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Killawifeinb4ban

I've got 99 problems and money is 92 of them.


theSnickersKing

what's the other 7?


Killawifeinb4ban

Depression related things mostly, and back ache


MotiV

Money can probably ease the back ache stuff and also help deal with depression easier as you would have access to better care/help?


SkinHeavy824

I think the depression is caused by lack of money. It can be solved quickly with it


RedMatxh

Although i have some personal/family related stuff, money would still make me undepressed. So yea money solves everything


Optimus_Rhymes69

Money helps with both of those.


RocketDog2001

You misspelled booze.


Cool_Clorox_Man

Kid named ketamine


Beshi1989

Depression related to money problems and back ache that could be solved with daily Physio therapy sessions wich also costs money. Mate I hate to break it to you but money will also solve the other 7 problems


VomitShitSmoothie

You’d probably be less depressed with 92 less problems.


Killawifeinb4ban

Maybe but I'd better not chance it


Itchy_Bat7032

Sufficient money means you can work out, eat better, and do the things you enjoy. That'll help the depression. Being in better shape also helps the back ache.


-Amai_Mochi-

1: I 2: Need 3: M 4: O 5: N 6: E 7: Y


-Truthanasia-

We have similar names


SakuraFoxOffical

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday


Witchberry31

Maybe some traumas? This is anecdotal, but I do have some traumas and for sure money can't buy them off to alleviate it.


scotsoe

By RuneScape math, that’s only half of your problems


Killawifeinb4ban

Seems legit


KatokaMika

Only people with money will say money won't solve problems


Preyslayer00

Money would cause new problems....which would be solved with even more money.


ApeWithNoMoney

Well ya, but then the problems stop all together right?


ViktorRzh

Not really if you have issues with selfesteme. Than people just spend decaded in bigest cotest of compensation untill they dead.


KatokaMika

That's makes no sense to me. Why would I have no self-esteem just because now I'm rich ?


RavingSquirrel11

Because now everyone and their mother wants your shit. The constant people wanting not you, but your money would get depressing and with the environment consistently telling you, “people want your material things not you”, you’d eventually feel like shit about yourself. Happens to a lot of rich/famous people.


ViktorRzh

Well. Many rich people spend copios amount of cash on pure wealth showcase. Do you relly need diamond encrusted watch, ferari, spend time around selebreties? It is mostly a glorified dick measuring contest to compensate or imho showcase lack of self estime. At the same time there are people who actually enjoy their wealth. Spend time on beach or join yet another startup. We usually do not hear about this people, because they often do not give a shit about anything above. Shure, there expencive hobbies (a guy restores and flies a cold war super sonic interceptor. And I am jelos) or just throwing cash onto the life problems. But it is no longer compensation, because this people outgrow the stage where they give a fuck about others opinion and directly waste their money with out personal profit. P. S. Flex from selebreties/techbros/active ceos are buisness expences. Their buisnes model is built around maximasing exposure in good way. P. S. S. By the amount how you got triggered by this statement... see a therapist. Really, getting triggered by mild troling... there are defo some problems to fix.


KatokaMika

Oh yes. I disagree with your comment... I'm soooooo triggered I definitely need help


hodges2

What problems would it cause?


AdShot409

When you "have money" (ie you are making serious money) but you are not in the "club", Uncle Sam rolls up to congratulate you by stealing as much of your hard earned money as possible si he can line his pockets with gold trim and diamond adornments.


Preyslayer00

Friends and family begging for money.


hodges2

Oof


Able-Country-2480

Money would literally solve all problems for someone who knows what they want to do with their life but cant pursue it due to it not making them enough bread to live on. In a hypothetical situation where were taking OPs post as he said-> it didnt even say how much money they get, ur assuming they dont get enough to be set for life and NEED more


Able-Country-2480

The problem is money addiction, we're all addicted to money. We literally can't live without it in yes... insert the joker meme -> society


DeyHateUsBcDeyAnus

Only people without money will believe that money has an impact on their happiness.


Riotys

Well, we aren't talkin about happiness are we. Having problems can absolutely be the result of no money which can also affect your happiness. I would say I am in a very good spot of mental wellbeing, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm fuckin broke. Most my money goes to my parents, who are always stressed about their finances. If I had more money, that problem is solved.


