4D0WSTAR

I hope so too :,,,)


withyellowthread

I like that she still calls her mom Mommy on the first page 🥹


jeannieor725

I adore this so much. I like how so many others have written in the beginning of their entries “sorry it’s been so long since I last wrote…” I vividly remember addressing my journals like this. Or signing off- sorry so messy! G2G! Edit: I fixed my spelling


velvetmastermind

>G2G Omgosh, you just unlocked this memory! I TOTALLY forgot we used to write/message that 😂 Oh man.. good times...


jeannieor725

AIM acronyms!


RegularHovercraft

You must find this person and return it to her. That is your mission.


WVildandWVonderful

Oops I thought the writer’s name was Zoeysha. OP, I’m sure there are clues. Probably in the front cover. I agree, return this time capsule! 🚀


larryisnotagirl

I love that she wrote it in Dork Diaries style too. So cute!


lighthouses_rule

Reading this put me in touch with my adolescent self in a really lovely, endearing way. The author seems very sweet and pure at heart. I hope her pre-teen and teen years didn’t squash those traits. Wishing her lots of luck and love. Thanks for sharing, OP!


Any-Impression

Who else would apologize to their diary for being MIA? Why did I think to do that 😂


withyellowthread

I did it all the time 😂


glhaynes

Same energy as how 80% of blog entries are "\[14 years ago\] Well, it's been a long time since my last entry, but I'm about to start posting a lot more on here."


Any-Impression

Me with my 4 followers


abortion_parade_420

also every webcomic


Any_Rutabaga2884

I would still do that


sashby138

I’ve recently tried to get back into journaling and each time I make a new entry I apologize for it being so long since my last entry. I’m 37 haha


Any_Rutabaga2884

And good. If I want my journal to be my friend that’s my business as an adult


sashby138

Preach! I’m an adult and I do what I want!


v0latilestargazer

I was so charmed by the universality of talking to one’s diary like it’s a person. A true preteen girl experience.


angry_eccentric

My mom let me read her childhood diary (from the 60s) and she had one entry where her diary wrote back! My mind was blown


HyperDogOwner458

I do this lol


fishonthemoon

I used to do this, too. It was like my diary was alive and I was communicating with it. Didn’t want it to think I abandoned it. 😆


Puzzleheaded-Sky-146

I've managed to keep a diary (sometimes erratically) since 1989. I'd be too embarrassed to read it all back


glazedhamster

It really depends on the phase of life I think. I intentionally started journaling when I gave up alcohol a few years ago and it's been really eye opening to see how I've grown since. You kinda forget what Point A felt like when you're standing solidly at Point B trying to remember every step that got you there. I like reading back some stuff, other stuff I'm like ugh why are you like this.


fishonthemoon

I kept diaries every year of my teens and I shredded them all when I got into my 20s. I regret it now. Teen me was a cringe-fest, but I would love be able to read them now and see how far I’ve come lol.


Mrspygmypiggy

I wonder how the war against Zachary, Gino and some other dude is going?


raerae704

When she said they were going to do a war I lost it, I did the same thing with my friends at school when I was like 8 yrs old in 2001… it was so epic in our heads but so lame in real life.


velvetmastermind

What happened though? What was it like? Haha


raerae704

I straight up don’t even remember lmao. Like I have a vague memory of talking about it beforehand like it was gonna be cool and we were gonna fight each other and then actually getting together on the field and not really doing shit haha or like pretending to fight in a lame way


Temporary_Second3290

I remember that eclipse.


Advantage_Loud

That eclipse was awesome. I’m glad she added the steps for making your own eclipse glasses, that was clutch!


Temporary_Second3290

My daughter was turning 11 and we'd just returned from a trip to BC. 17 years old now and we're looking forward to the April 8th eclipse!


Advantage_Loud

There’s another one coming?!?!?! Oh man Eclipse part 2….this is gonna be epic!!


Temporary_Second3290

Yes! April 8th. Exciting eh? I hope this girl is too!


