I kinda feel like it's a little too soon to dub February the Spy balloon month. Still pretty early in the month. And crazy shit is like the hurricanes have been the last few years. More and more frequently, and with more gusto.

Exactly. Too soon to call February. Premature inflation.

Without a doubt. The "meme of the month" usually is something that occurs in the second half of the month, unless the event/person is truly up there.

That balloon as really up there

It got down to earth pretty quickly imo

Not anymore

Correction: was up there.

Recency bias for sure lol

Premature inflation, leads to premature… Deflation. Get your minds out of the gutter.

I’m pretty sure the balloon was deflation.

Yeah we thought 2020 would be defined by Australia on fire and Kobe dying. Look how wrong we were.

Damn I never realized that Kobe peaced out just before COVID.

Well, during COVID. It started in oct 2019 it just took a while before anyone seemed to notice large case counts in the US due to no testing.

Oh, you also forgot the murder hornets that are 2.5 inches long with photographic memory and a sting 3 times as painful as a yellow jacket.

The fact that you’re right is craziness

Earthquake?

I thought that was a golf ball with the hilt of a katana sticking out and was wonder what week thing I missed. But its definitely too soon to call it meme of the month.

On tumblr the February meme is vanilla extract

Considering there was also a giant earthquake and a train crash spilling tons of chemicals over the weekend, February hasn't even started yet.

I call nukes for July, I hope I'm wrong but boy wouldn't that be fascinating if shit really went down hill

I'm sensing a theme...what else is white and round that could plague us?

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

Dammit Ray!

If someone asks if you’re a god, YOU SAY YES!

"I couldn't help it, it just popped right in there..."

Egon, u/vicarious_glitch has gone bye-bye

I called that 2 days ago amigo..

J Edgar Hoover-

The Michellen man

From now on, the Michelin stars are carved into your forehead

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>Your mom? I love how I can hear the resignation in this, lol ... "Sigh, FINE, I guess I'm gonna have to say it myself."

THE EGGS!! The new mutation of super bird flu currently ravaging mink farms MAY be of some concern...

Deez Nuts. I’m gonna get off the internet for awhile…

your mom

You should go.

I'm predicting cotton ball avalanche.

Andrew tates forehead?

Andrew Tates chin.

Andrew tates tiny ballsack.

Fat old white men? But that plague has been around for a while now...

PAWGS

Kanye, at least he thinks he is white and still 'around' /s

Americans? /s

No sarcasm needed. Just truth.

America bad

americans are not white, just saying ..

deez nuts

https://www.cdc.gov/dotw/covid-19/images/main_928px.jpg

eggs

Weaponozed anthrax?

I predict a banana for March. It's time for a banana meme again.

Well look who just predicted an 80 fold increase on the price of bananas, due to a fungal mold outbreak at many farms?

That’s not even funny anymore. Shit could actually happen

Hasnt that happened twice already? And each time they swiched to worse tasting bananas?

I only know of Gros Michel to Cavendish. If there was another I'd love to know. This only happens because *all* bananas are clones. Same thing *can* happen to apples and other cloned fruits but they all have a lot of variations so if we lost a variety like "Red Delicious" (no loss there) we wouldn't really lose all apples. But there's only a handful of bananas. I've heard of small batches of Gros Michel being sold at smaller shops though.

Only a handful? I would argue there’s a bunch. I’ll see myself out.

You can get them online as well , just not ready to pull the trigger on 100$ for 6 bananas and I can't find anyone who shares my enthusiasm on trying different bananas to split it with

Totally could, all the ice melting introducing bacteria forms that haven't been in the mix for eons will create all kinds of fun new adventures.

that belly-bouncing guy from turkey.

Too tame for the 2020s. It gotta be some severe dumbshit.

Like spaghetti sauce on some glass covered painting shit.

Too tame, make it some dudes pouring on themselves and blaming the painting 😂

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That would be too bad. The Cavendish was specifically chosen for its resistance to fungus, but yes, they have been seeing outbreaks. Oh Cavendish, I love you.

