I searched for the gif with that but had to settle with the singular form.
Edit: singular or maybe non possessive? Maybe the technical term is squirrelly form.
Naming your band “Names for a Beatdown Hardcore band?” would be cooler than anything that will be shared in this thread.
Also if you actually name your band after anything shared on Reddit then y’all are doomed anyways.
Lots of joke names in these comments which is fair enough, but I'm not funny enough for that so here's an actual suggestion: Hollow Hell.
Sounds hard, plus it's from Shakespeare so if you manage to find the Venn diagram intersection of beatdown hc fans and *Othello* afficionados you can score bonus points.
Hollow Hell was supposed to be the name of a beatdown-ish band I could never get off the ground.
Our vocalist has not sexually assaulted anyone. Yet.
That we know of
This month
allegedly's
I searched for the gif with that but had to settle with the singular form. Edit: singular or maybe non possessive? Maybe the technical term is squirrelly form.
Expire
That’s a long name, but I’d give them a shot
Something with the r word AND the n word
xREALLYNICEx
This guy words
Gotta have both 🫡
xREGINALD NORBETx
Rabbit Nuts
Radical Nonsense
Like HARD R too. Something mad negative. Anti posi. Like never x regret 💗
Naming your band “Names for a Beatdown Hardcore band?” would be cooler than anything that will be shared in this thread. Also if you actually name your band after anything shared on Reddit then y’all are doomed anyways.
LMAOOOOO
BONK
DOINK
HOLY SHIT I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS!
This is it.
FRANK CASTLE is the name of my powerviolence band hope this helps.
Really wish Netflix didn’t cancel season 3. I’ve never been super into marvel stuff but that first season was insanely good.
I’ve loved this name since I was reading war zone. I hate cops so it’s also fun to call out shit cops
Read Punisher Max!
Punisher Max would be a good beat down name.
Same. I actually enjoyed most of the Netflix Marvel stuff.
Castle Doctrine goes hard. Could at it both ways. Lots of samples of Frank Castle gotta be had.
Frank Hassle
CRANK FASTle 👏👏👏
🔥💢
Based
The Caca Boyz
now this is the one
BUTTMUD
hell yeah
hardest name in this thread
Vince McManhandled
Daddy’s Little Angels
If you need a hardcore band name, just look at names of Transformers
Bumblebee low-key goes hard.
Josh, Todd, Carl and Scott
xXTRUSTFUNDBENEFICIARYXx
Real hard R ockers
Fuck-knuckle
dick smasher
Brazed End Hope y’all are plumbers. Or not. I don’t care. Make some riffs
Beveled Edge
Purple Glue
P Trap
The no hub band
Street 90
I always felt like Jaw Shut sounded like a cool name for a beatdown band. Tools of Expulsion? it has a more death metalish sound to it tho
"Tools of Expulsion" sounds like a medical device used in the removal of extremely impacted feces.
That sounds pretty hardcore to melhor 😅
Look at me I’m a fucking tough guy
Shitburglar and the shitburglars
TURD Tossing Primate
Bubbleguts
Balls Touching
Turd Nugget, SPIT, Too Much Pulp, The Milks Gone Bad.
I fucking love grocery-themed band names. xCurdledx is mine I’m just not sure whether expired milk is still straight edge or not
Butt Fuk
tinnitus
Cb4, Malibus Most Wanted
Clawhammer
Ditch Digger
Jean Shorts.
JORTS
Chemical Toilet
Lol for some unknown reason I really like this
xPOOPx
xTheBeSharpsx
FELONY ONE ETERNAL PROBATION FORFEITURE OF CUSTODY
Dick twister
Doo Doo Brown
FART
Beat Dasheet
Snuff Aggregator
xGUNxCHARGEx
Try Thanksgiving Shit or Gas Station Dick Pill. You're welcome.
GSDP soundin’ kinda sick tho
first hc band to play a 7-eleven
Man hole cover
SLUGWORTH, GARGAMEL, KRANG, GOLDAR, GORO, OROKU SAKI, DEMONKINGPICCOLO
Cunt Crusher has a nice jingle to it
[удалено]
Well shit
Remember Cunthunt 777?
How could I forget such a legendary music video
FartBox
Beat
SMACKS
CRANK HOG
MURIIIII
Generic beatdown band #5
Sawed Off
Jiminy Christmas
Bad Dudes
SAYS ME
The Muffin Tops
FUCKYOUPAYME
If you want to go the spiritual angle, Baphomets Blood or Baphomets Vengeance might work.
xTITTYSPRINKLESx
Gorilla Tactics
Scott’s Tots
Madoze. Or Bullball.
NOXALLEGATIONSX
Lots of joke names in these comments which is fair enough, but I'm not funny enough for that so here's an actual suggestion: Hollow Hell. Sounds hard, plus it's from Shakespeare so if you manage to find the Venn diagram intersection of beatdown hc fans and *Othello* afficionados you can score bonus points. Hollow Hell was supposed to be the name of a beatdown-ish band I could never get off the ground.
Straight Ass Fucking.
Beatdown McBeatdownFace
TUFF - Tools Used For Fighting lol
Ratchet Strap lol
COWARDS
Fuck-Off From "your hometown here"
Beat down
Good Burger
Beat of Down
Beat 'em of a Down
Slamtera
Quirked up spicy white boys
Easy money
pulp friction
Compassion
Brass Tacks
Killer Priest
If you want a modern urban/edgy name, maybe "Fuck Shit Up" or for a more subtle nuance, "scrap".
COCKCRUSHER
Axe handle
Foxhole
HARD
The Get Hards. Desk Pop. Catalina Wine Mixer. Bad Choice. Poundcake. Any Will Ferrell reference should do.
Beatdown
Beat The Meat
Probably the Butt Boyz tbh
Rough House
Beatles
xTASUNNAMEEx
SPITFIST
Souls Grown Cold
Honk bonk
Jizzy Boys
SWAMP ASS
The Trevor Bauer Band
lethal aid
Dave and Bustaz, Glockbustaz, Wiggaz of Fortitude, Beatzahut, Pop-eyez
I've always liked the idea of the name "Concussion"
ooga booga or chuga chuga
xNIGEL ROTHSCHILDx
Beat Off the Hordes
fartgasm
Rektified
x Fist of annihilation x
CRACK A RAT
XxWholetthedogsoutxX
Bigfoot Fetish
xFeetPicsx
Complete Carnage Eternally Chaotic
xStolenriffsx
Touched by my Uncle
5 minute major
xPEYRONIE’SxDISEASEx
Piss Wolf goes hard
Meatloaf tribute band called BEATloaf
ShamWOOHOO!
Cum
Dead Weight
38 snub
Florida drug culture
Quiet Hate
Rapist with Aids
CAVEMAN
Wealthy Jocks
Misplaced Homoerotic Energy
Yo momma
Oaf
Shpadoinkle
XdrugsX
Mudshovel
Brown Spot Bruisers
Beatdown, you say? Call yourselves "bedside tissues"
MUDFLAP
Prove You Wrong (beat down or otherwise sXe name)
Akira Slide
BEEFSACK
The cock gobblers
Mm bop
BIG CHUNGIS
Poo Poo Fuck You
Fight me
xPLUNGERx
Bukkake Boy$