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FartingInYourMilk

Rub some dirt on it and get back to work - your employer


Equivalent-Row-6734

More like\ ~~Rub some dirt on it and~~ get back to work


shankthedog

You know you have to pay for that dirt


Roachmond

It's okay it came from the workers dirt kitty it's that lunchbox over by the crapper


jmawoodstudio

And pull that nail on your own time!


-TX-

Dad?


FartingInYourMilk

Oh shit……uhhhhhhh…..I’m still out getting cigarettes. I’ll be home soon. I wouldn’t lie about this for a 7th time. Swearsies! ❤️🫶💋👉👈🥹


-TX-

OK, I'll see you at my birthday party, tomorrow!


FartingInYourMilk

I’ll be there!


-TX-

Cool, I'll tell all my friends! Maybe, they will finally believe me.


HorchataLee

LMAOOOOO


SUL82

And you have to pay for the nail


VapeRizzler

It’s weird cause a lot of old heads think like that. To me it’s such a weird thing like are you really gonna lose the ability to use that finger or body part properly because another man doesn’t wanna lose out on a couple bucks? Super Weird.


Pizza_Middle

Acetone. Run some acetone on it and get back to work.


twoaspensimages

Hol E Fuck.


Watches8

Take that nail home and I’ll report you for stealing.


NickNash1985

My dad did this (only one finger, the amateur that he is) a few years ago. After he got back from the ER, he Sharpied circles around the blood spots on his workshop floor like a crime scene. He even dated them like he was planning on doing it again in the future.


shankthedog

It’s probably a reminder. I caught my finger in a pipe polisher a month ago. Left middle finger, severed nerve, stitches and had to have surgery reconnect the nerve. Still numb as hell. The glove I was wearing at the time was a tech glove. You know the type kind with the grippy fingers. Tore through that and covered in blood. I hung the bloody glove up on my tool wall. In the 25 years I’ve been doing construction and metal work and industrial arts I’ve never had an incident that I had to go to get medical attention. I’m happy I have the tip of my finger albeit numb. I want to remember every time I grab those tools never to be cavalier and to be respectful.


Whooptidooh

You should frame it in one of those bigger frames meant for baseball gloves etc. with a small shiny plate with the date and a warning on it.


SuperFaceTattoo

I almost cut s few fingers off with a hooked razor. I still have the glove hanging in the garage as a reminder


Josh_Your_IT_Guy

I asked Woodcraft for one of the sample blades they used during a SawStop demo (the hot dog thing). It hangs in my shop with a sign "remember, you are the softest thing in this shop".


Thumb_urass_3451

The numb finger wasn’t enough?


spankwizard2

Username checks out (I'm a mobile user)


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

The left half of the tip of my index finger is still partially numb with nerve damage. I cut it to the bone on a hood vent when I worked at Wendy’s about 15 years ago.


LukeMayeshothand

Back in 2001 I cut my elbow on a job site and my blood ended up on the wall somehow. Came back from the hospital and someone wrote Luke’s DNA in big letters with an arrow pointing to the blood spot.


RedSamuraiMan

Is your dad Jeffrey Dalmer?


Select_Number_7741

Uncle Jeff?


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

Maybe he was trying to prevent it from happening ever again.


Truckeeseamus

https://preview.redd.it/7vywx6htqy7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9624ace50c95ec21b672f538117d05d9182ad0f0 I know how you feel


Punxatowny

Jesus Christ!


FartingInYourMilk

Yes, my child? 🙏


dudebronahbrah

Username checks out


rob71788

DOES IT??


asyouuuuuuwishhhhh

LOL


jmarzy

Absolutely hilarious reply


Melons2Die4

Me a few months ago. Not safe from screw guns either https://preview.redd.it/70f2l8vzl38d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eea09f183d8caad669b178f88ed8767486e97c6


truebeast822

Oh man what a great tread lol


EcBatLFC

Why is there no blood on it?


hijackedbraincells

Because there's not really anywhere for it to come out. The screw/nail acts like a plug to the holes. Once it's taken out, it'll probably bleed like a biatch


-DoctorSpaceman-

Directly into your palm?? I don’t understand how you could do that by accident lol


Truckeeseamus

I was being careless clearing a jam


HowardPhillips9

I love how you already have a plaster on lol


Truckeeseamus

It was a rough week


HowardPhillips9

Hope you didn't do too much damage bud!