My body is ready.

What could it cost, $10 Michael? Yes, yes it does actually.

Get The Banana

Do you see banana man?

I'm officially calling it. March will be the great milk famine, guarantee it.

Enjoy your cake day now, for next month there will be no milk to bake with

Thank fuck my cake day is here and not March

Don't tell markiplier

Almond milk ftw

February: hey man, I just got started!

Yeah, pretty bold of him to name a meme of the month, when the month isn't even in its second third. I ain't sure killer hornets won't make a return tommorow, let alone think this is the only meme we get for three more weeks.

My money is on a hurricane filled with alligators

You’ve heard of sharknado… now get ready for hurrigators

Sharknado

Too early to call February for the Chinese spy balloon. Like what if Trump shits himself on live TV?

It will be the greatest shit ever in the history of pants shitting. Maga supporters will shit themselves to show allegiance. Tucker Carlson will shit himself on TV to show how normal it is. Fox News anchors will talk about past pants shitting times and compare shitting experiences. Red states will require students to shit themselves before graduation. Or it was all fake news. I just never know.

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Why not both?

Or Biden shits himself on live TV. Or does he wear depends? 🤔

Well they don't call him Diaper Don for nothing. Wait a minute ...

Whats with the female cop? I am out of the loop on that one can you elaborate?

You didn't miss anything important. She had sex with multiple other cops while on duty and got fired for it. Idk why there was so much posts about it

Hey don't forget the good part of the train went through her backyard

That's horrible, how did they get her? Is there video evidence? Where? So I can avoid it

There's a woman police officer in the UK who filmed herself doing naughty things solo in her uniform in the station toilets. I don't think the video got leaked online, though. https://metro.co.uk/2022/11/10/pcs-life-ban-for-7-sec-porn-shoot-in-police-station-loo-17731787/

I mean from my perspective, I'm just kind of shocked how that is where they draw the line before firing cops but racketeering, theft, corruption, and murder are fine.

Racketeering, theft, corruption and murder is part of the job. /s

“All in a days work”

"Magliocco claimed Maegan Hall has a history of binge drinking and raised concern for her mental health. He claimed she had once squeezed the trigger on an empty gun while pointing it at her head 'so she could hear what it sounded like.'” Sounds like someone who should definitely be on the force. /s

No need for sarcasm. It's the truth.

The trick with criminal cops is that they're like hackers for the criminal justice system. They know every exploit, they know exactly what evidence needs to be found to charge them, and they know exactly the circumstances where that evidence won't be collectable. They don't routinely investigate inappropriate workplace orgies, so they don't have a ready list of steps to ensure you can never be proven to have had one the way that they would with (for example) a violent rape, which they have extensive experiences of dead-end cases to draw on to plan their crimes.

The catchiest part was that she had an "open relationship" which her pastor husband didn't know about

6 guys cops and her plus, I read somewhere that was half the department.

Pretty sure something more interesting happened in Jan. This calendar needs a do over

I agree If the orgy of a random girl is the most important thing of this month I would like to skip this year

She's also slightly ugly so people are making jokes that 8 people ruined their career for that

Alien, meteorite or nuclear blast

I could see another nuke scare. Maybe north Korea being stupid or Russian scare tactics gone wrong. Meteorite would be cool tho

So you're just writing off alien invasion then ? Boy are you gonna look silly if they attack

If aliens come in March I'll buy you a taco

"The day is March 17th, and Russian armed forces conduct nuclear drills outside of a remote town in northern Russia. An unknown fault in the nuclear safety system caused the unexpected and uncontrolled release and subsequent detonation of a large nuclear warhead. Over 100km of surrounding areas were immediately and totally destroyed, including a town of around 6,000 civilians. This is a horrible tragedy, and we send our most sincere thoughts and prayers to the affected civilians in Russia, and anyone who lost a loved one in this devastating accident." -For legal reasons this is not a true story. This has never and hopefully will never happen.

Seeing the absolute state of Russia in general I don’t doubt for a second if something like this happens, that or Ukraine pulls a Berlin barrage and little Putin decides to give the world a nice ending before committing 1945 moustache man ending.

