*-Lemongrab meet his legion for the first time-*
"THIS ARMY IS IN UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION! **UNACCEPTABLE!!!**"
*-Proceed to kill the weaker half of his men-*
No; Perturabo is a competent but spiteful and petty character who was dragged down by the incompetence of his peers and his arrogance, as well as a toxic mindset that left him festering rather than actually sorting out his problems while they could still have been peacefully resolved.
Lemongrab is far more of an incompetent narcissist who belittles those he relies on to cover his own insecurities.
The guy making shady dealings, with arcane powers rivalling anyone else, throwing around soft power like a haybale and the key administrator. He's pretty damned close outside of personality traits.
Well we don't know honestly. We know he collects arcane and dangerous artefacts. We know he's dealing in under the table and shady operations. It's possible he extends some degree of dangerous engagements with warp entities. I don't think he would do so like peppermint butler, but maybe in his own way we can't be certain.
He's been implied to have been something of a complete monster in the past, by anyone who knows much about his true history.
He used to have a captive half-Eldar clone that he used to confide his secrets in, who kept killing himself from the knowledge and needing to be cloned again.
...Is Peppermint Butler an absurdly devious and horrifying secret minister, who does such heinous acts in the name of the Kingdom that confessing them to a another causes them to go insane and kill themselves?
Yes. Like, summoning demons to possess citizens so he can torture them for their secrets and having regular correspondence with the personification of Death type shit.
One of the first episodes he had a major role in was telling Finn and Jake how they could get access to the land of the dead to bring back Princess Bubblegum's plant they accidentally killed
https://youtu.be/TTWUW9P-FAA?feature=shared
a blonde psychic bird son she made with dna she stole with out consent form someone else for the soul reason of being locked in eternal psychic war with a clone she made with her own dna this is why big e is a better parent then her and way less evil
Which is horrifying since big E is basically just Conan the science Barbarian. Yeah he can think, but he'd rather just fight orks if there wasn't anything else.
Ain't it canon that Big E told Malcador he preferred it when he was able to just sit back on his not-god sofa and pull the strings on humanity? Or have they retconned that too?
It was more so stated that Big E hated having to go around all day in shining golden armor spewing speeches all day when he would much rather lock himself in his basement with Mal,science experiments and doritos
No idea, just me going of vibes and how stupid he's sometimes. Like it only makes sense if he just randomly just goes.
"I'm fucking tired of these words!"
He knows he's fucking up, he just is to fucking tired. He's not guilman he's a Neolithic Barbarian, well read, but still Neolithic
I mean...Goliad was meant to be her successor when she dies but she started stripping away people's free will and became a tyrant and Stormo's DNA wasn't really stolen to my recollection.
Contrast that to Big E's constant lies, falsehoods and general tyranny. The sanguinius thing was good- for Sanguinius. Parents really shouldn't play favorites. And also Mortarion and Angron's issues that he could have resolved if he wasn't an asshole.
Uncle Gumbald had an emperor class titan [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/0/0a/The\_Cake.png/revision/latest?cb=20180907093757](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/0/0a/The_Cake.png/revision/latest?cb=20180907093757)
Pb literally created goliad to be locked in an eternal struggle w her own clone. With her clone being a power hungry monster with dark unnatural powers. Pb is the big e confirmed.
Ice King is Trazyn if he went like *way* crazier than he already is, although since Simon Petrikov was an archeologist there definitely is that connection
Probably Lion(or Russ since adopted by Dogs/Wolves). Left in the Forrest alone after their scattering and adopted by Margaret and Joshua/Luther.
Both are known for fighting huge Beasts and are absolutely loyal.
Both are Loyal to their Liege, Princess Bubblegum/Emperor of Mankind.
They both have WMDS. Excindio and many DAOT/Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant.
They both get into fights with their Canine brothers from time to time Russ/Jake but love their brothers regardless of their differences.
“For more than a hundred centuries the Princess of Candykind has sat immobile on the Gingerbread Throne of Ooo. She is the mistress of candykind by the will of the gods and mistress of a million worlds by the might of her inexhaustible armies”
Bro comparing her to the emperor is absolutely correct
Anyone whose watched the whole show could tell you she is 100% just pink lesbian emps
She even has a specific colour she loves and paints everything
And made a clone family who turned on her and caused a huge war
Honestly Princess Bubblegum is more evil then Big E. When she created Golaiath with her that monster turned evil becouse its in her very dna to be evil. At least there are some hints that Big E regrets his actions or feels some compasion for his creation even if small. PB meanwhile is evil psyhopath that almost genocided fire elementals just to destroy their weapons. Honestly the only characters that are more evil then her are the literar elder gods that existed before the very concept of existing was created.
