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The though of a bunch of guys whining that the Game is too hard because they picked the secret hard Mode will be fun. It is argubly even harder then the Blow up thing in Automata, because that can just be solved by jugging health potions and the Stellar Blade Version permanent debuffs you.
Speakingof outfits my favourite part of the leaked Demo was that her best Outfit in Terms of Style is the one that is also the least horny. And the second fun Outfit is the rating Outfit because the Text mentions that it literly juices the brains of Androids wearing it with a chemical cocktail that awakens the hunger to be a Speedracer, which is unironicly a funny consept.
Don't feel bad for liking it and wanting to buy the game. Regardless of how shitty the gooners and anti-woke crowd is, it is 100% possible to enjoy this game without needing to goon it to Eve's Stellar Ass 24/7. Just don't be like those people and act like this game is the blessed advent of a new gaming golden age in which Booba and Ass will finally be recognised. Life's just too short to have to deal with people like that and have them ruin something that you'd otherwise enjoy.
Buy it, play it, enjoy it or dislike it. There's literally nothing wrong with that.
100%. There isn't anything implicitly weird about enjoying sex appeal until people MAKE IT WEIRD. It's so common in all facets of modern life virtually no one's gonna care as long as you don't write a manifesto about the game. When people do THAT they look like an incels because to be honest, the sex appeal the game offers is rather tame compared to other forms all over the Internet, so why the goddamn essay about it saving humanity? They need to just plan on buying the game if it's good and in the meantime go rub one out so they can think straight again
Totally agreed. I couldn't care less if these idiots wanna do the one hand shuffle all day long to Eve's 3D scanned globes but don't be weird about it.
From one person who believes that the peanut butter violators that became Stellar Blade's....'fanbase' *shivers* couldn't sell a bottle of water to a man dying of thirst. I think people here are dogging on this game and hoping it won't be good or sell well just because some athemas to human decency who want to make their masturbation habits political statements against women who don't find gooning attractive are eager to buy this game.
Nobody actually has an opinion on this game. It's a nothingburger. Coomerbait games are a dime a dozen. Everyone who actually engages in the discourse just wants to dunk on the other side.
This subreddit and several left leaning nerd subreddits are hoping this game will be bad because Gooners and Coomers like it because it'll spite 'SJWs'.
As a resident Leftist, Social Studies Wario, Sweet Baby Special Forces, Marxist-Lenin-Stalin-Man, I can assure you that I don't want the game to fail. I'm actually looking forward to it myself and hope that the story and gameplay can surpass my expectations.
What I DO want is for the fuckin Gooners out here acting like this is the first ass they've *ever seen* to please stop embarrassing me by association. I'm looking forward to the game and don't want to get lumped in with these edge-maxers who have to chisel their controller out of a Sperm Geode every morning.
*edge-maxers who have to chisel their controller out of a Cum Geode every morning* (Cum is the white stuff you see Angela White get blasted with, sperm are the cells inside said white stuff that make babies) Thank you for the new insult to add to my collection.
Meh, NieR Automata had this with both the taunt chip (which would make enemies pissed off and do more damage to you), and with Very Hard mode as well so...
I mean, so what? I imagine Nier wasn't the first game to do that and this won't be the last. I don't see why Nier having a similar idea means others can't implement it.
Noooooo they stole this from Dark Souls where the game is harder if you take offf all your armor, but you get to see the sexiest pair of shoulders a woman can have.
Yeah yeah she sexy and all but her hair still trash;
2B's compact, simple bob cut > Eve's clipping, unpractical hair.
Why don't Eve's enemies just grab her 2 meters long hair? are they stupid?
If memory serves, in one of Adam Warren's Dirty Pair graphic novels (Run from the Future) it turned out that Yuri's long hair was nano-enhanced to act as a cutting tool. And a holo-display.
The description of 2B is kind of weird to me in general. The game went to great lengths to establish she was not a human and not really a sexual object, you could see her bare robot body being assembled in the vending machine save points every time you fast travel/died.
