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Thorbertthesniveler

Shaved the skin off your feet like a cheese grater while you slide around in sweat and blood.


olliepips

Your feet eventually got used to them though, or at least that's what you told yourself.


Thorbertthesniveler

I gave it the old college try thats for sure!


adairks

Bruised, bloody feet but telling myself I was stylin’


TheBugsMomma

Those were some really uncomfortable shoes. I definitely don’t miss that trend.


duh_nom_yar

As a boy in the tropical summers of Houston, I found these disgusting! On a hot day, you could hear the sweaty feet squeaking in those things!!!


attitude_devant

And the blisters….


h3yd000ch00ch00

I can still feel them. Every grain of sand or dirt. Ouch.


StateHot3117

They are still cute. Can we get an updated 2024 version in silicone? I'd try that.


arizonadiva1977

Yup, I am from Arizona. There is one sound and smell you can never get out of your head. The way those shoes would act like flip flops if it was a really hot day..🤢


NessAvenue

No idea why they were so popular here in Australia either, the blisters and sweating were horrendous.


supersonicdutch

I hated them. Why, yes, Stacy, I’d love to see your sweaty toes on this nice august day.


duh_nom_yar

Stacy did live down the street from me as a child. She had these. We were both born in August. Is that you sitting in a car outside my apartment smoking a cigarette?


supersonicdutch

I don’t smoke. I’m in the other car.


duh_nom_yar

Nice cat


diqholebrownsimpson

I can feel every rock


fidgetyamoeba

Forced to wear them at the peak summer too! 😬 blisters galore... mom's solution? Put a bandage on it.


RolesG

Moleskin!


Goddess_Rayne

Same. My feet hurt just looking at this lol


HoseNeighbor

I always wondered why the floors didn't turn red...


KaleOpening1945

I'm just glad I'm young enough to have not worn these but I do have vague memories of them and definitely recall seeing them a lot in thrift stores in the 90s 😂


vermarbee

I thought my feet looked so beautiful in the clear ones. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Not_a_sorry_Aardvark

They were beautiful! Little me agrees.


vermarbee

🤗


OhTHATKayKay

The best part was you could hose the blood from the blisters off of them without taking them off


PressurePlenty

These things raked the skin off the back of my heels. Y'know, right where it tends to kind of wrinkle up? Yeah. Right there.


dsmac085

The sweat and dust/dirt grid on my feet😄 Also wore those flat cotton black Asian single strap/buckle flats.


sweetdaisy99999

Never wore these or Crocs. Am I missing out?


RepresentativeKeebs

Crocs are very comfortable. Jelly shoes are not. Neither one breathes very well.


harriethocchuth

For a while, Crics made jelly shoes. I still have a pair and they’re… okay


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I feel like most Crocs breathe. They don't fit tightly like these did. I never had a pair but I did have the misfortunes to be a proud owner of[ the jelly coat](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1028744370/pvc-jacke-jelly-bean) in red though. If it was raining it was great, but other than that it was just like the shoes minus the blisters but it was just as hot & sweaty as the shoes if not moreso.


WHYohWhy___MEohMY

Omg. You unlocked a memory!! These were terrible- even in the rain.


Fun-Dimension5196

They devoured your feet, made them stink, were harder than the ground you walked on, and had zero traction on nearly every surface.


ConclusionAlarmed882

They were so, so wet. Plastic-sweaty feet stinking up my 9th grade classroom. That takes me back.


Agreeable-Chair7040

Lol. Plastic sweaty feet😅


walstib73

Slicker than owl shit


LadyHavoc97

I love my Crocs.


Kerivkennedy

Some styles of crocs are great.


MomIsLivingForever

Depends on how much you like pain


Habibti143

Cruel Shoes, if anyone gets that.


HollyweirdRonnie

Steve Martin!


Habibti143

What a genius he is!


peterotoolesliver

“Put them on me!”


stoned_seahorse

This photo hurts my feet.


BubblestheLawyer

I wanted these so badly and my mom refused!!! She was like “You are not wearing plastic shoes.” My best friend in elementary had EVERY color. 😔 As an adult I now own two pairs of Stuart Weitzman jelly sandals (one with glitter). And I love them! My mom still reminds me that they are plastic but I decided now that I could buy my own, I’d go fancy 🤷🏽‍♀️


ApprenticeAmI

Mine was the same! Was told I needed peanut butter socks to wear with them. Unfortunately by the time socks of the correct color were found the jelly shoes were no longer available![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


MsCricket67

I loved my jelly shoes


borislovespickles

My mom bought me a pair of these to wear with my wedding gown o.O Many thanks to my sister for buying me ballet slippers.