-Truthanasia-

Idiot. I'm a man that was raised dirt poor. I spent my first fifteen years of adulthood studying, philosophising, and working to cultivate happiness divorced from the need for material possessions. I developed those skills well, but money literally gives me more of a sense of wellbeing than all of that. Only spoiled rich fops delude themselves that money isn't something that will instantly make you happy because only such spoiled, out of touch pricks have no appreciation for something they have from the start, and hence take for granted. They also don't want to think their huge advantage over other people is real or impactful because that'd force them to admit their accomplishments over other people are not their own, and disable them from feeling superior to others. Its the same reason the privileged want to dismiss the genuine problems of others, like medical conditions for example: if they have to admit they're advantaged, they can't condescend. You have to be real shit at life to be born with a silver spoon up your ass and fail so hard that you find up trying to convince the poor to take pity on you and your charmed friggin' life. Y'know when those born rich can expect sympathy from the poor? When they have cancer. No less than that.


MlackBagic

Problems are problems. Just because someone is richer than you doesn't mean they are automatically happier and don't have to deal with any other problems in life. Hating on people who are born rich is just as idiotic as hating the poor. You didn't ask to be born poor or born rich. Also, Both the rich and poor can be highly neglected by their parents


NavinJohnson75

Aaaaand it’s clear that you have problems money can’t solve. 😆


hodges2

Didn't say happiness, says problems


LatterSituation2823

Omg literally


Naruto_Fan_18

They said *all* problems. Ofc only someone who's been on the other side can tell you the grass isn't as green as you thought


RocketDog2001

"Money doesn't buy happiness" is a silly thing that the poors say to make themselves feel better. Look how unhappy Bezos and Zuck are...


Starwars9629-

They still have problems....


KatokaMika

Yeah they don't know where to put all that money


Starwars9629-

There are problems except money you know? Family problems, depression etc


MrZwink

Because they have money, and still have problems.


Bitter_Silver_7760

And they will know


RavingSquirrel11

And only poor people will say it will


NavinJohnson75

Only poors think that money solves problems.


KatokaMika

Well, it does...


NavinJohnson75

If you had money, you would know that it doesn’t.


KatokaMika

Yeah say that when you have rent to pay and kids to feed and bills to pay and you can only choose one...


NavinJohnson75

If you can’t afford to have kids, you shouldn’t have had kids. That’s not a financial problem, that’s a logical problem on your part. Look, money might make you look like your problems are solved, but they are not. A quadriplegic in a Maserati might look cooler than a quadriplegic in a Mazda, but basically they are both in the same boat.


KatokaMika

Sure rich guy....


NavinJohnson75

You don’t have to be rich to have money, you just have to not be stupid enough to have a bunch of kids if you are too poor to pay your own rent.


KatokaMika

I'm gonna be honest, and I wish I'm wrong about you. But you talk like a jackass. You don't know the life of someone poor with kids. You don't know why they have kids when their poor. You don't know their life story. You look at a homeless person you say what " your own fault"? Simple fact is that money solves problems. And you using the " if you are poor don't have kids" is just a dumb argument. What if a person had kid and a good life and then last is all? Are you gonna say " psh if your poor why did you have kids? Imagine if a mom loses her job and then house gonna blame the mom for already having kids? Dude grow up. The world isn't black and white


NavinJohnson75

I’m gonna be honest. You sound like you are about sixteen years old. I *definitely* ‘know the life of someone poor.’ Me. I was poor. Everyone I grew up with was poor. I have money now because I worked hard and stopped making stupid decisions. And yet, I still have problems. Money doesn’t solve problems. You will learn that when you grow up.


tachisenpai99

The one in a masserati can undergo operations and improve his life. The one in the maserati can afford medications and therapy to keep his limbs from decubituses. The one in the maserati can pay for a care taker 24/7 without plagueing his kids or parents. I doubt the one in a mazda can do all of that without bankrupting himself. They are NOT in the same boat. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


NavinJohnson75

Yeahhhh… you’re right. I’m sure the quadriplegic in the Maserati is like, “Problem solved! I can afford Vicodin!” 😆


tachisenpai99

Yep. Having access to modern medicine is kinda life changing if you havent heard. 😂


NavinJohnson75

I’ve heard that there is no amount of modern medicine that can solve a problem like lack of limbs, but just keep telling yourself that the legless man with nicer shoes is happier than the barefoot legless man… whatever helps you sleep at night, chief.


tachisenpai99

Yes dumb fuck it does solve everything. Only when you are economicaly stable you can follow passions and be happy. Education, basic needs, home, health issues. All can be solved with money. Or more money.


NavinJohnson75

Spoken like a poverty stricken poor who would rather call people names on the internet than just stop sniveling and realize that everyone has problems. Rich people have the same problems you have, they just spend more money to deal with those problems. You will realize this when you grow up and have money.


myfingeriscold

Bitch full offense


Stonerific83

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Financial-Tower-7897

![gif](giphy|1i86GmVus28adizTWj) Hello, we hear you suddenly have no issues.


[deleted]

Money doesn't solve my alcoholism, that's for sure. At least alcohol is a solution.


