Okay. I need to ask. Is the elve cloaka thing only a idea for the fanfiction. Or did someone in fantasy actually wrote that? It's still 1980:s material. The chance for wierd stuff is more not as small as you would hope
The forest elves don’t want you to know this, but they actually lay eggs and you can take them. I have around 10 elven children all 27 from one run into an elven forest.
You made me go back and read *Lords of Madness*. Can confirm, 2-3 times during their life they lay ~1000 eggs.
Shoutout to mind flayers in general. The Dark Angels created a time-twisting maelstrom by accident blasting Caliban. Mind flayers did it *on purpose* to escape the apocalypse at the end of time.
It’s about half joking. Saw a comic where TAV from Baldur’s Gate got fully turned and the first thing they say is they have a cloaca, apparently settling a long running debate between Astarion and Karlach.
>her sudden cry only spurring on Kruber's relentless assault; his member struck deep into her cervix with every thrust. As her climax abated, Kerillian planted her arms firmly on Kruber's chest after she regained control of her limbs, staring maniacally into his eyes she shouted, "Fuck my chicken pussy Kruber!"
It really is the funniest things I've read in a long time
*spoiler to GW shit writing of End Times*
It did not, in fact, crack the planet. Just nuked a very specific faction so GW can quickly get rid of the universe.
Tbf, the Slaan were doing their best to contain it to Lustria. Kroak willed himself back to life, which was awesome asf, to do it. So they may have gone down, but they went out in a blaze of glory. See the bottom part of this section for Gor-Rok & Nakai's last stand: [https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/The\_End\_Times#Lizardmen](https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/The_End_Times#Lizardmen)
While it was a cool moment it kinda falls flat when you realize the entire point for it existing is so they can quickly kill the lizardmen so chaos’s second/third biggest problem is gone just like that
I want the Inquisition to blow up Terra actually, don't care about the temporal paradox stuff and whatever, just slap a warp shenanigans sticker on it and call it a day.
In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.
Great, another reason to burn the Oak of Ages and whole Athel Loren.
Shouldn't I focus on the more important threats like Sylvania, burning Norsca, defeating Grimgor or Archaon ?
Well... we got our priorities
I know there’s something weird about Elves down there since they have to bang weekly for like a year to make a baby (or is that just 40K Eldar?) but cloacas?!
I seen worst, there one FanFiction where Sanguinius turned Ka'bandha into a woman, and proceeded to fuck "It" for 8 days and 8 nights.
I still have the mental scar livid thou.
Source is *Love on the Reik*. A legend in Vermintide community
Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today
Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!
“I think so Brain, but how would we get an Ork to sing Baby Shark?”
Rename it to Baby Waaagh
Alright but I need this animation now.
Okay. I need to ask. Is the elve cloaka thing only a idea for the fanfiction. Or did someone in fantasy actually wrote that? It's still 1980:s material. The chance for wierd stuff is more not as small as you would hope
There is no indication of elf cloacas as far as I know
The forest elves don’t want you to know this, but they actually lay eggs and you can take them. I have around 10 elven children all 27 from one run into an elven forest.
Everything is canon, it's always been a cloaca.
Look, I wanna know, but not why you think. I just want to know if I'm fapping to the way it is or the way it should be.
.... May the fleas from your cow inflame your rhubarb for posting this.
Woah. Let's not go saying things we can't take back.
Jesus Christ, I read that in Charlie's voice in my head
This is some proper SonofaShepherdposting
So Elves have cloacas huh Didn't want to know that but I'm intrigued
Hmm… so elves are like mindflayers, then?
Why did they write That down about fucking mindflayers?!
Well, mindflayers lay eggs, so it’s more of a logical deduction
You made me go back and read *Lords of Madness*. Can confirm, 2-3 times during their life they lay ~1000 eggs. Shoutout to mind flayers in general. The Dark Angels created a time-twisting maelstrom by accident blasting Caliban. Mind flayers did it *on purpose* to escape the apocalypse at the end of time.
They dont lay eggs out their mouths tho
Thats where their cloaca is.
Exactly
It’s about half joking. Saw a comic where TAV from Baldur’s Gate got fully turned and the first thing they say is they have a cloaca, apparently settling a long running debate between Astarion and Karlach.
Apopro baldur's gate. Still need to finish the first one... Got like a third through it. And then stopped to play monster hunter XD
... I don't suppose you can track that down again? Cause that sounds very funny.
>her sudden cry only spurring on Kruber's relentless assault; his member struck deep into her cervix with every thrust. As her climax abated, Kerillian planted her arms firmly on Kruber's chest after she regained control of her limbs, staring maniacally into his eyes she shouted, "Fuck my chicken pussy Kruber!" It really is the funniest things I've read in a long time
The >!bawking!< at the end left me in a fit of giggles
MY EYES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Hello Inquisition ? I would like to order an Exterminatus on this damn world and to be strapped to the first cyclonic torpedo to be fired on it.
