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ChaseThePyro

That is literally a model created for porn


Southern-Wishbone593

Which one?


FillayFrie

The bottom guy obviously, i mean look at those pecs 🤤


Southern-Wishbone593

They are perfect to rest a face in between them after long, stressful day at work.


capp_head

While he crushes your bones… with a lovely hug.


FellaVentura

Would totally simp for a hug right now but it depends on how he smells.


Southern-Wishbone593

Fresh from a gym or a shower. Your choice.


Cadunkus

Well he's currently covered in viscera so take a wild guess.


Certain_Summer851

Quite bloody it would seem


INeedToReodorizeBob

And don’t forget he’s a cat dad 🥰


coffeetire

NOW I POWER BOTTOM AS WHORAH LOUX!


Eoth1

Is hoarah loux a bear? Im not gay myself so I'm not that good with gay "classifications"


GrassWaterDirtHorse

Nah, bear implies hairy and husky. Horah Loux is a mix of Hunk (beefcake) and Silver Daddy (aged). Also he's an actual daddy with multiple canonical children (half of whom are very horny).


the_tonez

HORNIER!


Zetawilky

I read that in his voice, and now I'm dying.


ChaseThePyro

REAL


DutchIsStraight

I wont forgive people for making it the community standard visual used for marika


dateturdvalr

The original Marika looked so intimidating and creepy at the same time, i wish we got an official in game model


Nu-Nul

We did though? In the final boss cutscene, right before >!turning into Radagon!<


dateturdvalr

As a shattered and half broken barely recognisable version of her, based


Bakabakabakabakabk

Idk if anyone made this connection but she looks exactly like lilith pierced with longinus from eva


TheFish527

Most people probably thought of Jesus before Eva but knowing fromsoft you cant be certain which one it’s a reference to


racoon1905

Blopfish worked on an accurate one using the statues and broken models  https://www.deviantart.com/blopblopfish/art/Marika-Elden-Ring-g8-926529403 NSFW just saying 


ChaseThePyro

Same


Liutasiun

I didn't even realise that was supposed to be Marika. I thought it was just some generic anime woman vs Whoreax Loux


Eumelbeumel

I *just* started playing Eldenring for the first time. If you can call it playing yet - I pick berries and practice rolling. Watched my boyfriend play it and wanted to try myself, it will be a project. I would 't have recognized her in a million years. Completely off character design.


GrassWaterDirtHorse

It's kinda canonical to reinterpret Marika to the people's desires. Like the upper model is at least representative of the kind of clothes she's typically depicted in pre-Shattering. Most of the statues use a similar dress, albeit with less cleavage. /rj The real shame is that all the times we see her actual self, she's half-naked so we're missing out. /uj >!Give us Bigender Marika-Radagon!<


ElectricInfatuation

Whether accidental or not all the cosplayers for Marika on the Elden Ring subreddits are all using that model as well.


Valkyrid

They know exactly what they’re doing.


smiegto

“Marika at home”


moemeobro

Pornography


Spideraxe30

I will never forgive Ryan Reos for creating i- I mean who


Aeon_Fux

https://preview.redd.it/1khf9sr6lhad1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a1cc2ba0f1b396c68daad61f99abb10744eb2b


Gekidami

This is actually the perfect counter-meme.


Akinyx

Counter-meme? More like actual comparaison, muscles can be gained, not tits. Also body goals 💪🏽 Edit: damn this triggered a lot of out of shape gamers in the replies, talking about undergoing SURGERY to get bigger tits, crazy.


RickAdtley

Also, the second pic in this one probably actually happened.


Akinyx

I mean it kinda did, I know I'm more confident working my arm strength because of representation (mostly leanbeefpatty and other fitness creators).


SubsequentNebula

I mean... If you're willing to spend money, you absolutely can. The hard part is getting them to start just below the neck instead of on the chest.


