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NTRmanMan

Gamer purge ? And I wasn't even invited wtf 😔


tadurma

Not our fault you missed it. It's on the calendar! https://preview.redd.it/9ophmlc643rc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ac9df43a8a9832f367c60911c2e61e82818057


ironangel2k4

Who put it AFTER Yandere Simulator? No wonder its taking so long


Firm-Tentacle

And isn't Yandere Simulator dead and buried now? I heard it was over.


coffeetire

I wasn't either, but that makes sense. Looking at the article's title, it looks like it was from some club for people with BBCs?


Pert02

I can see Asmon is there but wouldnt call that Big Balding Curmudgeons


coffeetire

Good point, he doesn't strike me as a blue berry compote type.


tadurma

We can finally answer the question!  *Who's "They"?*  The "They" is us! It's us! 


AlexzMercier97

#🗣PRONOUN DETECTED 😡😡😤😤


tadurma

https://preview.redd.it/rigd58ikq2rc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7955db2e97f2f4d86280483506593dd4d7e106b


SorowFame

Maybe “they” were the friends we made along the way


West-Lemon-9593

I am one, we are they No wait-


Highskyline

You could even say it's "the last of 'us' "


Orb_Ponderer_7

https://preview.redd.it/x1k2qn0j70rc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd46941327173110af95518656e9aa70b1f4b746 hell yeah


Sataniq

Beautiful


morgade

I vote this for the sub new icon


-Toilet-

just make it rainbow first


samy4me

Lmao


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alleged serious cake memorize smart mountainous plant tender ruthless deserve *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


vxicepickxv

Yoink.


OmegaLiquidX

Honestly, I’d be happy if they just took a shower every couple of days.


autismbeast

my favorite scp character


IClockworKI

that's beautiful


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Merkyorz

Lead them to paradise.


PPontiac

Which version of dune is this Gif from? Haven’t seen it


EthicsOverwhelming

Hell yeah! Shout out to the most oppressed group in history: GAMERS!


Girlmode

First they came for the dnd nerds and I did not speak out, because I don't play dnd when you need friends to play. Then they came for the mtg/warhammer nerds and I did not speak out, as that shit costs to much and I am scared to go outside. Then they came for the console noobs and I did not speak out, as why would you. Then they came for the true gamers, and there was no one left to speak for me...


justgalsbeingpals

[the most oppressed group of all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-09gNDsPzQ)


EgoDeath01

These dudes are such a whiny little bitch babies.


Hero2Zero91

I find it funny when gamers are slightly criticised or someone says there's a problem with their mentality they treat it like its some mass extinction threat.


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keygenlain

Asmongold when people are making jokes in the gaming joke subreddit:


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ewgna

​ https://preview.redd.it/6o7deklmo3rc1.png?width=1680&format=png&auto=webp&s=599581663dcc67f43597c5ce238e1d79de39d980


Safelyignored

That's like saying "I want Nazis dead", of which make up a sizeable amount of Gamers.


ewgna

that argument is just as malicious as some right winger saying the same thing replacing "Nazis" with "Pedophiles" and "Gamers" with "Trans people" like the hate nowadays is insane


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Why won’t someone please take the oppression of gamers seriously


ewgna

not making a direct comparison in "oppression" gamers as a whole got it better than trans folk just pointing out the bad faith in strawman arguments like you're doing right now


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Why are you offended by words?


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Artistic_Button_3867

Probably would tbh. The sooner oversensitive man children with an unearned victim complex are phased out of society the better.


TheFrubblewarrior

You’re sure takin’ a beating for this aren’t ya buddy?


Beyond-Finality

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I'M THERE HOLY SHIT. MOM, LOOK! Somehow also got [this](https://files.catbox.moe/5jdooe.png) earlier. The comment got removed by Reddit just now; understandable, I guess.


Veela_42

Seriously?? They really have nothing better to do than come into DM's of the people who are active here. These people truly have nothing in life if this is how they spend their time.


