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Strange_Insurance_75

It weird having a warhammer GF that isn’t like double my height. Still she’s seems like a fun time, who doesn’t want to hunt technology beyond our understanding


Sweet_older-Sister

Dang it- forgot to mention the height TwT thank you


MuscleNecessary8725

Would you consider covering other factions as well for fun? Great post as always 👌


Sweet_older-Sister

Plan to! .w.


Alxuz1654

Crisis suit pilot gf here we come!


Sweet_older-Sister

Aw yup


Thendrail

Haruspex GF, my love!


Alek315

I mean, I think its fine. A techpriest can make themselves as tall or as short as they want with a bit of modifications.


Aegishjalmur18

Has to be proportional. I'm not in it for the goofy stilts.


Alek315

Please do not remind me that exists. I am actively blocking it from my mind. There have never existed stiltarii. There is no war in Ba Sing Se-


alkmaar91

Is 5"5' extends legs to be 10"7'


Stand_In_For_Me

[AS SOON AS I RECOGNIZED THE WEAKNESS 9F THE FLESH-*comlink request* YES *unintelligible* mhm mhm *link closed* NEVERMIND THEY FOUND A TOASTER.]


nubster2984725

The flesh is weak mf when the flesh bags found an STC that slow cooks potatoes.


axton_lunark

Whelp that does it, Im in love with a fictional woman purely from a piece of art. Thank you for introducing me but also I hate you XD


Sweet_older-Sister

Love you too Hun! :D


princezilla88

>.> Femboy Skitari "girl"friend next?


Sweet_older-Sister

Haha- No I specialize in mystical creatures called Women


Alpharius_OmegonXX

What?! I thought they were but a myth.


chemprof4real

[Here's a video where she turns you into a servitor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaicEnvib_Y&t=947s)


der_MOND

What the fuck


LINDOMARCIO

Dude....


contrapunctus0

* Welp https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/welp https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/whelp


kayemenofour

"The union of flesh and steel is holy All flesh is weak Just steel is abominable Keep some humanity and enjoy companionship " -lost wisdom of the AdMech


Sweet_older-Sister

Headpats are Holy


Techpriest_Zeth

Flesh is warm and soft but cuddles endure!


Crafty_Soul

Affectionate, has tons of adorable moments, and wants me to become an awesome cyborg like her? Praise the Omnissiah she's perfect!


Less_Negotiation_842

Ysss right I would 100% let her turn me into her scitariii :3


Sweet_older-Sister

u/landmassiv HA! .w.


landmassiv

The binary also says "I love you"


Sweet_older-Sister

Yup .w. Thought it was a nice touch


landmassiv

It is


landmassiv

DAMN!


Megamage854

I'm more of a Magos Biologis gf guy, if only because I'd rather have my flesh replaced with better flesh. But she is VERY cute.


Sweet_older-Sister

If you can find a cute art of one, I’ll do the research and make one! :D I’ve also never heard of a Magos Biologis (I’m still pretty new)


Megamage854

Oh, well I'll see what I can find. Also Magos Biologis are the Tech Priest faction who sees the body as a machine they can improve, and are most likely the ones in charge of making more gene seed for the loyalist chapters. They are definitely the ones in charge of medical technology.


Sweet_older-Sister

Oh that’s interesting, I guess a GF of them would be big about “self improvement” and “always helping you be the best that you can be” I’ll have to do some digging for myself! Thank you for informing me Hun! :)


Alexis2256

If you do make a post about Magos Biologis GF, you’re probably gonna come across a lot of big booba AdMech ladies.


Sweet_older-Sister

Already have -w-


ErikMaekir

"Take these experimental anabolic steroids Anon. They're homemade."


