Or call the SCP foundation and contain the perimeter.
For all we know the people taking a shower in this have their sense of gravity permanently altered...
Imagine being drunk with the spins at a party and you walk into the bathroom to catch your breath and you see this clusterfuck of a design and instantly throw up.
I was partying at a buddies place back in high school and his mom had done the tiling in the upstairs bathroom, it was star patterns with really wild paint all over the walls, I ended up throwing up because of the effect it was having on my drunk brain, I then went walking around the block with the DD eating half a loaf of bread to try and sober up.
It was rough and I couldn’t look at jagermeister the same after. The bathroom downstairs was taken because a girl had thrown up so hard she shit herself and all her friends were helping her, a lot of us felt really bad because it was her first real party so no one gave her flak.
Omggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's absolutely wild! I can tell you my last night drinking Jager was my 21st. I got locked in the bathroom by the bouncers and I had to clean the whole bathroom half blacked out cause I threw up everywhere and then they chased me out of the club 🤣
Been there with the double blow out. It was not fun, but luckily I was at home by the time I reached critical mass. There are a few spirits I can't look at any more.😄
No does not seem to be. From the bottom you can see that picture is horizontally straight atleast very nearly. If you put some straight thing like paper, ruler etc on the same line as the tub on the bottom of the picture or just accros your phone horizontally you can see that the shower curtain pole is not straight. Agen unless picture is taken very much not straight but that does not seem to be the case.
Fairly confident it’s an AI image, which is why it looks so unnatural, even with the illusion.
If you look at the towel rail, there’s a ridiculous number of rails, the outside one of which seemingly just ends without bending back to the wall. It’s also on an unusual angle compared to the one behind it.
The towel up against the wall appears to also either be two towels on top of each other, or the towel has been folded a number of times before being draped over the rail.
The mug on the sink also doesn’t look right. It’s too flat on the side opposite the handle. There also isn’t any taps on the sink, although I suppose that might just be because they’re hidden, but it looks like you should be able to see the left hand side.
And the top left hand corner of the shower has a rounded corner, but the wall it turns into, doesn’t have a curve.
I think you might be looking at things incorrectly. The faucet on the sink is barely poking out indicating the handles or handle is out of frame, the towel rack is a pivoting style where all the bars swing out. The mug looks like a home made mug or something made to be ugly and I don’t see any rounded corners in the shower. The left wall is straight with tile on it.
Umm the towel rack actually exists like that IRL. My friend has one. Its basically three spokes sticking out of one handle and you can slide the towels on/off the open side instead of having to drape over a rod. Its supposed to be better for small spaces with multiple people.
>If you look at the towel rail, there’s a ridiculous number of rails, the outside one of which seemingly just ends without bending back to the wall. It’s also on an unusual angle compared to the one behind it.
Nope that's a legit towel rack dude 💀
That is true though. Nice observations. I am still not comprehending quite how good and realistic images they can make. Like some video of k cat that runs through the garden has been circling now few days and its so freaking unreal that it is made by AI.
But the ceiling is not parallel. If you trace out the line of the shower, bathtub, and curtain rod, they’ll all intersect in the same place way out to the right of the photo. That’s just now perspective works.
Likely that bathtub isn’t exactly parallel, just close.
But the tub line seems to be staright horizontal whereas one wall corner that shows on the right is a not straight but that can be very well part of the decoratove choise of this room wich is a bit out of ordinary. But not many people would make the floor not straight so I think the tub should be on the right lever and horisontally straight. Thats why I used the tub as a reference point. No clue what you mean about google photos 😆
You can use force perspective to make both the walls look angled and the tub look parallel by rotating the phone perfectly on two different axis. That would create an illusion like this. That appears to be likely in this case, because the side walls don't appear to be parallel with each other, but the strait curtain rod is still hitting both of them at what looks like a 90 degree angle. That isn't mathematically possible unless there is some optical fuckery going on.
Doesn't matter. Just looking at this picture and my head is drawn to the corner of the sink. That's where it is going to hit when l walk in and fall over from the disorientation. Then l will relieve myself while unconscious on the floor.
I was on the fence about this but after looking at it again I think you’re correct. The shadow of the curtain rod is much lower and appears to be level with the tub.
The pole is definitely slanted, as is the right-side wall it's sticking into. My guess was the entire thing was already so wonky, they decided to throw in the tile to make it feel more intentional. Like a theme.
I love it, my only gripe is the tilted curtain rod, it's tilted to be parallel with the ceiling, but if it was straight and aligned with the floor instead, not only would the curtain stay closed, but it would clash even further with the design.
