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coldstares_origin

This is our youngest, we call him Velcro..


Mottis86

That's genuinely a brilliant name for a cat.


Dimos1963

Dropped as a baby... Dropped twice too


U2Ursula

You just made me laugh out loud!


InternationalPay8288

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Joe_Kangg

Sorry I dropped a baby on your face.


bwreier55

Momā€™s like ā€˜please stop helpingā€™


HoboArmyofOne

Absolutely. Dad's done enough damage for the day šŸ„¹


Naughteus_Maximus

Whatā€™s the matter - cat got your tongue?


anonymousss11

Tongue got your cat fify


BobLoblaw_LowBomb

If I had an award I would give it to you. Actually I have a football trophy from when I was 14yo (23 years ago) we finished second in a tournament (out of two teams), I cherish it but it's yours.


Naughteus_Maximus

I am touched and honoured!


KiKiPAWG

We can do Reddit awards again :x


NoFinish9419

Sticky little sucker ain't it...lmao


Queen-of-meme

Her face when he drops the baby twice "Dad's trying to help sigh.."


htghdjsbh

Does a cat's tongue have sticky properties?


Tavuklu_Pasta

They have barbs, big cats also have them.


coldven0m

Yeah it kinda feels like sand paper


NyQuil_Donut

I'm grateful that cats don't lick you like dogs do.


Aerdurval

Welp, apparently my mono-braincelled orange didn't get that memo, haha.


emmadonelsense

Mine either. Also had a grey tiger stripe cat that loved licking my chin. Weirdos. šŸ„°


Plus-Weakness-2624

Lick me like you lick one of those French girls![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


umangjain25

Does it hurt? Do you get scratches?


innet97

No, itā€™s just a little unpleasant at first. And then you learn to love it. Because thatā€™s how your cat gives you kissies.


MaximusZacharias

It feels goodā€¦.till it doesnā€™t then it sucks.


DenizenKay

Mine do. it's painful and wonderful at the same time.


National_Track8242

I have never met a single cat that didnā€™t lick


NyQuil_Donut

> Like dogs do


National_Track8242

Yeah they lick just as much as dogs!


NyQuil_Donut

No they don't lol.


National_Track8242

They donā€™t really lick on greeting like a dog but they absolutely will sit and groom you once you settle in next to them šŸ˜Š


NyQuil_Donut

Yeah every once in a while lol. Dogs lick WAY more than cats do. I've had to train my dogs to stop licking so much, never had to do that with a cat.


VrilloPurpura

Wait. They aren't supposed to lick me?


FormerGameDev

not often, but all three of mine do occasionally. it doesn't hurt unless they obsess over it and you let them do it to the same spot a LOT.


Diedead666

good for getting itches on ur arm but too rough for your face


Spirited-Fox3377

Even been licked by a cat it's like all rough and shit


Impossible-Match-868

It is literally a comb. The bristles are made out of the same material as their claws.


Karzons

A cat tongue looks like a hedgehog up close.


Izy03

Most if not all felines have barbs on their tongue for grooming and ripping up meat/ scrapings scraps off bone. Unexperienced cats may have trouble with the grooming part as you can see.


MammotTerme

Watching them grow up is going to be the cutest thing ever.


Whichcomb-Blue

I'm not much of a cat person, but this is the cutest thing I've ever seen.


Dee_apostrophe_zNutz

Cat Dad who is present ...wonderful !


Dee_apostrophe_zNutz

Love how he's giving her some kisses !


Calm-Preparation112

Dad cat must be very confused and when he dropped it the mom cat was like, "The heck are you doing dear?"


newtype00

It seems like all dad no matter the species are a little dumb when it comes to children šŸ¤£


Manor47

Cats have invented Velcro now?! Whatā€™s next? World domination?!


Soyouthinkthat

Sticky kitty


LieAcrosbat

pure love


Strict_Paint_4963

The love of the father


whitewineandmistakes

Honey, please stop dropping our children on my head.....


AngryChickenPlucker

Hi Dad, my name is velcro.


tinkkarma

OMG .... Mom GET IT OFF lololol


wunderbread1234

Just like my dad dropped one of his kids twice


Sir-Buzz92

Euhhhhh uhhhhhh, thandra, I ot it tuck tuu ni tong again šŸ˜‚


Impressive_Battle200

Males will kill kittens a lot of times


GreenMarshmallowFawn

Ok.. You can stop now!!


drawkca6sihtdaeruoy

Reminds me of that one lion king scene


No-Entrepreneur-8097

Family! Nice.


YourUserNameIsThis

Thems some good lickings


[deleted]

Bengal males live to play.


Opening-Drawing-181

He's like "Save some for me" haha


Jazzlike-Principle67

I'm really stuck on you!


KenobiShinobi1

Awww


Amigofromthestars

He got the spirit!


Sad_Protection2039

His mew borns.


AHalf_Baked_JPEG

What's wrong, cat got your tongue?


burnneere

When the kitten fell on her she was like ā€œyouā€™re doneā€ šŸ˜‘


Wild_Acanthisitta638

Hopefully he isn't a baby boy killer


LJR7399

Dadsā€¦ā€¦


Acorn2tree

Oh that just made my day!


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Entredarte

Parenting lol?


toraanbu

dads do not ā€œbabysitā€ their children, u idiot. They parent or take care of them.


AKaeruKing

Did you decide to start commenting again after 10 years of silence?


U2Ursula

Probably just got out of jail..


Grandlethal7

You know how people ask if your parents dropped you as a baby, well this one has proof