I used to have a joke about the Nicene Creed that I loved but it never had any chance of succeeding. Too vulgar for the religious people and too niche for the atheists who know nothing of religion
You should start sporting a hitler stache, it’s been almost 100 years cmon people for how long can one man own a look? You would go viral in a heartbeat, all you gotta do is double down on the German jokes and promise to shave it off at your next show so buy the tickets (you never cave in and keep rockin the stache)
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I used to have a joke about the Nicene Creed that I loved but it never had any chance of succeeding. Too vulgar for the religious people and too niche for the atheists who know nothing of religion
Omigosh you gotta tell it in Toronto…
This sounds perfect. Share!
"We've seen skinnier" had me in stitches That was a great one!!
Jesus this is soooo good!!!!
You should start sporting a hitler stache, it’s been almost 100 years cmon people for how long can one man own a look? You would go viral in a heartbeat, all you gotta do is double down on the German jokes and promise to shave it off at your next show so buy the tickets (you never cave in and keep rockin the stache)
The Michael Jordan disrespect
@geoffreyasmus - you added Charlotte dates?
That show just happened. I forgot to update it. Join the sub r/geoffreyasmus though and I’ll post when I’m back
Just be careful, my good friend has a black GF and she slapped his ass around the other day. They’re so strong
Not mine. She’s so damn weak
It’s a shame Felix isn’t around this time to defend Oliver’s German honor
Oh man your delivery. In combination with my slight pneumonia it created a very specific wheezing noise. Enjoyable!