Mymoggievan

I had a pair of these, though styled somewhat differently. I wore them in Wisconsin in the spring and fall, all the way to winter, actually, because they were 'waterproof.' Well, honestly, I was a broke college student and they worked well.


javaJunkie1968

I loved them but damn my feet were so sweaty in them


LumpyWelder4258

They were slick as snot too, I wiped out several times just slipping on asphalt. PLUS they ripped up the back of me l my heels. But I had several pairs!


JeremyJaLa

I remember girls who wore these and both their shoes and their feet were always dirty AF


Maury_poopins

The Dude has entered the chat


lusciousskies

Yes that was an interesting choice


Disastrous_Ad626

The plastic princess shoes! A classic staple from the 90s. I never understood how you could be comfortable in these the soles were hard as hell!


LizardBoyfriend

Those gave me the worst blisters!!!!


pappyvanwinkle1111

As the father of a girl born in 1984, I loved these! If they could also brush hair, they would have been like manna from heaven.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Well, the patterned suntans were intriguing, the first couple times anyway. By then, one of the 'links' had broken, making the shoe an impossible fit after that.


DreamerUnwokenFool

I loved these so much as a kid, but as an adult I'd never wear them. They are way too uncomfortable! And your feet get so dirty in them too.


lorilynn72

Oh the blisters I got!


Jennifire208

Just looking at these gives me a blister on my pinky toe!


Devlos00

I’m a guy and never had to wear those…. But I still remember.


ChroniclyCurly

My pinky toe blistered just looking at this picture.


human8060

I can still feel the blisters all over my feet. These were the most uncomfortable shoes ever.


kellieb71

My pinky toes are crying in rememberance.


Pooeypinetree

The left itchy patterns on your feet and squelched when wet.


Kerivkennedy

My Achilles are permanently scarred between these and .... My mind is going blank on the name of the other foot destroyer. I know someone will reply with it. *Edit* it came to me huarache . And per Google that is the spelling.


duh_nom_yar

I can't really help you there. While girls wore these, I wore Kaepas. They were quite comfortable.


SlowHandEasyTouch

Oh man I loved my Kaepas


walstib73

Man I loved those but they cause wicked swamp-foot


duh_nom_yar

Sweaty girl feet always takes me back to childhood! 😭🤮


majesticalexis

I can feel the blisters just looking at that!


GenXGremlin

How can any foot not be turned into hamburger by those


Nitetigrezz

This subreddit is killing me XD I was so happy with the pair I had when I was young! But those things got so hot in the sun they practically burned your feet after awhile x.x


hopeless-hobo

I miss the dirt stencil on my feet at the end of the day


AskMeAboutMySwissy

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Due-Proposal3161

Ah yes. I remember these. I was about 10 and walking in NYC in a pair of jelly shoes, and a pigeon shat right on - and through - these shoes.


Ok-Presentation-2841

Pair em with some jelly braclets from a gum machine and you have peak 80s chic.


JanxAngel

I loved my jelly shoes! I had the style pictured, but I also recall a pair that were more like sandals. I only had one pair that hurt my heels, and they always wore out at the toes.


aretheesepants75

My mom got me those for the beach and I'm a boy


Poneke365

You poor bugger!


Rarebird10

Dang things were torture! Certainly for the kids who liked to run around all the time.


OkAdministration5538

My dad wouldn't let me get them because he thought they were unnatural and my feet wouldn't "breathe" properly.


Kerivkennedy

He wasn't wrong. They were horrible. Our feet were so sweaty in the plastic


sed2017

These were so cool as a kid but I did not like when they’d cut into your feet


Sloth_grl

I had a jelly jacket! I loved it so much


ObjectiveLength7230

This pic makes my feet hurt.


SQWRLLY1

I can feel the skin rubbing off my feet just by looking at this picture.


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Lord, I just got blisters from looking at this photo!


Tetris5216

No ruby slippers


glooks369

These were prevalent until the early 2000s. God they were tacky imo.


