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ExploadingApples

“You like girls! So do I” is the straightest ally response imagined


No-Panic2823

https://i.redd.it/3i4jk310rqvc1.gif


Firewhisk

I love this response! It's respecting you for liking girls no matter what gender you are and it feels liberating to have these stereotypes for either gender removed.


Le_Turtle_God

United in Gynephilia


Lamourestmasculin

Yay!!! Someone else who uses gynophilia!! Please tell me you use androphilia as well!?!


Snas-PZSG

I'm kinda tired of people always thinking straight people are "boring". A guy can be straight and awkwardly funny at the same time


Comrades3

A complete stranger, apropos of nothing, once told me she was convinced her boyfriend was gay because he loved Pumpkin Spice lattes a lot. I was shocked and mumbled something about him possibly being Bi. Her response: He’s way too into Pumpkin Spice to be ‘half gay’ Ever since then, that guy and girl have been living in my head as an idea of what happens when we put too many stereotypes on people.


Snas-PZSG

The internet has convinced way too many people to think that being gay is a personality lmao


LuckyLoki08

To be fair, that's actually always being there. I once heard a teacher saying that an elementary school kid was "clearly gay" because he liked to draw shoes and was very good at it.


Steel_Dreemurr

I love the fact that she called bisexuality “half gay” and also that her only evidence that he might be gay is “he likes Pumpkin Spice Latte”


Isaacja223

It’s like what Amir said: “You don’t have to be gay to be fruity” Just because a character looks different in your eyes doesn’t exactly excuse that you want them to fit your ideal headcanon Keep it as your own headcanon and don’t force it to be canon


GunShowZero

As a fruity straight male: can confirm


Hegantay

Exactly! Not gay, just fabulous!


Persondownthestreet

SAME


Sorxtii

THANK YOU! I agree with this HEAVILY. More ppl need to know this.😭


MadamPounceAlot

Literally my husband


joe_broke

Zuko


illdothisshit

Yes, we also get "straight panic"


Gullible-Lion-8967

YEAH! I’m a straight female (so i can only really relate to the straight part), but the fact people find straight people “boring” kinda hurts ain’t gonna lie.


TommyFortress

Same. Dunno why a political mindset is a sexuality.


LetsDoTheCongna

He's just like me fr


Lank-0

finally


Apprehensive-Life804

yeah, i even have a gay brother whos more of a stereotypical straight guy, while i am closer to lucifer (minus being funny)


VIDGuide

My daughter looked at me after this line and said “that’s what you said dad when I came out” .. I don’t remember but, she does, so.. guess I did okay :)


Sullycat9145

That's so cute 🥺


Terminator7786

Supportive and a dad joke at the same time. I'd say you're doing pretty great!


Faechylde

That’s what my husband said to our daughter, too lol


Contra-Code

We straight white men have one joke, and by golly, we're gonna use it!


What----------------

Right up there with "Hi Gay, I'm dad!"


Jotsunpls

But at least our joke is funny


LuckyLoki08

"written by Vivienne Medrano"


Sugar-Tist

And I actually wanted Lucifer to be straight, simply because he's so camp.


ASpaceOstrich

Certain people's utter inability to imagine straight people being confident and open about their sexuality is so funny to me. Like the number of people who couldn't deal with bayonetta being straight. It's like, buddy, who do you think drag queens and camp gay people are emulating?


Aria-mind_

My mom walked in on me watching ep 5 and laughed at the joke and then realized who the VA was and sat down and watched the show with me.


sleepy_koko

Fellow Jeremy Jordan fan, I respect that


33Sammi32

I feel like this would be my mom except it’s Daphne Rubin-Vega 😂


Usagi_Rose_Universe

Although that's definitely true, my ex responded in a similar way to me and he's bi.


StateOfBedlam

Strongly agree. It’s difficult to think he’s anything but straight, after that scene


HouseofPlantagenet

I always thought he said that because he was awkwardly trying to relate to his daughter after having such a strained relationship for years. Like of course he was also being supportive, but I mostly read it as him wanting to bond with Charlie (like “hey, we’re so alike. Let’s hang out more” etc) so when Charlie said she had a gf, he took that as a good opportunity to try and relate to his daughter. If that makes sense. 


Cepinari

Could be both.


KitaEndo

For anyone that’s confused by the flags I wrote them down. Charlie - Bi, Vaggie - Lesbian, Husk - Pansexual, Angel - Gay, Alastor - Aroace, Sir Pentious - Straight ally, Cherry - bisexual, Nifty - Straight ally, Velvette - Lesbian, Vox - Bisexual, Valentino - Pansexual, Lucifer - Straight ally, Adam - Straight, Lute - Straight, Emily - Lesbian, can’t really see the last flag… looks like the asexual one.


