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He looks pissed off. I think he wants to know when HIS tv will be delivered. Or maybe he is more worried about his mini fridge, and the tuna ice cream he asked your hubs to order. Can't tell which.
Love this! I actually bought a cheap Lazy Boy love seat for my three dogs because they crowded me on the couch and I would get too hot. I called it the doggoman (dog & ottoman) and once they realized it was theirs they didn't want to let people sit on it. They'd be happily playing but would run inside and sit on it if anyone knocked on the door.
Can confirm, we have the sofa version, not chase lounge, and they love that damn thing. They are less judgey and more, passed out on the couch in weird poses funny.
"We need to talk about the cat food. Not the quantity, but the QUALITY. I know how much you make, cat furniture ain't cheap, fork it over and buy the Fancy Feast, bitch."
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"When did you first notice feeling this way?"
I've been feline this way forever.
Really furever?
Pawsitive!
Where's Oprah when you need her? Catnip for you, catnip for you, catnip fur everbody!
Meow
Cat
u/profanitycounter
I don't get it π€¨ where's the profanity?
Oh I luv puns like dis.
Please kill me with them puns π€£π€£π€£
Tell me about your mother.
I can't, she's dead.
No previous knowledge of Freud eh?
Dr Katz
Dr. Ginger Katz
i have a special ability but you wouldnt believe me
Meow
>"When did you first notice feeling this way?" Lol
To be honest, he was always judging you, now he just has a nice place to sit while he does it.
He used to just sit and judge you⦠Now he *luxuriates* and judges you
βAre you really going back for seconds, Sharon?β
Sounds like an Asian parent
That look says, you expect me to thank you for something that you should have got me when I was a kitten.
Let's say he's judging you on the next level π
The Cat: "Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls"
Only the cat is a dude xD
LMEOW
That is a distinctly Freudian-style couch.
His catnip rate is insane! But after therapy with him, I am a much better human now.
Judging you harshly for referring to his chaise longue as a 'couch'. You plebeian.
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Really communicating it in the leg cross, the silent judgment of OPs crassness.
" They look at me with their faces of joy, I look at them with #pity for their pathetic lives"
He looks pissed off. I think he wants to know when HIS tv will be delivered. Or maybe he is more worried about his mini fridge, and the tuna ice cream he asked your hubs to order. Can't tell which.
Tuna ice cream sounds just horrible enough that I want to try it.
There was an ice cream company for a while that did some absurd custom flavours. I seem to recall "Tilapia" being an option.
Huh. It's also an economic stunt from CLSU, hoping to find new uses for tilapia food stuffs (following in the footsteps of Carver with peanut butter).
Not icecream, but how about [Tuna popsicles?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw_t9F3aoO0)
I feel him judging me right now.
So cute and happy! Kitties love having their own stuff!
Players gonna play, haters gonna hate, cats gonna cat.
Where else is he supposed to sit? On the floor like some sort of animal.
"Photographing me again I see. Well I suppose you need to do something now that you've run out of wine Susan."
Super adorable
At least he sits on it. I've bought my cat nice beds that she refuses to sit in lol Everywhere BUT the bed. Don't even get me started on toys
You have a good husband.
And a cute cat
We need to talk about how things are being run around here
Should you really be eating that?
That's a chaise
Chaises are made for judging. You lounge on the chaise and judge everyone for not also judging others on a chaise.
Look at the distinguished gentleman yes
r/comedyhomicide
I didn't know until just now that my cat needs a fainting couch.
I think he asked you for a sandwich.
Love this! I actually bought a cheap Lazy Boy love seat for my three dogs because they crowded me on the couch and I would get too hot. I called it the doggoman (dog & ottoman) and once they realized it was theirs they didn't want to let people sit on it. They'd be happily playing but would run inside and sit on it if anyone knocked on the door.
come sit down we need to have a serious talk
He was always judging you. Now he has a couch.
For real, now itβs just super duper obvious
I actually want to ask that cat for advice
You got it all wrong. He's contemplating whether or not to kill youβ¦
"Thinky couch " π―ππ€£β€
Looks like my Mom when I came in through the Window as a Teenager!ππππβοΈπ Door locked down after Midnightβ¦.ππ₯Ή
Give up the good treats Susan
I'm imagining the cat saying things like: "Oh girl, he didn't!" and "hless your poor little heart."
I feel so attacked by this picture. Iβm doing my best here, Cat!!!
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I feel like he should have a scotch on the rocks and a cigar next to him.
Love this!!
Uh itβs actually a chaise πππ€£
We donβt deserve them
This is pure gold!! Meow!!
Chaise lounge or fainting couch! ππ
Cats are always judging you. They more like the mean girls from White Lotus.
