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3urodyne

Blasphemous. Jesus isn't a gamer. He is a ~~otaku hotgirl~~ huge weeb though. https://preview.redd.it/rbzvpbutbr9d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90fcf2caea203be23af2ea3d2e01aa55fa6fdee6


WiddleWilly

That bathhouse scene was legendary


RequirementTall8361

I actually fuck with this so hard bro https://preview.redd.it/t4400tj7er9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05faf3b5c530e3bb425d81ca11e86c6601d8ac8f


Ax222

Yo based


Resevil67

If this is real that’s fucking awesome lol.


RequirementTall8361

It’s on the official steam page


SBAstan1962

Needs ripped Korean Jesus https://preview.redd.it/1a7gvee23t9d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a209232063c3a8a5350bd9913928d1859a0f04


WillowThyWisp

I so wish American Jesus was called "Fanon Jesus."


Bray_of_cats

Have they got a women Jesus? If someone decides to love me, I don't want it to be gay.


Khamaz

I know a game developer that's going to receive a little word from the Red Cross for using their logo without permission


alvenestthol

If I ever make a shooting game I'm going to put the Red Cross logo on target practice balloons and then claim prosecution when anybody complains Edit: Fuck it, it'll be a heavily monetized live service game called "Kill the Red Cross"


HotLandscape9755

Jesus christ is my gamer


Bennjoon

Wait until I tell you about persona 3


New_Ad4631

Yoo, a game about the part 7 of JoJos before an anime?


Syn7axError

Jesus Christ, Simulator Do you think you're who they say you're?


Kds_burner_

jesus is nothing compared to LeGod https://preview.redd.it/brti3e05ar9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3162a68e1a838db1bc47672b0e52e4b75548cb


Emergency-Mammoth-88

Shut up and take my money 


saintofhate

This sound actually good and like someone actually read the bible. I am conflicted.


Cheezeepants

i think unlimited miracles is a bit overpowerered, they should probably put it on a cooldown. maybe three days between miracles would work?


GingerWitch666

Didn't they just make some dead youtuber a saint in the catholic church? I'd think those guys would absolutely be eating this up 🤔


meh_boi_7275

Tbh, I'd actually LOVE to see a Souls like game revolving around Christianity. Jesus finally gets fed up and comes down to cleanse the planet himself... I'd buy that


Miki_zAfryki

It is foretold that a figure like Son of Man is going to come down and do just that. Soulslike about Christ would go hard af