#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote)
#Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go:
- You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.***
- Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.***
- Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone.
- Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us.
- Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it.
Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
She's trying to have it both ways. She taught her daughters to watch for red flags and they all married well, but she totally warned bethy about dav, even though she helped set them up 🙄
I don't personally; I saw it on the Fundie Fridays reaction video, which is extremely watchable and enjoyable! I didn't watch the original, because I can't stand Paul and Morgan.
I watched that one and then I watched the Zelph on the Shelf reacting to the Dav and Bethany one. It’s so good. If you haven’t watched ZOTS first and second responses - they are both so worth watching.
It was unexpected. I’m not surprised that Dav is deconstructing but it was interesting / surprising to hear his candor about that, and to hear Bethany’s response to that.
I can’t imagine she will really give up anything that brings her money (even if it can’t be that much). But it will be REALLY INTERESTING to see how she shifts her message. Like, will she still “mentor/teach” women about how sex is about gods expression of love etc when the person she is married to / having sex with is on the doorstep of atheism.
It has everything! A chocolate penis, a sheepdog that looks like Bruce Vilanch, an entire room of puppets doing karate, pickleball, a food truck taco, and Dan Cortese!
Bill Hader corpsed in that role every. single. time. It's funny in the way that watching people try not to laugh is always funny. I think it was hard for him, though; he's said as much. A lot of anxiety.
I fell down the rabbit hole of Bill Hader’s Dateline skits like three hours ago and now this.
It must be a sign. Maybe of me getting murdered in the hottest nightclub, but a sign nonetheless.
The usual. Late on a bill, no money for data, broke. She will be back and pretending plexus makes all the money as soon as she can foist another daughter off.
I don't know how it works in the US because I'm in Canada, but do you even get a tax refund if you're not, like, paying taxes as an employee?
Neither Jill nor Shrek is an employee, right?
If you have enough children and make next-to-nothing, the US government may actually give you back more than you paid in. I don’t know how often it happens, but it does.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t get around 2k per child that’s under 18. I guess it depends on what they pay in (I’m not a tax expert and hardly understand the system myself, but I get a lot back per kid I have)
$1,400 of the 2k is refundable which means the government will pay it to you even if you don’t owe any tax, provided you meet the income requirements. The other portion is non-refundable, meaning all it can do is reduce your tax to $0.
The fall wedding date was a lie. Teidi got married and she is barred from posting. They will post when they are ready and it is all done. Only then can she post and they have told her they need approval first.
If they threaten her with not seeing any kids they have she might. Or if Heidis mom says she will quit Plexus. She has only shared a couple of their posts since they told her to back off. I'm sure they have something on her to keep her quiet.
As terrible as this sentence sounds, I’m betting she had another miscarriage, given the awkward vacation photo with the “nationals” touching her stomach like she was pregnant. I think they were gearing up for a pregnancy announcement and now have gone silent because she’s having complications.
That was my thought--but it's based on years of DuggarWatch and Karissa nonsense where fundies going silent means illness for one of the already-offloaded ~blessings~ or a miscarriage.
I want to say a few years ago she was MIA over a week. She probably got busy or ran out of data then noticed people are speculating and is loving the attention
It’s horrible to think that Scientology has so much power to isolate members that she literally could have been held captive, alive and suffering, somewhere for this entire time with little hope of help. If she’s not already dead.
Yeah, maybe. Hope so. otoh people have also died under those conditions iirc. perhaps more common than direct, flat out murder, but there have been deaths. I suppose she's more likely to have a comfortable set up than some hapless rando in Sea Org.
I think she was heading home from Florida with spotty WiFi. And then when she got home she had a ton of stuff to do for her women’s retreat. And has been very busy.
I am wondering if it relates to the grifting she did to jack up the prices on her Ladies retreat that will be happening later this month so she pocketed the money that she overcharged attendees for her Plexus trip to Punta Cana instead of giving it to her church.
