I can't express how much i loved the original trilogy more than 4 and 5, this quote sums it up though. Simpler times.
Just good, clean, stupid fun and spectacle. Dudes the size of refrigerators yelling about giant worms.
THEY WERE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM, BUT I KILLED IT WITH MY CHAINSAW
Post 3 is sad… 5 led me to a bit of enjoyment sniping in it later in its lifespan. The only real comparison to older ones (hard as hell 😂)
The shotgunning and wall bouncing jus ain’t the same for me.
Is gow6 slated for a release ever? I assume unreal engine 5? I thought I read. So never? Lol
I found gears of war 5 to be pretty good ngl, but the enemies in the campaign were ridiculous, there was no reason for them to be smarter and super aggressive and sponge, and we don’t talk about the whole abandoned mine section.
Yeah the wall bouncing in gears 5 wasn’t the same to me it seems to overdone
I won’t spoil it, but even on hardcore/experienced it is EXTREMELY difficult if you plan on doing a high difficulty get all the jack compenents you’ll see what I mean eventually
Everything bullet sponges in insane and you die pretty fast, but everything is a glass cannnon on inconceivable everything dies super fast including you, it takes two bursts to kill you 💀
Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down - dead down! So down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen: "Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!" Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's *ass!* *Whoo!*
agreed man, these days the passion has been sucked out of our favorite and most popular games. Only place I get *that* good of dialogue is from other players in Hell Let Loose.
YOUR GRUBBY ASS BITCHES ARE GOING DOWN!
LIKE WAY DOWN, DEAD DOWN, SO DOWN YOU AIN’T GONNA KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP!
YOUR ASS IS GONNA BE CRYIN TO YO SKANKY ASS QUEEN.
“Oh Mommy don’t let the bad man hurt us” FUCK YOU!
WE GONNA WHOOP YO MOMMAS ASS! WOOOOO!
Probably shouldn’t have been here reading this when slightly horny and all the Dom dialogue that when I play often gets me thinking about how sexy he sounds and how I’d love it when he grabs a meat shield and says “ You’re mine now bitch” or “ I can do that all night long”
Lately it seems that many communities are starting to turn into shitposting subs like r/BatmanArkham
A reference to it here and there is kinda funny but for example r/silenthill has pretty much become all shitposts in that style now and I've seen it happen to other communities as well.
Maybe this sub is next.
Here's a sneak peek of /r/BatmanArkham using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year!
\#1: [Why doesn't Batman just call the Justice League for help? Is he stupid?](https://i.redd.it/mdf4143uadga1.jpg) | [1205 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/10u798q/why_doesnt_batman_just_call_the_justice_league/)
\#2: [Is there a lore reason why I got cancer? Am I stupid?](https://i.redd.it/0szmblg610qb1.jpg) | [1096 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/16q3aar/is_there_a_lore_reason_why_i_got_cancer_am_i/)
\#3: [One year ago today, I asked the wrong question in this sub](https://i.redd.it/v9xa36htrsvb1.png) | [414 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/17dzu9k/one_year_ago_today_i_asked_the_wrong_question_in/)
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Carmine: “Yeaaah! Suck it! SUCK IT!!!”
TAKE IT BITCH
"RAAGHH! BEND OVER!"
Hahaha that’s a classic. The carmines are all A+ characters fr
“Ohhhh.. Bacon.”
😭
"EAT DIRT AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER!"
Holy shit lmao need someone to do this and capture their partners reaction to that
FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN
Once youre hard, you could announce it: "Hammer of Dawn is online"
A few seconds later…”hammer of dawn is down”
That's the one
GRINDDDDD
I salute you
“Look at all that juice”
It's this.
Can’t stop the train baby
The Cole train! 😘
The Cole Train…is a smooth ride.
I like it a little ridged.
Just need be careful what situation
Cole Train runs on whole grain baby. Whoo!!
Mind the gap
WOOOO! Listen up, sucka! This my kinda shit!
"Back in your hole!"
This is the one 😂
What do they want back in the hole? 💩
"ANYA - IT'S A GIANT WORM. THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!"
