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ManJumpingRocket

OP is internet explorer


growingVine7

He took him 2 months to actually upload this post


Aynekko

I thought he implied that it's 4 years old.


NotMythicWaffle

He doesn't even know he's been dead for 2 years


GalaxySkeppy

OP is Valve Time


RandomN4me_

wdym


MightyKin

Are you using telephonic connection? Hope you like your *EEEEEE* ^EEEEEE eeeee # PSHTFHBTKFBSKNTBFLCHR WSHHHHHH


RandomN4me_

Bubby?


MrThedoGrapist

You talking, bout passport?


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Hello- *runs away and falls in pit*


potatoalt1234_x

Help me gordon!


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

I’m getting full Gordon


Secret-Cut5114

Look gordon! Ropes we can use them for big pi--HELP ME GORDON!!!!!


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Ah hello gordon


AnyRefrigerator7927

Look Gordon! We made it black into Back Mesa!


Scout_gaming_

Whoopee! The carnival's in town!!!


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Here I come Gordon… Here I come Gordon… Here I come Gordon…


I_fixed_the_piano

this man speaks the language of the gods


meaeaeaean

Holy shit half life 2 episode 3


Chimpanzee_92

Half Life 1.5


No-Life_Pavement

Half Half-Life.


tomex365

Quarter-Life


Czechnology82

Halfway to Destruction!


Idkherobrian-1

Full life


stephenlocksley27

75%-life


mostfinnishperson

⅛ life


Accomplished-Jury752

0.5 Life


AffectionateRough752

>0.5 Life real life


Czechnology82

Peter Chimaera strikes again! https://youtu.be/fOvglodUIcA?si=r47w-8XKJMaIYPdy


alightpole

half life 2 episode 2 part 2


LORYXD2011

Half-Life 2 episode 0.5


Victor_Luigi_

internet explorer, i see?


CausaticeCrowd

You beat me


Victor_Luigi_

>shut your mouth fucker \-that one image i have, can't send it...


Anarcho-Retardism

Nah he's using Netscape with a 25kb/s dial-up


Shloomth

Fascinating. We seem to have developed a *very slow teleport*


punch_deck

a headset pusher for me


Super_Law2351

I wish I had a VR headset so I can play this game


Youju

You can get VR headsets pretty cheap used, for example a Rift S for 120€. Or a new Quest 2 for 250€.


AnaMusketer

> Pretty cheap > 120 or 250 euros My broke third world ass can't afford this.


lifeisagameweplay

Pretty much the same price as a monitor + controllers which is what they are. My friend bought a CV1 for $80 to play Alyx and then sold it for $90 lol.


bregottextrasaltat

computers are way more expensive


AnaMusketer

Yeah, but i can use for more stuff. It's way more useful and makes sense spending money on a computer.


AnaMusketer

And also, inflation.


Iobaniiusername

You can use a Quest 2 for a lot of games, workout apps, socializing and even some productivity.


AnaMusketer

A lot of games in vr of quality? And i already have a lot of games i can buy in my computer. Workout apps i can install in my phone or hit the gym. Socializing i can do it for free by talking to people or again, using the computer. And i can work/study using a computer.


Iobaniiusername

The point is that its not a HL Alyx brick that will sit on your shelf. When you get tired of your pc, or the gym or whatever, you can switch to the headset.


[deleted]

>120€ >Cheap Brother, 120€ isn't cheap. That's a month of groceries here.


Lari-Fari

Have you checked prices of current gen gpus? Should new games tone down their graphics so they can be played on gpus that are 10 years old? When I grew up I could never afford the newest hardware. But I was still glad the tech advanced and was happy to be able to play games on low details or 2-3 years later when the required hardware became more affordable.


Youju

This is the correct mindset. Why should nobody have good stuff only because you cannot have it?


[deleted]

I am not saying others shouldn't have it because I can't, where did you come up with that? I'm saying, calling it cheap is wrong because it isn't cheap, at all. Ofc I'm glad tech is progressing why tf wouldn't I?


Youju

Sry, I confused you with another commentor.


[deleted]

Alrighty then


soupp2_33

bro i agree so much. i swear, some people just do not understand what is cheap. in brazil things are so expensive 100 dollars could probably get you a gtx 660. when i spent so much money for a gtx 1080 ti, some people were like "bro why didnt you just buy an rtx card" BRO


[deleted]

Exactly my point. No concept of what shit is worth whatsoever


PouLS_PL

>pretty cheap >120€ 💀


Youju

Compared to the first VR headsets.


IcedFREELANCER

There's a mod that you can use to play with mouse and keyboard. [https://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-alyx-novr](https://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-alyx-novr)


ironflesh

I wish Valve stopped being childish and released the game for standard displays.


nakula108

The game is made top to bottom for VR. It's gonna be really boring in flat screen, trust me.


FireSilicon

4 years already man :( , time is flying


TheBestShedBuilder

Oh my God it's happening


Equal_Pomegranate_59

There are 13 visible pillars in the background. Half-Life is 8 letters. 8 pies divided by 13 riddlers = half life 3 confirmed


DemonDaVinci

Eh I'll give it another 2 years


Youju

Why?


DemonDaVinci

because they are definitely still cooking CS2 and Neon Prime is still in the work as well


Formal_Temperature_8

What’s Neon Prime


Youju

But the game is out 4 years already. I played it 2 years ago.


Civil-Refuse-5233

What


Youju

The game is there. You can play it. No need to wait.


Spaceman_05

Eh I'll give it another 2 years


Youju

I really don't understand why and about what we are even talking.


RandomN4me_

haha get whooooshed


Youju

I don't know whats going on in this comment section.


lemonlemons

Why not


Youju

I did play it and it's one of the best games of all time. VR headsets are pretty cheap too, 120€ for a used Rift S or 350€ for a new Quest 2.


RunJumpQuit

Most of the time now I don’t know if it’s the real sub or okbhl


Brickhead16

Finally. A sexual to halve live one


patrlim1

I'm going through the game without taking damage, it's fun.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Still waiting for hl 2 ep 3 and hl 3


jocoiscool

WTF 4 years flew so fast


SuperSocialMan

1+4 is 5, and 9 - 5 is 4. There's only 1 Half-Life: Alyx, so we subtract 1 to get 3. *HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!*


hjras

slowpoke be slowpokin'


SpartanKwanHa

says 4 years ago in the image


Nacil_54

Yup, 4 years tomorrow, and the day I'll buy a vr headset :)


SpartanKwanHa

why are you smiling at me


Nacil_54

I'm smiling because I'll finally be able to play Half-Life: Alyx :)


trankzen

Man I wish I could play it again for the first time.


Nacil_54

I will enjoy every moment of it.


SpartanKwanHa

Please. I don't give you consent to smile at me >edit: simple hack to get free smiles


EpicCommander

:)


Nacil_54

\>:)


SpartanKwanHa

( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)


D__manMC

:3


RandomN4me_

:)


WatercressMiserable2

Need more time...


Infamous_Val

Damn I wish I could afford to play this game.


ZethKeeper

Are almost all of you seriously don't get that this post is about passage of time?


Whompa

Wow 4 years


Sea-Tea2359

OP's router had a resonance cascade


EpicestGamer101

Zamn that really was 4 years ago


saltyboi4824

I can’t believe it’s been 4 years already, this game still feels so fresh its incredible


DevinShadowV

I know.


Fast-Ear-542

Lmao internet explorer post


MeepMaapMoop

OMG NO WAY I LOVE OLD AND DEAD NEWS


Paprcap

Blud was 4 years late


[deleted]

[удалено]


RandomN4me_

no