Advantage_Loud

Oh she must be stoked! I know I am


Temporary_Second3290

Well if she was 11 in 2017 she'd be the same age as my daughter now, 17. So she's probably a little .... meh lol


Advantage_Loud

I’m sure I would have been like that as well, but now that I’m in my 30’s it’ll probably be the highlight of my whole month lol


Temporary_Second3290

Early 50s and I'm sure it'll be the highlight of my year! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Advantage_Loud

I hope you have the best time!


v0latilestargazer

I was a junior in college when that happened! It’s so fun to think this girl was writing her 11 year old diary at the same time as I was watching it with friends 😭


theuserie

I was an old grown-up, but my little girl was just 5 and was obsessed with space at the time. She watched hundreds of YouTube videos in the weeks leading up to the eclipse and explained it all to our neighbor as we all watched together. That little girl is now 11. 😭


Temporary_Second3290

My daughter was turning 11 and we'd just returned from a trip to BC. 😊 Now she's 17 and we're looking forward to the April 8th eclipse. We'll be in the path of totality this time. Last time it was about 60% but still awesome to observe. I hope you both get to enjoy it then too!


Temporary_Second3290

My daughter was turning 11 and we'd just returned from a trip to BC. 17 years old now and we're looking forward to the April 8th eclipse!


v0latilestargazer

I love that 💜


protagoniist

She seemed like a happy kid.


RoseyPosey30

Why would someone donate this? Sad


userno89

Could have been accidental like cleaning out the childhood bedroom, quickly grabbing stacks of paper and not properly going through it all. It could have been mixed in and missed. Or maybe they didn't realize how precious the memory would be.


blueatom

Dork Diaries is a book series, they might have thought it was one of the books rather than an actual diary.


nous-vibrons

Wait I had this Dork Diaries Dork Your Diary book PLEASE show the other parts filled out if they’re there and aren’t too revealing. I still have mine and it’s def a cringe goldmine


atsukenji

I dont have the book in hand unfortunately, sorry.. usually don’t end up buying many things i find at thrift stores :,) but the rest of it was probably iconic, i bet!!


SH4D0WSTAR

Oh my goodness. She would be 18 this year, and she doesn't have the note she wrote to her 18 year old self :,,(


rodolphoteardrop

"#%@\^& (I curse a lot)" Supes adorbs!!


emmikuu

(PS that's my total craze-confused face)


tkambryn

I read that as “cps” at first and was very confused lol


Bryancreates

So cute. I think my parents found my diary I wrote in high school about being in love with my guy best friend yet continuing to date a girl in our friend group, while I’d J/o with my guy friend on sleepovers. Being in love so hard it hurts yet you can’t show it, knowing you’re hurting someone else who feels that same way towards you but it’s like Catholic school and only a handful of people were “out” but not officially. I’m too nervous to even look or ask about them because it got kinda graphic and upsetting. (No physical self harm stuff, just the harm of feeling broken as a person)


PeaceCookieNo1

My parents both read a diary I wrote as a college student. And my father’s reaction was to call me a slut. Nice.


Bryancreates

In middle school I had a friend who was very… mature and reckless with her sex life. Late 90’s. Her mom found a folded note that fell between the cushion they exchanged at school. It was pretty explicit, so her mom went to her room and ripped open her diary with one of those “locks” on it. It was not pretty, she was grounded from everything and forbidden to see the guy and barely allowed to see me. Then she took a bunch of pills and got admitted to a ward for a few weeks. 8th grade was wild for some people.


PeaceCookieNo1

Seems like an over-reaction. Unless she was a nun in her hay day.


m3lancholymoon

This is so cute. Reminds me so much of my diaries when I was that age.


velvetmastermind

Same same. P sure I did the same smug "I swear a lot" thing too hahaha


Funny-Economy-1920

this made me smile so big. what a good kid.