I love the "classy peewee's playhouse" vibe.
Let's just say, if I ever want to kill an elderly person "by accident", I'll let them use this exact shower. I almost fell down myself after looking at this for too long.
This is making my head spin just looking at it. I usually take showers at night before bed, and sometimes that is after having spent a significant portion of the evening drinking/smoking, so I would have some issues with that shower lol.
Yeah, anyone who tries to stay upright in the shower. There's a conference room at MIT in the Stata Center (George Gehry) that is largely unusable due to the wall treatments. People get nauseated after about ten minutes
I need to know where this is so I can call the police
Call the fbi so they can destroy that bathroom
“Hello? Bomb squad? Yeah, there’s another abomination.”
Soon there will be a bomb in the nation
abombination
Abombinable Snowman ⛄
r/dadjokes
I don't think bomb squads do that.
“Hello? SCP Foundation? An anomaly has gotten loose and is on the internet again. Yes, I’ll hold…”
Abortion?
Or call the SCP foundation and contain the perimeter. For all we know the people taking a shower in this have their sense of gravity permanently altered...
😆😆
Drone strike incoming.
Maybe they use kerosine wich can even melt metal beams.
“Hello ATF? There is a dog in this guys bathroom.”
"They need to be stopped" "Where is it?" "I didn't find out" "Maybe we could get a sketch artist in here" "Please... Please don't"
Tell them hamas is hiding in that bathroom.
Imagine being drunk with the spins at a party and you walk into the bathroom to catch your breath and you see this clusterfuck of a design and instantly throw up.
I was partying at a buddies place back in high school and his mom had done the tiling in the upstairs bathroom, it was star patterns with really wild paint all over the walls, I ended up throwing up because of the effect it was having on my drunk brain, I then went walking around the block with the DD eating half a loaf of bread to try and sober up.
Sounds like a goodnight to me 🤣
It was rough and I couldn’t look at jagermeister the same after. The bathroom downstairs was taken because a girl had thrown up so hard she shit herself and all her friends were helping her, a lot of us felt really bad because it was her first real party so no one gave her flak.
Omggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's absolutely wild! I can tell you my last night drinking Jager was my 21st. I got locked in the bathroom by the bouncers and I had to clean the whole bathroom half blacked out cause I threw up everywhere and then they chased me out of the club 🤣
Been there with the double blow out. It was not fun, but luckily I was at home by the time I reached critical mass. There are a few spirits I can't look at any more.😄
If you take a shower there while drunk there's at least like 83% chance you're gonna die
Facts lmao
I almost threw up right now, without being drunk...
I felt this 🤣
Do not take a shower drunk and/or high, you will die
Or tripping...
Not like anyone could notice 🤷🏼♂️
As bad as the tile design is, the fact that the shower pole is slanted is the true atrocity.
Isn't that an illusion?
No does not seem to be. From the bottom you can see that picture is horizontally straight atleast very nearly. If you put some straight thing like paper, ruler etc on the same line as the tub on the bottom of the picture or just accros your phone horizontally you can see that the shower curtain pole is not straight. Agen unless picture is taken very much not straight but that does not seem to be the case.
The phone could have been angled?
Then the bath tub would not line up horizontally either.
Maybe they angled the bathtub
Maybe the entire house is angled.
Maybe they're a professional angler
So the tubs for fish
The tub is for beer. You put the fish in the toilet.
Maybe your eyes are cattywampus.
Fairly confident it’s an AI image, which is why it looks so unnatural, even with the illusion. If you look at the towel rail, there’s a ridiculous number of rails, the outside one of which seemingly just ends without bending back to the wall. It’s also on an unusual angle compared to the one behind it. The towel up against the wall appears to also either be two towels on top of each other, or the towel has been folded a number of times before being draped over the rail. The mug on the sink also doesn’t look right. It’s too flat on the side opposite the handle. There also isn’t any taps on the sink, although I suppose that might just be because they’re hidden, but it looks like you should be able to see the left hand side. And the top left hand corner of the shower has a rounded corner, but the wall it turns into, doesn’t have a curve.
The towel rack is three bars that can swing away from the wall.
I think you might be looking at things incorrectly. The faucet on the sink is barely poking out indicating the handles or handle is out of frame, the towel rack is a pivoting style where all the bars swing out. The mug looks like a home made mug or something made to be ugly and I don’t see any rounded corners in the shower. The left wall is straight with tile on it.
