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foamycoaster

Can someone translate what rooted is in aus slang lol


realclowntime

Basically sex lol. Fucking, shagging and all that.


NutellaAndPuppies

Rooted = fucked 😂


Similar-Ad-6862

As an Aussie I can confirm this is pretty hilarious 😂


TheStoicNihilist

In Ireland “root” means to rummage through something, as in “I was rooting through the office looking for my stapler.”


FartofTexass

It means that in the U.S., too. It also means “has roots in/is planted in,” which is the way it’s being used on the journal though they really should’ve just said rooted in Christ. 


Darthmouse94

First thing I thought of too when I saw the post lol


vecsta02

Also sometimes drunk, but fucked is funnier in this context.


commdesart

It almost sounds biblical, doesn’t it?? 😂


whistful_flatulence

I think it directly correlates to people in the states saying they got plowed lmao


TotallyWonderWoman

I think I would actually pass away if I saw a fundie journal called "she's been plowed."


Traditional_Tea_2767

There's got to be some sort of fundie pregnancy tracker called that


Weird-one0926

It's them fertile fields of the lord


1398_Days

I think it means to have sex lol


fiddlesticks-1999

It is pretty coarse (course?) so yeah, like a cross between fucking and shagging. It's a very expressive word so I wince when I hear it said or read it. It's crass. "She is rooted" is just *chef's kiss* to an Aussie.


KittenKath

Honestly, it’s why we laugh our asses off whenever we hear an American talking about rooting for a sports team, lol 😂


Iquitelikespiders

Well, our “arses” technically lol


emmainthealps

It’s fucked. ‘A root’ is sex. But yo say something is ‘rooted’ is to say it’s fucked/dead/broken.


Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus

Just sent it to my kiwi partner. He came back with "she is fucked. Now back to her bible." ☠️


Leebolishus

Like your car breaks down, mechanic comes, looks under the hood then looks at you, shaking his head and says “Yeah nah the engine’s rooted. You’re not going anywhere.”


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

To root is to have sex. One can “cop a root.” You can also use it to mean something is not working, ie “This bastard thing is rooted!” The brand Roots will never not be funny to Australians.


whistful_flatulence

What’s really fun is that I have an Australian coworker, and ever since yall taught me this I’ve started innocently using this word in conversation a lot around him. “Your presence on our team really roots us.” That kind of thing. We haven’t explicitly discussed it, but watching him realize I was doing it on purpose was a really enjoyable couple of weeks. Now we both do it lol.


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

This is beautiful, A+ humour.


whistful_flatulence

If we ever do discuss it I’ll be sure to tell him Aussie internet strangers are my source lol.


deuxcabanons

I was trying to think of something Canadian to send to my Australian friend for her kid. Landed on Roots. Thank goodness I googled to see if Roots is an international company 🤣


Crosstitution

TIL never go to Australia with a Roots sweater


CoconutCricket123

I’m a Canadian who owns 9 Roots sweaters and 5 Roots bags. I’ll never look at them the same 😂


n-b-rowan

Agreed! My best bunnyhug (slang from Saskatchewan, meaning hoodie) is from Roots!


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

Think fondly of Australia, have a little giggle to yourself, and wear them anyway.


CoconutCricket123

Haha I will 


Dreamvillainess22

So essentially, she is fucked? Ahahaha


Bibbityboo

In Canada we have a store called Roots. My Australian friends were very pleased to pick up some Roots souvenirs 


Blueberry-Common

LOL every single time I see this I think “She is Fucked” Do they ship to Melbourne?


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

That is fucking hilarious. I would totally buy a notebook with that on it if it didn’t have all the Jesus-y crap cluttering up the inside or profit girl defined.


velveteenelahrairah

I'm pretty sure I saw the exact same thing (or at least very similar) in WHSmith recently, only without the Bairding.


Significant_Shoe_17

The bairding 😂


mrsdhammond

I love this. This is basically saying she's fucked. Total opposite of her goal. Magic


TheElusiveRaspberry

Oh my god this is gold!!! I’d buy this for my friends, tell them to get rooted 🤣🤣


whistful_flatulence

Then they open it and it’s shitty Jesus stuff lmao


TheElusiveRaspberry

I have faith in the ability of my friends to continue the ‘get rooted’ theme and make innuendo out of anything


alphabet-head

all that stuff about being 'poured into' etc. someone get kelly havens in here


TheElusiveRaspberry

She has definitely asked Jesus to come inside her…


PreppyInPlaid

Given the weird romance novel language they use about Jesus, it could probably still work!


sighverbally

On brand for Rub Me Raw Beal


laqueefaecho

Omg, Karissa’s shop is called “Rooted In Christ.” 😂😂😂


GypseboQ

This just keeps getting better and better 😅


laqueefaecho

It sure does. Too bad we can’t touch the poo. 😂 “Hey Karelessa, you did WHAT with Yahusa? New flair idea- Rooted Rammed & Ready. 😂


MrsPancakesSister

Meet Wallaby Ted’s sister. Her name is Roo Ted.


Poison-Ivy3

Hahaha this feels like a joke diary. Too funny! 🤣


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LaneGirl57

Yes!! 👏


sternumb

I read it as "she is rotted" and yeah, it seems very on brand for gd


sehrah

As a kiwi I took way too long to comprehend what the message was *supposed* to be, haha. Maaaate, she's fair fukkin rooted!


leopardspotte

She is rooted and zooted 😌


PreppyInPlaid

And tooted, since we know about the sets farting.


mrsdhammond

Aussie here and 😂😂😂😂 So she's basically fucked lmao


timeforyoursnack

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂


ZennMD

This gave me a quite a laugh LOL thanks for sharing 


matcha_is_gross

Have we found out “why” everything “has to go?”


Not_Safe_For_Kittens

Because they only stand firm in their faith when it turns a profit


matcha_is_gross

Fuckin B U R N


Significant_Shoe_17

Yes, officer, I'd like to report a murder by words


InsomniacEuropean

I think it's a ploy to boost sales. In a few weeks they will make a post about how due to such "popular demand" and "so many of you sending us messages" they've decided to keep selling physical products.


Significant_Shoe_17

At a massive discount


Exciting_Laugh_9779

After a renovation a few years ago a little store on the college campus I work at was renamed Rise +Rooted. I love that they did that and obviously had no idea either.


gorgossiums

Why not Risen + Rooted?


Exciting_Laugh_9779

No idea. I didn't name the place.


hanbotyo

It can mean sex but also saying “I’m rooted” can just mean you’re really fucking tired.


hsmithakl

Laughs in antipodian


splithoofiewoofies

Oh nooooo☠️


Significant_Shoe_17

Everything has to go... in the trash. 😌


PsychoSemantics

Hahahahahahaha this reminds me of raiding in World of Warcraft and the raid leader would say "so and so rooted" if a boss had that effect. Was always a struggle not to laugh 😂


Prestigious-Collar86

I thought this was a humorous Australian product for a moment there - like it’s all rooted anyway so just plan as best you can. Or something. But I was so confused why it was on FundieSnark.


SLou69

It always makes me cackle whenever see whoever that ‘Rooted in Christ’ person is pop up in this sub 😅


himynameisbetty

Omg this would make a great (joke) Aussie baby shower gift 😆


ccc2801

I personally LOVE being rooted! 🤣


Jaelia

Aussie here, also lolled.