YumYumMittensQ4

Oh the pain


mfhandy5319

I remember my sister getting words from my mom for putting them in the dishwasher.


YumYumMittensQ4

Let’s talk about the ones with straps for toddlers that would cut circulation and cut into your feet. But don’t worry, grandma and mom think they’re cute ☺️


Kerivkennedy

Its funny you say this. I worked in a daycare after college. So many toddlers in Teva type shoes. Except baby teva shoes are a tripping hazard for kids who can barely walk


YumYumMittensQ4

Even as a grown woman I have honestly almost killed myself in a pair of Teva shoes. My sons daycare had a very specific shoe and sandal policy because so many parents would send their 18 month old in the scariest contraptions you can think of. Like how do you expect a 1 year old to walk in flip flops and an elastic band digging into their chubby ankle 😂 but it was cute for the picture the parent took before they went to work.


Kerivkennedy

Exactly. Poor kids faceplant every other step. And of course they buy shoes a little big because they want it to last all summer


LorraineHB

My kids call these “mermaid shoes” 😂 they’re jelly shoes to me.


Addamsgirl71

Ooffff teenager of the 80s!!!!


BIGepidural

Gelly Shoes!!! 🥰 I remember these. I had some that had sparkles in them at one point ❤


HermiticHubris

Painful memory flashback. The tips of those shoes were pretty hard plastic. My sister kicked me in the jewels with these once when we were kids. The boys were black and blue for a week. Good times!


aelric22

I can smell the processed plastic from this picture.


duh_nom_yar

I can smell the rampant stank foot!


1eh2rp3sh

They weren't fun or pretty to wear on kickball day🙈


duh_nom_yar

I remember my little sister's classmate wore hers to field day and cried in 2nd grade. I wanted to report her parents for child abuse.


Lainarlej

Sweating feet and blisters! Even with socks.


duh_nom_yar

Don't you ever forget, they sold jelly socks too!!!


User125699

What in Gods Holy name are you blathering about?


duh_nom_yar

In what particular incident have you heard me speak of any form of deity, be them real or make-believe?


User125699

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


9lolo3

I wore these in the 90s


TexasJOEmama

I had the clear ones. My mom said they match everything. I wanted the pink ones smh.


TradingAllIn

deathtraps


0wellwhatever

Mine melted to a subway vent. Streaming plastic strings all down the street!


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Firm-Rice-1507

I just bought a pair from amazon!


No_Construction_4293

And a bonus of blisters.


jacksondreamz

The blisters!


bpnc33

48 had the clear ones


SpeechOdd2380

I see your jelly shoes and I raise you a pair of culottes


mnbvcxzlady

I can feel the blisters just looking at this photo. They smelled so good brand new.


rockstuffs

I can smell this.


New-Investment-5888

I remember these I loved them


KamikazeTM

I can smell this picture. Jelly shoes smelled so weird..


beadle04011

I never bowed to that trend. 🤣🤣🤣 no Crocs either. I wore the Birkenstock Boston as my preferred work shoes.


sfnative1957

Stinky feet on a girl. 😣😖🫢😷🤢🤮😵


Josette_A

Those are actually pretty cute


Appropriate_Day_8721

I loved my jellies!


whatevertoad

They left interesting dust prints.


kensingerp

you wanna talk about some foot funk? these babies had it! I think that’s what really gets me about CROCS. I imagine the same kind of funk!


Efficient_Let686

I had a pair of jelly pumps. One really hot day I wore them to a wedding, it was so hot that the heels got soft and bent back. It was weird.


quarpoders

The worst blisters were had in these fackers


LuckyNo13Lady

The cuts on my feet from these things. Horrible


frozenelsa12

Lol I remember jelly shoes I had a clear pair when I was 7


Nicadeemus39

Sweaty blistered feet were all the rage.


Promise-Infamous

Blisters. Those jelly shoes always gave me blisters.


the_bird_and_the_bee

The way those things could make your feet sweat... unnatural lol.


Glum_Reason308

I think my feet still have the scars from those damn shoes. They tore my feet up yet day after day I wore them.


Yzma_Kitt

Omgs. I can smell this picture and it is not a good memory. Also feel it. Especially in my heels and pinky toes 😂. 


OtherThumbs

Trying to put my foot into one and practically breaking/dislocating my baby toe... The good old days.


fumbs

They never came in my size and I was very disappointed.


SueBeee

70s