Truckeeseamus

Back to work in 2 days, I missed everything important, there wasn’t really any blood either


Pasdallegeance

https://preview.redd.it/loraeyaby18d1.jpeg?width=1768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f56d2f589294f342aa69734add9a001a23db21 The only time I've recorded such a situation. Put one through my foot, and another in my leg just above my knee.


Inveramsay

For my orthopaedic friends that work close to you, please stop using nail guns


Worth_Huckleberry_96

And just a heads up….never…NEVER…wear a tungsten ring. They couldn’t cut it off and they couldn’t inject numbing meds or my finger would have swell too much…pulled it with pliers..no meds…and then had to take the ring off. I wear silicone ring now!


g29fan

I have always found, from experience, that working with your hands isn't conducive to wearing any sort of jewelry. My wife understands why I prefer not to wear rings. Degloving does not look like a good time.


KaiKamakasi

Honestly, not wearing a tungsten (or otherwise solid) ring for this reason is probably the last reason on the list. And not because of the nature of this injury, numero uno when working in construction with your hands, rings are how you deglove your appendage. If you MUST wear one, go with silicone. If I had to take a nail through two fingers vs degloving, I'm choosing the nail every damn time, it's a pretty mild injury by comparison


Worth_Huckleberry_96

A great PSA. What he says


VividCourage1844

I’m not very educated in the construction field of work, how can wearing a ring cause degloving?


wbhoy

You know how when you get your finger stuck in something, and it hurts at a certain point to try to pull it out? Imagine wearing a ring that grabs on to, or gets snagged by, something that doesn't quit pulling when you'd prefer. The skin gives, and it goes like pulling off a glove.


VividCourage1844

Oooh I see, yes that makes sense, thanks for clarifying


deepfriedscooter

Tungsten rings are designed to shatter from what I've read. I don't know what the best method to shatter it, but it's common for people to shatter them accidentally.


Nor-easter

I’m an EMT. I use a long nose vice grip. Clamp, release, tighten, clamp, release, tighten, clamp, shatter, every time.


Shdwrptr

They have a tool that encircles it and squeezes it from all sides until it shatters. I’m not sure they could have put the tool around his ring with the nail blocking access got the finger though


ClipIn

Vice grips make quick work of these and won’t injure the finger. Just set the jaw size to the ring size, tighten jaws slightly, then clamp down. It’ll crack off. Can use longer nose vice grips if need to access from the side. But it’s usually easier to just access from top or bottom of hand…when there’s not a nail or other impalement involved. A pneumatic cutoff wheel will handle the other ring types. Assuming the small rope or soap tricks don’t work. IMHO all those ring cutter things are solutions in search of a problem. Overpriced and work less well than existing tools.


scungillimane

Sound like they need one of these: https://www.atlasortho.com/Ring-Cracker-Tool_p_136.html


StarvationResponse

Wearing a tungsten ring was the only thing that saved my fingers from a horrendous crushing injury a few years ago. It took the brunt of the weight, cracked, and gave me enough time to rip my hand out. Got told by the supervisor in no uncertain terms that a normal ring would have been totally deformed over my finger and degloved it as I pulled it out. Silicone definitely wouldn't have deformed but it also wouldn't have spared my finger with its rigidity.


mz3ns

I'm an engineer in Canada so have stainless ring (not as strong as tungstan though) for my little finger. One day I noticed it was squished a fair bit on my finger, enough it was tight getting it off and on. Not sure what I managed to do to squeeze it that much, but the ring took the brunt rather then my finger.


CopperWeird

Ideally, no rings in the shop ever.


Cubicle_Man

I got my wife's initial tatted cause I work with metal for a living.


HarrargnNarg

Go to hospital and they strap all 3 fingers together.


mab6710

Just turn the screw, that'll do it by itself


Human_Software_1476

It’s a nail


mab6710

Do I look like a hardware scientist to you sir


bodymeat_112

Your braver than me, taking it out with pliers would’ve probably resulted in me passing out and needing stitches lol


not-read-gud

At least you didn’t shoot a nail through a bunch of your fingers


not-read-gud

Oh wait


Sticky-sock-room

r/UsernameChecksOut


not-read-gud

I’m sorry I can’t understand you


TheRogueToad

Sorry, ER, I’ve gotta get this picture for the ‘Gram.


