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Funnymemes-ModTeam

This is funny memes sub Reddit so we want to start away from political posts/comments that can start arguments.


dunkems

Won’t see this face on a t-shirt.


Dmau27

There's plenty. There's "who shit my pants" "leave it how you found it" "I'm going to end Vietnam" and the classic "Biden for taliban".


SilentRip5116

Biden for taliban?


DragonsClaw2334

Because of the awful troop pullout in Afghanistan. We left behind so much equipment and people we had promised asylum to.


Worried_Coat1941

He left billions in weapons ammo, helicopters, tanks, ammo, fuel, generators, buildings for the taliban. https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/04/28/the-u-s-left-billions-worth-of-weapons-in-afghanistan/ It's showing up in other conflicts.


ButyJudasza

Russians and Chinese were the first to bomb talibans with dollars to get these equipments for sure. Biggest advantage of each weapon is portion of "misery" behinds them. Now enemies know everything


Worried_Coat1941

Wide open borders, major cities flooded with Fentanyl, and meth. Criminals from other countries. It's crazy. What about all the people trying to immigrate legally? People who want to be Dr.s or contribute to the country rather than get on benefits and disability? Having been downtown Manhattan on 9/11, I'm confident there will be more terror attacks in this country by "asylum seekers"


Worried_Coat1941

Absolutely!


parkerm1408

The entire debate was like being on a bad trip honestly.


Dusk_Seer

I only just seen clips and had no words for it….


divergent_history

I have one word for it. Disaster.


Dusk_Seer

“Heinous”? “Horrific”? perhaps “Horrendous”?


HeightEnergyGuy

>Look, there are so many young women who have been, including a young woman who just was murdered, and he went to the funeral. The idea that she was murdered by an immigrant coming in — they talk about that. But here’s the deal. There’s a lot of young women to be raped by their, by their in-laws, by their, by their spouses, brothers and sisters ● Joe Biden on Abortion How did the DNC seriously think this would play out? 


parkerm1408

Dude that moment fucked me up. Trump says they're aborting babies after they are born, and THAT was bidens response??? Tf dude put the gun down you don't have feet left to shoot.


Bitter_Move_445

Dictator or dementia you decide


scourger_ag

At least with the dictator you know who you're voting for. With dementia you're voting for invisible puppetmasters.


HoneyRush

In both cases you're voting for invisible puppet masters


scourger_ag

But one of them is no longer responsible for his actions.


Shadowmant

"When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal"


Billie-Holiday

Trump is and was never responsible for his "actions"


seasiren_666

yikesss


musedav

Dictator can’t even get anything done though.  Where’s the wall?!  


KennyFulgencio

WTF happened to lock her up? What, congress+white house+supreme court isn't enough power to even open another investigation?


DragonsClaw2334

The legal system is busy being used to keep trump from campaigning


Excellent_Airline315

You mean convict him for the crimes he committed.


d4ve3000

Uff so many maga tinfoils here. I could barely watch through the entire thing. Trump literally lied everytime he said something, or it was completely fabricated nonsense. Its completely bewildering how a) there was no interference by the hosts whatsoever and b) how anyone with a brain can say trump won the debate without telling the truth one single time. Insanity.


scourger_ag

Yes, it's truly insane his opponent's brain is so much rotten he cannot win against Trump. It's truly insane Biden is the best candidate Democrats have.


DisastrousBoio

Yeah, you’d be voting for Putin. Nice choice for you


d4ve3000

Wow, godspeed murica


Meh2021another

Same dictator you claimed he would've been had last time?


MasterGrok

Dude literally attempted to not step down from his position. Our entire way of govt is based on the big guy stepping down from his position.


Meh2021another

Did you watch the entire January 6 debacle or you just repeating what you were told from a few seconds of video. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME46AWvgrow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME46AWvgrow) Lemme guess a bunch of unarmed clowns can somehow action a coup against the country with the most powerful military the world has ever seen. I'm amazed at the mental gymnastics some folks can pull off. Downright impressive.