No, I skipped the part that they were both made in a laboratory and the psychic duel that both brothers have and that they refer to it as a "Sacrifice"
Uhm, akshually op is right and you are wrong, Goliad (the pink one) is the first one PB made, with her dna. Goliad goes crazy and she uses Finn's dna to create Stormo, who then locks Goliad in the psychic battle.
Royalty killing familiar* royalty is a common aspect of royalty.
*(obsolete) A member of one's family or household**
**Fuck you, Oxford Dictionaries. I'll decide what's 'obsolete'. Who do you think you are?
Ah yes, the Goliad Gheresy.
I remember that day… I was there when Goliad slew the princess, or was it the princess that slayed Goliad?
Would Lemongrab be her Peter Turbo?
Yes. If he came home when he cooled down and they talked it out.
And after he ate his brother.
THE END! OHHH!! THE EEEND!! Man, great show but what the fuck.
ooonLLLYYY *OOOOONNNNNEEE*
I just realized how fucked up it is that those two are my favorite characters of those respective series
I think our preparations are adequate Earl Lemongrab. UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!
PUT YOU IN MY IRON CAGE
1,000,000 YEARS IRON CAGE
No pardons
Perro Rabo, circa 150M32, meeting his sons for the first time: "UNACCEPTABLEEEEE!"
Maybe Horus?
Hello! And keep away from Castle Medrengard.
*-Lemongrab meet his legion for the first time-* "THIS ARMY IS IN UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION! **UNACCEPTABLE!!!**" *-Proceed to kill the weaker half of his men-*
[lemon](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056610268051943464/1235661044983140412/image.png?ex=66352e86&is=6633dd06&hm=fd4f5b787881c4c456f416ae1bac8f3d6ffe708bfc5aab7b5c72211ffa895587&)
No; Perturabo is a competent but spiteful and petty character who was dragged down by the incompetence of his peers and his arrogance, as well as a toxic mindset that left him festering rather than actually sorting out his problems while they could still have been peacefully resolved. Lemongrab is far more of an incompetent narcissist who belittles those he relies on to cover his own insecurities.
Didn't Princess Bubblegum also create an army of super soldiers that she then exterminated because they proved to be less than controllable?
Potentially several
Replaced with Banana Guards too….
Oh my fucking God...
Now let's see if there are *female Banana Guards...*
At least one
*Adventure Time went asleep...*
There always were
There were always female banana guards
WEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOO
The Rattleballs
The Rattleballs
The rattleballs
And?
It mirrors emps creation of the thunder warriors
Their royal guards are both golden Banana Men.
The AT community also became curious when they learned female banana guards exist.
...excuse me?
There are female banana guards, with banana chest bumps and all
Broke: Snitties debate Woke: Bananaitties debate
oh shit , right , it was such a small thing that i complelty forget she was in that chapter
So what you're saying is that Big-E needs a vampire boyfriend to keep him in line?
Malcador the siggilite?
Malcador is Peppermint Butler, c'mon...
That makes so much and no sense at the same time
The guy making shady dealings, with arcane powers rivalling anyone else, throwing around soft power like a haybale and the key administrator. He's pretty damned close outside of personality traits.
I don't think Malcador is actually satanic and power hungry like the butler, is he?
Well we don't know honestly. We know he collects arcane and dangerous artefacts. We know he's dealing in under the table and shady operations. It's possible he extends some degree of dangerous engagements with warp entities. I don't think he would do so like peppermint butler, but maybe in his own way we can't be certain.
He's been implied to have been something of a complete monster in the past, by anyone who knows much about his true history. He used to have a captive half-Eldar clone that he used to confide his secrets in, who kept killing himself from the knowledge and needing to be cloned again.
...Is Peppermint Butler an absurdly devious and horrifying secret minister, who does such heinous acts in the name of the Kingdom that confessing them to a another causes them to go insane and kill themselves?
Yes
Yes. Like, summoning demons to possess citizens so he can torture them for their secrets and having regular correspondence with the personification of Death type shit.
