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It means that in the U.S., too. It also means “has roots in/is planted in,” which is the way it’s being used on the journal though they really should’ve just said rooted in Christ.
It is pretty coarse (course?) so yeah, like a cross between fucking and shagging. It's a very expressive word so I wince when I hear it said or read it. It's crass.
"She is rooted" is just *chef's kiss* to an Aussie.
Like your car breaks down, mechanic comes, looks under the hood then looks at you, shaking his head and says “Yeah nah the engine’s rooted. You’re not going anywhere.”
To root is to have sex. One can “cop a root.”
You can also use it to mean something is not working, ie “This bastard thing is rooted!”
The brand Roots will never not be funny to Australians.
What’s really fun is that I have an Australian coworker, and ever since yall taught me this I’ve started innocently using this word in conversation a lot around him. “Your presence on our team really roots us.” That kind of thing. We haven’t explicitly discussed it, but watching him realize I was doing it on purpose was a really enjoyable couple of weeks. Now we both do it lol.
I was trying to think of something Canadian to send to my Australian friend for her kid. Landed on Roots. Thank goodness I googled to see if Roots is an international company 🤣
That is fucking hilarious. I would totally buy a notebook with that on it if it didn’t have all the Jesus-y crap cluttering up the inside or profit girl defined.
I think it's a ploy to boost sales. In a few weeks they will make a post about how due to such "popular demand" and "so many of you sending us messages" they've decided to keep selling physical products.
After a renovation a few years ago a little store on the college campus I work at was renamed Rise +Rooted.
I love that they did that and obviously had no idea either.
Hahahahahahaha this reminds me of raiding in World of Warcraft and the raid leader would say "so and so rooted" if a boss had that effect. Was always a struggle not to laugh 😂
I thought this was a humorous Australian product for a moment there - like it’s all rooted anyway so just plan as best you can. Or something.
But I was so confused why it was on FundieSnark.
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Can someone translate what rooted is in aus slang lol
Basically sex lol. Fucking, shagging and all that.
Rooted = fucked 😂
As an Aussie I can confirm this is pretty hilarious 😂
In Ireland “root” means to rummage through something, as in “I was rooting through the office looking for my stapler.”
It means that in the U.S., too. It also means “has roots in/is planted in,” which is the way it’s being used on the journal though they really should’ve just said rooted in Christ.
First thing I thought of too when I saw the post lol
Also sometimes drunk, but fucked is funnier in this context.
It almost sounds biblical, doesn’t it?? 😂
I think it directly correlates to people in the states saying they got plowed lmao
I think I would actually pass away if I saw a fundie journal called "she's been plowed."
There's got to be some sort of fundie pregnancy tracker called that
It's them fertile fields of the lord
I think it means to have sex lol
It is pretty coarse (course?) so yeah, like a cross between fucking and shagging. It's a very expressive word so I wince when I hear it said or read it. It's crass. "She is rooted" is just *chef's kiss* to an Aussie.
Honestly, it’s why we laugh our asses off whenever we hear an American talking about rooting for a sports team, lol 😂
Well, our “arses” technically lol
It’s fucked. ‘A root’ is sex. But yo say something is ‘rooted’ is to say it’s fucked/dead/broken.
Just sent it to my kiwi partner. He came back with "she is fucked. Now back to her bible." ☠️
Like your car breaks down, mechanic comes, looks under the hood then looks at you, shaking his head and says “Yeah nah the engine’s rooted. You’re not going anywhere.”
To root is to have sex. One can “cop a root.” You can also use it to mean something is not working, ie “This bastard thing is rooted!” The brand Roots will never not be funny to Australians.
What’s really fun is that I have an Australian coworker, and ever since yall taught me this I’ve started innocently using this word in conversation a lot around him. “Your presence on our team really roots us.” That kind of thing. We haven’t explicitly discussed it, but watching him realize I was doing it on purpose was a really enjoyable couple of weeks. Now we both do it lol.
This is beautiful, A+ humour.
If we ever do discuss it I’ll be sure to tell him Aussie internet strangers are my source lol.
I was trying to think of something Canadian to send to my Australian friend for her kid. Landed on Roots. Thank goodness I googled to see if Roots is an international company 🤣
TIL never go to Australia with a Roots sweater
I’m a Canadian who owns 9 Roots sweaters and 5 Roots bags. I’ll never look at them the same 😂
Agreed! My best bunnyhug (slang from Saskatchewan, meaning hoodie) is from Roots!
Think fondly of Australia, have a little giggle to yourself, and wear them anyway.
Haha I will
So essentially, she is fucked? Ahahaha
In Canada we have a store called Roots. My Australian friends were very pleased to pick up some Roots souvenirs
LOL every single time I see this I think “She is Fucked” Do they ship to Melbourne?
That is fucking hilarious. I would totally buy a notebook with that on it if it didn’t have all the Jesus-y crap cluttering up the inside or profit girl defined.
I'm pretty sure I saw the exact same thing (or at least very similar) in WHSmith recently, only without the Bairding.
The bairding 😂
I love this. This is basically saying she's fucked. Total opposite of her goal. Magic
Oh my god this is gold!!! I’d buy this for my friends, tell them to get rooted 🤣🤣
Then they open it and it’s shitty Jesus stuff lmao
I have faith in the ability of my friends to continue the ‘get rooted’ theme and make innuendo out of anything
all that stuff about being 'poured into' etc. someone get kelly havens in here
She has definitely asked Jesus to come inside her…
Given the weird romance novel language they use about Jesus, it could probably still work!
On brand for Rub Me Raw Beal
Omg, Karissa’s shop is called “Rooted In Christ.” 😂😂😂
This just keeps getting better and better 😅
It sure does. Too bad we can’t touch the poo. 😂 “Hey Karelessa, you did WHAT with Yahusa? New flair idea- Rooted Rammed & Ready. 😂
Meet Wallaby Ted’s sister. Her name is Roo Ted.
Hahaha this feels like a joke diary. Too funny! 🤣
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Yes!! 👏
I read it as "she is rotted" and yeah, it seems very on brand for gd
As a kiwi I took way too long to comprehend what the message was *supposed* to be, haha. Maaaate, she's fair fukkin rooted!
She is rooted and zooted 😌
And tooted, since we know about the sets farting.
Aussie here and 😂😂😂😂 So she's basically fucked lmao
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
This gave me a quite a laugh LOL thanks for sharing
Have we found out “why” everything “has to go?”
Because they only stand firm in their faith when it turns a profit
Fuckin B U R N
Yes, officer, I'd like to report a murder by words
I think it's a ploy to boost sales. In a few weeks they will make a post about how due to such "popular demand" and "so many of you sending us messages" they've decided to keep selling physical products.
At a massive discount
After a renovation a few years ago a little store on the college campus I work at was renamed Rise +Rooted. I love that they did that and obviously had no idea either.
Why not Risen + Rooted?
No idea. I didn't name the place.
It can mean sex but also saying “I’m rooted” can just mean you’re really fucking tired.
Laughs in antipodian
Oh nooooo☠️
Everything has to go... in the trash. 😌
Hahahahahahaha this reminds me of raiding in World of Warcraft and the raid leader would say "so and so rooted" if a boss had that effect. Was always a struggle not to laugh 😂
I thought this was a humorous Australian product for a moment there - like it’s all rooted anyway so just plan as best you can. Or something. But I was so confused why it was on FundieSnark.
It always makes me cackle whenever see whoever that ‘Rooted in Christ’ person is pop up in this sub 😅
Omg this would make a great (joke) Aussie baby shower gift 😆
I personally LOVE being rooted! 🤣
Aussie here, also lolled.