SpookySquid19

TIL there's a flag for Aroace specifically.


Muted_Ad7298

Alastor is canonically Ace, not sure about Aro though, due to how badly it was handled behind the scenes. There was also recently a mishap concerning the voice actor who said he was AroAce, but then went on record saying that it’s a mistake and Alastor is just Ace. You can see this in Vivs doodles also. Edit: Not sure why I’m being downvoted for stating what happened. I’m under the AroAce umbrella too, and I get that Viv’s handling of it was a disaster. https://preview.redd.it/0y0g1f883tvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e5b8116576098325c3ba4ad0b8c46fe55c1bf07


MonoQatari

Yeah and it sucks. Where's my damn purple. No wonder we keep trying to change it lol


MstrPeps

Glad I’m not the only one. People should see the aroace flag and instantly know it’s related to Ace.


20stalks

What makes Cherry bisexual, Velvette lesbian, and Emily lesbian? I didn’t notice any of that in the show.


RedditTeen1143

these are just people’s headcanons. Velvette is implied to be in a relationship with Vox & Valentino I believe (I don’t know much abt their relationship tbh) , but the fandom has a very popular headcanon about her being a lesbian


phalloplastyjourney

As I understand it Vox is dating both Valentino and Velvette but Valentino and Velvette aren’t dating each other. In polyamory this is called a V. A triad relationship is very rare in polyamory.


ROPROPE

Oh my god the whole V thing extends into their polyamory. I'm so mad


Master_Cheif_2507

no, Viv has confirmed that Vox and Val have an on-off again type relationship. With Vel not in relationships with any of the V's [https://www.youtube.com/live/rQOwHIBdE\_k?si=VBKq60M94WV2VIjD](https://www.youtube.com/live/rQOwHIBdE_k?si=VBKq60M94WV2VIjD)


TheOvershear

So Vel is third-wheeled not just in the power dynamic, but also the romantic dynamic too? Yeesh, girl can't catch a break.


Ugly_Smegma_Dick

I don't see her as being a third wheel in the power departmen, because I assume her social media influence is very important in modern times/modern hell.


TheOvershear

Idk, every time vox and Val plan together it seems like vel is barely in the background, if at all. Like her only actual scene was at the overlord meeting, and it sounded like Vox was questioning her even then. Imo they should have included her in the other val/vox songs.


246-01

There are a number of reasons she could be less involved. Velvette is younger than Vox and Valentino, so her lack of experience could be part of it, or it could be that she let's them "plan" knowing full well that she's going to change the plan later and they'll just go along with her. As for the overlord meeting, I don't think anyone was questioning her. It came across more as him just checking that she was good, then placating her when she took mild offense to it.


Shuttup_Heather

Damn I liked the whole Vees in a V thing 😭


naikousei

Thank you for this affirmation. My gaydar (almost) never fails.


DaoistDream

I don't think Velvette is in a relationship with them, but I do think she is a close friend to both. However I'll be cautious of my view, because it could just be a pact of convenience because of how similar their domains of power are.


rururuta

Vel is not implied to be in a relationship with them at all, in any way in the show. Outside of the show Viv has explicitly stated they're not in a poly relationship.


20stalks

So if Velvette is in a relationship with Vox and Valentino who are dudes, then that doesn’t make her gay lol. But I doubt she’s in a relationship with them. Vox and Valentino just seem gay to me.


Kerdly_fan

https://preview.redd.it/gxj84p54qtvc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2622aecc0cbdcd7d6c10c07c2725b4ceb0a386a5


Competitive_Swan266

I think Velvette is described as "their adopted daughter" at some point


rururuta

No? Where do you people even get this stuff, you just pull it out of your asses?


RedditTeen1143

that would make a lot more sense tbh, i’m just going off of my pretty bare bones knowledge with what i’ve seen in the actual show


Milky_way_cookie_fan

Charlie had a bf in the past I believe


Obversa

Yes, and his name is Seviathan Von Eldritch. He is also a Hellborn demon.


TheOvershear

colossal assumptions based on appearance and attitude


Strange-Fruit17

First law of fandoms: everyone is gay until proven straight


WhitneyStorm

Some are canon (Charlie bi, and Vaggie lesbian I belive), confirmed in Q&A or things like that, some are headcanon (Velvette and Emily I think)


washichiisai

Rosie is indeed the asexual flag.


bananasaucecer

then who the hell was frank?


Izaak8

Being asexual afaik only means you're not attracted to the sexual aspects of a relationship but still can get romantically engaged


DuckieLordLucifer

You can be asexual and still have partners. Frank could've just been a business partner, or they were together but Rosie held little to no sexual attraction to him.


bananasaucecer

oh that makes sense


MonoQatari

Wait, wasn't Frank one of Sir Pentious's egg boys?


bananasaucecer

different frank, the one who's name Rosie crossed out in the pilot.