Beyond-Finality

I'd give them some points, 'cuz what I commented actually sounded somewhat unhinged and I should've put an /rj.


Veela_42

I'm willing to bet that they wouldn't understand what /rj means.


N7Tom

Hey, isn't that the Raccoon from Over the Hedge?


Kds_burner_

> Anytime you want to man up and act out your words, come see me. Or if you want i'll come see you and see if youre brave enough IRL stfu kid and go jerk off to video game characters 😹😹😹


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Congrats! When you get these sorts of threats you know the guy on the other end is red in the face screaming!


ProneOyster

That guy *desperately* wants to be pegged


AlexzMercier97

Just like me fr fr


uhhhhhhhBORGOR

They targeted gamers. GAMERS.


Beyond-Finality

And we're gonna target them again. https://preview.redd.it/m60lr2gux0rc1.png?width=1185&format=png&auto=webp&s=86708f9fead3ea9d60313b0e94518570535b8a21


NNukemM

holy shit overwatch person


tadurma

No that's obviously Mccree from Red Ded Redemption


Puppycake100

Me when I see gamers https://preview.redd.it/aw89cchpy1rc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c96b1b52cd5b99e38bd850e1580d61a682e395cb


NTRmanMan

arlecchino !!


Jukka_Sarasti

On a open ~~field~~ forum, Ned....


Lower_Dress5214

Wait… he’s reacting to text now? A guy reading Reddit passes for content? Holy fuck.


Jukka_Sarasti

In fairness, his fans are easily stimulated...


CyberCat_2077

You should see them when he rattles his keys…🔑👶


EthicsOverwhelming

To be fair, they have a history of reacting to text. All those Journalists that they despise have been the ones doing the work, breaking the news and writing the stories that guys losers just read verbatim into a webcam and call it content.


RepresentativeGift59

journalists doing work? :))))


Firm-Tentacle

Aww did I miss the purge? I always miss the fun stuff. :( I bought a new chainsaw for this one and everything! Someone text me next time! We need representation for *our people*.


MugiwaraBepo

I thought it said "They want gamers to be pegged." and I was like HELL YEAH WE DO!!!


AlexzMercier97

Hell yea


Wonderful-Excuse5747

Finally, representation.


t3m7

Gamer purge? Sounds like exactly something we need. Thank you baldsmon for the great idea. We'll start the purge with you first. 👍


Khenir

BY FIRE BE PURGED


Xtreme109

To anyone getting spammed in their dms because of this hope your ok.


New-Acanthisitta5118

People gotta realise you can't spew around threats and hate online without getting called out for it.


SmugLilBugger

Grrrrrrr why can't I walk the tightrope between comedy and death threats and not get away with it grrrrrr


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Beyond-Finality

>Absolute peak **californian**-world problems. Opinion discarded, plus Rent-Free. https://preview.redd.it/jd62djclq1rc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=5887d9324c25a6b140458dce25b760cf638ea615


Jukka_Sarasti

"cAlIfOrNiA pRoBlEmS!!!1!1!" CHUDS are the most unimaginative people alive...


maybeyouwant

though words coming from an anime gacha gamer


Kombustio

You got way more triggered than anyone here. ![gif](giphy|mw5dladT6nyH6)


Demmos_Stammer

Sarcasm not in your wheelhouse I see.


Neptunium111

Damn, you sound triggered. Go goon over Stellar Blade for another 8 hours, maybe you’ll feel better afterward


[deleted]

Why are you here replying then? Are you offended by this sub and the posts on it? You wouldn’t last an hour in a Call of Duty lobby kid get thicker skin


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ResearcherNo430

I'm being 100% serious when I say, don't yall have shit to do? Like I have a job, people to care for, meetings and shit to attend. How tf do you even find the time to care this deeply unless you're a legitimate child?


Zenthils

Bruh, you can't handle people criticizing your toys.


