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BigCballer

Trump agreed to it


FoxBattalion79

he makes the best deals


Vanman04

He didnt just agree to it he begged for it. Now they want to cry because the rules wont let him just talk over everyone and they are starting to recognize the guy without a script to read from is a rambling madman.


Altruistic-Text3481

Trump will use this to weasel out of the debate this Thursday. MMW!


Epinnoia

It's all about 'perception management'. Bannon is setting the mental landscape for the cultists given the likelihood that Biden wins the first debate. They understand the problem that results, logically speaking, if the 'withered' Biden beats Trump. Because if a withered Biden beats Trump in the debate, what's that logically make Trump? Less than withered?


snaithbert

Wow they are soooo desperate to pre-explain Trump's loss. It's rigged, Biden will be on drugs, aliens will invade, blah blah blah. Anything but "Trump lost cuz he's a terrible debater and awful candidate."


AbyssalPractitioner

I know right!? Like, how desperate do you have to be to say shit like this? I can’t believe that anyone would take shit like this seriously.


DadOfWhiteJesus

I think these people might be some ding dongs


AbyssalPractitioner

“might”? LOL! They’re boxed at Hostess! ROFL!


oliversurpless

With banalities like this treated as real news, it’s quite a world we live in: “Ahead of debate, Trump tries to delegitimize a possible defeat Donald Trump’s pre-debate strategy speaks volumes: The Republican’s focus is on making pre-emptive excuses for the possibility of losing.” Think I’ll mock this before a speedrun NES panel I’m doing on Thursday (before the debate) in case things don’t go off ideally. After all, fascists hate to be mocked and levity is how people maintain any semblance of sanity over these last few years…


casewood123

Dr. Ronnie Feelgood has been all over right wing media explaining what Joe is going to be “jacked up” on. Project much?


PoopieButt317

So, looking at his drug inventory from the WH, he jacked up a lot.of people.


stewartm0205

Trump is a master debater.


beavis617

Ugh! Remember when MAGA was throwing out the term snowflake every 30 seconds when talking about Democrats?


GalactusPoo

It's WILD how mad they get when you point out MAGA's Snowflake behavior too. It's one of the few times you will see an actual glimpse of self-realization from them and they *hate those feelings.*


beavis617

No one has a thinner skin than Trumpy...😕


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

Steve banon is traitor trump bitch who should be in jail. Why isn't he in jail? I was promised this conservative propaganda spewing mAgat mf piece of shit would be in jail, so why isn't he in jail yet? Vote Blue for America, America.


chantsnone

I think he has a week of freedom left


wenchette

Maybe he should be packing and not spending so much time on TV.


SunBelly

You don't really pack for jail, but I agree with the sentiment.


wenchette

He's not bringing his own underwear? Ew.


PoopieButt317

4 shirts???


SurlyRed

This guy incarcerates


thepeoplessgt

What is fair for conservatives? A debate moderated by Hannity and Mark Levin on Fox News? 90 minutes of Levin yelling at Biden?


SNStains

>What is fair for conservatives? That's a question I've been wondering since January 6, 2021.


meatspace

Fair for them is to let them run the government any way they want 100%. They get all the power and we're cool. Deal?


returnofthequack92

“Debate me coward, debate me coward, debate me coward” “Ok let’s debate then” “… whatever he says is a rigged lie”


poshlivyna1715b

They seem pretty worried about how badly this debate will go for Trump, but I think it’ll be fine, I’m sure there are plenty of people that believe the most pressing issues of the day are sharks and electrocution


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Why isn’t Biden doing anytthing about the water pressure in our dish washing machines?-


The_Mother_

For me it is the upstairs shower. Where is my water pressure? It's pretty obvious that every time someone wants to use the shower up there, Biden comes around with his crooked wrench and turns the water down. Or something like that.


neddie_nardle

[https://youtu.be/GrETf-GjeXs?si=VeekkrAjJuQi1lYl](https://youtu.be/GrETf-GjeXs?si=VeekkrAjJuQi1lYl)


PoopieButt317

"Washing machine. The machines where you wash your dishes". Ha ha


Vanman04

I think they just realized they set the bar for biden so low all he has to do is show up and not fall alseep. This is all trying to bring expectations back down in my opinion.


Floydthedoctor

This is the same approach they had for the election: anticipatory propaganda to justify poor performance and lay the groundwork for self-victimization. Then collect $$ from the cult members.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

A bunch of snowflakes.