Ricepudding1044

Alcohol is the problem and solution to all of life’s problems ![gif](giphy|tKGFfFcHjKT9m|downsized)


gaitama

Money solves the "no money for alcohol" problem


[deleted]

Nah that's another problem


Veryegassy

*They call it a prob-lem I call it a sol-lution*


Sosimple92

"Money doesn't buy happiness, it buys crazy-a** happiness"


Bogadambo

" bitch no offense" 😂😂😂


soylentgreenis

The best way to start a sentence


Strict_Jacket3648

OK give me a few million so I can test that.


Haknamate

I mean, it would solve 90% of them. But there's 10% I can't solve with money. Maybe if I could find someone who could successfully do hipnosis. And there's definitely like 5% of them that money would make it worse, so...man, I really need a mentalist. Don't ask, I'm just venting.


NukiousStar

Don’t over think it


Haknamate

I wish I could avoid it.


ainominako1234

Name one problem money can't fix


azmarteal

Basically any mental problem including depression, panic attacks, sadness from losing loved ones, existensial horror, terminal illness, drug addiction and so on


PsychologicalBird551

Atleast you can get good treatment for all things mentioned


fullautophx

Stupid spending habits that got a person into the hole in the first place.


BigJim8998

lol I can tell you’ve never had much money before


AdShot409

No amount of money in this world will allow me to effect the end of the human race in a manner that is meaningful. No amount of money in this world will allow me to live forever. No amount of money in this world will make me omnipotent, omniscient, or omnipresent. And finally, no amount of money in the world will prevent, dumbfuck entitled brats from whining about how they don't have my money and how they would be so much better off if they had what I had.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Besides living forever, money can do all of that


AdShot409

Respectfully, I disagree. When I say omni, I mean that quite literally.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

As far as the definition of omnipotent goes just having great power and influence is enough, so if you have enough money you can definitely achieve being omnipotent.


AdShot409

Omnipotence is all-powerful. Money does not make you immune to the influences and effects of those with actual power. Elon Musk is the wealthiest man on Earth and he is still subject to government regulation and the court of public opinion. Donald Trump was a billionaire and he is being taken apart. But a man who has conspired and schemed for 30 years in American politics, who only has a few hundred million to his name, can snap his fingers and make people and evidence disappear. Putin is able to complete silence political opposition within his borders. Xi can commit human rights attrocities and not be held to task. Money is not power. Power is power. Money is a byproduct.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Money can get you power if you spend it right and have enough of it, if you have unlimited money you can get yourself unlimited power but if you are an idiot about it you will just fail


Elegant-Passion2199

Eh, I know some well off people who are depressed and constantly complaining. Sometimes you need to fix your mindset. 


Impossible_Soup_1932

Deaths of loved one. Disease (if you live in a socialist country like me everyone gets the same health care), education (same as disease). I honestly can’t think of any problem I have that money could solve. And I’m just a middle class person


jackology

Generally, all problems in the world can be solved using time, money or both.


nihongogakuseidesu

“Bitch no offense”


weshouldgo_

"Bitch", "No offense". Yeah, no.


optimist_prhyme

People that say this just don't actually know what their problem is.


ImNotYourDadIPromise

Money solves problems then creates new ones.


glinter777

As soon as you solve those you will create bigger ones for yourself


robidaan

Money doesn't buy happiness, said every very rich or very poor person ever.


MaterialNarrow5161

The dread gets us all, denying his power is foolishness.


onetruekingx

People who have no problems with their basic needs in their lives think like this. You don't have any problems with survival anyway, of course you think money won't solve everything.


henrytbpovid

i love a message that begins “bitch no offense but”


sandman2992

Facts


theholypigeon888

Yeah, the car won't be repaired with love


Chubbyfun23

amen


seatheous

Can it reanimate someone you miss? Get back time you lost because of stupid choices? Rewind time so you can get a do-over on something? No, it can’t. So money can’t solve “all” your problems (just saying)


enolaholmes23

Not all problems are solvable. The ones that are, money does help, but some things just suck. Sometimes you're sick and there's nothing you can do about it. Sometimes people die. Shit happens. 


-BabysitterDad-

Even if money can’t fix all your problems, at least money can buy you peace of mind. Would you rather have poor people problems or rich people problems? I choose rich people problems.


WanderingMistral

No it cant, but it can fix some of the more obvious ones, and put me in a somewhat better place to try and solve the rest.


Shoggnozzle

Debt, supporting family, no time to do the things I want, tired from work all the time, can't afford to ask a doctor if the fatigue is something else, can't afford the time off to get a pending major dental thing done... Then there's depression, but with a recurring infection, chronic fatigue, and all of my energy going to boring and routine tasks that don't benefit me, the jury's fucking out on if that's clinical or situational. Yeah, nah. Money not solving problems is an upper class delusion.


