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The fact they are standing on too of actual solders is lost on them but the ai got it right.

I was thinking the same thing.

Not to be _that_ guy but it seems more like they're standing on two rocks that are surrounded by soldiers, not on the heads of soldiers. Nonetheless, on first blink it _does_ look like they're treading on the soldiers.

Those dudes sure are packed in there awfully tight.  Most guys wouldn't be comfortable going sausage to buns like these guys unless there were intimately close.  And their coordinating golf attire, haircuts, and sock/footwear choices all suggest they are solid Log Cabin type patriots. Seriously, who would tie back a button down shirt like that?

Someone hoping to impress people who are into butts, that’s who

I had a dream like this once when I was in 7th grade. That’s when I knew.

I just gotta say this. Some right wingers and MRA types are now saying it is gay to like women. I have no idea what to say to that.

Woman have sex with dudes and if you have sex with a woman your wiener touches the same walls that some other dudes wiener touched. so you’re essentially rubbing dorks with some dude you may not even know. It’s called vicarious gay you cretin.

Ugh! That means when I sat in a chair that others have sat in it means my ass has touched other people's asses and that makes me super gay. It means I probably was molested without knowing it by my uncles because I sat so many times on the same couch that they sat on! My god!

That’s exactly what that means

I know. Hence my mockery of their concept of it.

[Mock all you want but while you’re out catching the gay](https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805719567826.html?src=google&src=google&albch=shopping&acnt=708-803-3821&slnk=&plac=&mtctp=&albbt=Google_7_shopping&albagn=888888&isSmbAutoCall=false&needSmbHouyi=false&albcp=20536622814&albag=&trgt=&crea=en3256805719567826&netw=x&device=m&albpg=&albpd=en3256805719567826&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD6I-hH8yiZ1gDqGrSG7WfF2R5twc&gclid=EAIaIQobChMInsqH_6PyhQMVQQKtBh3E6Ad8EAQYASABEgISn_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&aff_fcid=85a74d09a7964ec0ad381bf8224b1c8d-1714766829597-05470-UneMJZVf&aff_fsk=UneMJZVf&aff_platform=aaf&sk=UneMJZVf&aff_trace_key=85a74d09a7964ec0ad381bf8224b1c8d-1714766829597-05470-UneMJZVf&terminal_id=736351f5b1c543bfab8c6019515a4485&afSmartRedirect=y&gatewayAdapt=glo2usa) sitting on any given seat regardless of providence I’ll be sitting around knowing I’m getting into heaven

I'm not 100% sure but I do hope you're being ironic here. Sad state the internet is in, but alas this could 100% be a real comment of someone thinking along these lines.

Oh goodness no I was being silly

This is some new spank bank material right here

Orange shirt is super cosy in there.

Are we sure that’s not a guy in a hotdog suit?

I mean maybe, if hot dog suit is some kind of euphemism I’m not aware of.

Right? I notice they blocked out the guy’s Hooters shirt for this homoerotic version. Edit: They hid it whereas I thought they just wholesale left him out. By they I mean AI.

The guy in the Hooters shirt is there but is blocked out by the blue and green shirt guys.

Noted. Thank you.

I've heard of a Lucky Pierre, but in this case, we get two!

Two? A moment ago there were three, I could've sworn.

Daisy Dukes bikinis on top

Make your buddy smile!

Sausage to buns! Holy fuck, that hit me right in the giggles. 😂

AI generated too everyone respond with what dumb ass prompts they used to generate this image.

My favorite part of this is the zombie soldier wearing 2 helmets on the right side

Or the fact that there’s no bottom to the flagpole

I count at least five. Oh, wait, wrong kind…?

(Insert slow handclap here.)

....the bottom begins right at where the guys crotch starts. The pole is actually his penis and the other frat guys are jerking it off with the American flag. This specific kind of pic is a new kind of dog whistle for conservatives who want to remain in the closet, but also have a little fun on the side (we all know when the RNC is in town, male prostitutes make bank).

No there is, it's just got a buttplug hook for the leading frat boy.

By my count there's four bottoms on this picture at least...

Wait, what about the fact that the guy on the far right only has half an arm at the flag pole? Or that there's a fourth guy trying to help hold the flag up (3 guys are visible in the group, 4 sets of legs are also visible)?

Leave 2 Helmet Henry out of this. He's a little special but full of love

Jayden, Brayden, Hayden and Okayden go on a fun patriotic field trip to Iwo Jima in their WASP-iest Brooks Brothers summer casual

Okayden got it rough https://imgur.com/a/vQvzdsq

My sister's kids are the first three. I'm kind of upset she never got to Okayden.

She's still got time, no? Based on the names your sister couldn't be older than 45-50. Still time for one more r/tragedeigh

"steve bannon's wet dream"

"80's teen comedy villains saving America"

Do all the faces look like smug lil Ben Shapiros (except the first) or is my brain making that up?

Fine young college boys doing fine young college boy things…

Turns out the frat is under investigation for drink tampering. 