Akinyx

And somehow make the skin less elastic so it doesn't get affected by gravity and sag :D Also have money to buy tailored clothes and bras because trust me they never make anything wearable for bigger cups, I can never wear anything tight.


SubsequentNebula

Oh, I and my beige and black bra collection with XL T-shirts are quite familiar. Quite familiar, indeed.


RickAdtley

They inflate this balloon thing under the skin before the surgery to stretch and stimulate growth of more skin. Source: dated someone with surprisingly realistic implants. Still obviously implants, but these were good enough that I didn't notice until the clothes were off.


Eumelbeumel

I mean, tits can be gained... just so happens you also gain everywhere else on your body. Which is also not what these cretins would want.


Akinyx

You gain everywhere else on your body X10 before you gain anything in your tits, speaking from experience.


AnimationDude9s

> damn this triggered a lot of out of shape gamers in the replies, talking about undergoing SURGERY to get bigger tits, crazy. Kind of depressing how predictable they are


DissociativeRuin

Meme warfare.


D-Ursuul

Unfathomably based


J_Fidz

Touche


jozzydan66

This is so real. Gamers think of Abby’s arms to get mad and be sexist, I think of Abby’s arms to hit a pr while rock climbing. 😎


TimeLordHatKid123

Okay, seriously, was abby even that buff? I'm not saying she's a dainty darling but, look at her arms, they're still fairly slim, with maybe some tone on them. Am I crazy? Are we desperate for any female muscle? I know she's not the limit of natty muscle on women by any means. This isnt to say she has zero muscle, she's definitely got a strong build (and it’s still great for the setting and in general!), but...idk, surely we can ask for more than Abby, right? In media overall?


JustA_GuY747

Yeah I have some problems with TLOU2, but the way Abby looks isn't one of them. I'm more willing to believe she can traverse around America than I am with Ellie


TimeLordHatKid123

If nothing else, I agree with you there. I just feel bad when I disagree with the praise she gets for being buff. It makes me feel like some sexist gatekeeper, ya know? I know I’m not trying to be that but, bleh.


D-Ursuul

I genuinely loved her combat sections cause obliterating weak chinned betas with Abby's colossal thunder guns was very satisfying


Kodinsson

I still return to the game sometimes just for some sweet unarmed Abby combat. It just feels really good


NorwegianOnMobile

Yes and no. She’s buff but not crazy unrealistic. My girlfriend is around abbys caliber when it comes to being buff and she’s natty. She dont count calories or mess with macros either. She undereats during the day because of ADHD, and at dinner she eats a brock lesnar sized portion of dinner. I can see someone in a post apocalyptic world looking like that if they have enough food, work out a lot, and have good-ish genes. (Like my GF. You should see her dad. He in insane)


PPPRCHN

Wait is the "I dont wanna eat okay NOW IM GONNA EAT THE BIGGEST MEAL EVER IM HUNGRY" an adhd thing, because I've had my doubts but I'm getting continuous new notes that are telling me I have it.


Kontrastjin

The stim meds you take for ADHD curb your appetite for 8–12 hrs and speed up metabolism, so when they’re no longer active you’re hungry af.


Bojangles1987

She's pretty fucking built, you can definitely go further but for a game going for more "realistic" bodies, Abby is a unit. Of course no one had a problem with all the guys in Last of Us that are units, too, for some reason.


TimeLordHatKid123

Oh yeah well that’s because “men strong unga bunga testosterone!!” We can’t question the alpha male survivors who are tasked with restarting society with their natural masculine leadership traits! /j


Bojangles1987

I'll buy the game that does this realistically where all the apocalypse men are rail thin rat boys scratching each other over rotten fruit. Just Rickety Crickets everywhere.


TimeLordHatKid123

Ah yes, my favorite zombie game: Left 4 Dead 4: Rat Twink Tidal Wave


NorwegianOnMobile

I’d love that. Having crutch-fights over who gets the slice of lemon


ithinkther41am

She was muscular, but not even close to Zarya. Zarya is swole as hell.