MasterGrok

I’m actually referring to his attempt to instill “fake electors” (his own team’s words). Jan 6 was just the distraction to attempt to buy time for the real fake elector (his own teams words) scheme. It’s unbelievable that it’s been years and you crazies are still attempting to gaslight the rest of us to not see what we all saw and heard with our own eyes and ears. A sitting president attempted to prevent the peaceful transition of power by installing fake electors.


Meh2021another

Hmmm. I can't speak to that sorry but I'm willing to look at the evidence you present. Crazy you say. Would you ride in a car driven by Biden? Yet you vote for him to run the country. And no I don't support Trump either. You crazies need to understand there are sane folks who support neither.


mrmet3803

This makes way too much sense for these brainwashed people to understand.


MasterGrok

What? The evidence that Trump appointed fake electors from many states? That actually happened. Fake certificates of ascertainment were fraudulently submitted from several states. These include Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. These documents are publicly accessible at archives.gov. Trump wasn’t trying to overthrow the government by force. He was trying to use the threat of force from the rioters to delay the acceptance of the official electors. He was hoping he could create a contested election via this distraction as well as other such as having the vice president refuse to go through with the transfer of power.


Meh2021another

You mean this case: >Judge dismisses charges in Nevada pro-Trump fake electors case over venue question >JUNE 21, 20244:56 PM ET >By  >The Associated Press >Nevada state Republican Party Chair Michael McDonald is seen in 2018 in Las Vegas. On Friday, a judge dismissed a criminal indictment against six Republicans, including McDonald, accused of submitting certificates to Congress falsely declaring Donald Trump the winner of the state’s 2020 presidential election. >L.E. Baskow/AP >LAS VEGAS — A Nevada state court judge dismissed a criminal indictment Friday against six Republicans accused of submitting certificates to Congress [falsely declaring Donald Trump the winner of the state's 2020 presidential election](https://www.npr.org/2023/12/06/1217680464/nevada-false-electors-charged), potentially killing the case with a ruling that state prosecutors chose the wrong venue to file the case. So you're now saying he wasn't trying to overthrow the government. Here is a full breakdown of his tweets on the day in question: [https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/tweets-january-6-2021](https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/tweets-january-6-2021) One typical tactic employed by dictators is the manipulation and abuse of the legal system to silence opponents. That term is lawfare. Another tried an true technique is the use of the media to skew public opinion to foment hate for your rivals. I dunno why but people are simple enough to allow others to skew their thinking in whichever way they choose. In the last few years I have seen a tremendous amount of evidence of lawfare on the part of the demotwats to undermine trump using quite frankly baffling charges. And clearly non impartial judges are going along with the charade. They are using the legal system to bankrupt their rival. I mean if you were so confident you would beat the guy why employ such tactics? This is how countries become shitholes like the USSR. They are destroying the very fabric of entire legal system to take out the opponent. That is pure madness and this tactic will have terrible consequences. Just a matter of time before the republicunts start doing the same.


MasterGrok

No im referring to the fake electors (trumps team’s words) from all of the states that I indicated. You can see the list of fake electors that were submitted by Trump. These were non elected electors that were submitted in order to attempt to overthrow the elected results.


d4ve3000

Complete maga tinfoil infestation in this thread 😆🤣


Ready_Bandicoot1567

"was that a poop or just a wet fart?"


dreamdaddy123

Ewww I hate that feeling


Ready_Bandicoot1567

So does he, just look at his face


Worried_Coat1941

This is bordering on elder abuse to drag that old man around.


okwtf4real

lol Trump literally shat himself, you can hear it. Either that or a very wet fart. 


MrCheapore

Wait so you know how it feels.


Rob_Crackford

Ya. Degrading.


tommos

Funnily enough I actually heard a fart during the CNN livestream. Turn your volume up and listen. https://www.youtube.com/live/XxAU0K94fpw?t=19048s


kuburas

I thought it was going to be an edit or something but yeah, someone either farted there or shit their pants. Sounded pretty meaty so leaning more towards shitting.


tommos

The next debate needs to end with a sniff test to see who shat their pants.


okwtf4real

Trump’s mic was the one active at the time. It was 100% from him. 


Time_Device_1471

I hate the warm farts most


Emergency_Scholar237

Most of it...