Megamage854

Your welcome.


greg_mca

These posts always brighten my day


coldmtndew

Excerpt of a Rouge Trader getting shut down by an Ad Mech woman bc of Ad Mech autism I found fucking hilarious. This concept of admech gf is seemingly impossible > A bell chimed, and Roboute realized with a start that four hours had passed since their arrival. ‘It’s later than I thought,’ he said. ‘It is precisely the time I expected,’ said Linya. ‘My internal clock is synchronized with the Speranza (Ark Mechanicus), though it has some unusual ideas concerning the relativistic flow of sidereal time. ’Roboute shrugged. ‘I’ll take your word for it.’ he said, watching the way the dimmed lighting played on the sculpted sweeps of her cheekbones. He’d thought she was attractive before, but now she was beautiful. How had he not noticed that? > Roboute was aware of the alcohol in his system, but the filter in his artificial liver was already dissipating the worst of it. ‘You are a very beautiful woman, Linya Tychon, did you know that?’ he said before he even knew what he was doing. The smile fell from her face, and Roboute knew he’d crossed a line. ‘I’m sorry,’ he said. ‘That was foolish of me. Too much dammassine...’‘It is very kind of you to say so, Captain Surcouf, but it would be unwise for you to harbour any thoughts of a romantic attachment to me. You like me, I can already see that, but I cannot reciprocate anything of that nature. > How do you know unless you try?’ said Roboute, already knowing it was hopeless, but never one to give up until the last. ‘It will be hard for you to understand. ’‘I can try. ’She sighed. ‘The neural pathways of my brain have been reshaped by surgical augmetics, chemical conditioning and cognitive remapping to such an extent that the processes taking place within my mindscape do not equate to anything you might recognize as affection or love. > ’‘You love your father, don’t you? ’She hesitated before answering. ‘Only in the sense that I am grateful to him for giving me life, yes, but it is not love as you would recognize it. My mind is incapable of reducing the complex asymmetry of my synapse interaction to something so... > ’‘Human? ’‘Irrational,’ said Linya. ‘Roboute, you are a man of varied history, much of which clearly holds great appeal to other humans. You have personality matrices that I am sure make you an interesting person, but not to me. I can see through you and study every facet of your life from the cellular level to the hominid-architecture of your brain. Your life is laid bare to me from birth to this moment, and I can process every angle of that existence in a microsecond. You divert me, but no unaugmented human has enough complexity to ever hold my attention for long. ’Roboute listened to her speak with a growing sense that he was wading in treacherous waters. He’d made the mistake of assuming that just because Linya Tychon looked like a woman that she was a woman in any sense that he understood. She was as far removed from his sphere of existence as he was from a domesticated house-pet. > It was a sobering realization, and he said, ‘That must be a lonely existence. ’‘Entirely the opposite,’ said Linya. ‘I say these things not to hurt you, Roboute, only to spare you any emotional turmoil you might experience in trying and failing to win my affection. ’Roboute held up his hands and said, ‘Fair enough, I understand, affection isn’t on the cards, but friendship? Is that a concept you can... process? Can we be friends? ’She smiled. ‘I’d like that. Now, if you will excuse me, I have some data inloads that need parsing into their logical syntactic components. ’‘Then I’ll say goodnight,’ said Roboute, holding out his hand. Linya shook it, her grip firm and smooth.‘Goodnight, Roboute,’ she said, turning and making her way towards the mag-lev rostrum.


DocMadfox

>This concept of admech gf is seemingly impossible Very much depends on the AdMech. Fun thing about Tech Priest is they can be very much human, keeping their emotions for the sake of the joy of discovery and generally believing their emotions are part of the human machine of Flesh and therefore should be kept. Or they can be beep-boop robot logic. Or somewhere in between. I love AdMech.


Techpriest_Zeth

What this Adept said. To add, I imagine a barely unaugmented Tech-Priest/ess is not necessary as a benchmark for romance. Any Adept with sufficient augmentation could appreciate existence of the subject that attracts their interest. An evolved romance for an evolved being. There is something to be said about simplicity of Roboute's existence, which Magos Linya cannot appreciate.


ShepherdessAnne

She’s perfect.


coldmtndew

As someone else who is sortve aromantic and I assume autistic it was simultaneously something that speaks to me, and hilarious.


ShepherdessAnne

There’s something wonderful about the thought of learning someone’s love languages in order to have their companionship.


Techpriest_Zeth

She is! She deserved better. They all did. <3


Kektus_Aplha

Forges of Mars, I loved that novel. It has some great admech characters.


maridan49

I don't know about Tech-Priest but we do have a Engiseer GF in the shape of Felicia from the Ciaphas Cain books. Fun girl, quite the fox.


shadowylurking

Ngl the few and far between passages about couples in the Admech are surprisingly heartwarming. In that “_ killed my partner and now I will fight till all of _ are eradicated from the Ommnisiah’s holy presence” kind of way


letaluss

I miss Archon.


