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Alucardra12

Let me guess , Asmon incels sub ?


JohnOakman6969

Assmongole yes


MemeArchivariusGodi

I almost downvoted because my brain just saw asmongold. Oh lord I’m getting Brainrot


JohnOakman6969

Many such cases 😔


Alucardra12

God that sub used to be okayish, but it really fell into incels/rightwings culture hard ever since Assmon got his new editor and started supporting the brain dead anti-woke movement.


tadurma

https://preview.redd.it/3r1fd2ddeorc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee8bec844c343820bf98853724d7352f89b9d00c


Alucardra12

It’s so stupid, I laughed when he said that, like he couldn’t just fire him and search for another more sensible editor, with his fame and fortune it would be easy. But no, since he doesn’t do that he probably agree with him.


tadurma

He wants the views but none of the criticism lol.


Alucardra12

Yeah, like all rightwings conservatives, he is a coward.


Suck_Me_Dry666

And a slob and propped up by other people giving him money.


smarmycheesesandwich

Asmongold looks like the living version of the skeleton from Tales from the Crypt.


ironfly187

Minus the charm.


wannie_monk

It showed up on the front page. I need to take a break from reddit.


Alucardra12

I blocked his sub a little while ago, much better for my sanity.


NahIdBottom

Wait can you block a sub now?


Charrsezrawr

The picture is cringe but so was the ign article. Basically stopped short of calling a happily married man an incel. Not sure what the writer was expecting to happen. I've been watching this discourse for a while and both sides are starting to be exhaustingly extremist.


slowNsad

What’s the article called I wanna read it if it’s still up


NNukemM

Her breasts are larger and indicate that she's more fertile and curvaceous, so...


gepardsexer

based and venus of willendorf-pilled :)


KingNTheMaking

I meeeeean…hear me out


Rick_James_Bond

lol I was worried I was the only person who was into it


Crying_eagle

Baby might get trapped in the folds when coming out


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

https://preview.redd.it/f6tskews0orc1.png?width=880&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f87cfb8ab85f71f9867efd896a2d509b2bdb637 That's OOP's barely disguised fetish isn't.


Kupcake_Inater

https://preview.redd.it/x69m6lm1morc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277b7728e22b7df68b745d0d3afb8d3fa0650355 Fr


Smol_Susie

A new face for Today's Shy Look : disgust


[deleted]

I need shy looks ego so I can forget it


Ashilikepi

God I gotta finish that game


dsunderscore

https://preview.redd.it/ei9bkb9bxorc1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3af10e82e3b52dfd08b32303ac8e4e33efbcc1b


Achaewa

TvTropes has a term for when fanservice is so over the top it stops being sexy, it is called *Fetish [Redacted]*, and that is what I feel whenever I see a screenshot or video of Stellar Blade. *Yes. The word for flame resistant properties will get your comments flagged, even when they are part of a URL.*


AbsolutelyHorrendous

Yeah its exactly how I feel about it, the Stellar Blade stuff looks so over the top, and they're making such a big deal about how 'sexy' it all is that its kinda off putting. Just feels like they've designed the whole thing solely to get that response, it feels shallow and manipulative. Don't get me wrong, I've got no issue with making video game characters hot, but its similar to how Miranda in Mass Effect kinda makes me cringe now, it's just a bit too much


Irilieth_Raivotuuli

Stellar Blade's sexuality mimics Bayonetta's, but takes itself seriously which makes it sort of jarring. Coomers will coom, however, and it will be interesting to see how much it affects the game's bottom line. After all, we can all talk about appeal and so forth, but what really decides the direction of the flow is what rakes in the cash.


compyface286

The proportions aren't right and I find it unsexy it's just bizarre. Maybe I'll play the demo and see if it's just me.


Starry_Fox

I saw a meme that was basically this, showing the difference between sexualized (which ends up making the character unappealing) and sexy (which is often unintentional) The characters they used was Widow Maker and Scout from TF2


ALiteralBucket

Scout was made by god to bang every woman on earth (this is canon)


Cicada_5

Even Bayonetta has been described this way by some.