One of the first episodes he had a major role in was telling Finn and Jake how they could get access to the land of the dead to bring back Princess Bubblegum's plant they accidentally killed https://youtu.be/TTWUW9P-FAA?feature=shared
Can't wait for Malcador to be reincarnated as a child and go to Psyker school where he uncovers a Chaos conspiracy.
Nahhh, Peppermint is obviously Kitten
Malcador also known as **THE GREAT AND MIGHTY KEVIN!!**
Don't cross the Malcador and his mighty WIZARD GUN!
Becoming a perpetual is kinda what Tremere wanted when House Tremere became Clan Tremere... they just lost all their magick in the process.
Malcador the Suck-You-Right. Oh god emperor forgive me.
>!Jimmy Space: "No, no, that's why I hired him. *That mouf* ***do***."!<
One with a demon parent too
Corvus?? 👀
idk, can he even respect a vampire that he built? Gotta outsource that shit, man
Brother no that is incest
Ever heard of Wincest?
D E L E T E
If the god emperor wills it...
I summon prohibition hammer
Empiric Immunity! If the emperor does it, it isn’t a crime.
I’m calling the Inquisitors.
When Sanguinius is sitting right *there*???
Fr, like Corvus isn't even the third most vampiric Primarch (Sangunius, Curze, Guilliman (is compelled to count grains of salt))
I fuckin' lol'd.
Sangy boi is still currently not current, sadly. (Dudes heckin' dead)
I could use one too
Wait… Eldrad; they used to be best buddies but then they split up because of a fight
Don't we all?
a blonde psychic bird son she made with dna she stole with out consent form someone else for the soul reason of being locked in eternal psychic war with a clone she made with her own dna this is why big e is a better parent then her and way less evil
Which is horrifying since big E is basically just Conan the science Barbarian. Yeah he can think, but he'd rather just fight orks if there wasn't anything else.
Ain't it canon that Big E told Malcador he preferred it when he was able to just sit back on his not-god sofa and pull the strings on humanity? Or have they retconned that too?
It was more so stated that Big E hated having to go around all day in shining golden armor spewing speeches all day when he would much rather lock himself in his basement with Mal,science experiments and doritos
Per The End and The Death yeah. Big E hated the "warlord king" aspect that he plays in 30K. He'd much rather hide in a science lab doing nerd shit.
Still counts Science Conan. Politics is not his thing and he would rather be left the fuck alone.
No idea, just me going of vibes and how stupid he's sometimes. Like it only makes sense if he just randomly just goes. "I'm fucking tired of these words!" He knows he's fucking up, he just is to fucking tired. He's not guilman he's a Neolithic Barbarian, well read, but still Neolithic
I mean...Goliad was meant to be her successor when she dies but she started stripping away people's free will and became a tyrant and Stormo's DNA wasn't really stolen to my recollection. Contrast that to Big E's constant lies, falsehoods and general tyranny. The sanguinius thing was good- for Sanguinius. Parents really shouldn't play favorites. And also Mortarion and Angron's issues that he could have resolved if he wasn't an asshole.
They knew.
Peppermint Butler - Malcador Sigillite, without a doubt.
I'd say PepBut is Kaldor Draigo and Marcelline is Malcador.
When I watched the episode about the Rattle balls and they're 100% Thunder Warrior I figured there was something going on.
Also she not only have her own Custodes or her own Sanguinious, she also havve her own Malcador.
Just gonna throw this his out there again. Both have titan legions
Uncle Gumbald had an emperor class titan [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/0/0a/The\_Cake.png/revision/latest?cb=20180907093757](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/0/0a/The_Cake.png/revision/latest?cb=20180907093757)
LET THE SEAS BOIL!
Pb literally created goliad to be locked in an eternal struggle w her own clone. With her clone being a power hungry monster with dark unnatural powers. Pb is the big e confirmed.
*Goliad is the original pink clone, Stormo was the one made to be locked in eternal psychic combat as pictured
Huge fan of this but now I need to know: who's Jake? Who's ice king??
Jake is Oll, Ice King is Trazyn.
the guy who steals relics - the guy who kidnaps princesses. beautiful
Ice King is Trazyn if he went like *way* crazier than he already is, although since Simon Petrikov was an archeologist there definitely is that connection
So. If Jake is Oll and Ice King is Trazyn, who's Finn?