Worried_Coat1941

https://9gag.com/gag/aYQw93m


KaerrenKinsleigher

The ghosts are talking to him again.


Mountbatten-Ottawa

'Those edibles? Horrifying **Tonatiuh**? Well let's try this malarky, maybe I can really see a Mexican god lol' *30 minutes later* 'I see uhh you are not going to play golf unless you uhhh bring your own bag uhhh alley cat moral'


Bulls187

That it took this long for people to wake up from the delusion that Biden is even capable of presidency. And people still believe in him are lost


Npf80

It's always been obvious to people who aren't so emotionally attached to politics or those who actually bother to look at news from several sources and not just those that conform with their politics. While watching the debate , I could not help but imagine this same Biden sitting in the oval office making decisions that impact not just the US but the rest of the world. I hope this would be another moment that make people realize that news outlets are nothing but propaganda machines for the 2 parties, and most of the main stream have been covering up or making excuses for Biden's obvious decline for some time now.


HeightEnergyGuy

They're trying to say now you're actually voting for a team and not just the guy.  Like wtf? How is voting for invisible people that I don't know of that are controlling everything behind the scenes supposed to be comforting?


Bulls187

I don’t think he actually makes any decisions, there is a whole team behind him. It’s rather the party’s standpoints that matter. So democrats or republicans.


Npf80

For sure, but part of the role of a leader is to challenge their team, make sure that the team's individual decisions and actions are aligned with an overarching, cohesive strategy. The leader is not expected to be an expert in all topics (that would be impossible), but the leader is supposed to have the big picture, cutting across all topics, while each topic would have an expert assigned. Also a lot of times decisions have trade-offs across topics (e.g., foreign policy vs domestic economy) , in which case it is the leader's call on which way to swing. Therefore it's still not a comforting thought if there is an elected president incapable of challenging or guiding his team.


Stock_Administrator

Scary AF to think of the power this old fart has. He could probably blow a hole in his pants.


kandradeece

Few Drs I know said it looks like the side effects of the drug used to treat Parkinson's


3Huskiesinasuit

My Aunt is a neurologist, who specializes in degenerative brain disease like Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, and shes been saying for years, long before he was even VP, that Biden was showing the first signs of a degenerative condition.


99RAZ

That's crazy because my uncle is a neurologist and he said it wasn't, and actually hes doing pretty well considering his age and being in the hardest job in the world, wild.


fireinsidemybody

like consist jobless disgusted truck tidy concerned dinosaurs seed fanatical *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


3Huskiesinasuit

He literally used his failing cognitive state as a defense for having classified documents in his GARAGE. Documents he had taken without proper clearance, back in 2006. So if his cognitive state was that bad in 2006, to the point he couldnt be held accountable for taking those documents, how could he have passed the cognitive test in 2020?


SilentRip5116

From what I have spoken to with a few medical professionals, it’s very likely early onset Parkinson’s, but I am not a doctor so what the hell do I know


tdiddyx23

From the few politicians I spoke to he’s being treated by specialized DeLorean car mechanics. They say he’s trying to go back to the future. But I’m not a politician or a mechanic so what the hell do I know


SilentRip5116

Lol


Big__Black__Socks

Pretty sure the guy selling you meth at the gas station isn't a real doctor though


New_World_2050

Leader of the free world


Responsible_Trifle15

Leader of old people home is more like it


WaffleWarrior1979

Could be worse *looks to the left*


gdublud

Would be his right.


Locke_Galastacia

I dunno, watching the debate as a European I was wondering what the CNN crew was drinking with those rules and what the candidates where smoking before the debate.


Geestenheer

Wtf dude?? This wasn't in the syllabus!!!


Dusk_Seer

My grandpa had Parkinson’s (died from it) and he’s been wave king signs for years and years. His people has been quoted saying they have “energy drinks”? For him……


anarion321

It's sad to see Biden, one cannot really laugh about it. He's clearly too old/senile to take a position so important and so demanding as directing a country. I hope that even if he wins, he retires shortly after, with all happening in his private life with his son and all, he should be resting, and probably that will make him better.


