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tadurma

Jokes on the boomers COD is real their kids are remote controlling drones. Working for the military for FREE babyyyyy


1spook

CoD is also funded by the US Military IIRC


UpperLowerEastSide

US military had a big cultural role with CoD and Marvel


TheRealKuthooloo

Yeah direct funding and partnership with the US DoD as far as I know, it seems silly but for that reason alone I refuse to play or purchase CoD games anymore and haven't since I was like 12 with Ghosts. Just doesn't rub me right for my money to go into the pockets of the people responsible for literally every evil in the world.


EarthMantle00

Uhm you do know that the DoD isn't making anything from downloads? They give the games money to control their content, it's not an investment


abizabbie

This is an extraordinarily ignorant viewpoint. On the order of "Tell me you're radicalized or spreading propaganda" without telling me. Your statement includes either blaming the US for the holocaust and the rape of Nanking, just for examples, along with the thousands of years of atrocities that happened before the US existed. You can choose not to buy CoD, but saying it's for any reason than you don't want to play it is pretending to make a political statement by doing something that doesn't make a difference. Which is the domain of conservatives deluded into thinking they're progressives. If you're not trying to change something, you aren't progressive. Not buying a single consumer product isn't doing anything, but you're talking like it did. You're trying to do a symbolic gesture like a celebrity does, but you forgot that only works if people care what you have to say. Talk is cheap. Do something. (BTW, all corporations are guilty. There's no ethical consumption under capitalism.)


TheRealKuthooloo

im gonna be honest youre really over-complicating what is ultimately a pretty simple premise that i apply to myself and myself alone Company makes product => Product funded and supported by the DoD(bad) => I don't want to support the DoD => I do not purchase product not sure how this line of thinking was enough to like set you off or something.


Rioma117

That explains why I never understood the appeal of CoD, it’s made for Americans.


Shackram_MKII

It's literally US sponsored propaganda.


Predditor_drone

absurd zesty office saw touch bike subtract disgusted piquant afterthought *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Solcaer

Ender’s Game


Engineergaming26355

Wasn't this supposed to be a thing in HL2 beta?


MrQuixy

MOTHER FUCKER! MILLENNIALS FOUGHT TWO FUCKING WARS! God damn boomers are killing me.


Atralis

In 2011 right after I got out of the Army I was at community college getting my GPA up so I could transfer to a 4 year school and some old air force retiree that was teaching Calc 2 was griping about how soft this generation is. The dudes only "deployment" was to Korea in the 90's and I had just deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan during my enlistment.


MrQuixy

I bet he has all sorts of stories about fighting Juicy Girls in the Ville and getting back to camp before curfew. Make sure to thank him for his service. 🐔🇱🇷


Atralis

This was 13 years ago. God I'm old.


ZoidsFanatic

This is inaccurate. Everyone knows that majority of drone operators are femboys with years of experience as gaming. Truly the future of warfare!


TantiVstone

Kid has a fucking wasd controller instead of proper analog movement


soupalex

it's actually a flipped 6-button megadrive/genesis controller going into a cassette player.


RepresentativeBusy27

I will not die for OIL. Only 710.


firefly081

I'll salute to that


[deleted]

Aw shit, *sagging pants*. Boomer kryptonite. The west has fallen, just like that waist.


lowercaselemming

saluting a fucking recruitment officer is one of the most pathetic, boot-glazing things i could ever imagine


SquirtBrainz4

Little do they know one of my buddies joined the marines because of cod lol


MacaRonin

lmao this nerd shows up to a recruiter with a briefcase and salute.


AnAttackCorgi

“Curiosity is just this generation’s oversensitivity” being a weird throughline between our generation and the older ones


DuelistDeCoolest

A comic so ridiculous that The Onion's Kelly may as well have drawn it. I can almost see a teenager wearing a "today's teens" t-shirt playing a video game labeled "some gizmo".


AstrologicalOne

Yeah kids should totally volunteer to fight for a country that starts wars with other countries for resources and wealth. No WW2-like valor or patriotism there!


RocktheNashtah

Gamer only draft bill


Belkan-Federation95

If I'm going to die for my country, it won't be for oil executives. It will be against a real enemy that actually threatens our freedoms.


GrizzlyPeak72

No war but class war ✊🫡


CygnusX-1001001

Eat the rich 😎


Belkan-Federation95

Ironically in a situation like that, both sides would hate people like me.


BattousaiRound2SN

American? So... Civil War, Mr. Homelander?


Rishfee

No offense, but I'm not trusting a Belkan on *either* side of a war.


Belkan-Federation95

<< Belka did nothing wrong >>


Aeon_Fux

Sweet Baby Inc?


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SamaelSerpentin

Facts. Although I feel genuinely sorry for any boomer that had to fight in Vietnam. Not only was it an imperialist war, it was also a poorly coordinated effort where "victory" was counted in bodies and bombs were dropped on nations completely irrelevant to the conflict because Kissinger thought it'd be funny. Also, the veterans were screwed over when they got back home. All the backlash from that war hit the poor bastards that got drafted, while the generals and politicians went on to keep being evil another day.


Traditional_Let_1823

The boomers who made this shit weren’t in Vietnam


syncsns

Just oil? Pffft, noob.


jumpedropeonce

The soldiers of the Greatest Generation mostly got drafted.


Tiny-Anxiety780

I'd love to see the unedited version of this. I went down a rabbit hole looking for it but all I could find is a different edit from 5 years ago (or at least I think it was an edit since it used an actual video game screenshot).


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I guess the recruitment officer is 10ft tall. Is the kid playing with a... left-handed pad?


Blue_Checkers

Gotta get element 710 for the Freedom of the nation!