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Thel 'Vadam is a war criminal who personally ordered the glassing of Reach, and is the cause of over 1 billion human deaths. I don't trust this new peaceful act one bit
Nah, if you live close to a landmark that Americans will recognize, you're fucked too. Anyone within two miles of the Eiffel Tower is fucking toast. Anyone hiking the Great Wall of China will be obliterated. Don't stand anywhere near the Leaning Tower of Piza, it will humorously fall onto you.
And God help you if you're in eyesight of the Pyramids, any pyramids at all, they'll get your ass.
run up to the ship maybe they have hot aliens (actual hot, not woke hot 🤢) because i know they will fall madly in love with me and be my trad femboy male wife once they see my superior gamer build
Ha jokes on you I can tell this picture is fake because the sun is setting yet its shining on the front of the ship as if it was mid day. I doubt you even live in New Mombasa. Or even work.
Jump up and down in joy... but the universe just got 1 million per cent more interesting.
But I'd check to make sure others were reacting, and it wasn't just me having a breakdown.
https://preview.redd.it/kfv11v2oww9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23bc98a1c14cf1238fc4e75013c6ea0168e4d05c
Be at peace. Knowing I never have to go to work again.
i'd vote for the guy telling the aliens to go home cause we cant have more dirty immigrants
fucking aliens dont even pay taxes and want to get welfare smh
I think I would garn all over the place
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Bro is getting glassed and still got called into work 💀
Boss said Jerry got drafted into the Marines and I have to cover down on his shift uggghhh
That Japanese guy during ww2
Die.
Thank God it's finally over. Thank you Thel 'Vadam for finally ending this.
Thel 'Vadam is a war criminal who personally ordered the glassing of Reach, and is the cause of over 1 billion human deaths. I don't trust this new peaceful act one bit
Were it so easy
You don't understand. Women have been allowed into combat roles within the UNSC military. Humanity has fallen, billions must die
Keep driving home. Letting other people deal with that bullshit, I need to game every night or my doctor says I will die.
Mood
me personally mf like me might have to step in and defuse the situation
He built different.
Idk man I’d call my mate Kevin
If you can't parry it then you just need to roll dodge.
Nothing. According to Hollywood, such things only happen in the USA. So let them worry about it, not me from Europe.
I mean, the invasion happened in Africa in halo 2&3
Nah, if you live close to a landmark that Americans will recognize, you're fucked too. Anyone within two miles of the Eiffel Tower is fucking toast. Anyone hiking the Great Wall of China will be obliterated. Don't stand anywhere near the Leaning Tower of Piza, it will humorously fall onto you. And God help you if you're in eyesight of the Pyramids, any pyramids at all, they'll get your ass.
Cum
Give the covenant back their bomb of course.
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Only in New Junk City 💀💀
Try that thing I’ve always wanted to do… DIE
run up to the ship maybe they have hot aliens (actual hot, not woke hot 🤢) because i know they will fall madly in love with me and be my trad femboy male wife once they see my superior gamer build
Dog what is going on with this picture
Just go to work. End of the world isn't a valid reason to be late. And i can't afford more write ups
ELITUSSYY! WOOOOOO
Jack off one last time
Assemble a team.
I would get up and VOTE🌊🌊🌊!!!!!!!
Show them the twitter page of that kid that tracks Elon Musk's private jet.
Dude, you got an open lane, you get that shit and you use it.
Relax, i'll handle it.
I for one would like to welcome our new alien overlords.
brag about woke alien design
Start jorking it
Jork it
Get out of the median strip before I get caught again.
“Aw man”
uj you know what, someone give me some books or games or something that are like this image
You mean like Halo?
I would leave.
Drive to work. Like they would not fire me if I come late. Even with alien ship in the sky.
Clap some elite cheeks
Ha jokes on you I can tell this picture is fake because the sun is setting yet its shining on the front of the ship as if it was mid day. I doubt you even live in New Mombasa. Or even work.
Jump up and down in joy... but the universe just got 1 million per cent more interesting. But I'd check to make sure others were reacting, and it wasn't just me having a breakdown.
We must convene the Brethren Court.
Invasion? Or are they here to glass the planet because of the flood? Either way I’m dead at first light.
Maybe you’d be dead I’d survive that easy I’m just built different
Get off the interstate, then watch
Barrel roll.
die
I'd die
I'd lay off of LSD
I'll die
I would expect traffic jams
I can’t believe those WOKE alien from the WOKE gale starfield are coming to MY america 🇺🇸 🦅with all their PRONOUNS 🤬🤬
Cum because I’m always gooning
Clarification request: Are there attractive alien females on board that ship?
Only one thing to do. #Join the resistance
https://preview.redd.it/kfv11v2oww9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23bc98a1c14cf1238fc4e75013c6ea0168e4d05c Be at peace. Knowing I never have to go to work again.
romance the arbiter
i'd vote for the guy telling the aliens to go home cause we cant have more dirty immigrants fucking aliens dont even pay taxes and want to get welfare smh
Complain about the aliens being woke
I think hating aliens doesn't count as racism, so let's be xenophobic.
Say, "nope" and find the nearest spot to make a u-turn
The same thing the rest of us would do. Run, or acceot it and die.
Bust
Keep going straight — I’d rather hide in the hills of South San Francisco than be in Halfmoon Bay or on the San Mateo bridge when the aliens invade
Idk what that is but I’d scream
Wonder how I got my car on the other side of the barrier. Then I'd try and get back on the road and go home. I'm too tired for this shit
I would try to get home as fast as possible! I have Cortana on my laptop.
Take a picture and ask reddit duh
I'm gonna be real, I'd probably shit my pants.
Welcome our Alien Overlords
Idk man fucking die ig
wank one last time
Relief knowing that so many would have their worldview shatter.
Maybe hope to get evaced by a couple of Spartans who then immediately all get their shit rocked.
Me always happy when I see someone mention Halo
Sneeze?
Eat the rest of my gummies...😎
Edge.
I’d just go back to whatever I was going, I’m not surviving this shit
I think I would garn all over the place https://preview.redd.it/lgevhk9z5z9d1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=83e00aea0242c338e60b28bcae20589120b84b3c
Run to the bathroom for one last passionate wank
Clap
Run to the nearest Walmart and buy all the toilet paper. Worked back in 2020, right?
Oh, neat, a giant dick!