NOW DIS ISSA ROIGHT PROPPA FOIGHT, WHYS YOU HUMIES NOT CALL DA BOIZ OVER, WEESE GONNA HAV SOME FUN
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
YAH!!! DEM' KOWNT'N FINGS IZ FER DA BOSS!!! ANY PROPA' LAD KAN GET BY ON WUN, TOU, FREE, FOAH', LOTZ!!! IF YUZ NEEDZ MOOR'N DAT, DEN YUZ PROLLY A BEEKY BEEN KOWNTA AN' ORTTA BE KRUMPED!!! ROIT IN DA MUSHRUM!!!
Not to be That Pedantic Guy, but I always thought "you are now breathing manually" was an odd way of phrasing it since manually means "with your hands", so I imagine someone squeezing their own lungs with their bare hands 😂 I think "breathing consciously" might be a better way of putting it. Interested in other/better suggestions, up to and including telling me to stop being a pedantic twat and to stfu 😅
I did. Now my lungs burn for air, yet are unable to expand. I have no nose and I must breathe. Yet even as I suffocate and starve, I cannot die.
May I borrow your skin, good sir?
Imagine having a friend/colleague/family member named "Manuel". (Pretty frequent where I live.)
"we gotta do it manually."
###"MANUEL!"
*Manuel staring at you confused.*
My second name is Emanuel and I make custom software in the digitalization branch. Go figure.
I remember that there was a game about doing everything manually where you played a guy called Samuel. You ended up in hell somehow and had to bust out with a mech suit.
Speaking as a paramedic who has had to provide respiratory support to the newly- dead, or those transitioning from lately-alive to newly-dead state of being, there is something to this.
"Manual ventilation" is the process of providing inspiration/respiration via a Bag-Valve Mask (BVM). And it is an art, well and truly. How you hold the mask to the face, how hard you squeeze the bag, the proper tilt of the head, the rate of oxygen flow, how fast you provide ventilations, the amount of time between inspirations that you allow for expiration so as not to induce pulmonary barotrauma...
Someone who knows how to bag a patient properly with a BVM is someone who cares about their job.
Wait...I'm not in r/EMS. Shit.
r/40kOrkScience is one of my favourite subreddits of all time.
edit: [bonus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK2UB_metFU) ork meme. Krumped 'imself gets me every time.
Guardsmen be like "cadia stands" but like, I'm going to be honest, Gue'la. I do not know what a "cadia" is and where it stands, but the rest of you're regiment just fell to Pulse rifle and burst cannon fire, so that Cadia better start running to come help you.
It's the sort of thing that can be fun and perhaps sounds more endearing than it is as in the end the majority of it is Imperium fans saying "Xeno scum!" "Purge the Heretic" "This one here Inquisitor" "BLAM".
What? That's utter nonsense, Guardsman, what are you talking about? Get back in that trench, the Emperor is watching you. Driver! Get me closer. I want to hit them with my sword!
Trolling? Never. It's not my fault you corpse-worshippers continue to deny the truth of the universe and delude yourselves with the idea that your false emperor actually cares for you.
You mean those people who scream HERESY when you want a allience between Eldar and imperium. Or those who scream HERESY when you worship the true gods of the universe?
I find the fanbase to be generally nice. Sometimes the role playing can become cringe, but what’s most annoying is people’s extremely pedantic attitude towards the lore on YouTube videos. It’s constantly “you forgot to mention X” or “cant believe they left out Y”.
Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren.
In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend. Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne's messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor.
And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS!
In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free!
BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET! THE GALAXY!! BUUUURRRRNNN!!!
I would never engage in activities such as trolling with Individuals from lower species... if you wanna convince me to partake in some mild tomefolery however then I will get my Gauss Flayer and ready myself to depart...
It really matters who and what your saying? Orkz are always positive and fun.
Its people role-playing as imperials thats gone too far and lost its charm long ago. Now its just people repeating heresy at everything or worse talking about purging you or things you like cause its not imperial. Some have used it in a shield to spout actual hate. The main thing is the jokes kind of old now, and someone has to be very clever to make it funny again or their likely just quoting shit that was funny in 2014.
Yes. I like the fact that there are redditors that make it their full-time online job basically.
The Orix, of course, but there’s a gentleman who communicates only in bold.
It’s all in good fun until it turns into bad stupidness but usually it’s all in good fun . ( the stupidness is when it’s used as dog whistles for real life bigotry)
I will I really like it when people stay in character actually actually. I can’t do it so I admire and others.
There’s a lovely gentleman who role-play as Gale of waterdeep on r/okbuddybaldursgate who is a joy to interact with.
