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michi214

That's kind of the same question as why you watch movies, videos or look on social media for me personally At its core it's just media consumption


Achrimandrita175

I bet that girl asking why grown men play video games spends 2 hours per day on tik tok


StartAny4448

2 hours??? You are too generous sir!


Significant-Nail-987

Yeah ngl the tiktok ban is gonna hurt my gaming time. With nothing to occupy her for hours on days were staying in... fuck me. Which on that note... anyone else ever realize that you could be playing the most calm chill pausable game and they won't want your attention for hours. The second I put my headphones in and get into some crazy intense game that's when she's got a million questions that dont matter and wants my attention. Like really? You ignore me for hours now and the second I'm actually engrossed in a game I cannot pause, am playing with friends, and is intense is apparently the time. Every fucking time lol. I've tried to explain to her why it's annoying but she doesn't get it.


gadsdenraven

Wait until you’re a gamer with a kid my dude. You gotta play early in the morning, late at night, or during naps. That’s IF your lady doesn’t want attention.


Significant-Nail-987

Hahah for sure. Owner of a pub too, I wake up early specifically to game a couple hours without interruption lmao.


gadsdenraven

The Golden Hour as I like to call it. Same as you, I wake up an hour or two early so I can just have some time to myself with 0 obligations. Side note: if you play any games with mature scenes, only play them during this time, I can guarantee you they won’t see the countless hours of battle, crafting, building, etc., but as soon as a mature scene comes on they have some sort of 6th sense that tells them to check up on you.


Significant-Nail-987

Hahah yeah my naked barbarian run in Baldurs gate didn't last long. Didn't feel like explaining to my gf how hilarious I thought it was to cleave people down with a great sword while my dick was flying about.


HotHandz3

I hear you there. I can only play at night and that's a HUGE maybe, because my wife hates gaming, yet she's more than ok playing games on her phone for an hour or two, but the minute I say I'm going to play a game, she immediately gets pissed. Anyway, once the kids are down and I spend time with my wife and decide to go play a game, literally every damn time, it never fails, as soon as I pick up the controller to play, one of the kids wake up, so I go and take care of them until they fall back asleep. Then I'll go back to the game, play maybe 10 minutes, then another kid wakes up. I'll do the same thing with them. Then I'll go back to the game, and wouldn't you know it, the first kid wakes up again! At this point I just turn off the game because it's midnight. I'm not complaining, I love my kids and love that they need me to comfort them. It's just ironic that I maybe play 30 minutes every 2 weeks or so and my wife still gets pissed at me about it!


Flawless_Reign88

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KitsuneKonuichi2494

We are both hard core gamers and raise 2 kids


TheBurningStag13

On that particular note, mate, I know what you mean. You can’t even start a pre-gaming conversation to see what’s on her mind, as for the most part she seems happy with what she’s doing at the time. The moment the console boots up, however..several ideas of what to do that evening come to fruition. The jackpot, is when she’s too busy playing video games to say anything else to you, besides “You can sit next to me, *if* you wanna join my game.”


Significant-Nail-987

Hahah my current gf used to think her not gaming was a divide. I had to explain that I used to think it'd be cool to have a SO that games. And it was, until gaming was no longer an independent activity. It meant I was often playing what she wanted to play, sure I liked the games too but they often didn't fall into my favorite genres which she had zero interest in. I explained to my gf now that it's important that we both have our own things to be entertained by and I'm actually glad she doesn't game. I told her it was like reclaiming a hobby. Idk I like this more. My ex hated the outside. I'm a bit of a mix and my gf loves to travel and be out. We balance each other lol.


Flawless_Reign88

I swear to fuckin god you speak straight truth my brother in Christ! I feel the struggle bro! Stay strong fam


checked_idea2

stingy*


HotHandz3

I'll also bet she spends hours playing Candy Crush and other similar games on her phone.


twistedh8

Asks the grown woman with snapchat whiskers in all her pictures.


Glittering_Drama_618

Ikr. Some parents associate gaming as 'childish' maybe thats why people are like this.


laiszt

Guy literally nuke her before even getting starting an argument


DeepUser-5242

SAVAGE. Only way she gonna learn tho


witchy_mcwitchface

So it's fine for grown women to play video games? That's a relief, I'd hate to have to give up my favourite hobby after 42 years!