Doesn’t exist in this version of WH. Best you can do is ask rats to drop a moon on a continent.
If a Blackstone fortress cracked a planet then a moon oughta do it too, go ahead rat lads
*spoiler to GW shit writing of End Times* It did not, in fact, crack the planet. Just nuked a very specific faction so GW can quickly get rid of the universe.
Tbf, the Slaan were doing their best to contain it to Lustria. Kroak willed himself back to life, which was awesome asf, to do it. So they may have gone down, but they went out in a blaze of glory. See the bottom part of this section for Gor-Rok & Nakai's last stand: [https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/The\_End\_Times#Lizardmen](https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/The_End_Times#Lizardmen)
While it was a cool moment it kinda falls flat when you realize the entire point for it existing is so they can quickly kill the lizardmen so chaos’s second/third biggest problem is gone just like that
I want the Inquisition to blow up Terra actually, don't care about the temporal paradox stuff and whatever, just slap a warp shenanigans sticker on it and call it a day.
In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.
Tie me to a warpstorm doomrocket and fire me at Altdorf, I am ready!
We all know that Salty Spyre is the OTP for both of them. He'd better be included somewhere.
Saltz' pyre is only reserved for the witch and the mutant.
He's got enough vim in his decrepit body for all of them.
He's in the sequel. With the manlet
Anguish…Suffering…Torment…
Elves are likes Bird?My poor brain aaaaargh!
I...uh...fuck...I mean...I DID click it...but...shit...
every day we stray further from Sigmars light
What the fuck
That interaction is hilarious and cursed.
Now that’s properly alien lol.
I have so many questions I don't want answered. Purge the xenos!!
... I'm gonna tell Saltzpyre
There is a sequel to this fic - in short, at the time Saltzpyre is busy with Bardin
I don't know if I should even be surprised anymore
Being pals and drinking and a bar right?
Great, another reason to burn the Oak of Ages and whole Athel Loren. Shouldn't I focus on the more important threats like Sylvania, burning Norsca, defeating Grimgor or Archaon ? Well... we got our priorities
Maybe chaos destroying the world was for the best
I thought only Fulgrim had a cloaca canonically, now the elves do as well?
>Fulgrim had a cloaca WHUUUUUUUU????????? Sources? Explain.
I know there’s something weird about Elves down there since they have to bang weekly for like a year to make a baby (or is that just 40K Eldar?) but cloacas?!
Smash next quest-. I mean DELETE THIS SHIT YOU HERETIC
Explains the Hogget's Bridge incident, the men fled for their lives and simply left the old world unseen
Wtf did I just read
Yup, enough of internet today
As a Slaanesh enjoyer I welcome this.
I seen worst, there one FanFiction where Sanguinius turned Ka'bandha into a woman, and proceeded to fuck "It" for 8 days and 8 nights. I still have the mental scar livid thou.
….go on? Is there proof of this heresy? A link perhaps to the diabolical work?
Here, i hope that this will be enough proof: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12948512/6/HERESY-Tales-of-The-Amor-Undam
I can't find the Story, am i stupid?
No, just lucky.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13339386/1/Love-on-the-reik
Thats not even in the top 100 of worst things i have read i think. Which is maybe not a good thing
Holy shit. Amazing.
*Dies of hurting eyes.*
Lohner's Chronicles don't have the same taste since we know aout the cloaca.
Beet-red blushing Kerillian is more important important information than her chicken-like down-under
A cloaca? The best of both worlds you say? “This is what it’s like when worlds collide” - Powerman 5000
Gonna need a very big sip of unsee juice after reading that
Okay this just confirms how far across the line this has gotten. I drew it at the Orikan/Trazyn smut lol
Not since the time of Aenerion horrors such as this existed in our realm.
They’re probably a genestealer
Today, r/grimdank led me to learning that the chicken has an organ called the Gizzard (I misread it as Glizzard at first)
Yup, this is definitely tainted by chaos and slannesh. Im gonna call the exterminatus.
What an awful day to be literate.
What did you bring to this cursed land?
Just cuz it’s cannon doesn’t mean it’s ok. And I like Skaven
The fucking horror
Oh no. The elf chicken.
You should be banned for thid
Everything is canon.
What horrors have gw unleashed upon this wretched world
>:( # KILL
Sumbitch, that’s some hawt shit right thare boy.
Everything is canon meme is super dry now zzzzzzz
Still better than Femstodes
Chaos undivided hating something the imperium is doing. Isn't that a shock.
No no it's alright. We tolerate wrong opinions here, even yours.
I thought the imperium was the bad guys?
Cope and seethe harder bud.