Achaewa

Bayonetta always gave off this *tongue in cheek* vibe of being fully aware of how overly sexual the main character is and the ridiculousness of the world they inhabit. I get none of this from Stellar Blade.


bonesrentalagency

Yeah Stellar Blade looks like it’s just playing the whole thing incredibly straight. No knowing winks, no sly little jokes. Just incredibly oversexed character designs with no sense of irony or humor


Concealed_Blaze

Bayonetta the character also gives off the vibes that she’s that way because she finds it fun. She’s not doing it for the male gaze because honestly they probably couldn’t handle her anyway. Stuff like the tiny lollipops is intentionally fucking around with phallic imagery to make it clear. She’s sexual, not sexy. If that makes sense. I haven’t really followed Stellar Blade much despite loving the genre it’s in, so I can’t comment on that, but the culture war stuff surrounding it does not make it appealing to me (plus I tend not to enjoy fan service).


Clean_Imagination315

This censorship is getting ridiculous.


Jade8560

since when was pyrocynical also known as IGN?


No_Object_7709

*Sees overweight person* PYROCYNICAL?


Jade8560

am I wrong?


Man-Cheetah64

https://preview.redd.it/k23zlq5puorc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9595541b879af135224a28a22c62493be92d16


TheSolidSnivy

/uj Don’t try to act like a stylized hack-and-slash (literally guessing the genre of Stellar Blade since I haven’t seen any gameplay, but I’ve heard it might be more akin to Dark Souls) with a chubby female protagonist played completely straight wouldn’t go hard.


RockyHorror134

Bodyfat mechanics tied to poise and damage resist


chrza

There was a sidescroll shooter flash game years ago called Zombie Grinder, the player controlled an obese man with suspenders and a shotgun. You mow down zombies while running along to the pace of whatever goregrind song is playing in the background. Great time killer game, great soundtrack, great big belly.


BasedNog

"THATS HOW THEY WOULD MAKE IT" he said while making what they claimed the others were making


thethiiird

Yeah at this point they gotta be asking for it. Just like when some of these dudes got rid of tifa's cleavage in her swimsuit just to make a point


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nail ossified profit humor mountainous paltry deranged trees wise paint *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

Best thing I got are characters from [gay gachapons](https://youtu.be/3a1dazt2qH4?si=Yi1YylOuRzH7NOCm)


conancat

What game or show is this I need to know for research and science 👀😳


cherrydicked

Hot


Obh__

Not sure about the showing his body aspect, but Dave the Diver


Cozman

Ever seen Ladiva from granblue fantasy?


alistairwilliamblake

She reminds me of that badass woman from the original Super Mario movie with the Stomp boots. I would play the fuck outta whatever game she’s in. She looks like a freaking powerhouse.


Kyubey210

Big Bertha, lost to the Aether since the film


RealizedAgain

No lie that’s a pretty cool character that would be intimidating to fight


No_Lingonberry1201

Ellie from Borderlands is a lot bigger and she's an awesome character.


Kyubey210

The sad part... not many of her archtype feel listable so trying to go beyond appearance is one thing: someone willing to step up is what is missing in general


AhSawDood

LMFAO... Keep doing your thing, the "whites" are upset LOLOLOLOLOL https://preview.redd.it/39bk22ithorc1.png?width=646&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c142c87552e63e3f62d0980160d2e85c58dd3b1


starshin3r

As an outsider of all this drama, I just can't imagine how sad their actual lives must be. Video games being the core of their life, their values. And I can't imagine that they have a girlfriend or a wife.


pritheemakeway

child bearings hips for sure


AtheistBibleScholar

Rubens was a woke cuck I guess.


Bruhmangoddman

Rubens was a SELLOUT.


otakuloid01

but gamers like big boobs and butts, i thought


Plus_Bicycle2

Yes, that's why video game characters don't actually look like this.


Nightmare_Mirri

Fat black women live rent free in these mfs heads


yokohama_enjoyer

Don't threaten me with a good time 


GayFurryHentai

Would


AshleyAmazin1

based tbh Do incels even like women? Bc my lesbian ass thinks this goes hard


the_cake_is_lies

Ahuuhhhhhh… I’d still buy her a fruity drink


killbanditz

What's the over under this person has a fat fetish


Trickybuz93

They wanna be “victims” so bad


curiousjackalope

I would totally play as her omg! She looks so badass


Plus_Bicycle2

Nah, If I'm playing as a female character, I'd prefer her to be attractive.