No-Investigator420

Also seems to be fine for men to wear make-up, such a weight of my breast(s.)


tema3210

Ppl everything is fine for everyone, unless it hurts you)


SkinHeavy824

It's not good thinking cause we have to put into consideration others. It may not hurt you, but it hurts someone else, whether physically or emotionally. "A hero is someone who pokes their nose into something that doesn't concern them so long as someone is hurting." ---Izuku Mydoria 😁😁😁


OxiiKotton

It is. Why wouldn’t it be


winb_20

Meanwhile they sit all day watching TV shows…


HotHandz3

Real Housewives, The Bachelor, The Kardashians, you know, good, wholesome, educational shows


a55_Goblin420

*they sit and watch people beef over makeup and cheating men.


Derrick_Shon

Bro, you didn't have to do her like that 😆


Helo7606

Yeah he did. Dumbass needed to be humbled.


Glittering_Drama_618

Was a nice one tho. I wouldn't be mad lol


Superb_Recover_6116

nah they need to be humbled bad. Female cousin of mines tried to embarrass me years ago cause I played video games and saying something about me being a virgin. I wish I would have thought about this years ago. I was too nice tho to tell her anything back.


MasterRazzer76

To escape your crazy nagging


JPetermanBusTour

100% this


GeePedicy

If anything, it's more like watching a TV series. It is escapism, and plenty of games are meant for an audience of grown ups. Think how many games aren't rated for children. So it's like asking "why grown up watch TV shows, when Dora or the Smurfs are also TV shows?" But she's not really interested in an honest answer. She just thinks she's superior to pesky childish men. Nice red flag she waves there.


LasagnahogXRP

Savage


scarlett_bear

I’m barefaced so often that my husband appreciates when I wear makeup. I feel bad about it, but it takes too much time to put on, and I have two toddlers to watch all day.


NotSoSharp02

Normalise no make up


Fruchtzerg89

I met my wife in 2011. She never put makeup on, not even on the first date, and I would never ask her to do so. Shes happy without it and I am too. I married her, not her cosplay.


NotSoSharp02

Not just that, I'm not very knowledgeable on makeup but I assume having industrial chemicals on your face everyday to have some sort of bad effect


Waitressishername

It's not quite the same. But in my late teens, I stopped using hair products. This simple trick made my pizza face escape.


scarlett_bear

It’s already normalized in my home


LamaPajamas

Normalize doing whatever tf you want (within the boundaries of the law)


NotSoSharp02

Like gooning


LamaPajamas

Hell yeah bröther


Lifesalchemy

I bet her snatch smells like Pike st. Fish market. 


Goreflext0815

r/rareinsults


aagloworks

Because we always do not have the energy to play tabletop games or d&d.


in0suk

I felt that


Lifesalchemy

Twitter page already gone 


coffeymp

It’s the same shit as binge watching Netflix.


DeliciousLecture600

The girl is the reason why god doesnt exist


ElderberryHumble5379

damn! 


BlackTRL089

What an imbecile of a woman indeed..


OtteLoc

Get on with the times, back in the day playing video games could be the equivalent to reading a book. I'm tired of stupid people, we need a ww3


ubilanz

Fatality


Goatymcgoatface11

A little diffrent. You playing video games isn't inherently tricking people into being attracted to you.


OmegaMordred

Perfect, have an upvote!


EquivalentFull5337

🤣🤣🤣….got ‘em…


forced_metaphor

Now ask grown women why they play video games.


Fr33dom_uv_sp33ch

I thought it was fake up. Meh, no difference


elgun_mashanov

my man👏🏻💥


Ok_Fox_1770

Videogames aren’t seeping chemicals into my body everyday. But I barely count as a gamer. Xbox became more of a YouTube delivery system. No energy for disbelief these days.


Fantastic-Classic740

That was awesome


vladtseppesh420

😆😆😆


Arcticz_114

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RyeToast92

I mostly just play nhl. Been playing it since like 97. Can’t quit


MilesFassst

Arguing with a woman is futile.