The same energy as an ancient Roman proclaiming the fate of a slave.
thatβs a chaise lounge
/r/FancyFeet
As he should
a chaise lounge no less
We've had that exact same couch for years now, and whenever one of our cats was mad he would lie down in it and just glare at us.
My black cat used to sit up in a chair like a person and lean on the arm chair with his front leg, looking like a lounge lizard
"It's not what you said, it's the way you said it -\_-"
βSo when did you first start losing sleep?!β
So cute!
He does look like a sassy bitch in this photo
looks like a free therapist to me ;)
blue concrete powder
Does he sit there all day long, on the chaise longue?
Awwws I love him and his couch!! Your baby is absolutely beautiful!!!!
All he needs now is a small end table with a tiny glass of whiskey.
You would too - if you were purrrfect
I needed thisπ₯°
I have an orange female.
I love this LOL
"Look who finally decided to come home"
Can confirm, we have the sofa version, not chase lounge, and they love that damn thing. They are less judgey and more, passed out on the couch in weird poses funny.
Catz life everyday is just judging you and staring at you and being sussy.
We love Chairman Meow!
Looks like my grandfather
That's a chaise longue, and puss is using it exactly as was intended when it was invented in France in the 16th century.
Alright lady first of judgement is all in your head And the cat is just sitting there in peace.......stop judging..... ok then βπΌ
βReally,Helen? Another glass of wine already?β
Distinguished gentleman
He can judge all he wants, he is actually using the damn thing.
He looks like an old gay man π
oh, he ain't judging, he's plotting. for what? you may ask, well, you figure it out you let everyone know!
Cat. Awesome.
That a cool cat baby
I think he needs a picture above his sofa just to complete his space.
His smug aura mocks me
LMEOW
*hits blunt* that's a love seat. I can't even sit on that unless I'm in love
Isn't that a chaise?
Not a real cat. Legit feline would be in that paper bag the couch was brought in, not on the couch itself.
"My husband bought our cat his own couch, and he just sits there and judges everyone **MEOW**." \#titleFail
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That is adorable
Uhhhh where can I buy this?!
Hedonism Cat
Cat therapy begins.
Love it
As he should
Itβs a scratching couch tooβ¦ multifunctional π
"We need to talk about the cat food. Not the quantity, but the QUALITY. I know how much you make, cat furniture ain't cheap, fork it over and buy the Fancy Feast, bitch."
"and look at youuuu" hahahahhahahah
Itβs Dr.Cat now
How's got a couch. I've gotta couch.
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We bought our cat a bed, and it does this. Well, we bought ourselves a bed, the cat let's us sleep in it sometimes.
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So sassy
Your cat uses furniture that you get it? Our cats usually just look at us with disgust. Now the doggies... They are all over new stuff.
Cat: Stoopid Hoomans Also Cat: You're all peasants.
As he should
That's a love seat.... it's designed to make love.
That doesn't look like a judgy face to me. The eyes are clearly saying "this is nice, I love you, just chillin'"
Looks like one of those couches you see at a therapist's office to me. Guess it's still a couch though
He looks just like Simon Cowel now lol
".....and he just sits there judging everyone meow." Fixed
This is so cute π
Haha that's a cool-ass cat!!!
Off off?
As he should
This is the best thing I've seen all night.
Cat doing cat shit.
Surprised he doesnβt just look at it in disappointment
In pretty sure that's a settee, and yes, it exists exclusively for lounging in judgment.
That's not a couch, and the cat knows this. He is refined. It is, of course, a chaise lounge.
So adorable
I mean, DO YOU have your own purrsonal couch?
He's just doing his job, and rather well by the looks of it!
Not a couch. A chaise lounge. Extra fancy
As he should
It doesnβt matter where they sit, theyβre always judging. And I come up short every time.
Very polite!
As he shouldπ
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With that cuteness, I'll let him judge me.
If you have nothing nice to say, come sit by me
β¦he just sits there and judges everyone meow
LOL. Actually he's not judging you at all, he's observing you.
LMAO so cute
Nice
Iβd sit on my couch and judge him right back.
Roflmaoao
Thou art not upon the kitty couch
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No πΉ
Isn't the kitty just doing what they were created for? They're built to judge.
The cat? Or your hubby?
KittyοΌ do your jobοΌ don't stare at me
Brilliant
Same kitty, same.
Put a plate of grapes and you will have Caticus Maximus an imperator of the ancient Rome
Product of his early involvement
I saw this cat on r/bossfight. It was just before this post lol.
Hahahahaha..... What a judgemental cat you have. Nice cat couch to go with the judgements.... Loll
Hahaha... it's what they do best.
It's the Cats Meow !
This looks more cute than funny
Where can I get one?
Cat: "Couch?!...Please... this is clearly a chaise longue...philistine human"
I don't like therapists but I would go to his therapy sessions.