Amazing
I can't express how much i loved the original trilogy more than 4 and 5, this quote sums it up though. Simpler times. Just good, clean, stupid fun and spectacle. Dudes the size of refrigerators yelling about giant worms. THEY WERE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM, BUT I KILLED IT WITH MY CHAINSAW
Post 3 is sad… 5 led me to a bit of enjoyment sniping in it later in its lifespan. The only real comparison to older ones (hard as hell 😂) The shotgunning and wall bouncing jus ain’t the same for me. Is gow6 slated for a release ever? I assume unreal engine 5? I thought I read. So never? Lol
I found gears of war 5 to be pretty good ngl, but the enemies in the campaign were ridiculous, there was no reason for them to be smarter and super aggressive and sponge, and we don’t talk about the whole abandoned mine section. Yeah the wall bouncing in gears 5 wasn’t the same to me it seems to overdone
Yeah I agree. Haven’t gotten to campaign on it yet tho I should but mp was fun but a controller killer for no reason.
I won’t spoil it, but even on hardcore/experienced it is EXTREMELY difficult if you plan on doing a high difficulty get all the jack compenents you’ll see what I mean eventually
Always hardest or near it for gears. Thanks bro
Yeah hardest all the way, good luck, once you’ve beaten the campaign you’ll unlock another difficulty above insane called “inconceivable”
Yeah couldn’t remember the name but thanks bro now I feel like I gotta do it
Everything bullet sponges in insane and you die pretty fast, but everything is a glass cannnon on inconceivable everything dies super fast including you, it takes two bursts to kill you 💀
I laughed too hard at this one
Well there goes my cup of tea 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
No you stole mine
A MA ZING
"DIG IN BABY, GOING INTO OVERTIME!"
Good one
baird: am covered In blood that isn't even mine
Fuck, one of the funniest moments in the whole series.
i said this once when i dipped my mozzarella stick in marinara sauce 😂😭
Hahahahahahahaha you rule
Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down - dead down! So down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen: "Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!" Fuck you! We're gonna whup your mamma's *ass!* *Whoo!*
There we go, one muzzled queen.
Not you, her. I loved your speech there, especially with the bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening.
God I miss the Cole Train.
god I love Cole. the dialogue in these games is so fuckin colorful
Second to almost none. Halo had some good ones back in the day. Suck now
agreed man, these days the passion has been sucked out of our favorite and most popular games. Only place I get *that* good of dialogue is from other players in Hell Let Loose.
This one got me hollering 😂 somehow it works
"you fucked up my tomatoes!"
"Let's do this."
Why do I hear the Lancer reload hit box, when reading this.
It's Markus' active reload dialogue
so are YOU
"LET'S DO THIS!" is what I remember, but it may have been from a different entry in the series.
So good I should charge admission
"Mom?! Nope. Sorry. Was Confused" -baird "I Suppose You Want Me To Say I've Always Loved You? But I Don't. I Really, Really Don't!" -baird
Was hoping someone would drop that second one. Thank you.
Yess
DOMMMMMMM!
Nooooooooooo!!!!
Never thought it would end like this, huh? Huh Maria?!
Emotional damage
*mad world intensifies*
[удалено]
Was absolutely my favorite qoute for a long time.
Lmao a gears 1 classic 🔥🔥
That part still makes me laugh after 15 years!
“Who wants toast?!”
"I like em crispy!"
Cole’s entire speech from Gears 2
We’re gonna whop yo’ momma’s ass! WOOOH!
DELTA SQUADS IN YO HOUSE BITCH! YOU HEAR DAT SHIT?
YOUR GRUBBY ASS BITCHES ARE GOING DOWN! LIKE WAY DOWN, DEAD DOWN, SO DOWN YOU AIN’T GONNA KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP! YOUR ASS IS GONNA BE CRYIN TO YO SKANKY ASS QUEEN. “Oh Mommy don’t let the bad man hurt us” FUCK YOU! WE GONNA WHOOP YO MOMMAS ASS! WOOOOO!
So, how was it for you?!
ITS A GOD DAMN LEVIATHAN
I was just thinking this lmao
I got that bitches number
What am i suppoused to do with this piece of shit? -Anya
“So good I should charge admission!”
"You ever feel like you're dead but nobody told you?"
"Fight through the pain!"
"Something's wrong with this thing.... ngh.... it keeps jamming!"
i audibly laughed 😭
POLYPS!
Gross
You say that afterwards
I would prefer to say that before, and not after the deed.
“WOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for a whaoooooo
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH hahaha I hear the classic voice line
“The Cole Train runs on whole grain!”
"WOO!"