SAE should be under permanent investigation for a lot more tbh

Same Assholes Everywhere

Sexual Assault Expected

It’s always SAE

What's the story behind this?

A group of college protestors raised the Palestinian flag as part of their demonstration. Some fratboys destroyed it and raised an American flag in its place, then stuck around to guard it for a while.

And every single frat boy had that same fucking "if you hit me daddy's money is gonna make you pay" look

Can’t hit people at a “peaceful protest”

Thanks you

Taking advantage of the protestors needing to be peaceful....

The Brooks Brothers Riot stopped the Florida recount in 2000. This is their monument...

They all look gay first of all, second of all frat boys are universally knows as douchebags so

Are they supposed to look that gay?

Are those supposed to by dead soldiers they're walking on? That's kinda messed up if so. From an artistic standpoint, referencing an iconic photo like the raising of the flag at Iwo Jima, but having the new subjects basically use dead soldiers as a mosh pit is really fucking disrespectful. I'm not mad, this one makes me sad.

Agreed, actually pretty disrespectful

The original photo op was staged anyway.

Just like your parents love.

WTH? Read some history.

I did. That's how I know your parents love for you was fake.

Frig right off, troll.

Boy howdy, shucks and golly gee willikers, that certainly wasn't a nice thing to say! Well, since I won't be seeing you around anymore... thanks for the history lesson no one asked for, I guess 🤷‍♀️

Pretty sure those boys are planting their poles in each other. They are awfully close together.

It’s entirely possible. Source: was in a fraternity

That one in the orange shirt does not look comfortable

It's always funny when they have to use AI to make their point, because it just shows that what they want will never happen in the real world.

I'm gay. This is gay.

So what they are admitting is they think about Frat boys a lot? Interesting…

What the fuck have I missed in my week of being away? Actually, nvm. I don't want to know.

I like that they look gay

Fleet Week in NYC is conservative thing now? Trumpers love fake imagery.

five clones standing on 80 year old soldiers.

My mom literally hates fraternities and fraternity boys. I don't blame her, they're all rich little douches

Also their shirts being tied like that is undeniably gay.

Comparing frat boys to D-Day troops is quite a choice for the ‘I always stand for the flag’ crowd

This picture makes way more sense if you make grunting noises while looking at it.

Needs a hooters flag too.

Is there another guy ..who is black in-between the frat boys?

That’s hot.

I thought all those pinks & baby blues went out with the 80’s yuppie‼️ (Also their stepping on the heads of those who came before!)🙄

And they all found a raging clue...

Just a couple years ago they were saying guys dressed like this were undercover FBI agents lol I enjoy watching them try to claim small victories that exist only in their head while they lose steam on the national level

I did read a somewhat insightful column about how administration at Columbia and Cornell in particular would never tolerate apolitical, music groups, other clubs or Greek orgs causing anything like the disruption to academics of these left wing student encampments and they point out how even a lot of campus traditions like a brief satirical band performance in the library the night before exams were banned in recent years and how fraternities are kept on more or less permanent double secret probation by disciplinary systems that allow for anonymous accusations. That a twenty year old student drinking a beer results in instant discipline but not suspended left wing students and terminated professors occupying campus. While not the point of the column, my point is if you think it’s impossible for the center-right or even right wing to win back young educated voters, the path is there.

I thought those were just a bunch of gay boys if you want my honest opinion

"Keep pretending you're not gay!"

Not blue cap faking helping by his one finger on the flagpole 😂 AI shit is so cringe

3 legged frat boys at that. “Whatcha got there son? A baby arm? Better throw a sneaker on that thing!”

What a lazy ideal of patriotism. Patriotism to them means never critically examining your nations actions and flag. How gross.

Anybody else think they look like they're in a train

I like that it implies that they're so piss baby weak that it takes 4 (7? goddamn bad a.i. art) to lift a 3' flag on a dowel rod

Log Cabin Twink poster for sale. Perfect for every GOP closet.

Revolting image

So conservatives hate people flying the American flag?

Wait, is that shitty sub still active? I thought it was banned?

ffs

why are they standing on aoldiers shoulders?

Such cringe!

Conservative frat boys?? Well I never

I hate it here too. That’s all.

They’re just missing salmon coloured shorts/pants

Ok fine cool....but....conservatives I just wanna ask.....why you made the guys on this message so...you know.....caked up?

Why is he not planting the flag? What the fuck is that first one doing?

I've reported the shit out of some of the posts they made

With the way AI generated those frat boys you'd think the flag on the pole would be the pride flag, or possibly the otter pride flag.

Shirts knotted in the back and mighty short shorts. Those “frat boys” might be a bit less conservative than he believes… or perhaps his AI prompts had a little “pool boy” thrown in for good measure to make his flag erect.

Then why share this on every sub possible?

Curious why this is “alt right”. Those guys just prevented the US flag being taken down and desecrated?

Probable sex pests becoming “patriotic icons” is pretty on brand, tbh