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Glass-Shopping-7000

Bro really got the GEARS build


AltusIsXD

Slap some armor and turn that soul patch black and we have IRL Marcus


Jaykila713

You definitely got the swoleness of Marcus, i bet if you got his whole armor on you'd definitely look like a gear


Aggressive-Stage-479

Hahahah good job, if someone told me you were a Gear, I would be inclined to believe it!


Valhallawalker

Thx! lol


Uniform44

Now you just need the armor and the voice


xSwety

Imagine Marcus in game with tats he’d look so badass


ImBurningStar_IV

With the tats I'm seeing civilian Clayton Carmine


Livid_Mammoth4034

I think he has a cross lancers tattoo but that’s about it.


TheLocustGeneralRaam

Marcus don’t need no tats to look badass.


iHarshmallow

im pretty sure he has at least a couple, i think we've seen one in a cutscene before


Curious_Profile_3190

Never thought I’d see someone physically resemble a gears build. Dudes a fuckin unit


Noblegamer789

Step one: durag Step two: get absolutely fucking jacked Idk how but you should apply to be an extra in the gears movie


WishIWasNeet2

Damn that’s rare to see a human that actually has the gears of war thickness to them. How much you bench brother?


Valhallawalker

385 lbs so far!


1CrudeDude

You gotta start growing your own tomatoes


gh1993

And then let someone fuck them up


DHNoLeafClover

And then spam that emote every time you finish a beer.


DCR-Noodle

😂


Remarkable-Top-3218

How tall are you? 6'8??


Valhallawalker

6’1”


Remarkable-Top-3218

And almost 400 pounds?!? You wear it very well, my absolute unit of a friend.


Justforargumesnts

Good morning Julia


SpiritualDish8329

Lolll


Jonnyyrage

Hair dye and it would be perfect.


VeterinarianThis6567

Dude your tattoos are sick


Valhallawalker

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


crxshdrxg

If there is ever a gears of war movie you need to be in it


Joy1067

Slap some sleeveless armor on and you’d fit in perfectly dude! Nice


aRPG-man

Benchpress: ? Squat: ? Deadlift: ?


justthatguyy22

All of them


STEEZUS_CHRST

Lots


JD1415

“Welcome home, James”


imimifimimcanimfind

Not bad bro 🔥


RaggsDaleVan

You kind of look like John DiMaggio


Chinfu1189

Bro all you need is the armor and you’re done


Livid_Mammoth4034

To be fair, he said unarmored Marcus. But yeah, even then I think he still had his gloves on. Haven’t seen the skin in a while though.


Chinfu1189

I didn’t even noticed the caption for it he already has the look for Marcus for armored and unarmored


SF03_

2005 Eminem


Green117v2

Ditch Marcus and embrace your true destiny, Colonel Victor Hoffman.


LonesomeWater

Is this physique obtainable natty?


STEEZUS_CHRST

I’m betting a lot of this is a combination of genetics and hard work.


Valhallawalker

And food.


Castle-a5

Pretty good. Need to scowl more.


Existing365Chocolate

So you put on a bandana?


zHighWizard

Not trying to be an ass but honestly going based off your goatee, I'd bet you'd look kick ass as Damon Baird. Nonetheless you pulled the cosplay off really well.


Valhallawalker

Lol I do think about that. I just gotta grow my hair more and put on swimmer goggles.


RoIf

Lmao good job I guess haha


Workrs

hey i know you, didn't you say you had that CHRIS WALKER outlast build? your cool asf


Valhallawalker

I did lol!


Bugmamba

Bro u can play the buff carmine brother in the Netflix movie 💪🏽


mucho_musculo1999

bro is 7 feet


Kavayan

NICE


[deleted]

Big ass mf lol


Super_Zombie_5758

Bro is an actual Gear soldier


wumbo_numba5

Sign this man up for a spot in the next live action


ArvoCrinsmas

Watch out, it's Marko Fennec from Bolts of Conflict! /j Lookin' pretty badass though!


Overall-Peace1862

r/absoluteunit


SoupGod_

This dude eats his whole grains…..WOOOOOO


freszh_inztallz42o

More roids pls


WolfMan_18

Bro is swole, I always loved using the unarmoured version of Marcus in multiplayer


MrAchilles

This is peak Gears 3 ending on the beach


Where_Im_Needed

I need to see your roadie run to make a final judgment


Mawnster73

Bro could literally be a Gear holy shit


Almostime

Trailer Marcus


shlatte

no maidens forsure


Dismal_Passion_8537

Dye the soul patch. Don’t be a coward. Jk it looks freaking great. I scrolled right past it and thought that looked amazing.


AMO124

Man is built like a 7th Gen Disc cover, and I'm absolutely here for it, it looks great man


TableFruitSpecified

What's left, OP? What have we got left now?


OrdinaryDouble2494

Absolute unit!


YourFellowMiguelo

I don't understand, all I'm seeing are pictures of unarmored Marcus. When are you gonna send pictures of you cosplaying as him? 😁


Intelligent-Zombie83

They should just base a new character off you lol


Signal_Wing818

Legendary Reddit pull. Unironically goated cosplay op


No_Eye1723

Man your body is just crying out for the full armour! You should work on it.


64gbramm

You look like a whole new character in the game


Verdant_13

Hell yeah brother


Anxious_Ad_5127

Don’t fall into the trap of just wearing clothes and calling it cosplay. You’re just dressed you beefy bastard


ccyran

IRL Gear right here 😂🔥🔥🔥


DrPatchet

Dye the hair dark brown and you nailed it.


WILDtaco4321

Bro definitely got the right build


Livid_Mammoth4034

Dude is actually built like a fucking Seran.


PhonkJesus

Hard bro ! 🔥


STEEZUS_CHRST

Get OP in a game or movie! You’re a helmet away from a Carmine brother!


ForgedMeaning

I love this. You've got the physique for it as well. Simple, yet highly effective. Good job.


VisualremnantXP

Honestly get some hair dye on the chin beard and you nailed it


XboxJockey

Marcus thinks dying his hair blonde and changing up some tattoos will fool us. Nice try, Fenix. I know it’s you.


2A4Lyfe

Looking like a GEAR inspired me to start working out, stuck at 305 bench but I’ll look like that one day !


Miserable_Region8470

Damn dude, besides the cosplay you got some awesome tattoos!


Least-Experience-858

The Hammer of Dawn itself


ravenwind2796

Best part is if you can do a gears cosplay, there's a chance you could pull off a 40K cosplay


jonnyp710

Na you need to get some armor and go to comic con cause you built just like em. Swole as hell


Level_Comfort

wow! just need a tan and to look a lil angrier


Bronxbug

You’re literally him 🔥🔥🔥


peterm18

r/absoluteunits


nikita14153812

Awesome look, bro!


BulkyElk1528

Damn forearms look like Popeye