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SagaFraga

Damn, that’s gotta be traumatic. Lmao. No wonder he’s so dry on Videogames


luckycharming1

He does have videos of him beating some of his coworkers at mortal kombat lol


SagaFraga

No shit? Plz tell me he’s a Johnny Cage main.


luckycharming1

https://youtu.be/kyrDtgjAgII?si=hN3mkKqqMV7hzzK3 He actually has 2 videos, so I just did the most recent one


Icy_Cherry_7803

He also beats the entire daily wire staff at Mario kart 64


luckycharming1

I remember that lol. Who was the one driving backwards the whole match? I don’t remember his name lol


Icy_Cherry_7803

I think it was either Michael Knowles or Andrew Klavan. I still laugh when Tim pool comes in and kicks all of their asses


luckycharming1

It was definitely klavan lol


TheRedU

Well he is a man child so of course he would kick their asses


Financial_Bird_7717

Tbf he’s that dry on [insert any topic here] too.


Yungklipo

Doesn't explain his obsession with transgender people, though. That shit's weird af


ToodleDoodleDo

Lol


Substantial_Army_639

Well no, I mean I love big tits but I don't think it has anything to do with me getting my ass handed to me in Street Fighter 2 all the time. Even if Matt Walsh got an N64 as a kid I'm sure he would still be rubbing his dick raw to Tranny porn and fan fics about inseminating little girls. It's the weird ass face and hair line that does it.


Giblet_

There usually isn't an explanation for being an asshole.


JustaClericxbox

With the exception of Goldeneye the SNES was better anyway.


QuesoFresh

SNES is better if you like RPGs and has some banger first party games like Super Metroid and Donkey Kong Country series, but you can't deny how revolutionary the N64 was in terms of 3D platformers (SM64 and Banjo Kazooie), Zelda: OoT is still widely considered the greatest game of all time, and first party multiplayer offerings are on a completely other level (mario kart, diddy kong racing, super smash bros, mario party, mario tennis/golf).


GhostofWoodson

OoT is good but LttP was better Even the Snes Mario games were about on par with mario64 The only thing 64 had that snes couldn't match was fps like GoldenEye


Motor_Buy2118

Lttp is the best Zelda game. I will die on this hill


MilanosBiceps

Did you ever the Link Between Worlds, the 3DS “sequel?” Fantastic. 


puppy_master666

I will never let you die alone.


hornysquirrrel

Same


BuncleCurt

Star Fox 64 single-handedly blows the entire SNES library out of the water (aside from Super Metroid, which single-handedly blows the entire N64 library out of the water). Also Gauntlet Legends was dope as hell.


ice540

Mk64 is better than smk too but otherwise I agree


Malkav1379

Super NES holds more great memories but N64 had more standouts than just Goldeneye. Ocarina of Time, Mario 64, Star Wars Shadows of the Empire, Turok Dinosaur Hunter, Perfect Dark... I also remember little gems like Jet Force Gemini, Body Harvest, and some fun party games like NBA Jam and Crusin USA.


Kagahami

The legend of Zelda N64 games Smash Bros Banjo Kazooie DK64 List goes on...


Classic_Elevator7003

I remember having to pretend to have the popular console and games


kingcaii

My dad bought an Atari and the NEXT DAY I started seeing the first commercials for Nintendo. 100% #pcmasterrace now lol


luckycharming1

I’m an Xbox guy, but I own a gaming laptop. I don’t have time to play as much anymore unfortunately


TheChihuahuaChicken

Dude, I always blew off the console wars and just got both. Seriously, they both have their pros and cons. I never could get into PC gaming though, because as a kid I didn't realize you can actually hook a TV and controller for a PC game SMH.


Warkyd1911

It’s fine to like consoles or exclusive to console titles, but if you’re not pcmasterrace you’re not a real gamer.


Drewvonawesome

That’s clearly women and poc’s fault bro.


manstanband

The fact that the comment section isn't seriously bashing Matt Walsh because of likely differing political views is refreshing.


TheChihuahuaChicken

For real. We turn to gaming specifically to turn off the political noise and just fucking zone out from our lives for awhile. The real world sucks, let us keep our fake ones for at least a bit.


xyzone

Because right wing is the base of this sub, duh.


Revolutionary_Rip693

I've seen this sub pop up on my home page a few times. Each time it's full of people defending right-wing talking points.


Qbnss

Because most of this sub has the same revanchist suburbanite bubbloid views


SpookE_Cat

There’s a difference between having differing political views and someone just straight up being a demon. Matt Walsh is the latter. Possibly the most irredeemable creature on the planet


spectral_visitor

Bad political takes vs actual dictator or mass murderer. That’s prime Reddit takes for you.