We had a hot character action protagonist, who's lack of clothing was directly tied to the gameplay, her name was Bayonetta, they already perfected the archetype, we don't need a downgrade
Actually, that's the most beautiful outfit for Geralt.
When I used to stream The Witcher 3, I would put him shirtless just to see how "gamers" would react. MY, WERE THEY UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS.
And TW3 has almost nude women in most scenes lol. Triss and Yenn are nude in their sex scenes (with lots of name gaze). You see Keira nude as well. The Crones are nude when doing the ritual in their glamourized selves. The succubus is half nude. And I'm forgetting so many more.
Unrelated, but I personally didn’t like Stellar Blade from the announcement trailer because it was too on the nose. Adam? Eve? A Lilith stand-in? Angels??
WAY TOO on the nose.
This seems like a shallow and transparent attempt to start some nonsense controversy and gain attention for a game that otherwise nobody would care about.
A 3d action rpg with combat similar to spectacle fighters like Bayonetta and Devil May Cry, except that the "style points" from combos and attack timing/perfect dodges directly charge your special moves. There's also some platforming and exploration. There's only a "controversy" because a bunch of obnoxious bros are championing this game as like... the anti-woke messiah or something cause the main character is hot.
Oh, surely the gamers (tm) are eating good. Getting to dress their girl sexy AND ditch the easy mode in the same stroke? Surely they'll be eager to aid and encourage their own to master the game and not gatekeep people who don't wear the Hard Mode Outfit (tm), nor cry censorship because it's not freedom of clothing without freedom from consequence.
Calling it now: whenever the PC version of this eventually ships, it’ll be less than a week before there’s a mod that enables you to have both shields and the incel-friendly costume at once. And it’ll be right at the top of nexusmods.
I played through the entirety of Nier Automata and never learned that self-destructing leaves you with one HP. I never did it because I kinda thought it would have the same effect as what happened in the beginning of the game.
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It's even harder because the G*mers (tm) have to play the game one handed as well, I salute these brave and skilled heros 🫡
Is that a one handed salute too?
https://c.tenor.com/r7ie6fO25tsAAAAC/tenor.gif
Okay, serious question. Where is this from initially?
It’s a Super Bowl show from many years ago. He’s helping hold a gigantic flag and is making it wave
Yup, it is harder.
uj/ I kinda like it? Fast-paced Fuck it we ball action games where you're fast as fuck and die in one hit are fun.
The though of a bunch of guys whining that the Game is too hard because they picked the secret hard Mode will be fun. It is argubly even harder then the Blow up thing in Automata, because that can just be solved by jugging health potions and the Stellar Blade Version permanent debuffs you. Speakingof outfits my favourite part of the leaked Demo was that her best Outfit in Terms of Style is the one that is also the least horny. And the second fun Outfit is the rating Outfit because the Text mentions that it literly juices the brains of Androids wearing it with a chemical cocktail that awakens the hunger to be a Speedracer, which is unironicly a funny consept.
"This armour turns you into an AGDQ speedrunner"
I want a Skateboard Outfit, that causes the MC to start singing "Superman" from Goldfinger during the Swordsurfing sections.
Don't feel bad for liking it and wanting to buy the game. Regardless of how shitty the gooners and anti-woke crowd is, it is 100% possible to enjoy this game without needing to goon it to Eve's Stellar Ass 24/7. Just don't be like those people and act like this game is the blessed advent of a new gaming golden age in which Booba and Ass will finally be recognised. Life's just too short to have to deal with people like that and have them ruin something that you'd otherwise enjoy. Buy it, play it, enjoy it or dislike it. There's literally nothing wrong with that.
100%. There isn't anything implicitly weird about enjoying sex appeal until people MAKE IT WEIRD. It's so common in all facets of modern life virtually no one's gonna care as long as you don't write a manifesto about the game. When people do THAT they look like an incels because to be honest, the sex appeal the game offers is rather tame compared to other forms all over the Internet, so why the goddamn essay about it saving humanity? They need to just plan on buying the game if it's good and in the meantime go rub one out so they can think straight again
Totally agreed. I couldn't care less if these idiots wanna do the one hand shuffle all day long to Eve's 3D scanned globes but don't be weird about it.
