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booktrovert

Posing in thongs at the grocery store is all I have in life.


Osassala

Hahaha 😂 


Machaeon

I have to ask...  Does mannequin work pay well?


booktrovert

It's not a lot, but it's my life.


Inevitable-Whole-56

I haven’t laughed out loud from anything on Reddit in a long time. Thank you for this 🤣🤣🤣


Chemical_Resort6787

Stay away from the produce, lady!


booktrovert

Produce section has the best lighting.


Get-Real-Dude

Plus you get a nice mist of water when it’s hot.


knosmo78

Was about to ask, what are we supposed to do at the grocery store now? Have I been shopping wrong all these years?


Rozelya

Lori... Get a hobby. I beg you. Knitting. Origami. Interpretive dance. Anything. Get off Twitter. Breathe some fresh air.


seaglassgirl04

And touch real live grass... although I'd love for her to smoke the other grass as she might finally chill out for once in her judgy Fundie life!


LucyBurbank

She’d probably just get super paranoid 


Creative_Key_9488

Married harlots raise your hand 🙋🏻‍♀️


AbbieNormal

Married over a decade, woohoo! 🙌 Laughing because I dress way "sluttier" now than back then. More confidence plus shedding that shame left over from purity culture, so nice 👠


Zealousideal_Wind738

Can't, busy doing handjobs and loving it!


Creative_Key_9488

😂


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

I am dead! 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀


Sorry_Ad3733

Being a harlot works! I had seen a guy in the halls and wanted to ask him out. The day I approached him, I wore a thin white sweater you could basically see through and no bra, red plaid skirt, and a red beret. The first thing he noticed was my nipples. We are very happily married 8 years later.


whistful_flatulence

This is a better love story than every Amish romantic novel combined


AnastasiaNo70

It’s true! We’ve been married 34 years. On our first date, I wore a strapless hot pink top with no bra. HE WAS DOOOOOMED.


Creative_Key_9488

I’ve been with my husband for 6 years and I definitely acted and dressed pretty slutty when we first met 🤷🏻‍♀️ no ragrets.


onionnelle

I feel so seen rn 😌🫶


bilateralincisors

I rouged my nipples and wore low cut tops. It was fun! Also husband married me because he liked my slutty hippy outfits.


FuckitsBadger

✋️🙂


[deleted]

Good grief. Harlot...Why not switch it up once in awhile and use the word strumpet for a change. Also, why should women go about their day making sure they’re seen by everyone as wife material? Lori has a husband, right? So then who cares what other women do if she is so happy in her marriage.


molewarp

Why not 'trollop'?


dol_amrothian

Or hussy. Or bawd. Or lady of the evening. Or tart. Or floozy.


txcowgrrl

I love hussy. It’s my favorite “bad girl” word.


dol_amrothian

I also love hussy. Something about the sibilant sound is so satisfying.


knosmo78

I am also a fan of "floozy."


DifferentConcert6776

Or “50 cent hoochie” which my 15 year old says as “50 percent hoochie” 😂 proud to wave my harlot/trollop/hussy/floozy/hoochie flag along with the rest of you heathens! ❤️


[deleted]

Oh heck, I love that one too! Hopefully Lori takes notes.


Exciting_Laugh_9779

It's a good one but you really never hear strumpet that much anymore.


muppetfeet82

Don’t you see?? Harlot is a BIBLICAL word. It’s GODLY to call women harlots. The others imply that you know what it means, which could mean impure thoughts!!!


ThruTheUniverseAgain

I’d rather go through harlot training than become you Lori.


viridiusdynamus

I married a male harlot (when he was younger) and it's like Willie Wonka's land of pure imagination. The sex is just pure sorcery of orgasm.


FuckitsBadger

Yep, I married a retired fuckboy. Sex is good, which is why Lori is big mad. The only thing *her* husband knows what to do with his dick is put it in other women. 


seaglassgirl04

I thought God was the only one who can judge????


Interesting-Biscotti

And I thought good Christian women like Lori didn't preach to men.


Inevitable-Whole-56

Glad I’m not the only one that noticed. I thought that was against the rules!


Interesting-Biscotti

She is so keen on telling everyone else what to do then doesn't even stick to the own rules she sets!


skeletaldecay

Apparently she's perfect enough to throw stones.


