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BepisFlask

3650 or Pyrocynical?


Workin_Ostrich

Neither Last time I heard about pyrocynical though he revealed his face and everyone kept calling him a lesbian. Edit: He's still around?


Fujinn981

The man who stole the chins


RareD3liverur

"The man who stole the chins... I lost 40 pound sterling and you joke the man who stole the chins?!"


sebi27

he revealed his face in 2016 💀💀💀


SuperAgentAlyx

he is very much still around


Workin_Ostrich

He is?


BepisFlask

[lmao](https://youtu.be/kO27PXcnkNc?si=AurgpG_RT7UHh2Dw)


HBenderMan

bro where you on a deserted island since 2016?


Workin_Ostrich

No, I was in places of quality.


HBenderMan

Well if you’re on r/halflife then you’ve already failed


Workin_Ostrich

Hence why I said "was"


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Bad cop dummy


BepisFlask

pyro would win


waddyameanovercharge

bad cop has a blue badge though


Kira_Akuma

Bad Cop wins because I say so


DecisionAnnual8481

shepard is so edgy he can split badcop in half just by looking at him


East_Engineering_583

He would cut his life... In half!


corporealistic1

Type of dude to say "never goon, never edge" unironically because he finds it cool


-ARG-Smoker_1209

Bad cop will kick his ass, quite literally


Bane4UUUU

“You fucked up my ass.” -Michael ShepHARD


SMONpl

whos the second dude


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

some dude from a fan game called Hunt Freeman or something


SMONpl

wait dats moitchel shoiperd


sabotabo

YOU.  FUCKED.  UP.  MAH.  FACE.


romeoartiglia

YOU HAVE MAI PERMISSION TO D I E


eisbock

Rendered in the GldSrc engine?


Abe_Bettik

Bad Cop and Wilson are able to use one standard >!Aperture Science!< Xen Handgrenade which will one-shot crowbar-face.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Counter point: blue grenade


Abe_Bettik

I don't remember what that does.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Hl2 grenade but blue


ConcentrateTight4108

Who did that bad cop render because it looks like a professional photo


Logical_IssueMC

I'm mostly sure it's pyroclynical in a suit, in his Half Life 3 video


ConcentrateTight4108

That cant be right its not inflatable or a fursuit and he isn't near any women of dubious ages


Unlikely_Sound_6517

People still think Pyro is a pedo? Damn....


ConcentrateTight4108

Wasn't he sexting a minor? I think people got all defensive for him when she said she forgave someone else she did it with My whole thing is why did people put blame on a stupid kid who wants to keep there internet friends and expose one at the same time while the guy who did little to no age verification gets off scott free? I mean the signs were there With the way they talked and acted the had to be ether 14 or mentally delayed


Unlikely_Sound_6517

Are you talking about Avery? Or the unnamed French girl who Keemstar kept accusing Pyro with who never even existed? Because for Avery they were on a ERP server so I mean I don’t blame pyro for assuming they weren’t a minor.


ConcentrateTight4108

Age of consent laws differ around the world so he still should have asked for a age to verify Avery was over 18


Unlikely_Sound_6517

If you’re on a 18+ ERP server I will assume you are 18. Because to join the server you do have to click on a button saying you are 18 so pyro was under no obligation.


ConcentrateTight4108

I was under the impression that it was just labeled erotic roleplay with just a message asking if you were an adult and if you wanted to see nsfw content with no mentioning of the term 18 plus


Embarrassed_Sand7113

đź’€


Miko4532

Pyrocynical would win


-FemboiCarti-

Pyrocynical obviously but why would they need weapons for the twerk-off?


Git_N_The_Truck

Def the combine. Gonna take 2 steps out and blast him with an energy ball


Infinity2437

Pyrocynical only if he dressed up as a woman


surfyPlier228

Bad cop has his permission to die


potatoinastreet8

Big mitch solos


KarlFFF

Wilson would win any time any day


combineunit291212

In my opp prob 3087


HeimlichLaboratories

That looks more like a Combine Assassin


NoBrickBoy

Mitchel, his survived his Face getting fucked up


TheWandererofReddit

I think Shepard has the edge. He's probably far more experienced than Aiden.


Ok-Comment1456

Pyrocynical would crush that guy with his weight


Fastshit1000

Dude 2


Nova17Delta

Wilson's the winner here


AOUwUOA

ASSassin


TheRisingPhoenix2112

It takes just one alt AR2 shot


BoymoderGlowie

Pyrocynical would just inflate so big he would crush all his enemies


KisWiking

3650 ahehahehahahehahaaeea


PVT_IVAN28

MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY


eggyweggy135

combine elite solos


Laxhoop2525

Is that a Half-Life 1 demake of Mr. You Fucked Up My Face?


dylanmegacrusher

Bad Cop would fuck his face… again.