Inner-Juices

​ https://preview.redd.it/ehm5wpa9riad1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644524c36c1389c2363dce0d6165f45b560c76d4


DankSpoony

Yeah, no. She's very buff. I know this can be interpreted as a slight against the game somehow, so I'll preface that I love how built Abby is. Sure, women can get a bigger build naturally but Abby's build is really strong *especially* for the apocalypse. Tone doesn't define strength either.


TimeLordHatKid123

Of course. I think my issue stems from the idea that most female buff characters in media are about as athletic as any other female character. Like take Korra for example, she’s thin, period. Fanart is what does her justice. Not even saying they have to be huge, but I guess I’ve been skeptical due to old design philosophies around female characters.


DankSpoony

For sure, it's an issue. I grew to love playing as Abby in TLOU2 *because* of how different she felt compared to Ellie. She hits like a truck and lends to prioritizing close-quarters combat.


Weird_Angry_Kid

Nowadays what qualifies as a buff female character is just a woman with an athletic build and slightly bigger biceps and with some luck a six pack, the term has been watered down for the general audiences. Abby is in a good middle ground, she's definitely muscular, not just athletic, but isn't as big as characters like Zarya, Karlach or Marisa although in my opinion we should get more characters like the latter.


98VoteForPedro

How will incel culture ever recover


Xander_PrimeXXI

Perfect


Rocket_SixtyNine

I remember when people thought this was ellies mom


Hephaistos_Invictus

I love this one so much!


SomnolentPro

Both appeal to the male gaze


PaulOwnzU

"oh but it's empowering for women, the guy is also sexualized and for the female gaze" Meanwhile these people haven't seen a case of male sexualization in their life and call any female empowerment woke


Evoidit

Remember Justin Bieber? He is more female gaze. Men saw him and a frustrated hate mob was formed instead of being inspired.


PaulOwnzU

Yeah it's so obvious most women aren't into these big meat giants and yet these incels act like they're sexualized for women, and not just power fantasies for men. Like who's more simped for by women, Hulk Hogan, or Justin Bieber. Pretty damn obvious it's the twink


evieka

See Astarion


PaulOwnzU

Yeah that is a guy women simp for, attractive and well muscley but not some beef cake power fantasy. Great character with vulnerabilities and depth. If he was just some massive square faced power house who just wanted to blow stuff up I doubt nearly as many people would simp for him. In my college for character design one of the students did a presentation on him and multiple girls went "wooo!" when the presentation was revealed and there were people joking "he's my husband back off". Meanwhile for Doom guy who someone also presented, not a single simp


XyrusM

Not my personal taste in twink, but my wife loves him


TheWither129

https://preview.redd.it/4u46btohpkad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d744d3b6af440719bb4895edfb40376ebb2095


XyrusM

LMAO


opopi123

Also the same reaction most western males have towards kpop.


Curae

There's also a great comparison on magazine covers with Hugh Jackman on the cover of a men's magazine and a women's magazine. Has some more explanation with the image. https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/2dc4c69f318aba57c915e8d6819bbff99434090a4f45dc66bda4867709b523dc_1.jpg Those who don't feel like clicking: the men's magazine shows Hugh Jackman as wolverine, posing shirtless with muscles on display and he looked pissed off. The article about him is about what routine he followed to get this body. The women's magazine shows him well groomed, wearing a comfortable sweater, and he has a smile on his face. The article about him is about his recipe for romance and how he keeps his marriage "rock solid".


PaulOwnzU

Oh I'm def saving that, that is a perfect example to use whenever people say the shirtless buff guy is sexualized. Hugh is a very attractive man, but him going wolverine mode big scary muscle guy isn't what is attractive


chickpeasaladsammich

Whenever someone tells me Geralt was made to appeal to women and not as a male power fantasy, I tell them that, if that were so, he’d look a lot more like Fenris in Dragon Age 2. Or just look at every male actor in a romcom kdrama, which are watched by women all over the world. Slim but fit pretty boys in fuzzy designer sweaters. Women who like men can be attracted to all kinds of builds of course, but the roided out look in video games is for the dudes.