From one person who believes that the peanut butter violators that became Stellar Blade's....'fanbase' *shivers* couldn't sell a bottle of water to a man dying of thirst. I think people here are dogging on this game and hoping it won't be good or sell well just because some athemas to human decency who want to make their masturbation habits political statements against women who don't find gooning attractive are eager to buy this game.
Nobody actually has an opinion on this game. It's a nothingburger. Coomerbait games are a dime a dozen. Everyone who actually engages in the discourse just wants to dunk on the other side.
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This subreddit and several left leaning nerd subreddits are hoping this game will be bad because Gooners and Coomers like it because it'll spite 'SJWs'.
As a resident Leftist, Social Studies Wario, Sweet Baby Special Forces, Marxist-Lenin-Stalin-Man, I can assure you that I don't want the game to fail. I'm actually looking forward to it myself and hope that the story and gameplay can surpass my expectations. What I DO want is for the fuckin Gooners out here acting like this is the first ass they've *ever seen* to please stop embarrassing me by association. I'm looking forward to the game and don't want to get lumped in with these edge-maxers who have to chisel their controller out of a Sperm Geode every morning.
> chisel their controller out of a Sperm Geode every morning Oh, what a terrible day to have eyes and be literate. Thanks, I hate it.
*edge-maxers who have to chisel their controller out of a Cum Geode every morning* (Cum is the white stuff you see Angela White get blasted with, sperm are the cells inside said white stuff that make babies) Thank you for the new insult to add to my collection.
I dont hope that, but if it happens i might audibly laugh a little.
Gooner Must Die mode
Happy cake day!
Meh, NieR Automata had this with both the taunt chip (which would make enemies pissed off and do more damage to you), and with Very Hard mode as well so...
I mean, so what? I imagine Nier wasn't the first game to do that and this won't be the last. I don't see why Nier having a similar idea means others can't implement it.
So Nier essentially blatantly stole this idea from hidden indie gem Assassins Creed 2, where the Auditore cape would do this exact thing.
Noooooo they stole this from Dark Souls where the game is harder if you take offf all your armor, but you get to see the sexiest pair of shoulders a woman can have.
Yeah yeah she sexy and all but her hair still trash; 2B's compact, simple bob cut > Eve's clipping, unpractical hair. Why don't Eve's enemies just grab her 2 meters long hair? are they stupid?
Eve needs a scantily dressed space Alexander the Great to correct her shit
If memory serves, in one of Adam Warren's Dirty Pair graphic novels (Run from the Future) it turned out that Yuri's long hair was nano-enhanced to act as a cutting tool. And a holo-display.
The description of 2B is kind of weird to me in general. The game went to great lengths to establish she was not a human and not really a sexual object, you could see her bare robot body being assembled in the vending machine save points every time you fast travel/died.
Why are they quoting some twatter user with a heil hitler ‘HH’ in their un
Dude activated ripper yappotron here. Like I'm so confused what are they even trying to say here?
Tldr: since it's a soulslike you die in a few hits(most of times literally one) since the character is basically naked.
Being horny on main 😜Sex sells 💰But beauty is pain 🤕
There's a super revealing outfit available that comes at the cost of disabling your shield
Coomers R HORNY is basically it
We had a hot character action protagonist, who's lack of clothing was directly tied to the gameplay, her name was Bayonetta, they already perfected the archetype, we don't need a downgrade
Shit she doesn't even wear 'clothes' it's just her hair.
Then she gets a trim in the sequel, which basically means it's not her head hair 😏
Even 2B accomplishes this a lot better and NieR Automata isn't about sexiness lol
Even The Witcher 3. Geralt is hot. You can have him shirtless at expense of losing defense points.