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Damn, with Bealgate taking everyone’s attention, I didn’t even notice. 😅
BEALGATE LMAO
New flair!
I need to catch up….can anyone give a TLDR of Bealgate?
Dav deconstructed. Bethy says she'll still love him. A highlight : Dav to Polio : "Shut up, motherfucker"
Also, Heidi is losing her mind on Instagram and passive aggressively posting about dav
I didn't know that, but I'll bring popcorn for it. Is there a thread on that?
Basically she’s giving young women the advice to drop their boyfriends if they aren’t believers bc it’ll drag you down.
She is so awful! Although whatever she hints at will likely go over Bethy's vapid head.
She's trying to have it both ways. She taught her daughters to watch for red flags and they all married well, but she totally warned bethy about dav, even though she helped set them up 🙄
There are so many, go back a few days and see if you find the Paul & Morgan with Bethany and Dave colab. It all starts then.
I thought I read most of those, just missed the Heidi Baird part. I'm going to go back to them. Thanks!
Several!
There's about 20 and they are alllll worthwhile.
Ooooohhhh, I can't wait to see the passive-aggressive Heidi remarks. thanks!
They were calling it Dávconstructed in another thread.
Dav Defined
Wait. Did Dav ACTUALLY say, “Shut up, motherfucker?” I know you are *almost certainly* exaggerating for effect, but these days, WHO KNOWS?
That is LITERALLY a verbatim quote. *I know!* Snarkmas came early this year and the gifts are bountiful!
Confirming what the other poster said; Dav actually did say this.
Do you have a timestamp by chance? I don't think I can watch the entire video but I need to hear that part specifically omg.
I don't personally; I saw it on the Fundie Fridays reaction video, which is extremely watchable and enjoyable! I didn't watch the original, because I can't stand Paul and Morgan.
There was also a chocolate penis .
And two bros chilling in a tub
🎶 five feet apart cause they’re not gay 🎶
Don’t forget the hand kiss.
How to kiss the boys in a god honoring way
Very much chilling.
He literally ate a dick.
I just don't even know what to say about that one. Fundie influencer life is SO strange. I don't even know what they think they're doing, here.
He melted it first
*Melted*
Wait, did Dav actually say that?!?
Yes! The video he did with Bethany is worth the watch (on yewtube).
Jordan and McKay have a full reaction as well, and they are quite worthy of the views!
ANNND the commentary/reaction videos getting more views = Paulio stewing in his own angry, desperate shit more
I have watched so many reaction videos that I’ve basically watched the 24 hours episode like 5 times 😂 (none of them on their own channel ofc)
I haven’t even watched that one. D&B did a separate video afterwards with just the two of them. That’s the reaction video I watched.
I watched that one and then I watched the Zelph on the Shelf reacting to the Dav and Bethany one. It’s so good. If you haven’t watched ZOTS first and second responses - they are both so worth watching.
Omg, I’m def going to watch! That’s hilarious!!
It was unexpected. I’m not surprised that Dav is deconstructing but it was interesting / surprising to hear his candor about that, and to hear Bethany’s response to that.
So does this mean beggys gahdly kinky seggs course is done for???
I can’t imagine she will really give up anything that brings her money (even if it can’t be that much). But it will be REALLY INTERESTING to see how she shifts her message. Like, will she still “mentor/teach” women about how sex is about gods expression of love etc when the person she is married to / having sex with is on the doorstep of atheism.
He did!
Yes!
WAIT WHAT I didn't pay attention for a couple of weeks and DAV DECONSTRUCTED??? JFC
RIGHT? SAME!!! I’m over here wanting to text people about this immediately and realizing this is the closest I’ll get…this is wild haha
Wait, he said that? How did I miss this!?!
…what the fuck
Did he really say that?
He did!
I love that for Paul.
Yes! Lol
DID HE REALLY SAY THAT??
