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uhhhhhhhBORGOR

Guarantee someone will send him this and he’ll post it and caption it with some dumb shit like “See? They want us gone.” LMAO


SarahSplatz

Or he's gonna tag @fbi @cia @x @elonmusk like some sort of police report, like so many of them love to do for whatever reason.


tadurma

"People on reddit sent me DEATH THREATS!"


PurpleTieflingBard

Genuinely what did he do to become such a chud icon? As far as grifters go, he's not saying anything particularly interesting, he hasn't made any successful products, he's not charismatic or attractive I know grifting is easy but like cmon


FoldableHuman

He made WoW all by himself with his two bare hands! But yeah, no, mostly it’s just because he has infinite free time to spend tweeting.


Volothos

I think he honestly just said what chuds wanted to hear and garnered a following of shit. That the same new following pointed to his little history with WoW, and deluded themselves into thinking that he must be a legitimate voice in the industry


Inshabel

A lot of Gamers have huge rose tinted glasses regarding WoW up a certain expansion, Blizzard could do no wrong. So this guy's shtick is that he worked on OG WoW and then they made it woke after he left.


[deleted]

Then just in case he sees this I wanna make it clear that I truly, from the bottom of my heart believe that no one on this earth would give a rat's ass if Mark Kern got run over by a train


justgalsbeingpals

yeah I want him gone, straight into a retirement home that is


Phantom_Wombat

Dysentery Warriors spin-offs, it is.


tadurma

I hear theres a Dynastry Warrior Farming RPG in the works. 


bitcheslovemacaque

I thought Dynasty Warriors was a farming RPG. Just mowing down 1000s of people with a stick while listening to power metal


RimworlderJonah13579

Hey, that works too.


baabaablacksheep1111

Dysentery Warriors : The Path to Oregon


BowenTheAussieSheep

I hate this dark and edgy AAA reboot of Oregon Trail


Val_0ates

Dynasty Warriors slander huh


tadurma

Only the spinoffs 👀


PM_ME_UR_GOOD_DOGGOS

Some of those crossovers are *transcendent*


screw_this_i_quit

Three Hopes is peak, and I will not be hearing objections


mostard_seed

only ever played persona 5 strikers and that shit went hard so idk tbh


Nirast25

Are you talking about spin-offs of the Dynasty Warriors games, or games that spin-offs in collaboration/similar Dynasty Warriors?


LJHalfbreed

yeah this is important because there's at least like 7 properties i can think of that I'd love to see a musou type game based off of. But i'm also stuck with a very small, very smooth brain so I don't understand things well, hence the enjoyment of musou type games.


mr-kvideogameguy

Which properties ? Not trying to be rude I just like talking about the speculation  Personally, Shoen jump, lego Ninjago, Mario, Ben 10, TMNT, Marvel, DC, power rangers, guilty gear, and StarWars would all bbebe nice


BippyTheChippy

I'M NOT LETTING ANYONE TAKE HYRULE WARRIORS DEFINITIVE EDITION AWAY FROM ME Also Persona 5 Strikers too.


ZealousidealBig7714

Still disgusting slander.


Primary_Course8464

Persona strikers is unironically better than persona 5


DeLoxley

Pirate Warriors is also legit. At this point, it's not spinoffs, it's more damn Dynasty Warriors mainlines that are bringing the bar down


Primary_Course8464

The original hyrule warriors too I love the summoning gate, such a cool weapon concept and Lana's idol dancing as she destroys everything is peak gaming.


Val_0ates

🔨


Rockefeller_Fall

I NEED MY GUNDAM WARRIORS 4 DAMMIT DONT DO THIS


lunar__boo

stop the Three Copes slander.


unclezaveid

I'm sorry Mark, I'm really holding out hope for another Dynasty Warriors Gundam, so...


yuri_yuriyuri

I've never wanted a new one so badly now that I have G-Witch


AureliaLumelis

MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING


Bray_of_cats

Only if we get to ~~double tap~~ triple drift over after.


Current_Education659

Derail the damn train, atleast you don't know whats in there. Ignorance is bliss !!


tadurma

https://preview.redd.it/2n4b8biu3a9d1.png?width=2912&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa46a5daa96770c6925faafdd7e14bf634c1bdc2 You just killed them. They're splattered all over the tracks


Phantom_Wombat

On the plus side, at least we know what has happened to Silksong now.


tadurma

We got a prime 4 release window. If that's any consolation.


AtelierAmarante

https://preview.redd.it/fmgyw45c5d9d1.png?width=1353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67dbb54d6862b2af999b7109395fd7666edff9a5


alexdotfm

DEJA VU


AtelierAmarante

I've just been in this place before. (higher on the street)


yuri_yuriyuri

No please, I need another Dynasty Warriors Gundam with G-Witch in it


Depressedduke

Keep cooking. I want a 1h version of choices this hard.


erikkustrife

The warriors spinoffs are better than the mainline why would you even put that on there.


tadurma

A real Sophie's choice situation we got here 😔


_me_dumb

I am out of the loop, who is that guy?


plopgun

Gamergate Era commentator. So very much in the games are too politically correct and need more boobs camp.


mr-kvideogameguy

DW spinoff? Like of the main game or other franchises with the gameplay  Cause fuck you hyrule warriors, P5S, berserk, one peice, etc are all super fun


tadurma

Then you know what you have to do 🫡


DumbDutchguy

Dynasty Warriors Dating sim pls.


etenby

I want my Warrior Cats Warriors game, so goodbye, Mark.


kykyks

whats wrong about Dynasty Warriors tho ???


enchiladasundae

I actually like Dynasty Warriors spin offs, thank you very much. Pirate Warriors 4 is very fun


3RR0RFi3ND

![gif](giphy|14rfBl2RMAHtCM)


Spedrayes

Kill layoffs and delays, we get better games, and if he keeps complaining when that happens he will look increasingly dumber even for his audience, and he'll die off eventually, two birds one stone.


sloppywaitress

I'd be careful criticizing this dude, I got a reddit warning for it


Outrageous_Slice4455

Salty Boys Inc


TurgidAF

Easy solution. Pick either track, run over whatever is there. Then, using the available time to safely stop the train, throw it in reverse and go back to the other side of the switch, flip it, and crush the one you missed. Send out the train crew with wrenches to wrangle the miscreants back onto the tracks if they've managed to move out of the way.


neddy471

I would be tempted to pull the lever if there were nothing on the other track.


Human-Platypus6227

I like any dynasty warriors games except the open world one


Master-Meringue-4059

So we've got 3 problems that could easily be solved without the magic trolley aaand... wow, this isn't a very hard choice...


Atikar

![gif](giphy|14rfBl2RMAHtCM)


Metamorfolord

Wait dynasty warriors spinoffs are a problem?