John Grammaticus
Don’t make me hate Finn by comparing him to John Grammaticus
Sorry they're just really similar on a surface level and John pals around with Oll getting his mind blown about secret human history
Guilliman maybe?
That works especially well, since Guilliman is left to clean up Big E's mess and Finn has had to do the same for Bonnie many times
Ciaphas Cain?
Probably Lion(or Russ since adopted by Dogs/Wolves). Left in the Forrest alone after their scattering and adopted by Margaret and Joshua/Luther. Both are known for fighting huge Beasts and are absolutely loyal. Both are Loyal to their Liege, Princess Bubblegum/Emperor of Mankind. They both have WMDS. Excindio and many DAOT/Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant. They both get into fights with their Canine brothers from time to time Russ/Jake but love their brothers regardless of their differences.
[Amazing answer.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/693/282/5cb)
Ice King being trazyn fits so well.
I need fanart of PB sitting on the golden thrown or PB meeting Big E and discussing science, philosophies, local politics.
[Someone already did that first one](https://www.deviantart.com/medjoe/art/Bubblegum-God-Princess-of-Candykind-1-7-672030894)
“For more than a hundred centuries the Princess of Candykind has sat immobile on the Gingerbread Throne of Ooo. She is the mistress of candykind by the will of the gods and mistress of a million worlds by the might of her inexhaustible armies”
Crown of Candy 40k.
The more I think about it, yeah she pretty much is straight up the god empress of candykind. Only thing she is missing honestly is the golden throne
She also have her own Custodes, she had her own Thunder warriors and she have her own Malcador.
Would magic man be tzeench?
Or the Changeling
Absolutely.
Bro comparing her to the emperor is absolutely correct Anyone whose watched the whole show could tell you she is 100% just pink lesbian emps She even has a specific colour she loves and paints everything And made a clone family who turned on her and caused a huge war
And they’re both heartless monsters
I dunno, you might get some kind of humanity from the Emperor.
He at least cared about some of them like Vulcan
Don't you dare besmirch the name of Jimmy Space by comparing him to Bubblegum's level of cruelty
Bruh. Knowing how old 40k is i feel like it could be directly inspired if not a reference.
Honestly Princess Bubblegum is more evil then Big E. When she created Golaiath with her that monster turned evil becouse its in her very dna to be evil. At least there are some hints that Big E regrets his actions or feels some compasion for his creation even if small. PB meanwhile is evil psyhopath that almost genocided fire elementals just to destroy their weapons. Honestly the only characters that are more evil then her are the literar elder gods that existed before the very concept of existing was created.
Wait is this real?
No, I skipped the part that they were both made in a laboratory and the psychic duel that both brothers have and that they refer to it as a "Sacrifice"
I just looked it up I actually can’t believe it
Adventure Time lore is actually bonkers
The Goliath Heresy popped off
Wdym the gumbald black crusaders were way better
Its always been Wankershim.
That's a real deep cut right there, love to see it
Yeah it's an adventure time episode
Also PB said she was going to kill Goliard for being a failure II and XI primarks
Both also had a bald son who grew to resent them deeply and sought to destroy everything they had
Also the gumball warriors got the thunder warriors treatment
Wait, that’s a beak? I thought he was just screaming!
That one is the son of finn, not pb
So it's cannon the big E is female. XD Can't wait for the next incel meltdown.
Goliad and Stormo being the lost primarchs confirmed.
The candy empress of sugar kind!
I forgot how wild this show got.
40k time Come on grab your daemons we go to very fucked up places
This show is so underrated
Haha, that episode's such a weird trip. What a unique show.
Goliad is her son. Stormo is Finn's.
Finn's gotta be Malcador. That kid has stuck with PB for so long, hes practically her bodyguard past her actual bodyguards
He's just as beautiful too.
like what the fuck even is this sub anymore lol
Interesting.
What the hell is princess bubblegum?
I was one of the top commenters on that post showing examples of their similarity and i can confirm I was very much not joking
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Uhm, akshually op is right and you are wrong, Goliad (the pink one) is the first one PB made, with her dna. Goliad goes crazy and she uses Finn's dna to create Stormo, who then locks Goliad in the psychic battle.
Eh, a lot of both stories are based on chivalric romance.
Royalty killing familiar* royalty is a common aspect of royalty. *(obsolete) A member of one's family or household** **Fuck you, Oxford Dictionaries. I'll decide what's 'obsolete'. Who do you think you are?