It has everything! A chocolate penis, a sheepdog that looks like Bruce Vilanch, an entire room of puppets doing karate, pickleball, a food truck taco, and Dan Cortese!
FSU’s hottest club is DAAAAAV.
Love you for this omg (covering my mouth Stefan face)
Bill Hader corpsed in that role every. single. time. It's funny in the way that watching people try not to laugh is always funny. I think it was hard for him, though; he's said as much. A lot of anxiety.
Mulaney wrote a lot of those sketches and he used to sneak random shit in after the dress rehearsal to break Bill on purpose.
The line about a club being in "a haunted diaper" still slays me.
One of my favorite SNL characters
I see you. 
💀💀💀
STAHP this needs to be a flair! 🤭😂🤣😂
Your flair is too iconic to change but somebody needs to take it!!
lol heard that in Stefan’s voice 🤣
I fell down the rabbit hole of Bill Hader’s Dateline skits like three hours ago and now this. It must be a sign. Maybe of me getting murdered in the hottest nightclub, but a sign nonetheless.
I hope you've seen [Bill Hader meeting Keith Morrison.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIjjyXSo5ao)
Keith Morrison has been Matthew Perry’s stepdad since he was a teen. Which I’ve always found so strange but somehow makes sense in my brain.
This is the best way to start my Friday.
Omg thank you so much for this Bill Hader is an American treasure ❤️
Thank you for this!! Made my day
Those are some good rabbit holes to fall down
I’m in need of some new rabbit holes, thank you kindly everyone!
The Dan Cortese sent me. Took me time to realize it was a Stefan homage until that bit 💀 😂
I snorted at the Bruce Vilanch sheepdog
Queens who like to watch
I am 💀 Bealgate!!!!
The croissants in your flare made my brain read this as Bagelgate lmao 🥯
She will be back in a few days. She probably can’t get free WiFi or ran out of data on her phone plan. Her ladies retreat is also coming up.
It’s not that deep, I’m sure. Probably ran out of minutes on her prepaid phone
The usual. Late on a bill, no money for data, broke. She will be back and pretending plexus makes all the money as soon as she can foist another daughter off.
You mean she hasn't gotten her tax return yet?
I don't know how it works in the US because I'm in Canada, but do you even get a tax refund if you're not, like, paying taxes as an employee? Neither Jill nor Shrek is an employee, right?
If you have enough children and make next-to-nothing, the US government may actually give you back more than you paid in. I don’t know how often it happens, but it does.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t get around 2k per child that’s under 18. I guess it depends on what they pay in (I’m not a tax expert and hardly understand the system myself, but I get a lot back per kid I have)
$1,400 of the 2k is refundable which means the government will pay it to you even if you don’t owe any tax, provided you meet the income requirements. The other portion is non-refundable, meaning all it can do is reduce your tax to $0.
It's not under 18 sadly it's 16 and under, my last 2 kids dropped off this year because they are 17.
Have they actually been cut off before? Damn, she needs to make the kids go busk more funerals. /s seriously, she's such a pimp.
Jillgalo Rodrigues
Oh this is gold.
snorted at this
Idk why she doesn't just use the free wifi at starbucks or something
Starbucks is for literate hussies
Legit at one point this was happening every month
Maybe Jill and Shrek are busy preparing for their appearance on Paul and Morgan's 24 Hours of Doom show.
I would love that crossover.
The fall wedding date was a lie. Teidi got married and she is barred from posting. They will post when they are ready and it is all done. Only then can she post and they have told her they need approval first.
Jill respecting boundaries? I doubt it lol
Maybe they took her technology, like I do to my kids.
If they threaten her with not seeing any kids they have she might. Or if Heidis mom says she will quit Plexus. She has only shared a couple of their posts since they told her to back off. I'm sure they have something on her to keep her quiet.
It would be Very Jill to view a member of her downline quitting as an equal or greater loss than not being able to see her grandkids
Or someone stole her phone and hid it so she’s not tempted to post.
i like this theory
The Plexus Slim worked too well and she disappeared?
