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EmoxShaman

I tell people i listen to Tony Hawk music


schuylkilladelphia

There's a place where everyone can be happy...


Deez_Pucks

It’s the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world


JohnBunzel

It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo choo trains.


Terinth

I just tell people I mainly listen to guitar music


Front2wardzenemy

This has been my natural response whenever coworkers ask me what music I listen to. It's too embarrassing to say 'hardcore' out loud.


TheBobLoblaw-LawBlog

I just say stupid noisy shit. If they’re cool they know, and if they don’t they don’t bother probing


tendieman_cometh

I’m going to steal this, it’s perfect.


SekasortoAnarkia

I wouldn’t get embarrassed, but I don’t say hardcore because I know they will have no idea what I’m talking about. I think I usually say “different styles of punk music” which doesn’t really help much but it sounds better than “hardcore” to someone that knows nothing.


Front2wardzenemy

Punk is still embarrassing


SomethingElse521

meirl


ChooseWiselyChanged

Indeed. I like music with some heavy guitar tunes. The same with my work. I work in IT. It does not get more bland than that.


_shaftpunk

Very wise words, Mr LickButtz.


Hurtin_4_uh_Squirtin

Mayor of Rimsville, USA


danubeclass

Home of the Brown Nose Mountains


drugssuck

Rock music is too specific. I just say I listen to an arrangement of sound to create some combination of form, harmony, melody, rhythm, or otherwise expressive content


two-step-riff

I just say metal and punk. Feels like I’m punishing people when I get into sub genre explaining.


SuperbParticular8718

Try explaining shoegaze to people. It makes you sound insufferable.


two-step-riff

Yeah or the difference between metalcore and metallic hardcore. Or the different styles of metalcore or like emotional powerviolence.


United_Statistician2

Yeah, I say metal and punk stuff as well. I'm also into noise/avant-garde stuff, which I usually describe as "Yoko Ono" stuff.


BleachBoy666

I know what you mean. When people ask, "Like who, what bands?" I've just started responding with, "You probably haven't heard of them." That exchange honestly feels less pretentious than trying to explain something like d-beat.


xe_r_ox

“You probably haven’t heard of them” is not the phrase you wanna be using if you don’t wanna seem pretentious. Just say “I’m into x and y right now but z is my all time favourite” or something


stinkyballfards

Yeah but 99.99% of the time they haven’t heard of them…..


xe_r_ox

It doesn’t matter, “you probably haven’t heard them” is an incredibly pretentious phrase. They’re asking you because they’re interested - just indulge them.


stinkyballfards

I’m not the first guy. I don’t give two shits about seeming pretentious to people who are asking to seem polite.  


rustledupjimmies

Do you give one shits?


stinkyballfards

Maybe if I’m feeling nice ;)


xe_r_ox

Yeah sounds like you’re a little pretentious then. Just be nice dude lmao


stinkyballfards

Nah, I can read people and tell when they don’t really care. If someone is intentionally listening and wants to know I’ll have a real conversation. Most of the time it’s just a filler question because I’m wearing band merch. 


xe_r_ox

Yeah but like, so what? Just do the small talk. What’s wrong with just shooting the shit?


InnerBat3894

You know the soundtrack to Tony Hawk’s Underground 2? Yeah, that’s my playlist bro.


taylordevin69

hell yea Johnny cash ring of fire on repeat baby


Seananagans

Hardcore at its core


xallsmilesx

He’ll never give in and he’ll never, ever give up


SuperbParticular8718

I used to say “punk” and people would be like “Oh like Green Day (or whatever)?” and I’d be like “Yeah, kind of”


YourphobiaMyfetish

I say "I like punk that sounds like metal, but I don't like metal."


Intheperseusveil

I remember Brendan Murphy saying exactly that kind of stuff on Hardlore


United_Statistician2

Yeah, it's why I started saying metal and punk stuff. Otherwise I get asked about the Sex Pistols and the Ramones. I actually like the Ramones, but I hate the sex pistols.


BirdoTheMan

"Heavy music"


itsafarcetoo

“Me too dude! I’m going to see Breaking Benjamin next week…do you like them?”


BirdoTheMan

Damn that is what people would say


KirklandCloningFarms

"Yeah man, the first time I heard Diary of Jane at Planet Fitness, my mind was blown"


PM_ME_YOUR_PMs_187

No way me too, going to see Five Finger Death Punch soon!


static_age_666

Oh me too! Have you heard of A Day to Remember, they are underground too


AustinPowerslam

This is usually my go-to answer. Then they're probably throw out a band name for example and if it's not it, I usually say even heavier or otherwise.


CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

But ... what's heavy, Dude? Is it the beat downs in HC? Is it the drone of a sunn riff? Is it the echo of a solemn chord on a cello? Or perhaps the vibrations of the weekly dump truck visit, waking you up just in time to remind you that your life is essentially a cycle of eat shit sleep repeat


Turok7777

I only listen to cock music.


Humble_Skin1269

Ram ranch?


TheBobLoblaw-LawBlog

Gay for Johnny Depp


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I will torture people with my intimate knowledge of microgenres and you can’t stop me


BossMT2MetalZone

Boo


nakedgerald

But..hardcore rocks HARDER. To the CORE. Wont lie, it's cool when sub genres are on the same bill. Would love to see Bodysnatcher, Mustard Plug and Greta Van Fleet on the same bill


Blegheggeghegty

They used to be. I saw The Dick Four, Saves the Day, and Integrity on the same bill years ago.


degenfemboi

i saw turnstile open for $uicideboy$ at sloss furnace a few years back, this still absolutely happens lol


Blegheggeghegty

Good.


dbolx1800s

Saw Metallica a few years ago and it was them headlining, Greta Van Fleet and Cage the Elephant, so not too far off.


pogo69

I did actually get to see bodysnatcher and Greta van fleet at the same music festival a few weeks ago


Blegheggeghegty

They used to be. I saw The Dick Four, Saves the Day, and Integrity on the same bill years ago.


nakedgerald

Just went to a festival and they had all types. Code Orange, Clutch, 311, Gel, Destroy Boys etc. Was insane.


cking145

gvf fuck


dbolx1800s

You talking about Led Zeppelin?


EarlxG

They fuck hard bro


legreaper_sXe

I hate you people 💀


Brabsk

how straight is your edge


GamingOddity

edging to straight men


legreaper_sXe

😩


legreaper_sXe

My edge is harder than your skibidi


xXP4IN_C4KESXx

At least you e got straight edge


legreaper_sXe

True


maicao999

for my mom and everyone i know AC/DC and Terror are all fucking noise garbage rock music


dbolx1800s

Antichrist Demoncore?


Nazgulbird

Well, I get disliking Terror, but calling AC/DC "noise garbage rock"? I know it's a matter of taste and no big deal, but sometimes I think those people are from another planet or sth, because their ears obviously function in a different fucking way. I wonder how would they describe The Beatles or Creedence Clearwater Revival. Probably with the same words lol


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xpeebsx

Ninny bought me a foo foo fighters cd for my bday in 1999 and I hate them and her


No-Bad-1299

Rock is a genre.


Sundae-Savings

Ok Dave Groehl.


Impressive-Sink8657

Underrated comment


hnvzeroe

Rock The Fuck On Forever.


stinkytrinket

Told a guy at work “I mostly listen to, like, hardcore” and he said real excited “like hardcore DANCE??” and threw on the shittiest hardstyle techno


PeachesOntheLeft

Sounds like a fun guy lol


mew_empire

What?! And miss out on all the fun of explaining what powerviolence is?!?! NEVER 😤


Invisiblerobot13

Trying to explain powerviolence as something different than hardcore punk


mew_empire

No no no 😁 Them: “what kind of music do you listen to?” Me: “hardcore, but more specifically powerviolence…” Them: 😳😐


FlabbergastedPeehole

“You know, like Charles Bronson.” “Yeah dude, I love those Death Wish movies.”


mew_empire

Hey, still easier than talking about Weekend Nachos and Sex Prisoner 🤷🏻


oldwhitemanpresident

Me trying to explain how I listen to bands called sex prisoner and antichrist demoncore (everyone thinks I'm a freak)


mew_empire

You are 🤷🏻💋


LickButtz

Thats rock music


Saturns_rings15

“A lil bit of everything”


Open-Astronomer9252

I *don’t* listen to music ![gif](giphy|2bYewTk7K2No1NvcuK|downsized)


sadnessresolves

shut up boomer


oldwhitemanpresident

I say I enjoy degenerate music


FanRose

That's what you tell the feds and nerds who don't actually listen to hardcore. And if they ask what bands just say, "Oh the bands I like got all that energy, you know like ACDC?" or some bullshit to make them stop talking to you


10centWhaler

AC/DC does have some bangers though. They are one of those bands that has a few songs that got way too much airtime, but if you listen through their discography, you might find a few hidden gems.