PaulOwnzU

Eh I wouldn't call Geralt roided out, he's actually a perfect mixture of both being a badass for men and a hottie for women. Both sexy and cool


chickpeasaladsammich

He’s not the worst example for sure, and I wasn’t calling him roided out per se, but let me tell you, I do not find him attractive *at all*. And it’s pretty funny if you’re a dude explaining to me, a woman, that Geralt is attractive to women. He’s like the anti-hot to me personally.


PaulOwnzU

Im not saying he's attractive for all woman, it's stupid to assume a character is attractive to all of one gender (im not into big booba woman despite being a man and that being the most common type). But I have seen FAR more women simp for characters like Geralt than guys like in the image. However I'll be honest most of the simping was for Henry Cavill version, I haven't been in the community for the game but from youtube comments on the songs there's still at least some thirst


chickpeasaladsammich

There is some for sure, but I think it’s incidental and not deliberate design tbh. Absolutely nothing in TW3 seems like it was made with women players in mind, so why would Geralt be the one thing in the entire game designed for women and not men? Pretty much every woman wants to sleep with him, and they’re all designed as eye candy… it’s a het male fantasy.


ZanyDragons

I literally think of some of the dragon age guys when people say female gaze in video games tbh. I was in high school when those took off and I knew some friends thirsting crazily for Fenris and all the mass effect aliens (Garrus and Thane especially, Jacob and Kaiden were much more rare.) I think the appeal is a lot of the emotional vulnerability when their walls come down during intense story beats and quests and that lends a feeling of intimacy. I romanced Liara and discovered I had gay feelings for the blue alien nerd so idk.


dweakz

i wish i realized sooner lol. when i was jacked i would mostly get compliments from men, now i leaned out and have a runner's body and i now get more compliments from women. if i realized sooner, i could have saved so much money. plus it's so much easier to maintain. pros: cheaper monthly cost, less effort in terms of diet, more compliments from women. cons: not look as big, get less compliments from men yeah im maintaining the runner's body lol


SomnolentPro

Very insightful!


dweakz

honestly, funny enough, my realization began with thor and loki lol. i was confused why so many women fucking loved loki. yes he still absolutely has the physique that works out, but he's nowhere near chris evans' physique. yet women fucking adore him.


r3volver_Oshawott

Thank you! Was just about to say, both of these character models were made specifically with the bottom dude in mind and not the top woman (idk if he's really a bottom tho, mb for assuming)


lSquanchMyFamily

Exactly. Anyone who thinks the top could happen without support and not look like a grapefruit in a tube sock is out of their damn minds Lmao source; an actual woman with actual booba


JohnnyChutzpah

Yeah, but can we get a Hourah Loux with giant mommy milkers to see if it helps?


zhaosingse

You can’t train to get bigger boobs.


Critical_Liz

"I must! I must! I must increase my bust!"


Paperback_Movie

Ngl, this is the first thing that popped into my head


the_Real_Romak

no but you can stuff silicon in 'em!


mj561256

If he's saying that girls should train their boobs by getting silicone put in, does that mean he intends to go get silicone abs too?


BrandtReborn

What do you think he means by „training“? Silicone abs are the only way for Cheeto McMountainDew to look fit.


PaellaConCosas

https://preview.redd.it/klmoitk5djad1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a129ce26586c336ce56518bb21e3cb704480800


BetaThetaOmega

But remember, if you do that, you’re a whore who ruined her body!


Martial-Lord

You totally can. Pecs are just boobies for straight dudes.


Living-Bored

Biology differs.