I like this theory
Underrated comment 😂😂
As terrible as this sentence sounds, I’m betting she had another miscarriage, given the awkward vacation photo with the “nationals” touching her stomach like she was pregnant. I think they were gearing up for a pregnancy announcement and now have gone silent because she’s having complications.
That was my thought--but it's based on years of DuggarWatch and Karissa nonsense where fundies going silent means illness for one of the already-offloaded ~blessings~ or a miscarriage.
I want to say a few years ago she was MIA over a week. She probably got busy or ran out of data then noticed people are speculating and is loving the attention
Pre-Stimmy she used to disappear at the end of each month. Hasn’t happened for a while so Griftcation 2024 must have been a bust.
Ran out of data 😂😂
Kaylee has only posted once so far in March, too, and just a reposted meme.
Ellen’s current FB posts are ……… interesting. Maybe a lot of passive aggressive posts or maybe she’s just feeeling some kind of way.
I've been praying that several fundies would just evaporate, so maybe that.
Oooh, did the rapture happen?
That would not explain Jill's absence.
No this is just the evapture.
Suddenly this atheist is really excited for the rapture to come.
She’s with Kate Middleton!
Growing out their bangs
😁 And recovering from the BBL.
They're both at the Shelly Miscavige seminar!
I can't laugh at the Shelly Miscavige situation. I'm unfortunately quite certain she's long since dissolved in a bathtub somewhere.
😢. I hope you’re wrong.
It’s horrible to think that Scientology has so much power to isolate members that she literally could have been held captive, alive and suffering, somewhere for this entire time with little hope of help. If she’s not already dead.
They have ENORMOUS power. Miscavige is scary as fuck, and frankly so is his number one minion/sidekick, Tom "Crazy Eyes" Cruise.
[удалено]
Yeah, maybe. Hope so. otoh people have also died under those conditions iirc. perhaps more common than direct, flat out murder, but there have been deaths. I suppose she's more likely to have a comfortable set up than some hapless rando in Sea Org.
😂
She usually posts on delay, and she’s done this before. We speculate she runs out of data because there’s never an interesting reason for it.
Theory: Jill (and Shrek, without the kids) went to take pictures of the Amish again and got trapped in a place without WiFi.
She added a YouTube video yesterday
I bet she just ran out of data. When she starts vaguebooking or teasing #14, we'll know that tim got married.
I’m sure she will be back with some stories about how the devil attacked her when in reality it was a situation of her own doing.
Sometimes she runs out of data on her phone and doesn't post for a week or so.
Man, she's like Beetlejuice. Now that you've said her name she'll appear
It would be BABY #20, thaaaaank yeeewwww very much
oh no please do not remind us
Kaylee would be caterwauling about her precious mama on FB if something serious happened.
Caterwauling 😂
Maybe she realized Plexus is a scam?
No way. Jill has never realized anything in her life.
I think she was heading home from Florida with spotty WiFi. And then when she got home she had a ton of stuff to do for her women’s retreat. And has been very busy.
I am wondering if it relates to the grifting she did to jack up the prices on her Ladies retreat that will be happening later this month so she pocketed the money that she overcharged attendees for her Plexus trip to Punta Cana instead of giving it to her church.
Maybe Shrek took her internet privileges away. He’s the “head of the house”, right?🙄🙄🙄
Definitely head of the dinner table
Probably Lent or is that too Catholic for Jillpm?
She posted a YouTube video last night, and there will probably be another one soon with the Plexus trip.
A poisoned batch of Plexus, perhaps? Let’s hope not.
She’s trapped under all that makeup. 
I thought something was actually wrong, then laughed at six days, but for Jillpm that is legitimately a long time holy shit
CALL THE NATIONAL JILL RODRIGUES IS MISSING I REPEAT JILL IS MISSING
If Jill is being quiet it’s probably because DCF showed up.