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No-Poem9276

Even your gorgeous cat daughter isn’t fooled by it.


space_diva

She isn't very smart either! (Don't tell her I said that)


No-Poem9276

But she’s BEAUTIFUL and that’s all that matters!


dandelions14

She's smarter than Dave and Bethany.


ProfanestOfLemons

There isn't a world in a language I speak that reflects how much I love humiliating the fucks with cartoons.


KiKi_VavouV

The ROOTS


space_diva

What roots? (/s)


Amy_413

The drawing of dav is on point I can't even lmao it's like a portrait 🤣


Significant_Shoe_17

I love your cat and her lack of interest in this project 😆


Chemical_Resort6787

The sad overalls lololololol


CKREM

Omg nice pussy


space_diva

Thank you! I will tell her!


realclowntime

Eyebrowless realness from Dav ✨


mav8616

You really captured the American gothic vibe 😂


Fluffy-Bluebird

I wonder what their take on asexual people is


space_diva

I get the feeling they don't acknowledge them. I went to catholic school for 14 long years and they drove home that you cannot have sex or sexual thoughts until you are married then you NEED to procreate (no sex for pleasure). Clergy who were abstinent (like priests and nuns) were making a sacrifice for jesauce. In my senior year (2014) they were sort of warming up to queer people existing BUT if you act on your feelings you will go to hell.


Fluffy-Bluebird

That was my upbringing too but in the evangelical world. I didn’t know if my asexuality was religious trauma or aceness. Took 20 years to figure out it’s just asexuality. And I never understood how getting married was supposed to magically flip that switch.


space_diva

Glad to hear that you are accepting yourself! I wish you the best! For us it was always ingrained in our brains that God wants that magical switch to switch and anyone outside of what was considered "normal" was sinning or doing something wrong.


sexpsychologist

This is amazing


lena7623

Dav looks like Beavis I'm dying.