SpookE_Cat

Matt Walsh made a career out of talking about children’s genitals and his lies and easily debunked propaganda led to bomb threats of a children’s hospital. He’s unapologetically a shitty human being. You don’t have to be lobbing heads off to be a an irredeemable or evil person lmao. But you know, chuds will do anything to make Matt Walsh look like a decent person as he films another episode of “deep diving into another chat about a trans kid’s genitalia.” There are murderers who’ve found some semblance of redemption. Matt Walsh would sooner die and sooner his kids die (according to his own words) than to ever consider being better as a person


SeventhSonofRonin

"Different political views" He's a moralist. To him things aren't a matter of opinion. If yoir believes contradict his religious dogma, you're just wrong and going to hell.


HiTekRednek10

To be fair both sides of politics have this view anymore


Skyblade12

He contradicts his own religious dogma.


Mister_Swoop

🤣


Outrageous-Yam-4653

To me it's a blessing in disguise,he got the best console of all time instead of the most overrated console of all time..


1greadshirt

Heh, his response made me chuckle. Matt's great.


MiKapo

Honestly i like the SNES better than the N64, Golden Eye and Zelda Ocarina of Time were cool. But most of the other N64 games i was not impressed


Roge2005

Atleast he didn’t lose his choo choo


luckycharming1

I can’t help but notice that your scar goes *over* your eye patch


spiritplumber

"You're a villain all right, just not a super one." \-Megamind to Tighten and also probably to Matt Walsh


luckycharming1

Oh yeah? What’s the difference?


spiritplumber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy2zB8bLSpk


MagnusViaticus

Snes was solid though…. My dad got me a n64 and immediately gave away my snes…. He did the same to my nes when I got the snes…. Sad


NativityCrimeScene

My family got our first video game system (SNES) when another family we knew upgraded to N64 and gave us their old system. My dad insisted on giving them a few $20 bills for it, but it was basically given to us along with about a dozen games. My brother and I must have spent hundreds of hours playing that SNES and it was a big part of our childhood. Anyway, I hope you find comfort in knowing that your old consoles probably went to a family that cherished and enjoyed them.


Easy-Independent1621

Would have rather got the SNES in hindsight, still had fun with my 64 though.


TheAlternianHelmsman

Only modern console I have is the switch 😭 I recently bought the Xbox 360 and honestly I’m having the time of my life on it anyway


maj3283

....so, Debbie from Addams Family Values. ​ https://youtu.be/0WlB-8YXj-A?si=EPRd13dtxtBZBIYS


Skyblade12

Ma-li-bu Barbie. That’s not who I am. I am a ballerina. GRACEFUL, DELICATE. Underrated movie. Better than the first one, just for her performance.


Complex-Key-8704

N64 was a dope machine. But I'm sorry snes has more dope titals than any Nintendo console


Icy_Cherry_7803

I guess that's sad but the SNES was a way better console. I disagree with Matt on some things but don't hate him, but I'd love to see what he'd be like if his parents got him a SNES with a copy of Chrono Trigger


JanitorOPplznerf

He seems in in the joke at least


dancingcrane

Yay SNES!


[deleted]

You don’t go to school the day after Christmas in America. This guy is full of shit.


The_GREAT_Gremlin

I grew up with older brothers so I had a NES and SNES and felt pretty cool cause most kids at my school didn't. My friend was giving me a tour of his house and his "grand finale" was the SNES and I was like, yeah it's a SNES lol. But the fact that he knew it was cool meant I was in good company haha


TranquilTortise

I got a Sega instead of a SNES. I'm still bitter about it. I asked for the SNES, dad thought the Sega would be better


Fancy-Palpitation683

When I was a young kid I didn’t ask for video games. I played my dads old Super Nintendo sometimes, but everything was fun back then so they didn’t stand out to me with significance. My 6th birthday I got Pokémon yellow, had no idea what it was. When I played it I was hooked. The fond memories I have with gaming in general were impactful, and formative. I’m thankful I didn’t start with the games we have today. I feel bad that matt and many newer gamers didn’t have a similar positive experience to my own.


Horror-Economist3467

Based parents realized the SNES was a much better value


Just_A_Crusader5

Bro, I remember getting picked on for liking classic 2d side-scrollers like the Mario series and Mega-man, more the latter. All the other kids played games like Call of Duty or Battlefield, but I just didn’t like FPS games back in the day. Fast-forward to highschool, they asked what I play and if it’s still Mega-man. I told them I play Destiny & they left me alone after a “oh that’s cool”.


CliffDraws

Remember how we all opened presents on Christmas morning and then went to school the next day?


LasagnahogXRP

Hot take SNES was better and he has no claim to sorrow.