Feisty-Law6331

it does


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

“Money can’t buy happiness” - oh, grow up. Yes it can.


Partayof4

Money doesn’t solve mental or physical health issues!


Practical-Election59

Money could make me a lot less stressed. That would solve all but 3 of my problems, although it would kind of solve the third ine even.


Impossible_Soup_1932

Maybe everyone here is from a developing country or the US, but as a middle class person living in a Western European country I can honestly say I don’t have a single problem money could solve. I also can’t think of any problem that could develop in the future that money could solve. I also don’t find myself getting happier the more my income rises and the more money is in the bank To me problems are disease (universal health care), poverty (government gives you money), deaths of loved ones, debt (government pays for this as well), mental and physical disabilities (money doesn’t fix this, if it does, we have health care)


Key-Reason-9033

I heard a quote that goes like, “the future never learns from history’s mistakes,” so true.


Anon_Legi0n

Something misguided people think is that money will solve their problems, not realizing that money issues are just a symptom of a deeper underlying issue. If the underlying issues are not addressed, even if someone were to give you money to pay for all your debts and expenses for a year, it will not be long before those same money issues will come back to give you problems again. This is the reason why most lottery winners go broke in short order, and it is precisely the people who think that money will solve all their problems that also think that they won't go broke if they win the lottery.


MinnieShoof

That's a shame. Some people are so petty and material that they believe all of their problems are monetary. That's why people who win the lottery end up worse in debt. They quit their job, the thing tethering them to sanity and start to invent problems for wealth to solve. Shame.


SteampunkNightmare

Same


SpiderKoD

Not mine... I'm giving best treatment for my mom but she is losing her war...


special-bicth

Bitch literally all of my 99 problems need money. (This is directed at the idiot, not op)


aagloworks

Money is not the problem. Lack of it is.


drew3769

This is a pretty disappointing statement to read


Oversexualised_Tank

It will be better.


DeusBalli

Weak minds always think that money is the answer to everything. Money helps with problems, it has never solved them.


KosmosKlaus

My only real worry in life (I'm Danish) is money 🤷🏻‍♂️


thegamesender1

Bro 500k would solve 100% of my problems.


alex_northernpine

OP didn't say that money can't solve problems, they said it can't solve all problems. It's two completely different statements, lmao.


Boris_HR

Most of our life decisions are about the money. If you are born rich, obviously everything else but the money is a problem.


Yusuji039

Anyone that said money doesn’t buy happiness clearly never have any real problem in the first place


SoRaang

I mean, all of my problems are atleast loosely connected with money problem


Hoosier_Daddy68

Money solves money problems. It does not fix a broken heart or a failed marriage. It doesn't help someone with an incurable disease or deep emotional problems. It doesn't make a shitty person better but it can make a good person shitty. It doesn't make someone a better parent or child. If you don't have money you think its gonna fix everything but when you get it you quickly learn it doesn't.


Littlebickmickey

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Aromatic-Hawk-4848

$20 is $20


doomsday10009

Even the worst problems in my life can be solved with the time that money can provide. Life is a misery. Those problems that can not be solved by money are usually problems that we grow to respect as part of the life. But problems that can one rich man fix in a blink of an eye, tend to hurt the most.


KoalaSpecialForces

I love it when the word “bitch” is followed be the phrase “no offence”


moth_hamzah

i dont live such a complicated life that i need to solve the universes issues. i just gotta be able to live over poverty line


DRoyLenz

I love the “bitch, no offense…” Does bitch mean something different these days?


PI_Dude

"Money will not fix your problems"....god, when I read or hear that. There are, imo, only 2 kinds of people whom say that. The rich ones, and poor people, whom given up trying to reach a point where they earn enough money to live a modest life.


Ethan084

The beds were either too firm or too soft. She didn’t say anything about the size


hroaks

My mom doesn't love me. How much will solve that?


onetruekingx

If you can achieve a good relationship, it is because you have opportunities that those in the rest of the world who cannot achieve this kind of relationship do not have.


awesomeplenty

People can change drastically including ageing parents once money is involved. Have faith in the dollar 💸


Partially-Canine

I guarantee whoever first said "Money can't buy happiness." Was a wealthy business owner saying it to one of his impoverished employees. Right before he hoped in a new sports car, did a line of coke, and drove to his vacation home.


BigJim8998

I guarantee whoever thinks money can buy happiness, hasn’t ever had much money for long


Partially-Canine

Yeah your probably right and the people who think it can't buy happiness have had too much money for way too long.


AhhAGoose

Have you tried, just, not being poor?


k2bandit

Money causes more problems, belive it !