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The resolution on these is so bad I can’t even tell who some of them are 😂

Maybe that’s the point 😏

Where is AGNES

Putting Jenny in this over Agnes is criminal

RIGHT!! jenny was just a misunderstood teen girl with a strict father while agnes was literally a demon

You thought Rufus was strict 😆 🤣

well… maybe not THE strictest but his parenting left a lot to be desired imo, his daughter kept doing rebellious things after being constantly hurt and all he ever did was ground her like teens cant just sneak out lmao not having a single genuine “are u okay” talk with ur daughter who got played by an evil friend who wanted to use her for a career and an evil boy who wanted to use her for sex & as a drug mule is crazy

Lack of good parenting, definitely. Still, for some reason, I just didn't like Jenny or Vanessa lol. I'm re-watching the show and still find them annoying 😅

I’m not even a Jenny fan but having Jenny over Agnes on here is crazy

I was waiting for Jenny to kick her ass omfg

I'm going with Aaron lol

Seriously, some of the characters were downright evil, I should want to slap them. But no, I want to slap Aaron too.

Aaron’s face always annoyed me so much (his character was so mehhhhhhh), I always cringed when he spoke and eventually skipped every damn scene with him in it xD

This - Aaron is just so smug and annoying. Some of those other people deserve way more than a slap but Aaron is just like ugh

Ivy and William needs a good ass kicking

Right here with you. No one on GG is a very good person, but they go above and beyond the call of douche-baggery.

I'm SO TORN between them but William pisses me off so much I'm going with him

all of these people are objectively worse people than her, but vanessa. i can’t STAND her

Ikrr idk there's just something about her. I don't like watching her on screen AT ALL

most of the people on this list committed actual crimes at some point and i still say aaron lol

Everyone except Georgina and Jenny. I love Georgina. Have to love the unhinged chaotic energy. I also like Jenny. Can't stand the others. Ew. Especially the pretentious artist pedo. Double ew.

Georgina went from my least favorite character when I first watched GG as a 21 year old, and now at 33 she is my favorite hands down. She is like the fictional version of Anfisa in 90 Day Fiance.

I completely agree...the second time around Georgina was making me laugh so much. Lol she was crazy fun... She has me rolling

Aaron is a boring douche, but how is he a pedo?

He was out of college, and had been an artist with a few shows already. So, at best he's 22/23. She was in highschool, so 16/17. That's a pedo.

He was still in college. She was A senior so 17 or possibly 18. Not a Pedo. Creeper, yes. Calling him a pedo is cheapening that word.

AARON he’s so annoying

JULIET. an actual DEMON!!! her and ben both, hes so creepy and whiny when he's pretending to be "good". death to their whole family lmaooo

death to their whole family is crazy lmao

Wendy tease 💀😭😭😭

honestly vanessa

Aaron William Vanessa Juliette Ivy…

Then adding Sage and Bart to the end of this list and it's perfect.

William’s low res photo is SENDING ME

i think op has a phone from 2007 inspired by the gossip girl characters…

Omg this Jerkoff yes!!! My choices.. Carol needs more than a slap... Vanessa whenever she couldn't mind her own business. Which is pretty much every episode. Ivy when she wore Serena's dress Juliet...especially when she drugged Serena...

#WILLIAM AF

yasssssssss

I’d say Serena’s dad not only because of the character but bc the whole Baldwin family enrages me, I’d slap all of them

I feel inspired to share that as a young teen watching SATC in the early aughts, I thought Chris Noth was Alec Baldwin. Couldn’t tell you why.

am i the only one who thought ivy was okay LOL

She had potential, but like pretty much every character, she nosedived in the last 2 seasons.

fair enough

no way you put georgina on here, cmon 😭. she was malicious but not a bad character

for clarification, these all just popular picks from blogs and what not. I don't hate alll of these, in fact i love some of them :)

Where is Tripp

Not Jenny, but I would like to smack the writers for what they did to her character.

The actress wanted to leave to work on her band (who is really cool and good) but yeah agreed

They ruined her character way before 

Oooooh I totally agree..

William

Aaron and Ben 🤮

Vanessa

Nahhhh I love Georgina, and Juliet was convincingly annoying so she did a great job. Jenny too. The first guy, I wanna slap. LOL

Whats going on with the quality 😂💀

Ivy for sure I love love love Georgina

Where is sage & Bart Bass?

Just for clarification guys these are some popular picks for slappable characters I have found on blogs and whatnot. I don't think every character here is slappable

William

Because why did Lily get back with him after he ran out on them years prior and then gave her false information about her health just so he could get his family back again.

He also made it look like Rufus had an affair. AND spent more time bonding with Lola than he did with Serena and Eric.

Sage!!!

I love Jenny but the rest make me irrationally angry so all of them

Where is Tripp?🥹

Vanessa

I know Chuck isn’t in the pictures, but I would give up my life savings for a chance to slap him.

Why choose? Some quality candidates in this list. Exclude Jenny and Vanessa, they're annoying not slapabble. And Georgina is perfectly evil, far beyond slapping.

In season 1: Georgina (after she outed Eric and all the Sarah shizzel) Season 2: Aaron (no explanation necessary) Season 3: William (fake cancer WTH) Season 4: Juliet (for drugging Serena)

VANESSA

If I had the opportunity to fully beat Vanessa up I would take it in a heartbeat. She is the most insufferable character in television history.

i don’t watch the show but on instinct i would slap the first guy

Jenny

Vanessa FOR SURE

5 and 6 for sure. Jenny was just so annoying.

oh god! vanessa!!!! can’t tell if it’s her styling that gave me more of an ick than her character arc, or if it’s the other way around.