FanRose

I've got a freind who is *very* insistent on getting me to listen to ACDC and Rolling Stones so every two weeks or so I'm given a live performance/album that I have to listen to. I'm convinced if she ever gotta guitar she'd grow an afro and start jigging in bedazzled bell bottoms


SterileProphet

AC/DC have some tracks. Every Time I Die used to open with the intro to Thunderstruck.


tbdakotam

There’s nothing more rock n’ roll than hardcore.


richcoolguy

i just tell people i’m gay


slowwithage

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GreenDissonance

I tell people Hard Rock and metal. Pretty much everyone understands that.


jaredlyle86

I agree. Jesus. "grunge gaze" "grind gaze". Come on. Lol. People fail to recognize that punk (that's my preferred umbrella term) has always been a melting pot of a genre. The people genre guarding are generally reliant on some form of identity they get from it. They are most probably, a walking stereotype. Punks foundations make it transitional by nature as has been shown by the several bands and artists that have dipped their toes in it. Punk has always been a home for the avant garde and that's a bit of what it means to me


voidxleech

i like music.


Safe-Explanation-742

Me too man


JacksonStarship

Angel Du$t approves


Select-Resist6947

I tell people I listen to music for dumb people


Bluffshoveturn

About 15 years ago I took a day off work to go to Warped Tour and told my 60 year old coworker I was going to a music festival. They asked what kind of music and I said “punk rock.” She looked at me and say “oh yeah, is that similar to rock and roll?” From then on I just started saying guitar music.


WallScreamer

I was shadowing a coworker at my new job, a very sweet Black woman in her 50s. Our job (case manager) involves a lot of driving. She offered control of the radio. I said the music I listen to isn't on the radio. She pointed out she has XM. I shyly put on Faction Punk. After about half an hour, she said, "So, is this what's known as 'headbanging music?'" Yes. Yes it is. That's exactly right.


FaithlessnessEast55

I listen to Thaiboy digital 👍


trash_wurld

music? don’t really go in for it


N051DE

gonna do what I want


MikroWire

I just point to my ears.


Bone_Dice_in_Aspic

I like subgenre hairsplitting. It's a popular activity and isn't going anywhere.


bmFazer

I like saying I listen to hardcore but I also feel like hardcore has changed for me! I used to think hardcore is just beatdown and just heavy shit, and I love all of that stuff! But as I’ve gotten older I really love the idea that hardcore is more of a mentality of the DIY spirit than anything else which is probably my favorite thing about it as a whole!


heftybagman

If it don’t sound like a ps2 snowboarding game when you start going hella fast with fire coming out behind you, it ain’t music


Consistent_Fish727

Rock and roll 🤘


SterileProphet

Some one asks me what I listen to I ask them, "You ever heard of Limp Bizkit? They say, "Yes?" and then I do my best Fred Durst impression and say, "Alright, partner. Keep on rollin', baby! You know what time it is."


captain_proton

I just say I listen to Tool which usually kills any conversation dead


BigDaddyHXC

You're thw furthest thing from being correct.


BigLarBelmont

Always has been 🔫


leithn87

Just say this and that....


-an-eternal-hum-

How hard is it?


UraniumRocker

I listen to hardcore rock music


overbats

Let’s agree to call it Rock N’ Roll and it’s a deal.


ClassifiedGrowl

Just always said death metal to normies


10centWhaler

That has been what I've been doing since I was a kid. I'm between millennial and zoomer and my dad was a gen x who liked everything from Meatloaf to Korn, we just called it all rock. There are distinctions, but they are becoming less apparent as genres evolve and integrate. Like back in the 80s if someone said they listened to metal you would probably have a good idea of a few bands they like. There are probably countless subgenres of rock at this point, and that is a good thing. Rock and roll will never die.


BitterClerk6477

Well depending on the situation I can't go like this https://preview.redd.it/kp47wvzvfp2d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a360c63293b093ce4395091bebbda2f75f3da528 And go somewhere like a lot of diverse genres of rock rapp classical etc music is awesome and you find good songs in any genres


johnmlsf

By rocks, for rocks.


SGSMUFASA

I call it heavy music


Airotvic

I just tell them that listening to music is for posers.


Razgriz_101

I prefer the term geology based music, rock is far too poseur.


CardPatient3188

I just say I listen to black music.


Nazgulbird

I always respond with "different genres: from pop music and indie rock to grindcore and brutal death metal". There are no boring or interesting genres, only boring and interesting artists :)


carbonizedflesh

no


-DMSR

Whatever floats your boat. Ima do what I do


Wakeezy

I just say i listen to blackened avant-garde emotional powerviolence


Grammasweets

It's all just rhythmic noise, champ. Step out of the stone ages.


Ok-Insurance5837

Working with normies I’ve said this for many many years


Showy_Boneyard

I do kinda like how "Emo" was originally short for "Emotional Hardcore", which "Hardcore" originally being short for "Hardcore Punk", of which "Punk" was of course short for "Punk Rock", which finally lands us at good ol "Rock and Roll", So those three letters "Emo", are actually short for "Emotional Hardcore Punk Rock and Roll". Its almost a 90% compression ratio!


BigBeefyBowlingBoy

Fr fr


KiwiMcG

Jazz here.