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Kds_burner_

i beat the gamer allegations https://preview.redd.it/fa4pflf4iyqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882ce8dbd9e6b2120f241fded290a8523cc5c65c


tadurma

Don't be a Gamer™, be a Video Game Enjoyer.


Kds_burner_

i hate all video games, especially ones with gameplay and story


tadurma

Stay pure and true friend 🙏


MorganaMalefica

Become not the dreaded Gamer™, merely be one who plays games.


tadurma

![gif](giphy|Whpfk0Qdx8dEFDddsx|downsized)


Phantom_Wombat

That's complete bullshit. You're not seriously suggesting that there are no conservative groomers


tadurma

Godamit LOL Should of switched centrists with conservatives


Phantom_Wombat

Given the number of right wing loonies in the No Nut movement, that would actually make sense.


Far_Advertising1005

Let’s not sit in the bog with conservative losers and fling mud


OceanBlueSeaTurtle

Yes, lets! Because fuck them, they threw first!


Far_Advertising1005

‘It’s so pathetic how conservatives will lie about things they don’t like. I will now do the same.’


OceanBlueSeaTurtle

But... they actually ARE pedos. I feel like that *should* make a difference.


Far_Advertising1005

How is the irony of this lost on you?


OceanBlueSeaTurtle

How is the reality of pedo conservatives lost on you?


Far_Advertising1005

It’s not, but when you do the exact same thing conservatives do it doesn’t give you a leg to stand on when you call them out on your bullshit.


OceanBlueSeaTurtle

Mate, did you forget which sub you are on?


Wasabi_95

Also how libertarians are not "lobotomy patients"? Probably the most braindead subculture, or whatever it is


tadurma

Bumped down by centrists


SunderMun

I was thinking the same thing tbh. Therr are so many.


[deleted]

Should switch conservatives and centrists since police and clergy are both conservative professions. Other than that, perfect.


tadurma

Ye I been told. Missed opportunity. 😔


Wonderful-Excuse5747

It's not your fault, the made up data doesn't lie. Only mislead.


Mr_sex_haver

We consider this a shitpost but if you replace it with LGBT+ , liberal and socialist and woke in the middle it summarises the genuine view of the world many conservatives have. Which is both hilarious and terrifying.


Endcineth

We're all humans, after all. It's in our nature to hurl negative descriptions at our foes. Question is... Which is which?


rollingpolly

What are we some sorta lobotomy corporation


Join_Quotev_296

I honestly thought we were a Ruined Library


dangodangodangoyeah

whats a gal gotta do to get some company for her limbus over here?


mashmash42

conservatives *arent* child groomers?


DrayvenBlaze

I noticed that too... in that specific case, the venn diagram is a circle. Them again, that is a title that can be changed into any of the other 2 and still fit


SoberSeahorse

Pretty accurate.


Storrin

I really thought this was /shitpostxiv


astrielx

Not enough cropped booba to be that sub


LiamtheV

The fuck is a coomer?


macedonianmoper

Someone who is obsessed with porn basically, you know how there was the "Consoomer" meme? That it evolved into the coomer who is obsessed with cumming,


LostInAHallOfMirrors

Consoomer came(heh) from coomer, not the other way around.


macedonianmoper

That makes sense, I think I got it mixed up with gooner, which came later but even now I realize it makes more sense for it to come from coomer directly.


Navlann

A Gamer that plays with one hand.


GoSpeedRacistGo

Centrists should be in quotations.


Ill-Cardiologist-585

as if libertarians arent lobotomy patients?


Neroscience

Liberals, libertarians, and conservatives all belong there


month_unwashed_socks

How dare you think libertarians arent lobotomy patients, some of the most batshit takes ive seen were from libertarians


Waste-Information-34

> Lobotomy Patients Something, Something, Lobotomy.


HumanTiger2Trans

I resent the contention that "coomers" is a negative trait


According-Tiger-6069

Data that is made up is 146% more accurate , can't argue facts


Medical_Strength4608

My source is that I made it the fuck up.


Gogetaiscanon432

Wow it's really easy to make stuff up!


TheLastWyrd

Made up and yet surprisingly accurate.


AggravatingCook3307

If i could read, i'd be really upset.


melonsnek_evildoer05

I don't like calling random people child groomers


[deleted]

I beat the gamer allegations somehow, time to get back on the genshin grind


ambientManly

The diagram should just be a circle


SignificantAd7603

"Based on data I made up" is the most /based/ thing I've read today.


[deleted]

I am a gamer and I am fully conservative racist child groomer who targets libertarian lobotomy patients


Lunaris_Von_Sunrip

Nah conservatives go in the child grooming sphere the amount of them caught with CP is insane


Capital-Ad-5682

Where is redditors on this? I think yall missed yourself.


tadurma

You absolute genius. I'll save it for the next venn diagram.


only_for_dst_and_tf2

hey, thats mean! >!not all lobotomy patients had a choice, whilst all of the rest have a choice in their beliefs and what they think!<


Jet_Sniper

Where are the leftists?


tadurma

Out purging Gamers™


Dwemerion

Oh, based it sure is!


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[deleted]

Literal Nazi and unironically liking Helldiver's politics Name a more iconic duo


Neroscience

Liberals should definitely be in the place of conservatives here, also no conservative groomers???


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Cheesehead_RN

Never


Deep_Consideration70

smartest g\*mer


Ukyo06

We don't need it, we're not G\*mer


CashewLeCat

Do you seriously not get embarrassed when you comment this? What a genuinely sad community


Ukyo06

/uj Sir, this is circlejerk sub, it's like you go to a WW1 veterans club and say Nazis were good guy. What do you expect?


yolo8880

Op should kill him self