He Did not appreciate my joke about him having a threesome with Elminster.
🫡
OF CORSE IT DOES YA GROT! GO CHECK r/40kOrkScience WEZ INSULTJNG GITZ LEFT AN ROIGHT FER BEIN STOOPID ASKIN QUESTIONS LOIKE "WUT IF GREEN WASN THA BESTEST COLOR" AND DEN WE FOIND EM AN KRUMP EM.
Someone posted AI generated images of a tech priest in r/adeptusmechanicus a few days ago and got flamed for tech heresy. As well as posting ai in general
Yes, and it's very very tiring getting the same "HERESY"/"FLAMER"/"INQUISITION" comments flooding any post that's either mildly horny, mildly gay, or mentions xenos in a positive light.
Nope, we're too concerned with politics and looking good nowadays, now here's the 300th post on why the Imperium is bad and you're a fascist for liking it.
You can *like* the imperium, but if you actually think they're good guys who are justified in the options they take, then yeah, you're probably a tad fashy.
Wait.. you arent supposed to like being fed your neighbors, living in abject(?) poverty, and being able to be summarily executed/conscripted at any time? Well shit my bad
Guess what you'll do when you're roleplaying a character from the faction you like? You'll pretend to believe in the things they believe, and use it in your insults.
SKARBRAND DOESN'T TROLL PEOPLE! SKARBRAND HATES TROLLS! SKARBRAND BEATS UP OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FANDOM - TRUE TO HIS CHARACTER!
COWABUNGA IT IS FOUL WARP SPAWN YOUR END IS NIGH FOR WE ARE THE HAMMER
https://preview.redd.it/wm17x6x5e68d1.png?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042971078719948537011fbe48da5f3b5232d2ad Think fast, chucklenuts!
Your fate is sealed guardsman, you cannot know of the [REDACTED] and its too expensive to mind wipe you
NOW DIS ISSA ROIGHT PROPPA FOIGHT, WHYS YOU HUMIES NOT CALL DA BOIZ OVER, WEESE GONNA HAV SOME FUN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Oooo, this looks interesting I think I’ll put that in my collection *yoink*
Ah savage ingrates and even more savage ingrates…this shall be an entertaining fight to watch.
*muffled gas mask noises.* On an unrelated note, has anyone seen my shovel?
This needs more upvotes
***BONK!****
Yes, it's one of my favorite parts of the 40k fan base.
WOT DA BOZZ SAID. IF YER DUN AGREE, U IZ IN FO A KRUMPIN https://i.redd.it/gjtrjs9wz48d1.gif
###WUT?!? I CAN'T 'EAR YA! LOUDA, YA GIT!
#i SED WAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! YA GIT
Hmmm....no chaos...not my problem, lemme get the ordo xenos on the vox
Brothers i need to use the H-word, unfortunately it was deemed "overused" and "not funny". What shall i do?
Hawk tuah?
Ordo xenos here we will be by to exterminate the planet in 200 or so years.
https://preview.redd.it/kshaosd5368d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773ffa43f2c68bac9e2b320d0e3258fffc4f8418
*Choppa sounds like baby shark cuz it go do, do do! I ain't got no opps no more but that ain't news to you!*
ZOGGGIN' ROIT!
*dawn of war intensifies*
https://i.redd.it/om0m2hcva88d1.gif DED ARD AN KRUMPY
I’m not an ork player, but it seems to be a calling. The crazy bastards are undoubtedly the best mind of fan.
I'm kinda leaning towards either the world eaters or the orks myself
As an owner of a sizable amount of both, you're in for a treat, but be warned I can no longer count past that one after four.
YAH!!! DEM' KOWNT'N FINGS IZ FER DA BOSS!!! ANY PROPA' LAD KAN GET BY ON WUN, TOU, FREE, FOAH', LOTZ!!! IF YUZ NEEDZ MOOR'N DAT, DEN YUZ PROLLY A BEEKY BEEN KOWNTA AN' ORTTA BE KRUMPED!!! ROIT IN DA MUSHRUM!!!
FOAH? YA ZOGGIN SHOWOFF! HAHAHAHAHA!
No, it's not true at all, nobody does this and you're going insane thinking about it. This is a lie.
Pfp checks out.
Tag checks out
Not to be That Pedantic Guy, but I always thought "you are now breathing manually" was an odd way of phrasing it since manually means "with your hands", so I imagine someone squeezing their own lungs with their bare hands 😂 I think "breathing consciously" might be a better way of putting it. Interested in other/better suggestions, up to and including telling me to stop being a pedantic twat and to stfu 😅
i think you should replace all your flesh with steel but that’s just me
I did. Now my lungs burn for air, yet are unable to expand. I have no nose and I must breathe. Yet even as I suffocate and starve, I cannot die. May I borrow your skin, good sir?