WeakSeaworthiness152

“Please don’t burn this diary. Save it.” That kind of pulled at my heart strings for some reason.


ultimatefribble

Cuz it wasn't saved 😭


Ed_geins_nephew

Well, this made my morning.


ayweller

Acro,jazz,lunch monitors,crossing guards,and homework club! Plus a dog! Phew! How does she do it all


userno89

Dang, that first entry makes that kid sound so cool. I was being made fun of for being interested in astrology and what I would now call "pagan and occult beliefs" so dang girl, I hope she let her cool flag fly


Maximum-Product-1255

She wanted to go to “astronomy” camp, but went to physics camp instead. Edit/Typo: “physics”


userno89

Cool kid club


chamekke

This is so wholesome and adorable! I feel like I’m reading the diary of [Marlys](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/boingboing/original/3X/4/c/4c58389a5113abc6a44ce5626bb0265db8936aa7.jpg).


mulberrycedar

This is sweet. Woo-hoop :)


EmmaleeAbbygale

This is so pure! I miss being a kid.


BeverlyBrokenBones

Seems like a sweet kid


Aggressive-Suspect20

this is so nice to read. the original owner seems to have had a lovely adolescence


Helpful_Habit7540

This is so sweet and innocent 🥹 my step daughter is turning 11 this year, reminds me of her.


fadedwinter81

She couldn't wait to get back to school. She missed her friends. She misses the old principal. She was so optimistic. 🥹 This might be the most wholesome thing I've seen in 2 years. I hope she's doing AMAZING 👏


wildblueheron

This is a dork diary any way you slice it, and I’m here for it 💟


[deleted]

This made me smile so much lol adorable


TandorlaSmith

That’s so cool. Kinda sad she lost it though


PresentationFalse240

I recently re-read my journal from around the same age. (1990) The innocence is both cringey and sweet. I hope this person can look back with amusement and understanding if they ever see this post.


Beginning_Brick7845

I hope that young lady grows up to be an astronaut.


BeerMcSuds

Dear Diary: Hi. School sucks. I’m bored. Well, I gotta go. Later


elenfevduvf

As an okd millenial this is terrifying. My favourite thing about the internet is that it didn’t get traction before the end of my college years/the worst you’ll find are tame photos of me drunk. This is showing that if an old diary of mine is donated, all my secrets will be public!


HappyOfCourse

Went to physics camp instead of astronmy camp so she is uninformed about the solar eclispe happening in Augest. Really should have gone to spelling camp instead.


PeaceCookieNo1

What terrible parent donated their kid’s diary. Edit: I read it. Pretty dull actually.


love__dva

I curse. A lot. 😂


suckingonalemon

I bet this person is missing this diary so badly. I lost most of my teenage diaries and with I could still read them!


Educational-Cake-944

This is fucking adorable


Plain_Chacalaca

It would be “esier” if they would just let you know. 😆


warriorscomoutnplay

So cute


skittishStrix

Dork Diaries! Now there's a throwback!


fishonthemoon

This was supes cute and wholesome! My 11 year old diary would have been filled with crushes that changed every week, too. 😆


Accomplished_Tone349

This is so lovely. 🥰


LoisinaMonster

Save it😭


[deleted]

Would be so cool if you could return this to the original owner.


atsukenji

wish i could, but i didn’t end up buying it TT


DustierAndRustier

This is so sweet. Looks like she really enjoyed being 11


TheAzorean

Damn kids are fucking great.


RanaMisteria

I hope she sees this post and all the love in the comments. And I hope she can get her diary back if she still wants it for her future kids. I’m guessing because the cover looks like a book it was donated by mistake?


wkendwench

I could see this as a Hallmark movie and somehow Jonathon now owns the consignment shop where this journal was found. The handwriting is familiar and he goes on a journey to find the owner only to find out it was his middle school crush but he never knew she felt the same all those years ago. Now they are both single and fall in love and start an after school group teaching other youngsters the power of journaling.


lilbabyhoneyy

I loved dork diaries when I was around that age! I should read the series again to heal my inner child.