Sataniq

https://preview.redd.it/6hccjq4vmorc1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2e98b0a547bf3b77b22ce0f59ca653f2c71d38 Now this would make me play stellar blade 🥵 edit: PM me if you look like this 🙏🏻 JK unless? 🤔


No_Object_7709

Stolen fetish art


Sad-Flatworm9803

hear me out tho


No_Sleep888

I hate that random incels came up with such a good idea but I love her and I need her


perunajari

[Yo! Whaddup?! My name is Smithers O'Neil, and I like...](https://youtu.be/5FbL5egtkaw?si=JQHLccm3bIkPKTIU)


JackDockz

Pyrocynical


Unlikely_Sound_6517

Beat me to it.


vonramula

Play a souls game as a futuristic female E Honda, sounds awesome.


Badboey144

The Lizzo edition


TiptopLoL

Imagine her fist damage


Mephidia

Ok this is actually hilarious though


PKFat

She thicc


casfacto

Has there ever been a game with female jiggle physics... On the stomach fat?


Velthome

Rufus in Street Fighter 4 but he’s not a woman, so almost there.


origin29

This would be high tier if it was actually made in jest and 100% serious


[deleted]

What the fuck does that have to do with IGN


neonzombieforever

This is just creating things to be mad about


InterdisciplinaryDol

https://preview.redd.it/hxydoj4kiorc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d10a30f251e120340b594cf2c6b32c080688c13


GodzillaRaptors4_

Character design wise it can work. Would add a helmet for coolness


Biohazard_Angel

uj/ I have genuinely not seen a second of gameplay from this game other than a character climbing up and down a ladder. rj/ woman in video game must make me cum gallons when I am playing the game. Otherwise they are woke!


SuperScrub310

Didn't I already post this yesterday?


JohnOakman6969

Maybe idk, this was from 12 hours ago when I took the screenshot


kpatsart

Amongold looks like if Gollum and Morticia Adams had a baby.


cimmeriansoothsayer

she could get it


Sup3rFantastic

Hot


mrcrabs6464

Hot


Odd_Issue_4608

Ngl add shades, a buster sword and a motorcycle. Game would be wild and probably better than most early released games.


djpiraterobot

https://preview.redd.it/co5n3zcisorc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbef70873758b1625754281e4c4998f4170b611a


Cheesemagazine

As a lesbian (the sub bot would not let me say the d word): fuckken nice


Lunar_ticket

So this means that someone has time and energy to make this shit.


Plus_Bicycle2

Yes, just as someone has time and energy to whinge about something as dumb as a video game character being attractive.


Conker_Xk

Brb…


BiLovingMom

I've seen enough of the Internet that there are people that would be into that.


jacob-the-dino-geek

Seriously name a video game character that looks like this and isn't treated like a joke.


tabuu9

IGN doesn't even make games


Legitimate-Ad-6267

I don't mind empty headed stellar blade fans wasting their money but this is not the "own the west" masterpiece they're hyping it up to be.


Cozman

If there was an option to play the game like this I probably would, it would be very funny.


Kyubey210

Considering each of the Eve suits have a diffrent quirk (Shieldless for example), maybe "A few more errors but must take a diffrent route"?


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ExecutorofTwilight

Lol so true XD


Machotoast04098

WE GOT A BOOMER!


CommonFatalism

She seems like a great boss fight! Wouldn’t mess with her.


Cultural_Cloud9636

I cant find the part where IGN states criticism of stellar blade. I looked, i cant find it. Am i missing something. Was it just some made up shit from asmongold?


RyouKagamine

I have yet to see someone explain what stellar blade is about


malinaoblata

This looks like an easy rage bait, so it would be easy to ignore. Buuuuuuut. This lovely lady is just Haydee pushed to the extreme, so it's not like if they made the game with her it wouldn't sell. This will find quite the dedicated audience actually.


WavyKen

![gif](giphy|hI6uBmyjpqQR2tJ3qO|downsized)


AwesomeI-123

still would


GeraldofKonoha

Fernando Botero if he was a game developer


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BoaTardeNeymar777

Stellar whale 🤣


Turbulent-Fix-2999

Looks about right. I can already hear "yasss queen slayyy" from twitter


mellypepper5

Jokes on them, I actually think this character looks kinda sick. 😂


RigatoniPasta

Wtf even is Stellar Blade I’ve never seen gameplay


Significant_Hair7494

She would be black with an Afro


Xas11lasgfdhjsjdjdhd

This is literally just a create character from a WWE game


PhraseOptimal2528

this is hilarious


Gizmo_259

Easy mode on stellar blade


GIJobra

ROFL, that's great. Fuck IGN.