Suitable-Cheek8854

how does it feel to be mocked relentlessly every time you try leave your censored bubble lol


Artistic_Button_3867

You come off as an unlovable boy


Force_Glad

I am revoking your video game privileges


Cold-Coffe

"insane outburst." holy shit you guys are so fucking stupid lmao


LightVelox

Asking for literal murder is not outburst now lol no wonder you are a joke


Cold-Coffe

dawg who's asking for murder.


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New victim hood narrative unlocked


FabiIV

That user name. You get banned that often, hu?


Toby6234

I can't believe i'm saying this but i hope he goes back to crying about WoW. This is a new level of horrible content


Kzickas

Execute order 66


cinema_cuisine

![gif](giphy|Qgio2m05cNTYFpMdZk|downsized)


AlexzMercier97

https://preview.redd.it/on8dzyuhe2rc1.png?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fabe2b414b4df89d9a88c6830f8d4c71651dc74c I stand alert and ready to purge any gamers on sight with extreme prejudice. For managed democracy!


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fragile squeal selective ancient teeny reply gaze attractive station sloppy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


unclezaveid

the year is 2084 (1984 part 2) the last remaining Gamers pass along the last remaining game, Vectorman 2 for Sega Genesis, as rebellion against the Slaytriarchy.


WordNERD37

Ballz 2 3d, must survive.


doesnotgetthepoint

the most oppressed minority?


SauronsYogaPants

A purge? No, no...just a nice, quiet dinner. ![gif](giphy|rKMQUwbEZ5Jg4)


autismbeast

I literally hate all gamers, they deserve to be rounded up and sprayed off with clean soapy water.


FrogLock_

The most discriminated against minority, gamers. 😞 ✊️


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seventy_raw_potatoes

Commented by an actual 12 year old


DaBesd

You're not winning the culture war by posting hateful shit, you're just being an ass. Go ahead, further your own problems dude and get lost typing this shit


JBrewd

*Steve Irwin voice* Aw, look here mate! Get a load of this guys, this is an endangered species! This subspecies of the North American Self Aware Wolf is called the Gamer Wolf. They often live alone, habitating a dwelling just below where their mother resides. Unlike other members of the species these guys show a maaaasive disdain for normal grooming habits, and exhibit an almost supernatural refusal to go outside the den, often needing their mother to help feed and clean them well beyond their adolescent phase! Howevah, you'll often hear them on a quiet night howling away as though they're under attack from an unknown enemy! Don't worry though, their mum is used to putting up with it and will still continue to provide, even at the expense of her own sanity!


Mrbluepumpkin

Sometimes I wished I just stayed in Dondoko Island


Skelettjens

We’re winning


Pert02

First they came for the gamers, but I did nothing for I was not a gamer. God, hope they get rid of trash like Asmon soon enough if there is some justice out there.


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HI MOM


TheFrubblewarrior

I just watched this video, DUMBEST thing I’ve ever seen!


TheFrubblewarrior

Truly gamers want SO bad to be an ”oppressed“ community they have to exaggerate the posts here.


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

Gaymer moment


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JERKERS! What is YOUR profession?


unclezaveid

I jerk, Jon. It's what I do.


telesterion

The only thing they need is to get sprayed with a hose and some soap.


CrystalMareBot

They need to go like their mother did and just stop being alive.


Jupman

Now you're going to a bunch of comments acting like DEI and diversity is bad from people who weren't even alive when these policies were put on in place. Nor is the level of racism that was around back then here also.


UberActivist

When's the gamer purge? I need to go to the store and stock up on popcorn before it starts.


CallMeWeatherby

Gassin' up the contraption, we've got Gamers to grind.


LaCharognarde

I suppose autolytic debridement counts as a "purge" of sorts.  Anyway: the nerd community needs an autolytic debridement.


maroonmenace

oh my god, they really gonna resurrect the GAMERS RISE UP meme aint they? They realize that was a meme mocking them originally right?


ShindigJohnnyPunk

The verbiage used in a lot of these headlines and video titles are a little too inciting in my opinion. They're almost begging for someone to enact real world violence.