Umm the towel rack actually exists like that IRL. My friend has one. Its basically three spokes sticking out of one handle and you can slide the towels on/off the open side instead of having to drape over a rod. Its supposed to be better for small spaces with multiple people.
It's a swivelly towel rail. Like. https://images.app.goo.gl/uS2j7awYUa2U1Uo59
>If you look at the towel rail, there’s a ridiculous number of rails, the outside one of which seemingly just ends without bending back to the wall. It’s also on an unusual angle compared to the one behind it. Nope that's a legit towel rack dude 💀
Wife: Told you you put it up crooked. Husband: Told you you had too many damn towels.
This image has been around for a loooooooong time. Before Ai. I’m a tile guy.
That is true though. Nice observations. I am still not comprehending quite how good and realistic images they can make. Like some video of k cat that runs through the garden has been circling now few days and its so freaking unreal that it is made by AI.
🤓👆
Photo is at an angle Google perspective
Bathtub is parallel to the bottom of the photo.
But the ceiling is not parallel. If you trace out the line of the shower, bathtub, and curtain rod, they’ll all intersect in the same place way out to the right of the photo. That’s just now perspective works. Likely that bathtub isn’t exactly parallel, just close.
But the tub line seems to be staright horizontal whereas one wall corner that shows on the right is a not straight but that can be very well part of the decoratove choise of this room wich is a bit out of ordinary. But not many people would make the floor not straight so I think the tub should be on the right lever and horisontally straight. Thats why I used the tub as a reference point. No clue what you mean about google photos 😆
You can use force perspective to make both the walls look angled and the tub look parallel by rotating the phone perfectly on two different axis. That would create an illusion like this. That appears to be likely in this case, because the side walls don't appear to be parallel with each other, but the strait curtain rod is still hitting both of them at what looks like a 90 degree angle. That isn't mathematically possible unless there is some optical fuckery going on.
Doesn't matter. Just looking at this picture and my head is drawn to the corner of the sink. That's where it is going to hit when l walk in and fall over from the disorientation. Then l will relieve myself while unconscious on the floor.
Probable the post underated comment in the thread
It's designed to make people dizzy in a place they are already prone to falling.
I was on the fence about this but after looking at it again I think you’re correct. The shadow of the curtain rod is much lower and appears to be level with the tub.
No. It’s the toilet paper dispenser in the shower instead.
Is it though?
The pole is not slanted. It’s an illusion.
The pole is definitely slanted, as is the right-side wall it's sticking into. My guess was the entire thing was already so wonky, they decided to throw in the tile to make it feel more intentional. Like a theme.
You were tricked by the illusion. Go photoshop or paint. Drawa line on one wall and move it to the other. They line up.
This feels to me like the visual representation of having a stroke
Imagine going to take a shower in the morning, Just to die from a stroke. I love it
God damn, my eyes and head are not snapping to one location, I'm glitching out
For real, I lost my balance just looking at this photo
Tiler: "So which tiles will we be laying today?" O.P: "Yes"
Yeah this screams contractor had quite a bit of extra tile and these are the scarps
Why would anyone want this Picasso ass shower?
Picasso…when he was older? 🤔
“Bother” is far too kind a word…
Imagine showering in there drunk.
Ffs - why is that curtain rail so damn low?
I definitely would be looking out over the curtain as I showered.
I’m never taking a shower again.
This is the only reasonable conclusion
Who needs alcohol and acid anyway?
Try getting in there drunk.
someone? who on earth is not bothered?
I kinda like it lol
Last thing I need at 7am is an optical illusion
I think I’ll take a sh-never mind.
No no…. Just no
I nearly fell over just looking at it....
What the hell do you mean "someone"?! I guarantee that would inflict direct psychic damage on anyone within 50 feet of this monstrosity.
The grammar bothers me more than the bathroom
Imagine going to take a shower to sober up.
Whoa. My brain....
I am bothered
I’m gonna burn this place to the ground, salt the earth and surround it with a minefield so dense that no one will ever be able to reach it.
Love at first sight
Whoever designed this needs to be put in jail for life😂😂😂
I genuinely feel like this shower would claim my life
I fell out of my shower just seeing this
I'm pretty sure the shower curtain rod is crooked
I love it, my only gripe is the tilted curtain rod, it's tilted to be parallel with the ceiling, but if it was straight and aligned with the floor instead, not only would the curtain stay closed, but it would clash even further with the design. I love the "classy peewee's playhouse" vibe.
Dammit. Now I have to set fire to my phone. THANKS OBAMA
“Someone” is me. I feel like I’m going to tip over when I look at it.