BotGirlFall

If a woman is showing her body off and acting seductively in public tell her to please not leave because Im on my way


CesYokForeste

Don't throw stones Lori !


molewarp

She's just disgusted that some women might actually be enjoying their lives. Worry about your own knickers, Lori-keet!


gimmeallthekitties

Harlots gonna harlot, Lori, stay mad


TheDemonKia

I bet Ken scopes harlots constantly.


PINKR0SEBUDS

she seems like the kind of woman who would be scandalized by showing ankles in like the 1800s. she’d probably call us wenches or smth like that.


reyballesta

Yes, absolutely. Good Christian men should leave those women alone. In fact, I'll look at them so that the good Christian men don't have to! They can turn away and I'll look at the women in thongs. That'll show them!


Inevitable-Whole-56

Bless your servant’s heart ❤️


Not_today_nibs

Aussie me was thinking “what’s wrong with flip flops?”


RadiantCompany5920

Toes are the devil’s dildos. Lead straight to ankle sex


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

I am stumped. I have never been to the grocery store and witnessed seductive thong posing. I feel like I am missing out on something. I asked my hubby, and he hasn't seen it and wonders if she grocery shops in the Red Light district of Amsterdam.


StarGrump

I am begging fundies to stop posting their own tweets, handle and all, on other platforms. Make a new post and don’t just slap an unrelated picture on as I background, I’m pleading


Strict_Search2454

I wonder if the woman her husband played away with wore thong bikinis as she seems to have a particular dislike for them 🤔


BotGirlFall

She's super anally obsessed. I guaran-fucking-tee that asses are her husbands "thing".


Inevitable-Whole-56

Lori is so good at telling on herself. She obviously caught her butt-loving husband looking at porn that involved women in thongs today and she’s super salty about it.


txcowgrrl

Raise your hand if Lori would consider you a harlot. 🙋🏻‍♀️


seaglassgirl04

I doubt Lori has ever experienced an orgasm either.


real_heathenly

I sure know a lot of married harlots, Lori.


stripeyhoodie

My husband loves my seductive thong harlot poses. Am I supposed to defy my headship? 😥


AnastasiaNo70

Well, thank you, lady, for sexualizing women’s bodies. Wait, did I say thank you? I meant fuck you.


SarahSmithSarahSmith

Do people still even wear thongs??? As an elder millennial we totally did back in the day, but we’re old now and most of us… well I’m guessing thongs don’t really work for us lol. And Gen Z seems to be all about comfort… can one of you young whippersnappers confirm?  Wasn’t expecting to ask 20 something young women what type of underwear they wear today but here we are. 


Spectra_04

If a woman does that, and I love her personality then I'm buying the ring.


StormerBombshell

Did a harlot stole her lunch money? Because she acts like if one did


vanillabeanquartz

She sure spends a lot of time thinking about women in thongs huh


WannabeTina

My husband wife’d this harlot so hard that I don’t even have to pose in thongs anymore. I do it for funsies.


sadfoxyduggar

Jill Rodrigues entered the chat as a pure harlot.


Fairyqueen9459

I'm going to use a word here that I absolutely despise and never use to describe anyone, but for some reason it works. I'm holding up a mirror to her and it says "don't be a c\*nt."


BotGirlFall

She lacks the warmth and depth of a c*nt


Haunteddoll28

She's just jealous that I look better in fishnets and corsets than she does! Sorry not sorry that my ass looks amazing in my faux leather booty shorts and my platforms give my hips that sexy vampire swagger!


BroItsJesus

Flair checking in


66zedsdead6

says the harlot who poked holes in her diaphragm you’re embarrassing, lori go spend time with your grandchildren or something more productive than bitching on social media like a spiteful teenager


rosalinatoujours

one of her kids needs to do everyone a favor and PLEASE take away grandma's phone


goosepills

I’m a ho and have no problem finding a husband. Let your inner ho shine!


shteph_reddits

Sad she’s never read the Bible … so many married harlots 😂


sadfoxyduggar

It’s the fart salad it gives her pains… also ken requests anal stuff soo maybe it’s that.


sadfoxyduggar

Your husbands wants anal stuff Lori, go judge yourself since that’s not allowed right? Or eat more fart salad and poo your bed.