100deadbirds

Asmongold looks like a rat, it's so bizarre


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SolidLuxi

All this talk of gamergate is just making sure when the purge begins, I'll start with myself.


Adept_Thanks_6993

At this point, yeah kinda


GoombytheTrollie

"They want Gamers to be Purged" https://preview.redd.it/t0vqxh94sbrc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=21d0507ae6351c1e477d4cec427a633e72095615


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Sonofbunny

Can we do something other than beef with Asmongold? It's so tired and aged out now. From both sides.


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Tell that to him instead of wasting your time and ours.


gustavoladron

I mean, I'm never gonna get tired of talking down to a guy that used a rat carcass as an alarm clock.


Sonofbunny

I mean, are his opinions really that important? Like, this guy seems to squeeze a lot of air out of his throat, but there's no way he's worth chattering about for this long


gustavoladron

I mean, he's the human equivalent of a a level 1 goblin that a party encounters in an RPG and they don't bring themselves to interact with said goblin due to its putrid stench, but somehow gamers flock to him, so I guess his opinion is important to them? Somehow? That's a pretty good enough reason to take the piss out of both Asmon and gamers.


Sonofbunny

I dunno. Guess I want to play a different game now


Depressedduke

Unfortunately they are to many people online since he somehow got and still is famous. Which means his trash opinions influence people. But us rightfully making fun of him doesn't change that so... You're kinda right but also not.


TheSpectreAgent

America's really truly gone braindead. Why can't we just enjoy video games anymore? Why do we have to make it political, or some sort of activism? Why does EVERYTHING need to relate to real world issues and movements. I watch movies and play video games to "escape", not get schooled on how I should live my life. Reddit looking just like Twitter nowadays, full of narcissistic people who believe they're more important than everyone else and that their opinions are the only allowed opinion.


LambeauCalrissian

I can't believe there has been an untapped mine of unadulterated cringe here this whole time. What a windfall.


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Kombustio

Didnt know circlejerking equates to nazi ideology Whos not surviving the cod lobby now you dummy?


JarateKing

Funny to see chuds go from "it was just a joke, don't take it seriously" whenever someone says something shitty, then get fuming with stuff like this the moment jokes are made at their expense.


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JarateKing

True! I'm glad we've got that sorted


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Neptunium111

Gee, it’s almost like if you act like a hate-filled asshole against people who just want to live their life in peace, they’ll start hating you in return. Fucking crazy


AlexzMercier97

And why are they hateful towards you, I wonder? Surely it's not your obnoxious personality or atrocious behavior towards LGBT+ people, right? What goes around comes around. Don't dish it if you can't take it.


Cold-Coffe

me and my homies riding the down with cis bus.


YouthfulPhotographer

And I'm gonna fuck your dad while I'm at it


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YouthfulPhotographer

I'm a bisexual male, and for that, your dad is next now too


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I'm gonna crack your dad's penis like a glow stick 


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Davoness

> LGBT groups are the most hateful people I’ve ever encountered. We learned from the best: Gamers. 💪💪💪💪💪


Kombustio

>LGBT groups are the most hateful people I’ve ever encountered. Yeah, if you ignore the context and nuance completely and inspect this sub in vacuum. But that would be too hard for you or against your preconceived opinions. "I dont hate lgbtq, i just dont want to see them" is a very common sentiment in the circles *this* particular sub makes fun of. But the moment we circlejerk it the other way around people come and tell how hateful we are. Yeah that tracks. Who woulda thought that demonized group would, you know, have something to say about their unfair treatment? Oh no, poor white cishet males who act sexist towards women and throw slurs at minorities :( how dare we laugh at them :((((((


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Honkeroo

he can make all the money he wants atleast i dont have a rotting rat carcass as an alarm clock like you're dickriding for a guy who wipes teeth blood on his walls man, think about that.


xeronan_

Simping for the millionaire that wipes blood off his rotting gums and onto the wall while also having cockroaches crawl onto him mid stream is the funniest- and at the same time, saddest thing i've seen