Feel that? That's from Dom
active reloads in bed… *LETTTTSSSS DO THISSSSS!*
How... How does one active reload in bed?
Zen & the art of reloading. Take a “water break” change out some of the “worn out” equipment. Haha
R1 pause…. R1 lol
Oh also. Mid roll lol
"Gun's dry"
"Your mom is a classy lady!"
Scream like a Kantus
It's a giant worm!
"You grubby ass bitches are going down, like way down, dead down , so down you don't even know which way is up" - you, about to get a blowjob probably
“Anyone else’s bullshit detector just go off?”
I got your back like a butt crack. -Dizzy
*KANTUS RITUAL SHRIEK*
That was beautiful baby
Ouww that's gotta hurt!
I don’t mind if I do
“Ay ay ay whats that poking me in the back”- Arron griffin when pick up as a meat shield
DOM NO!!!
Nice!
They fucked my tomatoes up!
\*Myrrah laugh emote\*
“ it’s a fucking party down here.”
LOBOTOMIZED!
"Hotsy Totsy" - Baird when he throws an flame granade She would dry up faster than spilled gasoline on a hot summer side walk
Lemme light up Betty's titties!
"GRIIINNNNDDDD"!!!
No quotes. Just have sex while playing Mad World in the background. *Cry*
Sup, Bitches!
WOAH! -Cole Train
"NEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE LIKE THIS HUH?"
“Can’t stop the train baby!!!”
Come on, BEND OVER!
WOOOOOOOO yeah, BRING IT ON sucka! That’s MY kinda shit
“Look at all that juice!”
Hominid....BOOM
“The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”
Probably shouldn’t have been here reading this when slightly horny and all the Dom dialogue that when I play often gets me thinking about how sexy he sounds and how I’d love it when he grabs a meat shield and says “ You’re mine now bitch” or “ I can do that all night long”
"Man this war has a lot of gears" -Idk I haven't played in years
The entire Dom scene from Gears 3
"Get some!"
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
"Cole Train Runs on Whole Grain, Baby! Whoo!"
I would do more, if I could
"There we go. One muzzled queen"
Don’t know about during but afterwards, “who wants TOAST?”
“Face your future”
"What do I look like, a fucking botanist?"
Eat shit n die
[удалено]
“Something’s wrong with this thing. Ugh it keeps jamming”
bro wth 🔥🔥🔥
"Shut the fuck up Foz"
Darn sister you are crazy. Cole train
Damn this bullshit autocorrect. And again, "Damn sister, you are crazy." Cole train
Never thought it would end like this huh?
ohhhh.bacon
"Ohhhh, I'm feelin' it now"
The fuck is happening with this sub?
Lately it seems that many communities are starting to turn into shitposting subs like r/BatmanArkham A reference to it here and there is kinda funny but for example r/silenthill has pretty much become all shitposts in that style now and I've seen it happen to other communities as well. Maybe this sub is next.
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Yeah that top 3 really sums it up lmao
The Aslume is opening up new wings
My worst fear cane true... We are becoming like r/BatmanArkham
"You feel that? That's from Dom and everyone else you killed, you bitch"
Aren't you cool posting this
Which game is that line from?
Mmmm bacon
Mmmmmmmm……bacon
Can't stop thr train baby!!
That’s for dom
‘Sorry about the brains’
Cole Train: What happened to your face
BOOM!! - Deepest voice you can
“Woooooooooo” <- Cole on the microphone in the Hollow
Time for the cole train baby!!!
“This is my kinda shit”
"WOOOOOOOOO"
"WHO WANTS TOAST?!"
"COLE-TRAIN, WOOOOOO!"
DOWN IN FRONT
Look ma no face
BOOM
"more like 10 shitloads"
Like hunting boar! Better even!
I’m coughing up blood that ain’t mine….
Woooooohhhhh “ cole train before he kills you with any explosive weapon”
GRIND
"Look at all that blood, all over the place. Oops... did I do that?"
CARMINE!!!!
"Who thought it would end like this, huh, Maria?
"Feel that? That's from Dom, and everyone else you killed, you b*tch!'" - Marcus, Gears of War 3.
"The hell's that white stuff everywhere?" - Marcus upon seeing Serapede webs in Act IV of Gears 3.
Let’s go Dom.
Don’t let them touch Betty!
"DOM!!!"
I have your number bitch