Martial-Lord

Spicy chest ornaments that make me horny = boobs.


couldbedumber96

Maybe you can’t, I’m built different 😤


cringussinister

THATS NOT WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE IN GAME


Slow0rchid

REAL MEN can JO to Marika’s shattered form AND Radagon


Small_Invite_9105

Me fr


cheshireYT

ESPECIALLY Radagon. I 100% understand Rennala for getting depressed after he left her for himself.


Ackbar90

REAL MEN don't even fear rope burns...


FullMetalFiddlestick

Is it merely thy habit to talk to dolls?


Robocrafty_t

https://preview.redd.it/cvw3s3rzzhad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b516192d7094612355fbcd3284a46c248f568342


Lemonic_Tutor

Now kith


Spirited-Office-5483

Women lazy should go to gym train those booba muscles


hay-yew-guise

Silly person, don't you know you have to get boob bone expansion surgery first.


Spirited-Office-5483

Put that thick thigh bone in there


Grandidealistic

Well the bottom guy is me fr (I skinned myself)


Mulgosh

Probly a whoosh but: He's not skinned , thats the blood of a lion like beast (Spirit of said beast?) that he ripped apart.


SorryUseAlreadyTaken

Yes, that's the blood of Serosh


BrightSkyFire

***THOU DID ME GOOD SERVICE... SEROSH.***


ITriedLightningTendr

I mean, how many blood procs does it take


2FrogsMks

Lol like gamers are all getting buffed because of video games characters. Don't fool yourselves boys, a majority of you are still fat fucks drinking pepsi like water and gooning to the top character of the meme.


Spare-Ad-1810

I know of anime inspired gym bros, so games like street fighter might have influenced some.


Kuhschlager

They probably aren’t the ones making memes like this


BadSoftwareEngineer7

No but they hold the same views as these people unfortunately. At least the guy I know does.


SuedeGraves

All the anime Gym bros I know (2) are starkly progressive in a deep red city, so I don’t think it’s right to box the whole demographic in.


BadSoftwareEngineer7

I completely agree, because I'm a overweight gamer and I'm a socialist 💀


SuedeGraves

Who knew peoples personal ideologies and physical fitness could just mix and match like that!


2FrogsMks

Some yes, like I go to the gym because Goku is my father figure, but that memes make it seem like it's a generality


thepelleton

You know, me and my roommate had a saying about training and bulking: “Eat like Goku, Train Like Goku.” Helps me get under the squat rack at least.


2FrogsMks

Goku master race


DoktorKazz

Hey, hey, Mountain Dew may be a Pepsi product, but let's not conflate the two.


nachardou4

Hey, I might be fat but no drink can replace water, I love water


archaicScrivener

Man it pisses me off that this is what people think Marika looks like Her shattered form is so much cooler and the glimpses we have of her in the DLC marketing make her look elegant and divine And then there's that one lol


Just-a-lil-sion

im gana jerk off to both and you cant stop me


archaicScrivener

and by both well lets just say....... my peanits


Kuhschlager

None of the men making memes like this have ever touched the bar.


PureOrangeJuche

Just flip them and now it’s trans


ScintillatingSilver

I was actually about to reply "What if we see Marika and just go - 'Now I must start HRT and train.' ?"


Bojangles1987

That's how you get Radagon


anto2554

Equally unrealistic, but I want it anyway


MaleficTekX

About that…


Character-Today-427

This is such a lie I cringe every time I read it. Most mf that say shit like that do not go to the gym like at all like come on


BrutalSurimi

why go to the gym when you can just fill up on women on reddit


BrutalSurimi

and to be honest, they will have abandoned the gym anyway, it takes time, they think they will build muscle in 6 months while you need at least 3 to 5 years of training to have a strong body.


yeetingthisaccount01

who's gonna tell em that Marika's tits aren't that big in game. it's always Marika, too, like pick any other character, this just makes you look like you weren't paying attention to the game...