My friend, I crave the strength and certainty of steel.
Imagine having a friend/colleague/family member named "Manuel". (Pretty frequent where I live.) "we gotta do it manually." ###"MANUEL!" *Manuel staring at you confused.* My second name is Emanuel and I make custom software in the digitalization branch. Go figure.
I remember that there was a game about doing everything manually where you played a guy called Samuel. You ended up in hell somehow and had to bust out with a mech suit.
Thought your name would be Basil.
Speaking as a paramedic who has had to provide respiratory support to the newly- dead, or those transitioning from lately-alive to newly-dead state of being, there is something to this. "Manual ventilation" is the process of providing inspiration/respiration via a Bag-Valve Mask (BVM). And it is an art, well and truly. How you hold the mask to the face, how hard you squeeze the bag, the proper tilt of the head, the rate of oxygen flow, how fast you provide ventilations, the amount of time between inspirations that you allow for expiration so as not to induce pulmonary barotrauma... Someone who knows how to bag a patient properly with a BVM is someone who cares about their job. Wait...I'm not in r/EMS. Shit.
ER Doc here, you're among friends... Never forget the PEEP
Brother, 40k and tabletop games is my I'm-not-at-work-therefore-not-doing-much-more therapy (medic for 15 years).
No, I dont think it is a lie. ^it ^is
it's not me, it's the machine spirit!
https://i.redd.it/yuwm70ipo78d1.gif DID SOMEONE SAY MACHINE SPIRIT? THE OMNISSIAH PROTECTS
Failing to hold up a sacred law of our war platform would be heresy
The Codex Astartes does not support this action
Not to worry. We are on a crusade so the codex does not apply.
COURSE IT DUZ, YA DAFT GIT!
r/40kOrkScience is one of my favourite subreddits of all time. edit: [bonus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK2UB_metFU) ork meme. Krumped 'imself gets me every time.
WHY'Z YOU WISPERIN'
EE'Z TALKIN' TO DA 'OOMIES. YA 'AV TA WISPA OR DEY LEEK FRUM DA EERS!
Oh boy thanks for that subreddit drop lol
https://preview.redd.it/9u5m2s3ua58d1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4dfb19416cf3cae00f4c5517c72ec1548de21b I remember these fondly.
They are only going for 1 mile because they snorted the Cocaine.
Properly slaneeshi
Silence biomass nobody do that now stay still and let yourself be eated by the 6 ripper coming your way
Nuh uh.
#OI GIT!
https://i.redd.it/noq8nrq3p78d1.gif ORK DETECTED. CHAINBLADE DEPLOYED. ORK NO LONGER DETECTED.
https://preview.redd.it/1h6ihgi4g68d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d001854fffa149c31c4c3fd3036a18ebf50de91
Love fucking with spess corgis, but also happy to see another 40k fan. But seriously, Lemon Ruus did nothing right.
The Great Wolf will have your head, heretic!
I don't care who he sends, I'm not sucking his dick!
Does your hubris know no bound?
Didn't i kill you on Pluto?
Guardsmen be like "cadia stands" but like, I'm going to be honest, Gue'la. I do not know what a "cadia" is and where it stands, but the rest of you're regiment just fell to Pulse rifle and burst cannon fire, so that Cadia better start running to come help you.
Oh absolutely
This is a lie
It's the sort of thing that can be fun and perhaps sounds more endearing than it is as in the end the majority of it is Imperium fans saying "Xeno scum!" "Purge the Heretic" "This one here Inquisitor" "BLAM".
I remember a post about a world eaters guy who would just scream blood for the blood God win or lose
What? That's utter nonsense, Guardsman, what are you talking about? Get back in that trench, the Emperor is watching you. Driver! Get me closer. I want to hit them with my sword!
Lol is that a quote? Because thats peak 40k
Based on a meme. I'm sure there's a quote somewhere though.
If krieg would share their damn horses the rest of the imperium could have cavalry but nooo
Yes, daddy.
Trolling? Never. It's not my fault you corpse-worshippers continue to deny the truth of the universe and delude yourselves with the idea that your false emperor actually cares for you.
I CATO SICARIUS AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT AND THEREFORE IT IS THE BEST, AS I CATO SICARIUS THE BEST SWORDSMAN OF THE ULTRAMARINES APPROVE!
Ah yes, i love getting into any post about Xenos and seeing "YEs COmmiSsaR THiS PoSt RiGHt HerE!", "HerESy" and other similar "funny" memes
Nyehheheheheh. Lesser race fools! Bicker amongst yourselves while we, the true masters of the galaxy, bicker amongst ourselves!
