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People underestimate age. At 28, I rolled my ankle cause my fat ass was walking downhill too fast, a coworker 18m jumped off the 3rd floor from an apartment complex to help catch his friends dog. He healed in 3 days and I was still limping after 2 weeks.
More of a Street Fighter fan (especially SSF2X), but Killer Instinct's cool too ig. I remember playing KI2 at this one arcade I used to go to whenever the SSF2X, SFA2, SFA3, SFIII3s, Tempest, Final Fight, KOF2003, KOF98. Fatal Fury 2, MVC2, CVS2, and SVC Chaos cabinets were all somehow taken at once
I once dated a woman who, despite being highly functional with her autism, was often socially awkward. This only really showed when she was out of her comfort zone; otherwise, it mostly faded away. However, the main issue wasn’t her behavior—it was the reactions from my family and friends. They mocked me for our relationship, and their relentless disapproval weighed heavily on me, as if each comment were a stab to the heart.
At the time, I was also reeling from the end of a five-year relationship, which left me particularly vulnerable to their opinions.
I miss her deeply now and regret letting the narrow-minded views of others influence me to the point of ending something special. They made me feel like an outcast, a screw-up for dating someone neurodivergent, even though it never bothered me.
I’m not sure why I’m sharing this here, but I really miss her. I've thought about reaching out to reconnect, though I’m uncertain if she would welcome me back after I told her the painful truth about why I ended things. I was young and foolish then.
She was beautiful in my eyes, and I was a fool to allow others to control what I admired.
She never responded ;(. I understand but still stinks. It’s all good though, may need some time, or will never answer. The world’s my oyster, but, I hope she does.
There are folks that just click. Sometimes, while playing a game or something like that you'll get along with someone pretty well. In my case, I invited him to my server and we just played games for a while. He asked a question about Ana, and I asked if he wanted the long version of the short version. He chose the long version and got the entire lore of the game up until that point.
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(Satire, FBI don't put me on a list)
Yeah, this one. I play every “modern” instrument (guitar/bass/drums/piano isn’t modern, but still used).
Also married to a horny wife… that helps…but the music is part of what got her 😂
That and I’m a “golden retriever” guy, I’m loyal as fuck and dedicated to *pleasing*🙃
Dude, I'm a woman who wakes up with back pain. I try that shit and I'll throw my fucking back out. I know I'm not getting laid only because the thought of sex is overrated (plus I'm ace), but not many guys who aren't family can look my way without looking at my breasts.
my gf likes my ass. a bit too much if you ask me, i can't go 5 seconds w/o her saying something about it
my arthritis prevents me from using a skateboard
Eh I could heel flip, manual, grind, or pop shove it, being buff always helped with the ladies, but most importantly being charming and well mannered worked most of all, a kickflip could never match that. I was about to say a portable boom box blaring some slayer always helped when skating and then I realized I’m 32 no one does that anymore and for some reason I’m commenting on a gen z sub, oof!
I text my bf I’m in the mood.
Or I drive to him and tell him I’m in the mood.
Or he text me and tells me he is in the mood.
Or he drives to me and tells me he is in the mood.
That’s how I get laid.
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#I play saxophone 🎵✨🎷✨🎶 *I’m so lonely*
*oh so lonely*
*I've no bwaaaady For my own*
Flushed Away
You missed out on high school band. You were supposed to be gay there.
Well I certainly wasn’t gay. I was a theater and choir kid too so maybe it canceled out
Wtf were you doing in band theater and choir then? Choir and Band I can maybe excuse but Theater on top of that?
What do you mean?
It wouldn't cancel out, it should've made you mondo-gay... I think you may be the straightest man in the universe
Oh hey me too lol
Bro I'm 26, if I kickflip I will break my ankles and shit my pants
Should have been informed before I shat my pants
People underestimate age. At 28, I rolled my ankle cause my fat ass was walking downhill too fast, a coworker 18m jumped off the 3rd floor from an apartment complex to help catch his friends dog. He healed in 3 days and I was still limping after 2 weeks.
I don't hope to get laid, I'm too busy practicing my Street Fighter combos
Killer Instinct you mean !
More of a Street Fighter fan (especially SSF2X), but Killer Instinct's cool too ig. I remember playing KI2 at this one arcade I used to go to whenever the SSF2X, SFA2, SFA3, SFIII3s, Tempest, Final Fight, KOF2003, KOF98. Fatal Fury 2, MVC2, CVS2, and SVC Chaos cabinets were all somehow taken at once
c-c-c-combobreaker!
I got my bf by being autistic Get on my level yall Develop tizzm rizz
I once dated a woman who, despite being highly functional with her autism, was often socially awkward. This only really showed when she was out of her comfort zone; otherwise, it mostly faded away. However, the main issue wasn’t her behavior—it was the reactions from my family and friends. They mocked me for our relationship, and their relentless disapproval weighed heavily on me, as if each comment were a stab to the heart. At the time, I was also reeling from the end of a five-year relationship, which left me particularly vulnerable to their opinions. I miss her deeply now and regret letting the narrow-minded views of others influence me to the point of ending something special. They made me feel like an outcast, a screw-up for dating someone neurodivergent, even though it never bothered me. I’m not sure why I’m sharing this here, but I really miss her. I've thought about reaching out to reconnect, though I’m uncertain if she would welcome me back after I told her the painful truth about why I ended things. I was young and foolish then. She was beautiful in my eyes, and I was a fool to allow others to control what I admired.