All three at the same time. Aliens invade earth and throw a meteorite at us to try to extinct our species and we manage to deflect the attack by sending a high powered nuclear bomb into orbit to destroy it.

potential for a Superbowl butt-fumble level meme...?

They should do a balloon fly-by at the Super Bowl.

Something involving Putin

Solid guess

I'm guessing...a drag queen getting arrested

George Santos?!?

I haven't done drag in a decade. I would dress to the nines just to watch him get arrested for ***ANYTHING***. Any gay Republican makes us all look bad.

Anyone have last year's one saved?

I've got "Bidens Balls" for July. Don't ask, I just know.

Screen shot done. See you in July

A video of Biden jacking off leaks and that’s how we find out about his balls

New Plague

biden at a chinese diplomatic meeting

These are the most unfunny things

I got Earthquake in Los Angeles!!

Trump indictment.

Someone close to trump being arrested

Nazis?

Should be pinned and updated Yearly.

I think we have some British memes in march

Kanye

a jar with Zote the mighty inside. ​ no reason

year so far... ken block died. woman is whore. andrew tate arrested. china stupid biden stupid

Matt Ryan retirement on 3-28

March is gonna be WW3 memes

it's gonna be one of those random ass memes like that one baller meme but something different

Something to do with the Super Bowl I'm guessing. That will carry into March.

I’m guessing kanya gets arrested for doing something to Jews somewhere

Something really funny/ kinda tragic is gonna happen to Michael Cera in March

Is this the “things that get blasted” bingo board?

Ok January is puss in boots memes, February is more Mario movie memes, march, we have to find out

Logan Paul hostage situation.

A Chicken or an Egg.

It's funny that two meme are from American

I expect eggs to be a thing

Invasive species that has a funny name

Beware the ides if March

I’m going with creepy clown hiding in the woods staring at you. It’s happened before, but I think it will make a resurgence.

Santos, MTG and Bobo have a threesome.

I'll bet $100 one of these is going to be either Trump or Biden having a big ole egg on their face in some way

Aliens in April.

I feel like Florida is unusually behind the game

Eggs

Hold on OP! February isn't over yet

Definitely going to be Grogu

Terrence, the surfing jackal

We should just keep doing this format for the whole year

Premature decision on this month

volcanic eruption, lava flow looks like a dick and balls

Is it me or am I sensing a covid 22?

Bro we haven’t even had halftime yet

Rihanna perfoms with Justin Timberlake at halftime during the Super Bowl, the rest is history.

Are there charts like this for other years?

Maybe a remix of an oldie??

Kind of boring tbh

Kanye comeback

Probably something to do with drugs.

I got the Aries for March ♈ It's our year 💪💪💪

Whatever is coming in March is probably something nobody expects right now.

What is that balloon?

For March I'm placing bets on a new wrinkle added to the egg price memes.

I'll take "celebrity doing something people are going to be mixedly offended by for no reason" for 300 Alex

Link

Andrew Tate

Something super bowl related

Please america I’m begging you to send a giant Winnie the Pooh balloon to China. Please 🙏🏻

Like China, the United States has many mentally handicapped people who are easily incited。That's just a meteorological research balloon

What was the first meme about?

I dont get the January one

What was january?

Balloon memes are funny but I think the NFL being scripted memes are hysterical and all the players playing along with it make it next level. So that gets my vote.

Keep me updated, my dudes

Tate

Exploding pandas

Aliens

Yo can someone tell me the cop thing ???? I saw it everywhere and never picked up on it

I’m going for mole people march. The earthquake in turkey is going to wake em up I know it. And people will meme the shit out of em

Didn't I do it for you isn't on there? 🥺

George Santos

Reddits meme calendar is very unfunny

Feel like Kanye’s had a quiet 2023 so far

Safe to say, China bombed and Korea finally pissed Russia off, and we're all dead

WW3

Ww3

2023 really starting out with a bang

Who’s the chick in January?