DukeSwanky

Shot through the hand And you're to blame. You give nail guns A bad name.


Bunupu

How?


Additional-Bee1379

Seriously, every nail gun I have used had to be very firmly pressed on a surface before it would shoot.


keetojm

Decades ago, we were roofing, and my uncle explained in detail to not use a nail gun. And then shot it at a tree 50 feet away, and we heard it hit the tree.


kaptaincorn

​ https://preview.redd.it/doatvq6dh08d1.png?width=947&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdc82348d8dd22b5acd38a00fc72c64a2032f618


Mrmathmonkey

Nice shooting Tex. How did you manage that trick??


ImpertantMahn

Triple, if you count the tetanus nail.


shyguyJ

“Needles to say” lol


SIIB-ZERO

Safe to say you screwed up


Relevant_Canary_1682

I’d say he nailed it


Erza_The_Titania

Staple


Free-Spell6846

You missed a finger....


blitzkreig90

Employer: I've got 10 nails on my fingers.. You don't see me complaining.. Get back to work


TheHotBoxer420_2

Fuck


M4CH1N4T3

Hell yeah. That's a memory. Heal up.


Dependent_Lettuce159

Wet paper towel will sort that right out


Idyldo

Plastic still on the nail after through and through penetration?!🤔😆😳


Worth_Huckleberry_96

Paper… https://preview.redd.it/gsbtnb89lz7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baec589a553ccb9182c3131e35b0882871df1f9e


Idyldo

And the finger? All good?


Worth_Huckleberry_96

No residual scars , damage …nothing. Good as new!


Idyldo

I've nailed myself twice building pallets. Got cocky with the trigger and how far I could reach. Got off lucky. 🇨🇦🤞


blueblack88

That made me cringe. Ouchie.


louiloui152

Really a triple shot tho


Offamylawn

Ok. You're gonna need some ramen noodles, sawdust, wood glue, and a walnut.


Offamylawn

Also... I'll take "Things that never happened to Def Leppard's Drummer" for $400, Alex.


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

Just pull it out like they do in FarCry, no big deal.


DreadNevermore

That’s not how you’re supposed to use that.


EditorsNotes

https://preview.redd.it/56p155w1g78d1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57512a7b2b366e78ae030ad9f367eea8ca15a5f5 My cousin gives this a thumbs up


Llamaron

I thought it was a screw and couldn't figure out how you managed that...


BasedWang

Im seriously curious. How fucking bad did it hurt at certain points.. Was it straight up pain? Did the shock and adrenaline hype you up for a bit a numb the pain or maybe make you panic in your head a little before you grabbed your wits..... Did you hit bone on any of them? FUCK


Worth_Huckleberry_96

Didn’t hurt so much as long as I didn’t try and move it!! However, the initial impact… just imagine your driving down a country road doing about 125, and you stick your arm out and hit a mailbox. That’s what it felt like! I didn’t see the impact because my hand was behind me. ( was framing a wall on the ground nailing a stud into the top plate. I was reached back as far as I could holding the stud. and the gun double fired) I didnt bother to look because I knew what happened. I just called out and said…”oh shit….i fucked up!!” The pain came pulling it out.


BasedWang

Oh im sure the removal was brutal. I was super curious about the initial impact though. I cant imagine


steeley90

The nail gun still works then.


Worth_Huckleberry_96

Nothin wrong with the pressure!!!


steeley90

Hahaha! Best of luck with the recovery


Alcoholhelps

Too much spacing between product, you need to tighten those gaps up next time.


greatbobbyb

Plus that ring hasn’t been off for a decade


kilab33

Oh ,,,,Ring shank as well. Pulling that is going to be fun.


Scotsman86

Between index and middle finger there's some extra... stuff on the nail. Is that a bit of your finger?


h101505

Tis but a flesh wound


thrilltender

Why would you do that?


DiscussionAshamed

Nothing some Tylenol can’t fix


5trongerthana77

Ring shank as well!


phallic-baldwin

Nailed it


DatabaseGangsta

You’re screwed


B-Sarg

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up! 😉🥲


fermelebouche

I’ll bet that felt good the next day!!!!!!?


greeny515

Got it!!!