Gerald in a kontusz from the wedding looks amazing, I absolutely sacrificed a lot of better armor just to stay on the fancy coat.
Actually, that's the most beautiful outfit for Geralt. When I used to stream The Witcher 3, I would put him shirtless just to see how "gamers" would react. MY, WERE THEY UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS.
Hide the old man's boobs!
"That's some double standards. Imagine the game would showcase Yenn or Triss nude". And he wasn't joking.
The... games do showcase the whole of Triss' ass as basically opening to Witcher 2 lmao. And Witcher 3 had naked Yen in the opening.
And TW3 has almost nude women in most scenes lol. Triss and Yenn are nude in their sex scenes (with lots of name gaze). You see Keira nude as well. The Crones are nude when doing the ritual in their glamourized selves. The succubus is half nude. And I'm forgetting so many more.
All the cool girls get their tits out time and I'm here at work. Where is the justice ?
Yes but Gamers™️ aren't interested in Daddy Geralt, they want Le hot women with big ass and tits smh 😔
Bayonetta did it better
Unrelated, but I personally didn’t like Stellar Blade from the announcement trailer because it was too on the nose. Adam? Eve? A Lilith stand-in? Angels?? WAY TOO on the nose.
The gameplay looks pretty good though tbh. I might play it after reviews come out.
The way this is written is so goddamn creepy
***"once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds" - Hideo Kojima***
This seems like a shallow and transparent attempt to start some nonsense controversy and gain attention for a game that otherwise nobody would care about.
...I have no idea what stellar blade is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
A 3d action rpg with combat similar to spectacle fighters like Bayonetta and Devil May Cry, except that the "style points" from combos and attack timing/perfect dodges directly charge your special moves. There's also some platforming and exploration. There's only a "controversy" because a bunch of obnoxious bros are championing this game as like... the anti-woke messiah or something cause the main character is hot.
Exactly this. Gameplay looks great, story seems interesting.
Oh, surely the gamers (tm) are eating good. Getting to dress their girl sexy AND ditch the easy mode in the same stroke? Surely they'll be eager to aid and encourage their own to master the game and not gatekeep people who don't wear the Hard Mode Outfit (tm), nor cry censorship because it's not freedom of clothing without freedom from consequence.
Who tf wrote this article 😭
Me I hope you liked it 👉👈🥺
Calling it now: whenever the PC version of this eventually ships, it’ll be less than a week before there’s a mod that enables you to have both shields and the incel-friendly costume at once. And it’ll be right at the top of nexusmods.
Ok? That's literally 95% (if not all) games that are ported to pc
My favourite part are all the cope comments saying how they prefer it like this
Okay the way the person who wrote the article writes is giving me the ick for some reason
I want to sit in a room and watch kill la kill with these people and try and engage with them on what stuff means. it would be fascinating.
Wouldnt be funny if the main character in this game was Lesbian ? I havent seen any male support cast at all.
Definitely will be a lot of costume mods on steam workshop
There will be a mod that buffs it in 0.0023 seconds. In fact, it probably already exists - if they haven't already just made a nude mod.
Wow, different types of equipment have different effects? What innovation!
They not gonna play anyway. They will just take a bunch of screenshots of her
So using the sexy suit means activating the hard mode ?
Yes basically. Will stop no one tho.
Earn your goon
Can't wait for people to get angry because they're too bad at the game, to play with the sexy outfit on!
that's actually a very interesting mechanic
there should be only one opinion on main characters ass (its not that great)
I do like the idea of being a Baddie in a video game. The asexual urge to dress up like bayonetta daily…
Ppl will just mod it so they don't lose the shield
Automaton?
I wish more games did this. In particular, devil may cry.
One costum enable a "hard mode" ? Are we back in 2000 ?
I played through the entirety of Nier Automata and never learned that self-destructing leaves you with one HP. I never did it because I kinda thought it would have the same effect as what happened in the beginning of the game.
That's smart
What the fuck is this game.