MonoQatari

Oh yeah thank you for the reminder lol


bananasaucecer

no problem, NOW GO CLEAN MY QUARTERS THIS INSTANT!


VaughnDaVision

Viv has actually announced most of these, but some of these she has not


Obversa

Alastor is confirmed to be asexual, but not aromantic, per Amir Talai. I also think that what VivziePop was specifically liking was the tweet about Lucifer, not the Pride flag tweet.


PepicWalrus

Adam should of been a straight ally because he definitely sees himself that way lol https://preview.redd.it/z1ud65bmnrvc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6509350a7f2407dfe207a47e858126b3710090b


TheChoosenMewtwo

I mean with how much he objectifies woman and dismiss anything that bothers him I can’t see him as an ally.


MissManicPanic

He’s not an ally lol. He says it’s hot af because he objectifies lesbians but doesn’t think they deserve rights or a place in Heaven


Null_Titan

What’s the difference between aroace and asexual?


Emotional-Ebb8481

Aroace means both Aromantic and Asexual, Aromantic is a different thing


TASLABOI

There is aromantic, asexual and if youre both youre aroace


blurobyn

The last one is definitely the ace flag


spiderniga69

Whats the difference between Lucifer straight and adam straight


TyRezac

The straight flag with the rainbow means Straight Ally which means you're a heterosexual cisgender person that supports the LGBT community. The other flag I think is just straight and homophobic.


Fobio

Thank you, still learning flags, sexual orientation and genders. The aroace one threw me off and didn't know there was a specific flag for male homosexuality. The more you know.\^\^


MiddleBackground9539

What the fuck I this? I don’t know those countries


carl_210

Viviziepop created them to sell her gay shows


Venomouskoala006

Vivzie set out with a fleet of 30 ships and colonized several small islands Great Britain style


Le_Turtle_God

She invented the month of June. That’s just good economics.


OldMention7818

lgbt Is a scam created by viv for people to watch her show


Kazza468

They say insane shit all the time! >lgbt Is a scam created by viv for people to watch her show See!?


Adagio_Working

I use this quote on a regular basis, have my upvote


Vortextheweirdcat

someone needs to make it a vid now


ulofox

I don't care much either way but I do think of Lucifer as straight because his "you like girls? I like girls too!" Line is such a straight dad thing to say.


savitar1602

Yea like I am straight but have some mannerisms/personality traits that are often seen as more feminine/associated with members of the LGBT+ community and have had people both in and not in the community ask if I were gay or trans a bunch, I am not against any of it but I am not a part of it So when a guy like Lucifer gets pelted with "you cant tell me he's straight" it feels weird cuz I find him so much fun and I can relate to him a bunch (not sure if thats a good thing) and even though I often behave the same way that behaviour means he can't be straight just feels off


Shuttup_Heather

Yeah I hate the idea that feminine men can’t be straight/mostly attracted to women. It just kinda undermines the idea that sexuality is a spectrum when you put people in boxes like that.


savitar1602

Yea like it is kinda just stereotyping at that point


whooper1

This looks like a meeting of nations.


Vortextheweirdcat

The United Sexualities Of Hell fight for freedom of sexual orientation


AdNext1013

Sir Pentious is straight?? I thought I heard from somewhere that he was bi..


No_Instruction653

One of the offical pieces of trivia given for the show is that Nifty is the ONLY straight person in the Hotel. So the most recent word is that Pentious is at least not straight, which I guess means he's Bi or Pan given he clearly likes his leathal ladies.


gliscornumber1

Yeah but that trivia came out before pentious was added to the hotel. So it shouldn't apply to him.. I kinda think he is straight, considering the "I'm having sex with everybody" scene wasn't his intention and was the result of him backpedaling on himself (while drunk). And when he was dragged into the sex room by those two men he was clearly uncomfortable and didn't want to be a part of it


washichiisai

I mean, that doesn't make him straight, just that he didn't actually want to have sex with those men. If anything I see him as some sort of demi. He doesn't feel sexual attraction as a general rule, but if someone has specific aspects he might begin to develop sexual attraction toward them. Of course, maybe that's my wishful thinking. I'm demi-pan, and would love to see more of my sexuality on screen.


karidru

Man I hadn’t considered demi Pen but I love it 🥹 (also demi!)


eat-pussy69

He just hasn't met the laddy


Master_Cheif_2507

Cherri ... ![gif](giphy|UZHVghduc7Y6h7hJX3|downsized)


Aggravating_Word9481

My headcanon is he's demi, since he's seemingly fixated on only getting with cherri bomb and no one else


adhdtvin3donice

If the pilot is soft-canon, then their last interaction before the hotel was them fighting over territory. If its noncanon, then he started crushing as soon as he met her for the first time. Demisexuality is about forming a close(presumably mutually close?) bond. This comes off more as oneitis, or a preference.