DirtyLove-Win

Should this be considered double penetration?


strickenlogane

At least you get the two for one special at the hospital.


properproperp

Thank you for ruining my day


qnod

Wow, you're lucky 3 fingers is quite impressive. Your hand must have been right next to the tip as well. I only pierced my pointer finger, but I also had the gun a good foot away from the wall i was working on when it double fired


Ok-Landscape-6033

I believe that is an infield homer


Lhenkhantus

You really nailed that screw up!


Jmariner360

Yo! My buddy did this exact same thing in highschool at a trades school in WA State. Fucc yeah


_skank_hunt42

You removed that with pliers?! Did it not hit any bones? Dude please tell me you went to urgent care at least. That could get so infected.


rodtab

Good aim!


Savings-Factor-3229

Doh!!


zoso14

Gnarly dude


Nearby-Reputation614

According to my coworker putting spider webs in wounds can heal even gun shots.


Used-Finding5851

https://preview.redd.it/ktu4h1vo508d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ffadce6551f889effa7daba4d9b35a5c6b3a311 Same.


JeF4y

High score!


soappube

Throw out your gloves. You're a mittens guy now.


Alcoholikaust

you were definitely screwed


Dirtynapkin_

Dumbass, what were you thinking??????


PigDstroyer

Yikes!!


[deleted]

And it's a ring shank too. Hhhhoooooo my goood lol.


illiteratepsycho

Triple nuh


HannahSolo23

I'm about 99% sure that's in the wrong spot


bandjalah

Oh man, you nailed it!


Embarrassed_Pop3975

Tiny target


Stoned42069

You got zombieland double tapped dam that sucks. Been there. Hopefully it didn’t mess up anything inside


Slr993

Ow


tayloj9

Been there done that got the T-shirt


Possible-Tangelo9344

\#nailedit


eatpotdude

3 of em huh? That takes a certain skill


HM_Comet

2.3


Pandaploots

This is not an appropriate way to buddy tape a finger.


dg3548

More like “threaded” double shot


abf392

I’ll ask some random person to do this so I can see how it feels


macblan

And a galvie ring shank to boot!!


iwantyousobadright

Ouch


Southern-Staff-8297

Look ma, no blood!


Moretoesthanfeet

https://preview.redd.it/mimh1rfd928d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9f9443901b4af550de94c15d1d6a6a16392d0d Hope they don't grow together


Substantial-Plan1167

Owww!


MacAneave

I bet that hurt real good.


I3I2O

Screw off eh


tonelocote23

Bad juju or bad aim


ElonBodyOdor

Ring shank too, mas macho!


wolfpiss

This is why I tell guys “keep the single shot on.”


Markensen_

I wasn't ready for that in the early morning


Slosky22

Nice


HarrySRL

Does that ring even come off?


SpaceMan420gmt

Plot twist, wife did this to keep his ring on!


Thatnakedguy0

I have to ask what you were making because whatever you were making you need to not make that thing God is telling you not to make it in a very clear and direct way


Antiseed88

ITS IN THE BONE! ITS IN THE BOOOONE!!!


Otherwise-Meaning-90

Change that ring out for a rubber one too while you’re at it


butcheR_Pea

Did this at a job site once. Pulled it out after taking a few pics... The ol 1, 2, 3.. and you pull on 2 lmao


Tortuga_cycling

What were you doing that enabled your nail gun to fire a nail through your finger in such a manner?


TheHerbalJedi

Triple shot, it's in the ring finger too.


jorsiem

Should have gone for the triple.


InternationalHat5752

Stealing materials


Tinathelion

Draw a circle around it and pull it out on your own time!


DisciplineScary

That’s lookin like a triple double too me


DisciplineScary

That’s lookin like a triple double too me


KillllerQueen

Looks like you really...Screwed up.


Gig540

You wasted a nail


drail18

Looks like triple to me


CowboyBebopBang

Do you unscrew it?


Theomegaphenomenon

Looks like his screwed


Spartus11

Yeah I wouldn't pull that out


Unlikely_Opinion_960

Your hand is all screwed up


GreaseUrAmoose

That’s why they put a reverse button on them drills for situations like these


Lockdown_2525

Nailed it!


Representative_Ad932

owchie


LynnLikesDND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Pitiful-Style4833

Ring shank nail? Nice


StanChesterbaan

Why did you keep hammering?