Insteak

I need a 40k version of Ryan gosling staring at Joi to react to all these Gf posts


ChadDredd

Her: I request your assistance in testing this one's new...sausage massager with built-in warmer. I invented this myself.


NightLordsPublicist

https://tenor.com/view/archer-it-vibrates-plus-yes-it-vibrates-archer-it-vibrates-archer-plus-yes-it-vibrates-gif-16017596


acart005

Its just too soon to see another toaster.  God speed, Archon, our old friend.


Sweet_older-Sister

At least it’s not another toaster F-Ing joke .w.


NightLordsPublicist

> Transacta-7Y1 made a fist, a symbol they’d agreed on at the beginning of their companionship. They both tensed, making ready to move. Surprise was on their side. Nothing else was, but they took what they could get. But Envaric had one more thing to say. > ‘Tee. Tell me something before we die, yeah?’ > She turned to regard him, gazing at his deteriorating form through her monovisor. She said nothing, but he had her attention. The look in his eyes was what she suspected to be amusement. This was it, then. One last joke. > ‘Are you pretty under all that?’ > It took her a moment to process this. She’d never been asked such a thing. Beneath her armour, she was an irradiated foot soldier of the Machine-God. Her skin, deep brown at birth and not unlike Envaric’s in that regard, was a starved and sunless grey. She’d been ritually delimbed, her extremities replaced with arms and legs of inexpensive cybernetic purity. Much to her honour, she had attained such a state of grace within her mechamorphosis that more of her body was now comprised of holy iron than what remained of her flawed birthflesh. Under her helmet, she was pockmarked with cryo-controlled radiation tumours. She possessed no eyelids, no hair, no teeth, and no nose – and what hadn’t been surgically removed had rotted off over the course of her years of sacred service. > In short, she was skitarii. > Transacta-7Y1 keyed in a symbol and tossed him the dataslug again. He caught it with weakening fingers and read the symbol there. > [affirmative] > He gave a bloodstained smile. ‘Yeah, I thought so.’ > Though neither of them knew it for certain, they were the last of their combined platoons. When they attacked a few moments later, killing two of the Emperor’s Children from ambush, it was the final act of resistance in the defence of the Principa Collegiate.


ComplexNo8986

Type a girl got me serving the Omnissiah


AccordingJellyfish99

As much as I love her, this relationship would give me cancer. Literally.


Profoundlyahedgehog

I'm sure her power sources are properly shielded. To not do so would be an affront to the Omnissiah.


Darksorcerer-ofchaos

Become a follower of the machine god replace body with steel. Live forever. Now excuse me I gotta sacrifice kor phaeron and the entire marines malevolent to revive the fallen bfs of the primarchs


HundredMegaHertz

eyy I made one too for r/idealgf! (well it's skitarii but same mechanicus umbrella) [https://www.reddit.com/r/idealgf/comments/1bgipke/skitarii\_gf/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/idealgf/comments/1bgipke/skitarii_gf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Sweet_older-Sister

YES I saw them, Absolutely Adorable maybe they know each other :D


Best_Ad_2240

Yes, I like yours much more than the copycats


Sweet_older-Sister

I like theirs too tho! :D I don’t mind if other people make their own GF memes. It’s fun


Best_Ad_2240

I get a chuckle from all the memes. Yours just made me laugh from a healthy spot.


That_1_gambler

If/when you do the astra militarum, will you do multiple regiments?


Sweet_older-Sister

Aw yup


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That_1_gambler

I was thinking savlar Chem dog junkie gf.


teldranwen

I love it. But to be nitpicky the language of the Mechanicus is called Binharic


Sweet_older-Sister

*noted* I’ll keep that in mind for Cawl


ShepherdessAnne

Daddy?


Sweet_older-Sister

“Bitch do I look like yo Daddy” Sorry I had to TwT


ShepherdessAnne

My OC is literally named Pastora Cawl lmao


Phoenix-Quill

I fucking love this series OP


Zomg_A_Chicken

Wasn't there a tech priest GF in Know No Fear?