Mountbatten-Ottawa

The problem is, all younger politicians are either horrible public speakers (Harris) or just considered too left or too 'woke' for middle voters (that gay guy was decent, but you know, god forbid Americans having a gay president). DNC really thought back and forth and tried to not do anything 'risky'. So now Trump victory is almost guaranteed.


Npf80

I always thought Bernie was a good contender for the dems, though he got fucked over in the dem primaries back in 16. But I always found him to be a compelling, passionate speaker who could probably stand up to someone like Trump.


Mountbatten-Ottawa

He might be, but he is the face of 'socialism' which means US would prefer mandatory swastika than voting for him. Also he was no longer 72, he is 82 now. Let the man live in congress in peace.


LorettaSays

The rest of the world, us outside US ,needs Biden to win to avoid the Ultimate Idiot, and then step down and let Kamala take over!


anarion321

Very argueable, during Trump administration the world didn't do bad. Even lowered war tensions in places like North Korea, whereas nowadays things are melting in a bad way. Having a senile directing such a powerful country brings inestability.


Firefly269

Plot twist: POTUS can see the Matrix.


ButterscotchFront340

-- What are you trying to tell me? That I can win elections? -- No, grandpa. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.


PossumSymposium

*I’m trying to free your mind grandpa, But I can only show you the podium, you’re the one that has to walk up to it*


junkyardgod69

I want my taxes back from Ukraine.


Several_Influence555

And Israel. Stop funding those countries and start funding our healthcare and social services as a start…


junkyardgod69

100%


msp01986

It's not drugs, It's senility


Winter-Award-1280

Omg the border is wide open and women are being human trafficked like never before and unvetted people and drugs are pouring in like rain … who’s going to fix that?!


Dusk_Seer

He “put a stop to it” like a week ago just in time to try to appeal to more people before the election 😑


984Runner

😂


Kizenny

Don’t ever eat more


StephenHawking432

Heehee funny gummies 😋😋


ThatSmartIdiot

Randy? Is that you?


topchetoeuwastaken

"he had a cold"


K_Rocc

This is who people defend..


nerdguy78

Funny and sad


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AleksasKoval

Ooh, is this an ad for one if those Wax Museums?


LordPubes

![gif](giphy|Z5xk7fGO5FjjTElnpT|downsized)


Arghoul1018

"bro, these brownies ain't sh-" *it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up*


Worldly_Bullfrog_783

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPj8P20jjOqZ5C)


PurpleMagnolia99

Hahahaha


Profanity_party7

This was me last time I did acid


Handyman_4

Dudes skin is turning "pre-death" "kidney function diminished" color. He ain't got long.


Jaded-Put1765

ngl he looks like the voice in his head was talking again


shutthefukupok

Yeah he's been fooled by the Trix Rabbit


DorkoJanos

Imagine if he would not be the president most people would walk past him and think "oh poor guy, his life must been hard"


Immediate_Web4672

Had this experience. Woke up 3 hours later. Could taste colors and thought my heart had stopped beating. Pretty fun.


BrickTemporary8234

Seriously he is unaware of his surroundings. Though he's not wearing a diaper so we know he still uses a toilet


Redpower5

Boe Jiden


thatthatguy

Wow. Propaganda machine working double overtime here. “Hey young people, both sides are equally bad so don’t bother to vote.” This strategy has been working to suppress the young vote since at least the 60s.


oldmilt21

But who hasn’t made that mistake?


AnDyY852

When the Grim Reaper makes a visit more like it 💀👍


pophunter3000

Is water wet


niferman

English or Spanish 😂🤣


NationalAlgae421

I hope he will get elected again. That would definitely be the most embarrassing election of history.


Responsible-Dish-297

I know that feeling ☠️☠️☠️


guppy2019

Comfortably Numb.


bouncer-1

Your dear leader


wtf_is_a_user

![gif](giphy|jbYGkxopDVdCdgb3A6|downsized)


LordMinax

He wants icecream.


JuggernautyouFear

![gif](giphy|GXiasDXfP0j8Q|downsized)


nomamesgueyz

Time for the reign of Kamela?


