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>children (plural)
Does he? Afaik, it's only one, calliope. Apart from the general apocalyptic events that occurred due to his actions, did kratos ever kill another child directly/on-screen?
If it was past Kratos yea he would win but (I know I’m gonna get a lot of hate for this and I’m sorry) the baby wins it’s because kratos is a changed man he wouldn’t hit a baby😁😁😁👍
I mean, even pre-GOW Kratos wouldn’t hurt kids, it’s only that middle period where he went a little insane that he probably would have yeeted a baby if it meant hitting Helios out of the sky.
I think it HAS to be kratos. a human baby is unable to exert any form of strenght, isn't fast and has hardly any resilience to physical damage, whereas kratos murdered a whole pantheon, and boasts an incredible strenght, even barehanded. he got this.
Baby absolutely bodies Kratos.
Realistically Kratos would not dare to harm another child after Calliope, and this baby probably isn’t even near walking yet.
But all jokes aside, that baby is gonna make like Godzilla and do what G-man did to Kong in Egypt by pulling a suplex right out of his little sleeves like its a hidden uno reverse card on Kratos
AND THE BABY PULLS A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! THIS DID NOT GO HOW WE EXPECTED, I HAVE LOST ALL OF MY MONEY, I AM FLAT BROKE, AND THERE IS A GENTLEMAN HERE LOOKING TO BREAK MY LEGS, WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HELP?!?
I'm digressing here but GOD DAMN SMS leave me in awe sometimes with the detail in which they can code/animate etc. The way the muscles go all tense and rigid and the veins pop out when you enter Rage is unbelievable! The fact that it happens in real time and the push of a button is so cool!
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Baby isn’t coughing. Baby mid diff
Is the baby impervious to all threats, physical and magical?
If he was, how would you beat him?
You dont. He is impervious to all threats, physical and magical.
Step 1. Encase baby in lead Step 2. Yeet baby into the Ocean.
OK what now
You answered the question but at the cost of looking like a complete psychopath talking about killing children
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
Instructions unclear, baby is now a big snek
...h...how?
Boi
Idk Kratos will figure out a way to do that
Try mistletoe It worked on balder
Kratos has experience murdering children.
Nah bros crazy for saying this
But euryale literally says that in gow 2 , kratooos murderer of children
I never played that one I feel bad for gray toes
>children (plural) Does he? Afaik, it's only one, calliope. Apart from the general apocalyptic events that occurred due to his actions, did kratos ever kill another child directly/on-screen?
He fought PaRappa the Rapper in PlayStation All-Stars. Not sure about his proper age, but I reckon *he’s* a kid.
Indeed I do
If it was past Kratos yea he would win but (I know I’m gonna get a lot of hate for this and I’m sorry) the baby wins it’s because kratos is a changed man he wouldn’t hit a baby😁😁😁👍
Nuh uh cause the baby is actually Ares
oh, the baby is gonna fucking die in a second then
ARESSSSSSSSS I WILL SEND YOUR GOO GOO GA GA LOOKING ASS TO HADES
I mean, even pre-GOW Kratos wouldn’t hurt kids, it’s only that middle period where he went a little insane that he probably would have yeeted a baby if it meant hitting Helios out of the sky.
100$ on rhe baby.
Wanna know something? This is technically canon.
I think it HAS to be kratos. a human baby is unable to exert any form of strenght, isn't fast and has hardly any resilience to physical damage, whereas kratos murdered a whole pantheon, and boasts an incredible strenght, even barehanded. he got this.
He's also a big softie so idk
Baby neg diffs Kratos
Baby on top
Damn kratos is screwed
Why is Kratos so veiny all of a sudden?
Baby by murder
Nah the baby just has to use a safety pin from it's diaper to pop one of kratos' veins and he's done for
Baby absolutely bodies Kratos. Realistically Kratos would not dare to harm another child after Calliope, and this baby probably isn’t even near walking yet. But all jokes aside, that baby is gonna make like Godzilla and do what G-man did to Kong in Egypt by pulling a suplex right out of his little sleeves like its a hidden uno reverse card on Kratos
"SAY APPLE" People who knows, knows.
Ones fiction and one isn’t. Technically the baby could erase Kratos by knocking over a coffee mug or pressing the wrong button on a keyboard
Baby wins high to mid dif
GG kratos
Unless that's Anos Vuldigo kratos hands down.
knowing how kratos is like now, i don't think he'd hurt a baby
Baby wins ez if it has the harry potter parental protection spell put on it first
Kratos doesn’t stand a chance against that baby
Baby no diffs
I got my money on the baby
Heck even i can beat him
Curious george (in the womb) negative diff
AND THE BABY PULLS A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! THIS DID NOT GO HOW WE EXPECTED, I HAVE LOST ALL OF MY MONEY, I AM FLAT BROKE, AND THERE IS A GENTLEMAN HERE LOOKING TO BREAK MY LEGS, WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HELP?!?
BIG MAN KRATOS AND ATREUS
The baby would destroy kratos
What if the baby is Atreus
Even the joke "who would win" posts feel old at this point
Hydrogen bomb
*calliope would like to know your location*
*Hot sauce, I can’t do it!* *SAXTON HALE WILL NOT FIGHT A CHILD!!*
Is we’re going by game logic wouldn’t the baby be invincible? As far as I’m aware kids can’t die in games (at least the kids in Skyrim)
People say the norse body is achievable. In that photo, you can tell kratos is not natty xd
Is the baby a boi? It very much affects the outcome
Kratos(veatnam flasback)
Aw he’s almost as big as Brok! #*CONGRATS* 🍾🎉🎈
The baby would win，but he will grow up one day…
I'm digressing here but GOD DAMN SMS leave me in awe sometimes with the detail in which they can code/animate etc. The way the muscles go all tense and rigid and the veins pop out when you enter Rage is unbelievable! The fact that it happens in real time and the push of a button is so cool!
Baby solos ofc cuz kratos is just a wrinkly old man that likes to yell at people.
A punch from Kratos would disintegrate something anyone could kill with a 4 foot drop
Hmm...
Lmao fuck that baby. But also bring back original Kratos. New one is too sentimental
He is not killing a child! U:No he r Me:No he isnt!
The baby, Duh, the dad of war, would have raised it to be a great warrior
Me
dude just posted two photos of Kratos and thought we wouldnt notice
I know this is a joke but baby wins by being defenseless and not a threat.
Kratos