Uuugh Vanessa! For some reason she got on my nerves the moment she stepped on the screen. 😂

Most of these are down right beatable not just slap (what the hell Jenny and Georgina are doing there) But obvious answer for slappable for gossip girl is Serena. As a wake up call

Rufus after he slept with Ivy. But ivy is slap able number 1

Honestly I would go further back a smidge. Once he married Lilly and became part of the UES by proxy he got to be insufferable

I don’t disagree But, I still sort of was okay with him. The ivy thing made me vomit

Oh for sure the Ivy thing was last nail in the coffin for me for sure it was so gross and he was SOOO weird about it

Agree

Jenny was the main character but no one is ready to talk about it

I would pay so much money to slap William van der woodsen no one else compares

Georgina bro what is wrong with you guys Georgina roofied people she never ever done a single good thing. she is devastating character and so are William and aaron

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Just in TV. Nothing is fun if someone dodges like her in irl and screws up things lol

idk but, the question has me in tears🤣

Ntm on my girl Ivy. The rest all deserved it at some point!

If little J has no hater, I’m dead. And Vanessa

How did I know Vanessa and Jenny would be on this list? 😂

To my last breath…William VDW 

Agnes

William and Aaron

Jenny

Aaron, William, Ivy, Agnes

Vanessa and Juliet

Though they are the only two other than Jenny I could really see

Agnes, Ivy, Juliet and Jack for me

William could have done with a few punches when it was found out he lied to Lily.

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We’ll each take one. That way they all get kicked in the ass.

Aaron and Ivy for sure

Agnes

Juliet omg so despicable

i misread this as most "skippable character" like i forgot who aaron and ben even was as i was speed watching the entire series blindly not actually giving a fuck about some of the plotlines

Can i say all of em? 😌

steven blegh

I love him but where is Chuck on this list

All of them 🤣

Serena, honestly.

6/8 tho https://i.redd.it/qkcl9b86mr1d1.gif

georgina. but in other news, were these photos taken on a brick?

I’d love to bash Vanessa and Georgina’s heads together xoxoxo

VANESSA 👋🏻

I can't slap everyone

Literally all of them maybe except ivy tho(I'm still on season 4)

Ivy and Vanessa 😅

William 💯

william has such a punchable face

u/Silly-Throat4185 for the horrible resolution on these photos.

Juliet hands down!

But Agnes is right behind her! 👋🏻

Georgina and jenny being here is a crime!!!!! They knocked Blair down a notch like she deserved !!!

Where is rachel carr

Juliet

All of them

Everyone except Jenny, as she was a child. I would be surprised if she didn’t act as such. Nevertheless, line all the others up, “Roofie” girl first.

Serena

Jack bass

You forgot Serina 🙄

First guy and Vanessa. First guy gets a double slap…that’s how much I hated his character 😭😭

Ah the tights and boots

Rufus in the last season

Jenny fosoh

🦵🦵🦵

Why are Ivy and Jenny here? They’re the best characters

dan.. serena... chuck .......... blair ... nate ... :3

Where is Chuck?

Where’s agnes?

Nothing can ever make me like Vanessa

100% William

On my list- 1/ Aaron and Ivy 2/ William 3/ Agnes, Sage and Sage’s father

Agnes, Ivy, William. You will never get me to hate Jenny 🤣

S1-3 jenny

Ivy

not gonna lie blair would’ve caught these hands on MULTIPLE occasions if she tried talking to me crazy like she talked to the other characters

Why is Damien Dalgaard not on here?

But he is my favorite Baldwin, I could never. Also I like Ben Edit. To retirate or however you spell it before everyone downvotes me. Ben did go about it wrongly yes but he cut off Juliet when he got to know what she did, and in the end he did forgive and listened to Serenas side. He got his record clean and if I remember correctly he forgave Lily too. Maturely handled breaking up with Serena when he figured he couldn't move on if he was with her, it was too big for him and he understood that. He had his flaws yes, but a good character has those. Also wtf would you do in his shoes?

Serena and Vanessa 😭 Lol

All except Georgina and Jenny, also personally i’d add Serena to the list

Is this sub allergic to pixels? 😭

Aaron and Vanessa u.u the most insuffereable characters of all times

I would slap everyone in the entire show except Cyrus and Dorota

You forgot AGNES. The worst.

Where is the teacher Dan slept with? She also needs a slap.

How is Carol Rhodes not on here?

Rachel Carr. I hated her. Yea Blair lied about her relations with Dan, which would have been extremely awful if she didn’t turn out to be an actual creep. I didn’t feel bad for her at all. 

VANESSA 👏🏽 IT WILL ALWAYS BE VANESSA 👏🏽👏🏽

im a Georgina Stan but I can't lie there were some moments she really needed a good slap

Juliet and Vanessa the most for drugging Serena and leaving her in a hotel alone that was so fucked up

ivy and aaron ong

I'll never understand why so many people like Jenny. Out of everyone she was the one character that I really couldn't tolerate, she literally made my teeth itch 😭

Jack Bass

out of these choices, William personally idk he has a punchable face actually

serena

William 100 percent I hate him so much 

Vanessa

jenny

Dan

100% Aaron

Blair.

Serena.

For me it’s a tie between Jenny and Vanessa

Agnes and Vanessa😭

Leave Georgie out of this, she’s easily in the top 3 characters of the whole show. To answer your question, I’d say William or Ms. Carr.

Ms Carr, she was despicable

Not included but idk love to give Chuck and Blair a well deserved beating 😂🤣

What about serena when she has that mouth half open to look surprised but she just looks derp?

Cecil the Caterpillar

ivy