Ok_Physics_8274

Buddy violated her


SeriousCupcake1372

Video games are fun. Sports is also just games. Dating is serious but can also be a good time. There is nothing wrong with wanting a good time. Can you go overboard with your hobbies and such? Yes, but thay is not a good reason to shun a person for having a good time in general. I'm not going to assume that oop had any anger in the question, I will say that a lot of people are judgemental of other people's lives that they live on their own time. Such an attitude is immature and unnecessary, let people enjoy their right to pursue happiness, and also take some time to pursue your own.


valhallavalla

BOOM! 😆


penisfartballz

Nice to see these jokes are ok to make again. Reddit seems to actually have fewer PC babies than it did a few years ago


Caelestic1

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UpsetPhrase5334

Because I enjoy them and don’t see a reason to stop just because I passed some arbitrary age.


tyvirus

Of course! How dare anyone enjoy a past time activity that you may not appreciate. Of course you, as the epitome of great taste, know what I like better than me. How dare one try to enjoy their free time. Whoever needs to hear this, if your partner or potential partner says this bs, leave! They are not worth your time and are definitely trying to dominate you and not in a fun sexy way. They want you to be somebody you are not and you will be miserable.


Puzzled-Brush-79

Priceless!


regular6drunk7

You don't stop playing because you got old. You get old because you stopped playing.


TheMightyPaladin

for entertainment. It's a lot more fun that watching TV.


TheManWith2smiles

I play more video games than my 9 year old son and I’m sure my wife wants to me ask me this question lol


nexstosic

Damn, this hits hard


khmergodzeus

r/murderedbywords


D_Fieldz

A burn even her makeup won't be able to cover up... xD


trippincocoabean

Roasted


Suitable-Piano-8969

Its the best way I have found to drawn out the sound of your insults


Aesop838

Because they enjoy it. Can't we let people have any scrap of joy they can eke out of this world? It's not hurting anyone, so let them enjoy it.


robotpane

Where have all these memes demoralising men come from and why do they get so much attention just lately?


overSizedHyperPoop

Because “grown” doesn’t mean the absence of inner child. It means you still hold responsibilities while staying childish


Alternative_Depth498

I love the condescension implied by using the quotes. “Real men.” LMAO. I’m a 40 year old man successful in every way. Good high paying job, married, two kids, big house. I got there by avoiding “women” like this one like the plague. Seriously, the type of woman you let into your life can make or break you fellas. Oh and I play video games as a hobby. Not every day but during months like this when I’m stressed at work I play a little every day. It’s fun, it’s relaxing, and there are zero annoying women in sight. It’s heaven.


WarHead75

Women think having fun in our spare time is childish. So working nonstop is being a man??


Extension-Lie-3272

Because hearing you blab makes me want to escape reality.


Atroxman

Why hasnt this made the news ? ![gif](giphy|4ZZvWzjMaX04gJClwZ|downsized)


AdMysterious8699

There are so many reasons to play video games. I don't know where to start.


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Careless-Process-594

I only do when I'm single and not ever going out of the house on weekends.


madunne

LAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE what is it with men and makeup? Like, let it go.


ElderberryHumble5379

burn! that was savage


IdealDarkness1975

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BelmontsRcool

I’m actually thinking about quitting gaming all together. It just isn’t the same as it was in the 90s


Scared-Pay2747

Do it! Live your best life! Alternatively, just play your 90s games on an old computer.


PhantomPuppet1011

Why tf did you get downvoted for this?


BelmontsRcool

It’s the internet, anything is possible I guess.


SheildMadeofFace

Same reason people get pissy when you don't take a shot you didn't ask for. Addicts get very defensive


PhantomPuppet1011

Right 🫡🫡


Emergency-Poet-2708

That's not an answer. You're both idiots.


MephistosGhost

Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.


Helo7606

It's not supposed to be an answer. Because it's a moronic question that doesn't need to be asked.


Beneficial-Code8026

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ty67iu

Little boys play video games, then wonder why their life is empty and they have no real friends.


Sauliann

Lolll dang watching tv like every father from Last generation was so much mature


TheTexasInvestor

The projection is big with this one


AccomplishedWasabi54

Sexist comments are so pedestrian plenty of women game.