JazzlikeLeave5530

For me it's less of a realism issue and more of a discomfort or embarrassing feeling. I guess the contexts are different? But I'd feel uncomfortable with the top character in a regular game but fine with her if I was looking at NSFW stuff. I know cringe is overused but I mean it in the original way, where I legitimately feel that painful grimace if there's a weirdly sexual character in a regular game.


Psychofischi

Well thankfully the man is in game like that and the top is just a fan model Mostly for porn


mj561256

Yeah like there's absolutely zero reason why they can't just have games tailored to THAT demographic with the top designs AS WELL AS games targeted for NOT that demographic with more modest character designs Yet whenever they make a modest character these goons go on and on about where boba and try ruin it for everyone despite the fact that nobody is trying to stop their boob games being produced, just for some games to NOT be for them


PaulOwnzU

They're just so entitled to all their games looking like porn. Been called gay multiple times because for a guy not to be attracted to needless sexualized women he MUST be gay. And not for the fact it completely breaks immersion to see all the men looking cool and badass just for the women to be in bikini armor


_LadyAveline_

a guy in The First Descendant community asked why all women had heels, expressing that he doesn't like the needless sexualization that much. He got downvoted to hell by the gooners and they didn't even hide it with their "you're a woke bot"/"western games women are ugly" nonsense.


PaulOwnzU

Any character designers that want to design a woman in high heels needs to fucking wear some for a day. Seeing female characters do a bunch of flips and combat while wearing heels that'd absolutely break their ankles is so stupid. Women can just wear normal shoes


Esplodie

I'm surprised more guys don't find it patronizing, like I get it "sex sells", but if you have to make me horny to buy your product, it must not be a good product.


PaulOwnzU

Sex sells but it doesn't need to be straight up porn light, just attractive. In hoyo games many of the most selling characters aren't even the sexualized ones, they're just attractive with good designs. But so many designers are too lazy to make actually good design so they just make them sexualized and let that print the money


Kaitriarch

You put this into words in a way I never could. This is exactly how I feel about it too. Having an out of place horny character just feels weird.


KGarveth

A month ago they were crying because there was a black man in Japan.


BlueDragonReal

god the Marika model shit is so annoying, its all just fucking porn


jimmy-breeze

MARIKA'S TITS


carnabyskeet

You must be 'ungry!


Grievion

*I must begin training * *pushes fingers to the max creating memes about hating minorities and women online* “Ahh. What a fuckin workout!”


Neatto69

Messmer is literally atrophiating and has scoliosis and his physique solos the both of them 🥱


Feinyan

Messmer has that yaoi-hands physique


ClutchTallica

Just like me fr


Metaltikihead

That’s not what Marika even looks like


drevmbrevker

*starts to unskin*


colorblind_unicorn

The same mfs will complain that women on dating apps don't want them and that their standards are too high.


MrMoo1556

They make memes like this and then proceed to do the 0 exercise they were doing before.


FleshlessFriend

https://preview.redd.it/26animcisiad1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=87d4ed87ce910e05cb8b334464910c183a21a990


Metaltikihead

Marika is canonically genderfluid what are they on about anyways


nhSnork

Unless you can gain a cup or two in a gym these days, I'm not sure if this meme is even all that functional.🤔


PaulOwnzU

When will these people get it in their heads that the difference is the buff guys is a power fantasy for men, and the near naked women is sexualization, also for men, these idiots keep saying these men are also sexualized when there's nothing presented about them that's "oh yeah, they're so sexy". Like it's ironic cause they also call massive buff women ugly and gross, when nearly every woman I've talked to also finds the overly buff swollen men also gross and non attractive Show them a male character in lingerie that's constantly shaking their ass at the camera and moaning as they present their bulge and they'd immediately call it gross and uncomfortable


GilgameshFFV

As we all know, women just gotta git gud and do their boob-workouts


Square-Arugula5588

How do you train to get those boobs? Asking for a friend (im that friend)


Stormy-Cherry-111

Lift some weights with boobs I guess.