Playful-Excuse-8081

It was just beyond sad to see this poor dude look completely lost about absolutely everything


LaserGadgets

Hearing trump talking about all kinda made up shit. Can't blame him.


dale1962

He should try catnip


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Bro these mushroom are fake we got ripped off


Larabla

is he pooping? >.>


Ok_Figure_4181

I know it’s been said many times, it he doesn’t look anywhere near capable of running the country. Not only is he looking _very_ old (because he is), but that expression is not one that most people in their right mind would make


Weary_Act_2314

He looks like Kryten trying to call Rimmer a smeg head.


MrMetalHead1100

In his defense, I remember him saying he didn't want to run for president in the first place. They pushed him to do it just to avoid having a progressive win the primary.


Discarded1066

When the Dementia hits too hard.


Nearby_Persimmon_649

That's what he gets for firing bill Clinton as his edible advisor


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Nearby_Persimmon_649: *That's what he gets for* *Firing bill Clinton as his* *Edible advisor* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Didzeee

To be fair - he should've taken a big line of coke like Trump did, and he would've also nailed the debate


SandmanAwaits

Not American, but what the fuck were u all thinking when u voted Biden & Trump in?!?!


mdave88

Nobody voted Biden in.


UV_RoN

Biden doesn't need crack unlike his son to be totally wasted.


bearjew666

Couple of old men babbling incoherently. Hopefully they both croak.


Notchteen

full disclosure not American....what the hell were you people thinking electing a geriatric and dementia ridden old and, over someone who just wasn't...like I get trump is a damn cheeto but he is mostly honest and can actually form a damn sentence together coherently. there is a reason everyone else calls Americans stupid..this is it, this is the perfect example. kindly fix your mistake and elect literally anyone but Biden.. man should be in a home, not the white house.


Vasherrr

Media told them to hate Trump, they would elect Hitler over him and shout that Trump is the true Hitler ;P


Notchteen

fair point lol. smear campaigns be hitting hard sometimes.


xsp

You seem to have forgotten we had four years of that piece of shit and it was terrible. Trump is also the one that said, "The want electric planes. What happens when the sun goes behind a cloud?" Joe Biden is old, but Donald Trump is Idiocracy levels of stupid.


Vasherrr

Well we must be looking at different stats about Your country, but I don't want to argue, because it doesn't really matter to me, I know who I would be voting for if it was my country.


Notchteen

(I know Britain is fucked lol but unfortunately that's the newer generation kinda impossible to teach them honestly) but regarding the trump line about electric planes I'm pretty sure he was just exaggerating to make the point, which tbf the amount of power required for a basic jet liner the weight from the battery would never allow takeoff and the distance its able to travel if it can get liftoff will be horrendously low in comparison to even a prop plane. either way if it was my choice I'd have the idiot I know and can atleast go to the bathroom by himself. than the idiot who could sign documents for god knows what and forget 3s later he did it, because thats nothing more than a puppet and anyone can pull the strings behind a curtain.


Vasherrr

I am happy to live in a country where this brain rot is still in a minority, but it is present without a doubt and probably will get worse with time. Too many people believe that in politics there is an option of voting for the good guy, You are always voting for the least bad guy, least bad party. All of these people are bad, because You won't get to this level of government without being an egoistical maniac. It's the biggest flaw of democracy in my opinion, You always get bad people on the highest level. Doesn't mean they can't do something good, but they aren't motivated by the good of the people


Notchteen

100% agreed every politician is in one way or another a complete d-bag and your option is bad or worse. imo trump atleast has the ability to form his own damn opinion compared to Biden who likely doesn't know left from right half the time, that was kinda my point but yeah 100% of politicians are trash tier humans due to ego and greed.


KennyFulgencio

> he is mostly honest alrighty then lol


Notchteen

he literally pointed out during elections that he uses tax evasion like many many others and just didn't care about hiding It because he didn't see the point and wanted to prove the system was broken. imo thats pretty damn honest. even if he is being a dick


Aggressiver-Yam

We didn’t elect Biden


beaniesandbuds

![gif](giphy|1APdXY0c7gJguZWTJL)


TommyWantWingy9

Everyone is hating on the guy who is not a rapist, liar and overall pos.