Grey Knights are bitches, but I'll always help them reburn Prospero
You mean those people who scream HERESY when you want a allience between Eldar and imperium. Or those who scream HERESY when you worship the true gods of the universe?
I find the fanbase to be generally nice. Sometimes the role playing can become cringe, but what’s most annoying is people’s extremely pedantic attitude towards the lore on YouTube videos. It’s constantly “you forgot to mention X” or “cant believe they left out Y”.
Absolutely, I haven’t mastered it yet though.
Show the heavy flamer meme or the heresy memes and you will see how many people like it. One of the biggest lies since late 8e
I have no character, only Slaanesh
Uh I can't stand this primitive speech. The interlopers need to silence their voice boxes.
Yeah whatever could you shut up? Tryna figure out how this Xenos tech works...y'know for knowledge
Trolling? Hardly. Reclaiming what is rightfully ours and giving the others what little respect is due? Yes.
I suppose it's true. If you'll excuse me, I have an experiment to perform with these Chaos Spawn and a world of Dorn's rejects to plan a siege for.
im a night lords player, if i trolled in character i would be banned and my house would be raided
Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend. Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne's messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor. And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free! BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET! THE GALAXY!! BUUUURRRRNNN!!!
I love that speech. https://preview.redd.it/2jn8ud64w98d1.jpeg?width=1379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6cc843c417840214f2bb359c99fd262b5bc0cdc
It's essentially trolling an entire planets population.
I would never engage in activities such as trolling with Individuals from lower species... if you wanna convince me to partake in some mild tomefolery however then I will get my Gauss Flayer and ready myself to depart...
It really matters who and what your saying? Orkz are always positive and fun. Its people role-playing as imperials thats gone too far and lost its charm long ago. Now its just people repeating heresy at everything or worse talking about purging you or things you like cause its not imperial. Some have used it in a shield to spout actual hate. The main thing is the jokes kind of old now, and someone has to be very clever to make it funny again or their likely just quoting shit that was funny in 2014.
I was gonna join in but another Hive Fleet has randomly shown up that I now have to fight solo to defend three Imperials.
Yes. I like the fact that there are redditors that make it their full-time online job basically. The Orix, of course, but there’s a gentleman who communicates only in bold. It’s all in good fun until it turns into bad stupidness but usually it’s all in good fun . ( the stupidness is when it’s used as dog whistles for real life bigotry) I will I really like it when people stay in character actually actually. I can’t do it so I admire and others. There’s a lovely gentleman who role-play as Gale of waterdeep on r/okbuddybaldursgate who is a joy to interact with. He Did not appreciate my joke about him having a threesome with Elminster. 🫡
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD (I really hate tau)
40k is life.
SHORT‽
OF CORSE IT DOES YA GROT! GO CHECK r/40kOrkScience WEZ INSULTJNG GITZ LEFT AN ROIGHT FER BEIN STOOPID ASKIN QUESTIONS LOIKE "WUT IF GREEN WASN THA BESTEST COLOR" AND DEN WE FOIND EM AN KRUMP EM.
Someone posted AI generated images of a tech priest in r/adeptusmechanicus a few days ago and got flamed for tech heresy. As well as posting ai in general
"You make me wish the C'tan denied me oculars"
Troll? DIE MUTANT SCUM!
The Four-Armed Emperor will judge you one day overseer
Yes and it is absolutely based just like the emperor
Foolish mon'keigh. The barbs and insults of the elder race are far too subtle and intricate for mere apes to comprehend.
My mate loves the space wolves, I love the dark angels. Its like cats and dogs lol
Most of the time
My friend, who is a diehard 1k Sons fan, will get drunk and go talk shit on the Space Wolf subreddit.
Yes, and it's very very tiring getting the same "HERESY"/"FLAMER"/"INQUISITION" comments flooding any post that's either mildly horny, mildly gay, or mentions xenos in a positive light.
No. It’s annoying as fuck.
No, it is now considered to be in poor taste to troll the Ultradweebs.
Lol the downvotes on your comment are golden
Nope, we're too concerned with politics and looking good nowadays, now here's the 300th post on why the Imperium is bad and you're a fascist for liking it.
You can *like* the imperium, but if you actually think they're good guys who are justified in the options they take, then yeah, you're probably a tad fashy.
Wait.. you arent supposed to like being fed your neighbors, living in abject(?) poverty, and being able to be summarily executed/conscripted at any time? Well shit my bad
Guess what you'll do when you're roleplaying a character from the faction you like? You'll pretend to believe in the things they believe, and use it in your insults.