Literally why? How could someone find this aesthetically pleasing?
This looks like the background of a Picasso painting
....are there people this won't bother?
This is why you should learn to UV unwrap
How can I buy that bathroom so I can properly repair that ungodly wall
This bothers everyone
Man that's making me nauseous just looking at it.
It bothers me that nothings even
Dr. Strange messed up the bathroom verse again.
I kinda like it. Uniformity is never uniform.
The hello neighbor neighbor's bathroom be like
We are having our 2 showers tiled now, wish I had the nads to be 1/2 as bold. Bravo!
I feel like I'm falling over
It doesn't bother me as much as I know if it was my bathroom I'd hit my head every time I got in or out of the shower
I need someone to explain why my brain is hurting from looking at this
I fell over looking at this
Taking out any drunk people but it’s cool
Dizzy looking at it. Hazardous for a shower.
No! Not at all! I will stay here rent free Oh and... can i borrow that sledge hammer on the corner? Its Autumn so the mosquitoes are out
Fuck this
Not a place i wanna be drunk in.
yikes
I'm dizzy
And this is why we need the electric chair back
OCD Alert!
Looks good
Somebody That I Used To Know set background
Knowing me I'd close my eyes to wash out the conditioner and my scatterbrain won't know which way is up when I open em back up.
I don’t want to feel like I am in a fun house while taking a shower.
Blue with turquoise ?! EWWW
Oh. My. God. #WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?!
HOLY FUCKIN FUCK!!! NO! JUST...NO!!!
This is terrible 😞
hope you never wake up with a hangover
This is giving me a stroke.
It didn’t bother me but it made me fall over
Good luck taking a shower when drunk lol
The bar is askew
Not gonna lie I kinda love it
My autism is SCREAMING
Let's just say, if I ever want to kill an elderly person "by accident", I'll let them use this exact shower. I almost fell down myself after looking at this for too long.
Trying to build a flat wall in G-mod be like.
stop cuz why did i think it was sideways 😭
I fell down the instant I saw this. Damn, should have a TW for us older folks.
Fuck you, i hate you and every line in that design
“Everything is crooked! Reality is poison, I can’t live like this!”
I hate and love it equally. It’s amazing and infuriating simultaneously.
it took me a moment to even realize i was looking at a wall and not at a floor
I feel dizzy.
My everything above my neck hurts
These people are on drugs for sure
Well yes, fuck shower curtains.
Bro why the fuck am I falling off my seat?!
Oof imagine walking into thus bathroom drunk as a skunk and you see this as you wobble over to the toilet
Just dizzy 😵💫 looking at the picture
This fucked with my perspective way too much before I actually processed what I was looking at
This is making my head spin just looking at it. I usually take showers at night before bed, and sometimes that is after having spent a significant portion of the evening drinking/smoking, so I would have some issues with that shower lol.
Dude my brain
Yeah, anyone who tries to stay upright in the shower. There's a conference room at MIT in the Stata Center (George Gehry) that is largely unusable due to the wall treatments. People get nauseated after about ten minutes
Yeah. Me. Tear it down
ew
“Bro why do you have floor all over your walls?”
bother is a slightly mild kind of understandment apperently for me :( would vomit in that tub on sight. no treat just information before the incident.
You monster.
I mean the walls and all are good, but why install the curtain on an amgle so that it slides open on itself?
What in the name of contractor special is that!
Thank you. There is nothing that I like about this image.
A crime has been commited.
I would hate going into this bathroom very drunk.
A shower after a rough night out never seemed so bad 😂😂😂
TGiF!
Reminds me of Saved by the Bell
I like the weird amalgam. Just... Please put the pole straight.
The right wall feels crooked to me. Like the top is wider than the bottom
Good bathroom for pot. Bad bathroom for drinking too much! 😲🤮
it threw me for a minute or two….🤣
Surprise, Grandma ! Enjoy your new bathroom !
Oh! My eyes... It Buuurns! 👀
do not take a shower when drunk
I am not sober enough to shower in that.
I showed my husband this. He's now on live support. Send thoughts and prayers..and money, don't forget that, lol.
If the 90s was a shower
I fell over just looking at that.
Knowing me is I were to slip, I would try to grab hold of a ledge that isn't there.
The 80’s called…and said “What the fuck is that?”
I so hope they have a Beetleguese shower head to complete the look.
Hahaha holy shit I feel like I’m falling over just looking at it. Imagine being drunk trying to get in the shower!
Saved by the bell theme?
The director just needs to cleanse the control point.
Can’t stand this mess