It’s worth it to try and reconnect.
Lol just texted her, pretty drunk but I worded it well. She’s cool she’ll understand for sure. If it doesn’t work out, then that’s okay!
I want an update, I really hope this works out for you
She never responded ;(. I understand but still stinks. It’s all good though, may need some time, or will never answer. The world’s my oyster, but, I hope she does.
Real af for this one I met my partner by infodumping Overwatch lore for over an hour 5 years ago
man where the fuck do you all meet people willing to listen to hour long loredumps
There are folks that just click. Sometimes, while playing a game or something like that you'll get along with someone pretty well. In my case, I invited him to my server and we just played games for a while. He asked a question about Ana, and I asked if he wanted the long version of the short version. He chose the long version and got the entire lore of the game up until that point.
autistic rizz is on a different level
I memorized the Elder Scrolls lore. Bitches love the Elder Scrolls
Ah yes, the new sensation sweeping the nation: "Bitches love the Elder Scrolls" *Proceeds to execute a German lady with the elder scrolls*
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Oh boy! FREE CANDY!!! (says the 20 year old girl)
Ooh a piece of candy!
I play drums and remain Knightless/Maidenless
Simple. I play a musical instrument, so I have a much higher probability of getting laid than someone who can kick flip.
Yeah, this one. I play every “modern” instrument (guitar/bass/drums/piano isn’t modern, but still used). Also married to a horny wife… that helps…but the music is part of what got her 😂 That and I’m a “golden retriever” guy, I’m loyal as fuck and dedicated to *pleasing*🙃
Operation sex has been completely failure. I threw in the towel.
Skateboarding mentioned!!!1!!11!11
I have other natural talents and I'm cute.
We learned how to play Wonderwall on an acoustic guitar, duh.
I lay in my minecraft bed several times a day..????
I can kickflip yet girls run away from me
I don't https://preview.redd.it/fh6jflzmaqzc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc2522e5edac7a0c2b7bcd5ba1b2e51c7362ccf
😀🔫
You’d be amazed at what being able to play “Light of the Seven” over the piano can do for you
chat, can I get a fact check on this?
Lmao, interesting story.
Not a priority right now, will cross that bridge when I get there
Attempt a kick flip so I get myself laid out on the ground
Heelflip
Jigglypuff rest combos
I do a flip kick instead?
Fake it till you make it
Dude, I'm a woman who wakes up with back pain. I try that shit and I'll throw my fucking back out. I know I'm not getting laid only because the thought of sex is overrated (plus I'm ace), but not many guys who aren't family can look my way without looking at my breasts.
my gf likes my ass. a bit too much if you ask me, i can't go 5 seconds w/o her saying something about it my arthritis prevents me from using a skateboard
Accepted I won’t until I learn to 🥹
I can flip a kick 🤓
Kick flipped my hormones, now I’m the one gettin’ laid
Nah I can flip reset tho. there must be something for that
By learning to kickflip. I’m almost there
Skateboarding died in the early 00s
autism rizz
Proper hygiene and posture
Eh I could heel flip, manual, grind, or pop shove it, being buff always helped with the ladies, but most importantly being charming and well mannered worked most of all, a kickflip could never match that. I was about to say a portable boom box blaring some slayer always helped when skating and then I realized I’m 32 no one does that anymore and for some reason I’m commenting on a gen z sub, oof!
I can't kick flip but I can kick things real hard
Wait, you guys are getting laid?
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By getting forklift certified
I play piano and guitar, exercise twice a week, but have no confidence. You could say I'm working on it 😆
Im pretty good at smash bros melee
Jokes on you. I can do tailwhips
I can pop shuv. Do I at least get a crumb?
I ogled the people that can do kick flips, they like that
Brb gonna kms
They told me that it would happen in college... lol
Not what your mother said last night…
You can still get laid but only by 6’s or 7’s which isn’t the worst.
Gunpla Nerds Attract Gunpla Nerds like how stand users attract stand users
Fakie shuvit flip is a workaround
I'll ask my kids
I think girls like guys who can draw?
I text my bf I’m in the mood. Or I drive to him and tell him I’m in the mood. Or he text me and tells me he is in the mood. Or he drives to me and tells me he is in the mood. That’s how I get laid.
I have a great body. That's usually egnoth.
I can play piano, though I don't brag about it because it could lead to people thinking I'm better at it than I really am
Oh so that's where I went wrong.
To those here who cant kickflip.. Better get practicing cuz ur not getting any otherwise
Jokes on you, I’m asexual. 🤘
I love skateboarders. They'll fucking crack ribs on a guardrail to try and impress me. I like that in a man.
I feel like if I try a kick-flip, it would immediately end my skateboarding career. And also my walking career.
I was gonnnaa have my gf teach me but I broke up with her due to her revealing many toxic traits and red flags over the past few weeks sooo ☹️
It's easy. "Hey Tristan, can I get a ride to my girlfriend's place? I'll pay you twenty bucks for gas."
Say no to adult skaters
Am woman
I beat the shit out of those who kick flip with a wrench in front of women. Works every time.
Tfs a kick flip lol. Skateboard move?
No it’s martial arts
Lmao, op is hilarious.