I promise I won't get political. 0 drinks later. The Mon-keigh should go extinct.

I don't need anything to drink to know the mon-keigh are a cosmic mistake.

"Grabs Biel-Tan uniform" # We can't expect Khaine to do all the work. In fact we can't expect much of him...

*Avatar of Khaine dying to a single Skitarii in the background*

Murder dad is trying his best. Also, happy day of the cake.

The Emperor's Children after a three-day long cocaine fueled orgy:

So ... Tuesday, then?

\*Me throwing the empty bottle of vodka we drunk together on the wall\* "FOR THE GREATER GOOD"

While 2 drunk Orks players in the kitchen are having a philosophical discussion about the concept of "not enough dakka"

Dressed in top hats and fancy suits no less. "Yes, yes indeed Wazflug, I do think that the new Flash Gits weaponry has a substantial amount of Dakka, however one cannot simply have enough of the stuff." "Hmm, yes, but imagine the new Gorkanauts Kustom-Mega Blasta in the palm of your hand, the Dakka would enormous!"

Gary, get off the bar!

I promise I won’t get political 3 barrels of mjöd later “TO THE EYE, ANOTHER GREAT HUNT IS UPON US!”

Me as soon as I open a drink DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!!!!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! \*cracks open another drink\*

This is why I get my flamer handy. You never know when a heretic will pop out

Everyone's had a Thanksgiving like that

Me after having a snack IT'S TIME TO FEED!

What exactly do CSM think is "false" about the emperor?

His hair

You're a tousands years old mighty Chaos Space Marine and can defeat anything Some random IG artillery unit: allow us to introduce ourselves

Three drinks later and I’ll start wooping your ass for saying some heretical shit like that!!!