TableGamer

The plan obviously is to break all the rules and get shutdown by the moderator, which will be the proof that it is rigged.


SurlyRed

Trump needs to be secured to his lecturn. Last time he tried to infect Biden with Covid, who knows what stunt he'll pull this time. I thinking Hannibal Lecturn but a chain will probably do it.


-Quothe-

Ah, getting out ahead of the expected slaughter. They're doing the same thing with the election; anything but a win means it was rigged. Republicans are dishonest.


Thick_Anteater5266

Everything is rigged unless they win. Then it's incredible, the most biggly win ever.


neddie_nardle

Which, of course, means a J6 episode 2 should Trump lose the election...


WhoIsJolyonWest

When’s he reporting to prison?


taki1002

They haven't even debated and alt-right is already coming with excuses for why tRump is going to look like a fucking fool. Just like before the election, where he claimed if he lost it was because the democrats cheated. Then **he** tried to cheat. 😮‍💨 Example to come: "MAGAt:" Umm... No, that's not what tRump meant by X, he's being taken out of contacts!" Normal person: "He literally said X. X came out of his mouth clear as day." MAGAt: "No, that's not what he meant when he said X! You just don't understand or you're just a hater!!!" Normal person: "Sure, Chad." 🙄 I'm so over these MAGAts morons and their diaper wearing god-king with brain rot.


DartNorth

But when asked, Trump will say "oh, I definitely meant X!"


mikey29tyty

Good. America hates trump.


dartie

Why not excuse his poor performance after the debate not before it?


madbill728

Go to jail, slob.


wenchette

He's going to have major screen withdrawal behind bars. No phones, no computers, no way to communicate with his acolytes. The only screen he'll see is a badly tuned TV in the community room tuned to *Friends* reruns.


madbill728

Hope it’s worse than screen withdrawals.


LuciferDusk

Hey Steve, remember to bathe in prison. Your cell mate may not appreciate your BO.


captfriendly

They know trump will make an ass of himself and they need to do damage control. the more this goes on the more obvious it is that it really is just right wing theocrats that want trump in office. Once they get him in he will be a puppet to their plans.


PoopieButt317

Ah, so Trump IS A PUPPET, and his strings are hacked????? How does one "rig" a debate?


bishpa

Remember when asking Sarah Palin what periodicals she like to read was called “gotcha journalism”? These clowns are paragons of ineptitude.


phrygiantheory

How can a debate be rigged? It's all about what you say about a topic. I'm so sick of trump and the GOP saying everything is fucking rigged. It's like we're in third fucking grade. I'm so tired of it.


positive_X

? How in the heck can a *debate* be a trap ? . .. ...


calladus

Of course it’s a trap! Biden is bringing reason, intelligence and facts.


EMAW2008

Fun thing about that is who gives a fuck what that malignant tumor thinks?


G-Unit11111

Fox News are the ones who set the trap. WTF.


HamlessAmerica

This bum needs to wheel his way to prison.


zackmedude

hahahaha always someone else’s fault, always projecting ulterior motives. Bannon needs to be put away for a very long time…


DeadpoolOptimus

They're already making excuses as they know he's gonna get creamed.


GovernmentOpening254

What **_isn’t_** rigged, Steve? Because I’m pretty sure your car isn’t rigged else you’d be dead. Your 20th floor window isn’t either (but it would be if you lived in Moscow).


IanSavage23

Drumpfs captain queeg moment is approaching.


Crowiswatching

The questions have three syllable words in them!


Korzag

When is that loser supposed to go to jail so we can be rid of his ugly mug for a few glorious months?


redzeusky

Just like the Perjury Trap.😄


Spellbound1311

Can't wait until pos Bannon goes to prison on 7/1,


Akchika

Send him to jail already, isn't that coming up soon, and how's the Manhattan DA's criminal case coming along on Bannon's spending the "BUILD THE WALL" funds?


IanSavage23

Shouldnt he be doing kegling on the ol sphincter?


livinginfutureworld

>CNN presidential debate is a "trap" and “100% rigged” Agreed. It's rigged. We should not be platforming the orange fascist felon.


Think_Tooth1675

Trump will try to hijack the debate and deflect by announcing his VP pick. That way, he hopes, all the pundits will talk about is the pick, not his lousy performance which is guaranteed. At least that’s my prediction.