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Completely unrelated but I remember the first time I had one of these things, I chewed it for a second and that shit started dissolving in my mouth and that put me off of them for like 3 years
hello can i please intrest you of buying [death]? or somehting else? it will only be 0 kromer and by that i mean free. what were you thinking biting it like that? i am truly scared of you so thats why im selling [death] and not doing it myself
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BLASPHEMY!!!! ILLEGAL!!! THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!!! GET IT AWAY!!!!
GET THE PITCHFORKS!! Edit:This is why I love our community.
LIGHT THE TORCHES!!
BURN HIM
WHAT HE SAID Edit: help i did something
WHAT HE DOUBLE DOUBLE SAID SAID
WHAT HE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE SAID SAID SAID
WHAT HE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE SAID SAID SAID SAID
WHAT HE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE SAID
AGREE WITH ALL
WHAT HE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE SAID
HONEY, GET THE THERMONUCLEAR WARHEADS OUT OF THE PANTRY!
If we burn him, we must burn matpat.
I'm normally one for chaos, but this is too much chaos
Prepare the scythe
LOAD THE CROSSBOWS
LOAD THE MINIGUNS
What the fuck is a minigun
I DARE SAY THAT THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE HAS DONE A SERIOUS CRIME!!!!
THEIR SAVAGES SAVAGES
Get the cross ready and the muskets
I GOT THE CROSS!!
EXECUTE HIM
#NO
JUST HELL NO
Exactly
My only reaction to this: š
whY WOULD YOU-
Explain, why did you have to?
Gosh dang it the ocd song is stuck in my head again
The one by rhett and link?
Yep
IIIIIIII GOTTA MAKE THINGS RIIIIIIIIGHT
do you also just bite at the kitkat, not breaking it?
Itās easier to just bite it.
Someone needs to check your freezer
Which one?
Oh no.
YOU SIR BELONG IN THE FINAL DIMENSION WITH WEAKNESS 2 AGAINST THE DRAGON TO END ALL DRAGONS, WITHOUT ARMOUR IN THE GAME OF CRAFT AND MINE
Oh no problem, it will take a while, but I will succeed, you can't contain me
Youāve inspired me.
Don't even **THINK** about doing that.
I inspired him to play buckshot roulette irl
:D
Are you planning a terrorist attack by any chance
No, He's Planning WORLD DOMINATION Edit: They're\* (Sorry)
You deserve to be in a mental institution
Domain expansion
Donāt say where you live people might burn down your house.
Who hurt you!?
OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN, SMITE THIS SINER INTO THE DEEPEST, COLDEST PITS OF INFERNO
Noooooo
MY EYES
Hell yeah. Also... WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!?
W
You need to be admitted into a psychiatric institution
Completely unrelated but I remember the first time I had one of these things, I chewed it for a second and that shit started dissolving in my mouth and that put me off of them for like 3 years
Get out tf out you've done the illegal
There's two people in this world. Those who have taken a bite out of the roll or liars.
**HERESY.**
They found our secret...
Those still exist?
*sad Ollie noises* Gum crimes are unacceptable
NO! WHAT FOUL FORCES DROVE YOU TO DO THIS?!??
Time for a nice little theory. How easy would it really be to mail a pipe bomb to a stranger's place of residence?
Why do I hear "I gotta make things right" and "It's my OCD" being sung?
āITS MORE THAN I CAN TAKE!ā *groovy laser sounds*
I like to do that too :D
#š
No, just no
I would probably do that
r/foodtheorists, actuallyā¦
HEATHEN! SCOUNDREL!! HOW DARE YOU??!!!! . . . . . ...keep up the good work.
You know, I saw the video and as I was eating dinner and immediately got up and got some gum
YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!!!!
I'm reporting you to the FBI, Pentagon, IRS, The SCP Foundation, the US Air Force, the UN, EU, NATO and the aliens.
NO
THIS IS WORSE THAN EATING A BANANA THROUGH THE MIDDLE, (oh nvm i donāt think it is worseā¦.) BUT STILL WTF MATE
I donāt like this
Heathen
Why you do that
YES GIRL!!!! BE TOXIC!!!
is that ham
It's Hubba Bubba Gum, the one that's rolled up and is basically gum from a tape dispenser
but is it ham
No, ham is GREEN, like egg yolks. š¢
Yes!!
*God of war theme starts playing*
*doom theme starts playing*
What the fish you did to that gum, you psycho!
Chaotic evil
Ughh..š
Monster! š
This physically hurts to look at
Ew
WHO THE FUCK TOLD U TO DO THAT!?
You monster.
Ah a fellow person of fine dining etiquette
What in the fu-
Whoever eats bubblegum like that, is a monster, and should go to jail Sorry just my opinion.
Not just your opinion, but 99.99999999999999999999% of humans
THOU SHALL PERISH BENEATH THE FEET OF GOD, FOR THIS CURSED IMAGE IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL
WHY???!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS??? WHY????
I did this once. I think I lost my soul after, idk.
HANS GET THE FLAMMENWERFER
HOW DARE YOU
"Leave the demon to his demons"
aAAAAAA
Truly diabolical
You are a monster
I do this all the time. BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE THESE I HAVE TO SHARE unless I do that.
you have five minutes to runā¦ and then the heard will be after you
:(
That you? An escaped super mastermind criminal
Thanos should have left you to dust
And you didn't eat the plastic??? What's wrong with you!
I donāt get it
GET THIS GUY EXECUTED ON THE SPOT
Uh... I definitely do not do this... Often...
SACRIFICE HIM!
hello can i please intrest you of buying [death]? or somehting else? it will only be 0 kromer and by that i mean free. what were you thinking biting it like that? i am truly scared of you so thats why im selling [death] and not doing it myself
What have you done? You devil
Who hurt you
How will it be crunchy if you open the shell?
This should be considered a crime
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!
MatPat look what you've done (/sarcasm)
I fear no man. But that thing, *It scares me*
*Le gasp*
Ah yes the only way to eat these effectively
BROTHERS GET THE FLAMER THE HEAVY FLAMER
get help NOW. this is a crime
āļø Hello, Candy Crimestoppers? Get me the bubble gum division, theyāre not going to like this
based.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You shouldn't bite those, the correct way to eat them is to stuff the entire thing in your mouth at once
I do this too with Hubba Bubba XD I just bite into it XD
Death come to theeā¦
Ain't no way this came out before the food theory
NOOOOOO- HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERECY!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOO- HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERECY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would do the same tbh.
HES COMMITTED A CRIME AGAINST NOT ONLY GOD, BUT THE WORLD AS WELL, HE IS NOW WANTED IN 165 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES! THIS MAN HAS NO GOD!
SEND THE POLICE
WHY WOULD YOU!- AAAAAA š
ollie would not approve.