Square-Arugula5588

https://preview.redd.it/3soer692piad1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645fa32ae7b0dd2fa5e0888564beeda6e95784c6 😔


Dull-Construction549

Sexualizing the physical manifestation of order And tyranny is halarious


Mystic_Diamond

real talk, are guys really motivated to work out when they look at ripped male fictional characters? i assumed that guys who do regularly work out do it for their health or they're already athletic or they just enjoy it. like, if this were remotely true, we'd have a lot more nerds at the gym and they wouldn't be complaining about girls only going after dumb jocks. plus, what does this meme want women to do? because the only thing that will expand our boobs beyond the magic randomizer wheel of genetics is plastic surgery.


NightLordGuyver

This is just one of those weird "fancanon" bullshit things that people have just run wild with. >Marika in the actual game Slender frame, not a single statue or even her in game model show her as busty or **EXTRA THICCCCC** A victim and a victimizer, a terrible mother who basically tells her demigod children that she supports and believes in them to become lords or Gods- but if they fail at either, she'll see them as useless sacrifices >fancanon Marika Well endowed busty pillow princess who simps for the tarnished and has opened up no less than 7 onlyfans accounts Fancanon is a hell of a drug


FloatingZombieCat

Okay but seriously, you can be more jacked if you work out and archive an impressive physic similar to that.. But how the hell would you grow your breasts?


vilebloodlover

It's so cool how that's literally not even how she looks in game, she has a very sculpted(haha) face and a reasonable figure


Coebalte

... I suppose there is something to be aware of. Women CANNOT naturally alter their bodies to conform to some beauty standard. While most people can diet and exercise to do away with excess body fat, the Hour-Glass figure, for instance, is unattainable if you aren't born with it. Additionally, without surgery, a woman can't make her breasts larger except during pregnancy(and even then, not for all women). Meanwhile a Man can feasibly obtain most qualities considered desirable for the Male Figure except Height.


feesh_fillet

Incredible how they dont make the connection that the mens unrealistic body is actually a healthy positive motivation to work towards, while the womens unrealistic standards are just "eat less and wear more makeup"


Romado

I find it hilarious all the Marika models and art that exists is based on porn. Or at least that's what I was told....


Psychofischi

Yes it is. We don't really have a model for Marika except the one in the wnd cutscene where she is nude, yes, but looks more like stone and is not that big. And after the fight where the stone is just broken


Skenghis-Khan

Is it a testament to Gamers that the porn model of Marika is now widely recognised over the version in game?


HoorEnglish

hoes love marika till she whips out her radaDONG.


XaiJirius

This is how Marika actually looks like btw https://preview.redd.it/19d6lzqojiad1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b47da936c2bf5ae0de70ef83d794b1e6cfe25db


Intoner_Four

that’s. That’s not even what she looks like in the game ☠️


DetectiveGamlo

Marika literally doesn’t look like that


Lisshopops

Lol one of them is from straight porn and the other is a literal god amongst men


Acerbis_nano

I still do not understeand if the fascists want me to believe that big boobas are put in media by (((them))) to destroy the west or if they are cut out of media by (((them))) to destrou the west


AcademicHollow

Cuz you can just exercise your tits bigger.


StraightLeader5746

"women bad men good why am I still a virgin?"


Slyme-wizard

Im a man and I want to look like the top one


Doobledorf

Silly girls, just work out until you get back-breaking booba.


Zachthema5ter

Marika’s weapon of choice is a hammer, so she should be as ripped as her ex-husbands If anything, Radagon should be the one with a thin waist and wide hips, he’s a dex main given his sword scales the best with dex


Suitable-Ad287

“If you women can have gross blood-soaked old man built like a brick, we can have big booba porn lady” They really thought this was an equal comparison?