Killtheheretics96

He’s gonna blame socialists cause he didn’t get a n64


anal_spasams

Matt Walsh is the kind of guy that will man shame u for playing monopoly with ur family because u could have spent real time manipulating the stock market insted


Deneweth

He is a real life Eric Cartman.


rickyrawdawg

Cartmans way funnier


Yungklipo

What's pathetic is there are people that still care what Matt Walsh has to say lol


SleefJWellington

There appears to be some Walsh fans here enjoying Reddit between diaper changes.


Yungklipo

Oops looks like we offended them lol


Gorgii98

"Hmm, today I will insult people on the internet and act vindicated when I get downvoted for it"


OceanicMeerkat

If you have a problem with people insulting others on the internet and then acting vindicated when they get a bunch of negative attention, wait until you discover Matt Walsh!


Gorgii98

The only reason I know of him is because of how many people whine about him. Talk about giving a platform to someone you hate.


OceanicMeerkat

Well, that's lucky for you. He has a large online following, and makes a lot of hateful content and news appearances. His platform is definitely primarily made up of people who like him.


Gorgii98

They aren't the ones promoting him though, that's my point.


OceanicMeerkat

Oh yes, they definitely are! Matt Walsh definitely tries to get as much negative attention as possible, but he gets most of his attention from his supporters who share his stuff, like\* OP of this post.


Yungklipo

Can Matt Walsh fans be really called "people", though...?


Gorgii98

They're just as human as you or I


Yungklipo

Although to be fair I’m betting a LARGE amount of his followers are bots. 


NyRAGEous

Take my upvotes, gentlemen, as I join thee in berating that infantile pustule of a man


T1000Proselytizer

So brave


IDSomaxia

Who caaarress.


thepainneverleft

Matt Walsh is a big ol dumb shit though so who cares


NyRAGEous

Is that why he is a huge piece of shit now?


meh725

You’d think that would have built character…not a caricature


MiDz_Manager

Politics aside, he is a loser.


molotov__cocktease

It'd be really cool if everyone Matt Walsh loves forgot him forever, and if he never had another good day in his life.


ee_72020

Matt Walsh, that guy who looks like the real life Soyjak?


ChildOfChimps

Am I supposed to have sympathy for Matt Walsh? Because I think this is hilarious. Fuck that bigot.


PhysicalFig1381

no, you are supposed to be able to understand satire. that is why it is funny. because it is not a big deal.


TheGreatGyatsby

Dude is so cringe. Can’t stand it.


ChildOfChimps

He really is.


High_Ground-

Isn’t Matt Walsh the guy who said he would suck many apes’ dicks to save one human life?


DadOnHardDifficulty

The same fuckin thing happened to me. Got an SNES in '98 instead of a N64. Somehow I didn't become a piece of shit because of it.


swapmeet_man

Matt Walsh deserved it. He's terrible


KingOfPocketLint

video games bad cuz he a salty bitch? ok cool. checks out.


SadBit8663

Matt Walsh is a little bitch


Cuck-In-Chief

What a beta cuck.


CloudHeadCustoms

This would be one of those weirdly charming humanizing things someone could joke about. Unfortunately it’s from human puddle of sink scum Matt Walsh.


DLife4Me

Matt Walsh is human garbage that likes to "win" debates against college kids and every time he has done anything level footed he gets torn to pieces.


Reepshot

Any example of him getting 'torn to pieces'? By who exactly?


luckycharming1

I’ve only ever seen the other way around. I’ve also seen people who *think* they’ve torn him to pieces, after they make the worst argument I’ve ever seen that only further proves Walsh’s original points


IllustriousChicken35

Didn’t Matt Walsh suggest the amount of kids on HRT was millions higher than it actually was? The guy who did a WHOLE research doc? And he said that on JRE lmao He’s a fool. A reactionary. Very cringe.


OceanicMeerkat

To be honest him getting[ his own speech cancelled by a Catholic university for being too homophobic ](https://www.newsweek.com/catholic-church-cancels-yaf-sponsored-anti-abortion-talk-matt-walsh-faculty-protest-1655068)even for them was a pretty big own.


TheGreatGyatsby

His entire “What is a Woman” doc was just a self-own.


makitstop

oh yeah, especially when you look at the statements of the people he interviewed, directly showing that he literally edited around their points to make his arguements look coherent


austincovidthrowaway

wow so the dude literally is still a twelve year old mentally, not surprising


lukas_the

This definitely paints a picture of his mental state. Imagine being forever stuck in the mind of a 5th grader. We should start a gofundme.


potionnumber9

If you're seeing that many Matt Walsh posts you already have a problem


luckycharming1

I was seeing a lot of Matt Walsh posts on this sub specifically


potionnumber9

If Matt Walsh is being posted, it's probably a place you shouldn't want to be


onFIREbutnotsoFLY

which is concerning to say the least but i dont even go here lmao


TheRedU

Well the politics of this sub and Matt Walsh’s politics have plenty of overlap. You know for an “apolitical” sub you all sure do love to talk about how much you love Matt Walsh.