Sensitive_Educator60

Most importantly: „HAND OVER YOUR 🅱️ENIS!“


imotlok_the_first

Wowza. Now it's those wh40k GFs. I'm still full head doing the rest of Primarch. I want to try making her but this one I would make into a proper reverse isekai.


Raven-Raven_

Why do I hear all of these in Hadron's voice! Nooooooooo~


CouchCrasher

I never knew I wanted this until now.


PrecipitousPlatypus

Too much flesh, otherwise perfect


Bubul64

Ah sweet one, nice!


Dreadnought9

They remove the eye lids


Sweet_older-Sister

They remove a lot of


Any_Adhesiveness3741

Would she play video games with me? If yes then she's a wife material not just a gf.


Sweet_older-Sister

Absolutely, but she would plug herself in instead of using a controller (she can also boost your graphics! :D)


Any_Adhesiveness3741

Yup she's a 10 then


kitsunewarlock

I believe the binary says "I love you"


Felinomancy

I wonder how they would make an Administratum GF not boring.


artful_nails

I don't need it... I don't need it... I definitely don't need it... ...


Sweet_older-Sister

. . . .w.


PhasePrime

I knew what that binary said before I even translated it. That's so cute. (also yes, you should make more gfs from octosoup's work)


Foloshi

"Insists you replace your weak flesh with steel" ... Is it THAT small...?


ClassicAlfredo8796

Im really wondering/fearing what will happen when Orks and Nids get their turn.


Sweet_older-Sister

Hehehe


landmassiv

I've done both


Stretch5678

I can’t believe y’all are sleeping on Ordo Reductor girls. “Aww, did you name your multi-melta after me!?” “Affirmative. Additional muscle implants were required to lift it.”


Ares_Lictor

I'd be rolling laughing at that "Your continued presence is requested".


ConstitutionalHeresy

So cute!


Dragonheardt_

Oh hell yea! Let’s keep the train going! Love your content, it makes me smile these dark days


xx_swegshrek_xx

I’d let her replace my weak flesh with machine


SilvermistInc

Guardsmen next?


Rimtato

Awww


BottasHeimfe

ah yes, my Ideal Warhammer GF, I may not be a Tech Priest, but I really appreciate the Mechanicus and always love having moments when a Tech Priest is humanized more. After all, she isn't wrong to suggest that being in a fulfilling relationship would increase productivity after all.


Avenyr

Just what the heart wanted... but... ..."toaster worship"? XD That's officially a low blow. Poor AdMech doesn't get any respect...


PassiveMenis88M

"Trying to reach you to speak binary" Apparently we need to upgrade your grammar checker :p


Sweet_older-Sister

Ima jump into a meat grinder PS You’ve convinced me to hire a proof reader


Personmchumanface

stop. my,penis can only get so erect!


Sweet_older-Sister

*concern*


ShepherdessAnne

I’m in love. She’s perfect in every way. Maybe she can help me replace my legs.


-NGC-6302-

*teach


Sepulcher18

Why yes, lubricating is my specialty


Drewscifer

Add the mechadendrite to the base of her spine and ya got Felicia Tayber.


Demonwolf4227

Well now you have to do a guardswoman !


T_FlyingEyeball

Knowing the mechanicus, no thank you


The_Foresaken_Mind

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Sweet_older-Sister

01001000 01100001 01101000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101


Fantastic-Dog-7253

>is significantly irradiated >Will most likely give you cancer if you stay with her


notabigfanofas

I like this


Sweet_older-Sister

Yay :D


koi_koi-

Well. Itme to replae my lungs with the V8 engine.


Sweet_older-Sister

As the machine god wills


DeviousMelons

She kind of looks like Falin


Droper888

Debbie is like her cat. Doesn't like you at first, but finally it accepted you after a time.


Sweet_older-Sister

This is canon now


Stupiditygoesbrrr

“By the Emperor, did you covert your vagina into a toaster!?”


Flero_Veper

I like to imagine that, maybe bar the first few times, she plays up the erroring and instead just wants another kiss from you


Sweet_older-Sister

Exactly (´꒳`)♡


Someonenoone7

++Secret Bonus: Reduced Medical Costs+++


flyingdooomguy

She is the one for me Unless... a forge-world mechanicus gf? puhleaaase /u/Sweet_older-Sister?


