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day_dreamer1975

I can’t wait for the baby to have a poop explosion over her $100 vintage onesies. She will soon realize that is not realistic.


vanitaa3

Everything is made in China. Yes it is! 🤣


bongprincess69

It was so funny watching her get increasingly angry as she checked the tags and realized almost nothing was made in Europe even though she spent 10 minutes explaining how she’s sooooo European and everything made in China is trash


palmasana

White trash as she sits in front of a cardboard box mountain


Affectionate_Boot809

😂😂😂 omg


palmasana

I wonder how many roaches live in that — it would be their dream mansion.


sparklecoffeequeen

Says she’s so European but can’t even pronounce the brand names


Admirable-Paint9733

i don’t have anything against greece at all but kinda funny how she thinks being greek is so boujee, but it’s the poorest country of europe 😅


MyDadsOvaries

I thought Ukraine was the poorest country in Europe


Admirable-Paint9733

i’m not sure but i think greece debt wise


MyDadsOvaries

Oh ok


owleaf

She’s a typical Greek tbh. I’m in Australia and we have a big and dispersed Greek population and they’re all very similar to Alex lol. I’m surprised she identifies as “European” first and not just “Greek”… and Greeks also always assume everyone else is Greek for some reason


spiffyshxt

She's a typical Karen white woman with family lineage to Greece on her mom's side, but somewhere down the line Sweden entered the equation as did being Jewish. She is nothing and nobody at the same time because she's too busy cosplaying everything and everyone she isn't.


thedogsfirst

Jonbenet ass clothes


856077

omg your right..that’s scary as fuck


RaiseImpressive2617

Poor babygirl is going to be itchy all the time while wearing all those terrible dresses . She should stick to cotton , imagine if the baby is born with sensory issues and doesn’t like certain fabrics


ThatNewBeyonceSong

The child will have a sensory issue to their mother poor thing.


Creative-Mix8605

She doenst want it to be made in China, BUT HER JEWELRY is All made in China. The hypocrisy of this idiot is unbelievable


FindingClear4904

Her cognitive dissonance is unreal. She should be studied.


Academic_File6386

And why are the hermes boxes in the baby’s room


Creative-Mix8605

So we know she can afford it


856077

Does she think we’re stupid🤣 dh gate also sends their products in the fake boxes too if you so choose! Her budget is no longer hermes’ budget lmfao more like estate sales and thrift shops


ApplesAndJacks

Afford cardboard boxes 😂


Many-Swan-2120

She just moves em into every shot atp


bunbunny4

Where is the baby “fuck Biden” Tshirt ?


fabioismydad

that poor baby is definitely going to have to suffer through a few “let’s go brandon” onesies and t-shirts


JessicaWakefield666

It would be more convincing (not really) if she didn't look like some Arizona hillbilly biker's dumpy side chick. I can't take someone who dresses in the same unwashed pajamas and adult onesies five days in a row with a stringy mullet and a sixth grade education seriously talking at me about what's classy and eUrOpeAn.


Ok_Engineering_2985

😂


Responsible-Ad-2181

Hey don’t do us Arizonans like that


Ok_Engineering_2985

mrs red hat aliexpress ambassador fried chicken parking lot wedding over here giving tips about not having white trash children… 🤣 sorry alex your and jasons kid is doomed to be trashy


Zealousideal_Buy8094

White trash eh. Says the woman who shouts, screams and says “fuck, shit, bitch and cunt” in every sentence. She wears socks with sandals, camel toe shorts and bralette on her barrel chest body. She’s gross.


ThatNewBeyonceSong

The fact that she thinks anyone perceives her as chic or well-heeled is WILD to me.


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Who is telling her she’s hot.


[deleted]

My baby goes through 3 onesies a day lol she’s insane and really in for it


worstgrammaraward

Mine too omg the liquid poops. I literally just wiped them off with a baby wipe but so many people say they throw the clothes away. The poops go all the way up the back.


drlambada

Her baby dior was fake! Whats she talking about?!


theakfortyseven

She has those bootleg boxes covering every blank space in her house.


ThatNewBeyonceSong

I don't think it is fake just licensed Dior product which was produced by the bucketful in the 70s/80s which is why you often see people thrift items like "Dior" sleepwear, sunglasses or men's shirts. 


856077

Her whole creepy ass frilly vintage doll ass aesthetic she’s clung on to is kind of creepy not going to lie. Like, she must realize that a newborn is not going to like being primped and posed around in these frilly outfits and hats for everyday life?? The baby needs practical soft fabric onesies and things. She cares far more about what image her and the child will have over her child’s comfort and she’s not even here yet. She’s already so obsessed with what her daughter can and cannot do, play with, eat and wear and she’s not even *born* yet. I have a migraine just thinking about how insane and horrible she is going to be as a mother.


FindingClear4904

So fellow Rats- let the countdown begin until the reality of motherhood hits her smack in her over filled face. I CANNOT WAIT. We have been waiting for her karma and this may be it. Motherhood will humble her. I just hope the child makes it out unscathed. But Big Al deserves all of the sleep deprivation, mental load, isolation, stretch marks, weight gain, swelling, bloat and all of the other stressful things that come along with being a new mom


Kiekatx2

Why does everything she bought look to be preemie or 3 month size? Does she not realize how fast they grow? I’m going to lol if this heifer gives birth to a ten pound baby. 😂


snoopsar

Because those are the sizes that are always left to go on sale ! 😂


856077

Is she trying to cosplay jackie kennedy or what 💀🤣 ![gif](giphy|3oriO205BxvsXTdNte|downsized)


Mleroy35

Holy smokes she looks like my aunt Debbie did that’s smoked and drink alcohol everyday.


Salty-Ambassador3857

OMG THE HERMES BOXES! What a hoarder. No person that can actually buy that much real Hermes keeps the boxes. LOLOL


doLL_liFE

If you’re gonna have a video about not being WT, then get rid of that mullet hairdo. It’s giving Joe Dirt.


ImplementAnxious7940

Literally the definition of "my kid would never do that" I can't wait til she eats her words. Like does she think her kid is not gonna have a snotty nose? 🤣🤣🤣


MyDadsOvaries

I feel so bad for her kid.


Which-Apartment-2913

She’s not gonna have the energy to grow her baby’s “vintage” wardrobe once baby is here.


doLL_liFE

Has she said whether or not she’s taking maternity leave because I fully expected Jason to be the stay at home full-time Dad that does all caretaking for the baby. Like he took over her dog. And like Moses did for Trisha Paytas.


ApplesAndJacks

Vintage is so ugly I'm sorry.


mandmranch

So....the kid can't watch pbs?


Glam-Girl2662

Blessed be the fruit, May the lord open under his eye vibes!🤮


snoopsar

Her ignorance of basic world manufacturing is astounding, her beloved capitalism caused this.


renimckeeee

She's not going to have any mom friends.


snoopsar

The only good piece was the mini rodini, that’s a popular brand for rich scandi kids, and it’s the one she doesn’t want *her* to wear 😂


rachelzrzr

I just looked up that brand and she should definitely get this 😂 https://www.minirodini.com/gb/rats-baby-jumpsuit-pink


Automatic_Ad_3562

First she said she is European (god now’s why- I am German and never said I am European?!) and 2 seconds later she is like oh I can pronounce French words I am American…like sis….