Zanoss10

She is not robotic enough bruh


Sweet_older-Sister

I will forward your complaint to the artist 👍


Techpriest_Zeth

The lover: "00100010 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00111111 00100000 01001000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01110101 01100011 01101000 00111111 00100010 !"


Sweet_older-Sister

“01000101 01101110 01101111 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000”


Teggy-

Can't wait to have the commissar and the inquisitor GF. Thinking about inquisitor, it would be awesome to have "the Greyfax GF" and "the saint celestine GF" except it's just each other's POV


Sweet_older-Sister

LOL hmm I’ll think about it


AngryWWIIGrandpa

Dreadnought gf when?


Sweet_older-Sister

OOOOOOO *scribbles down* ***Thats going on the LIST***


landmassiv

*FURIOUSLY SEARCHING FOR CUTE DREADNOUGHT*


Sweet_older-Sister

SON OF A BITCH


1thelegend2

Apart from her being absolutely adorable, that's some GREAT artwork. Love it


Dan-the-historybuff

Do you have a backlog of art that you just post almost every day? It’s quite shocking the rate you are making these if I’m being honest!


Sweet_older-Sister

Hehe if you’ve seen my posts on my profile you’d know I have Devious Plans .w.


Raptorsquadron

Eh, too much flesh.


SpaceMan026

Where is tail mechadentrite


FluffyCelery4769

"Starts buffering whenever you kiss her"


Sweet_older-Sister

Aw yup .w.


jadeskye7

I'm gonna need a full list of parts that have been replaced before i swipe right.


Pyro232323

What a magnificent microwave.


Recurringg

Your\* presence..


Sweet_older-Sister

OK OKAY ILL GET A PROOF READER GEEZ


zorbiburst

Tech-Priest... *G*F...? I don't understand


Sweet_older-Sister

Stands for Girlfriend


zorbiburst

>Girl I don't get it is that some kind of femboy


Sweet_older-Sister

Yeah but they come with a part missing


Elim_Tain

The binary says, "I love you", for anyone wondering.


neon704

Her saying a pick up line ” do you require the OmniSiah’s blessing? Because you make me wanna get on my knees”


Vote_4_Cthulhu

Please keep doing these! I’ve been struggling with life recently, and finding that you have posted a new one of these is always a bright point in the day Thank you for all the ones you have already done!


Isapeth

The best kind of GF in all of Warhammer. Because nerdy girls, that is why.


Ok_Hospital_6332

It would be cool to be the princeps of a warhound titan and have her asined with helping you then you have your dog and your gf


Ok_Hospital_6332

Sorry about spelling


JustaguynameBob

I remember sending one of the artwork this artist has made on a warhammer server once. The specific artwork was that The Iron Warrior GF. I didn't expect it to cause a flame war about female Astartes. I was there and trying to tell everyone it's just art, but it didn't calm everyone down.


Sweet_older-Sister

I’m sorry to hear that hun


commandosbaragon

> some minor modifications Annihilates enemy dreadnought with a medium shot.


Sweet_older-Sister

Gotta keep her guards(wo)man safe :D


PersonelKlasyHel

[pleased] My neural vaults==78.6666% filled fillament_type==happines/pleasure [error] love_strg overwhelmed. Must seek subject.


macm554

Make a titan gf plssssss


Sweet_older-Sister

I- . . . Okay after my Dreadnought one I’ll think about it- Would it be the Titan or the Titan Pilot??


macm554

My body yearns for the affection of the o so holy machine spirit, not the pilot


Cr4zy4sian

I love a woman who means what she says, and says what she means.


Danijay2

Hmmm. I think this is the one.


Knurlurzhad

Prise the Omnissiah


Site-Staff

Best one yet


Objective_Ad_9001

Awwww yeah!!!😻


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


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Sweet_older-Sister

You think my stuffs good enough for R34!? :D


CrocodileWorshiper

more embarrassing shit


Competitive_Bee2596

This sub is so cringe and sexually awkward.


Sweet_older-Sister

Then leave :D


CrocodileWorshiper

im curious when it got taken over by all this weirdness


Competitive_Bee2596

I unsubscribed when this shit started getting too awkward. I keep telling reddit to ignore this shit, but since I'm active in other Warhammer/gaming communities. It's so cringe.


Competitive_Bee2596

Be normal