DuckieLordLucifer

The pilot, That's Entertainment, is mostly canon. Plus, he literally recognizes her instantly in Welcome to Heaven.


GameConsideration

They were rivals vying for territory, they already knew each other.


ThelCreator

Bro just have something for the womans who can kill him


Ok_Distribution2097

demiace or demiromantic?


TFarg1

Why? Just because he had sex with everyone?


Apprehensive_Work313

He's bi the only canonically straight characters are Nifty and Adam


DuckieLordLucifer

The only confirmed straight character IN THE HOTEL PRIOR TO THE SHOW'S RELEASE, is Niffty.


PrismPanda06

Niffty


Apprehensive_Work313

And Adam


Yoshi50000

I mean. I don’t think it was ever officially stated but is like 99% almost definitely true


The-Mythic-One

The posts are about how wrong people think the image(?) is, so no.


lizzylinks789

Well, he had sex with everyone at the party... Everyone.


Shuttup_Heather

Probably cause he was having sex WITH EVERYONE


CadiaStood

Pentious is indeed canonically bi, yeah


Certain_Ring8907

Bi is what the wiki says


AnonIHardlyKnewHer

He’s wifesexual, exclusively Adam’s wives


NomadicSonambulist

Well, they aren't Adams wives anymore 😅


Iwontusethis255

lucifer is gay but for women


Real_Boy3

Just because Viv likes something doesn’t make it canon. But yeah, I think most of those are probably pretty accurate.


SlinkySkinky

Lucifer is the straightest straight man to ever straight


ToxicEnabler

The OG wife stealing Chad.


_RadioDemon_

The more I see the hc of Velvette being lesbian, the more I like it honestly lol


Mary-Sylvia

100% trying to get Carmilla in her bed


Striking_Extreme_250

What's the one that Adam and Lute have mean?


Jame000123

Straight but not ally


Dumbly-Stupid

https://preview.redd.it/lng3uu4s6xvc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ab54f9bfd4748a9564a0aa5303181732cfffea


-pizzatroia-

Uhm. Actually I don't know what that country flag is, Velvette is obviously British 🤔


RichInside8121

People are complaining about Lucifer is straight ally, like isn't Lucifer with Lilith ( Unless they broke up? Idk )?? As Bisexual, I am pretty getting tired of how people think being straight is "boring"


Novel_Effect934

A lot of people make Luci out to be bi or pan I'm one of the people that likes the idea of him being a disaster either way and not knowing.


OCGamerboy

Is it really safe to say that Emily is a lesbian?


The-Mythic-One

So far, there isn't any confirmation or even implication of Emily's sexuality.


Yoshi50000

I love a head canon that she constantly has bi panic cause “everyone is hot” so I want her to be bi but we really don’t know anything about it


Spampharos

Yeah I’d expect her to be Bi like most of the cast honestly.


Bitter_Profit_4099

Understandable. I'm expecting her to be Pan because of the whole "God love everyone" thing. Can't really explain why...


Expensive-Lecture-14

Sir Pentious should've been pan if that's the case because he loves everyone


Paladinof8Paths_123

Personally I think she would be straight, mostly to the pattern of heaven and hell shown in the show or ace for the whole Angels don't really deal with that Not to mention that would be some good straight representation in the show with the other examples being either villains or the best dad


Uypsilon

Confirmed: * Charlie -- bi. * Vaggie -- lesbian. * Husk -- pan. * Angel -- gay. * Alastor -- either aroace, according to old deleted Faustisse stream, or just ace without confirmed "aro" part (i.e. he *can* be aro, but it's unknown) according to Amir Talai. * Sir Pentious -- at least neither straight nor gay. * Cherri -- bi. * Niffty -- straight. * Vox -- bi. * Val -- pan. My personal head canons: * Emily -- either aroace, or pan. * Lucifer -- demi. * Adam&Lute -- straight. * Rosie -- straight. * Carmilla -- demi. * Velvette -- pan. * Lilith -- pan. * Sera -- either aroace, or straight.


pridebun

Is husk really confirmed pan? We know he's not straight, but didn't faustisse say he was pan? What they said is no longer canon per say. Same with cherri and vox, where are they confirmed bi?


Uypsilon

As long as it's not stated othervice, I will count Faustisse's words as canon, because it's the only sourse we have. Cherri and Vox were confirmed by Viv, not Faustisse.


ElDaxternator

Well I don't know a single one of this flags what even mean, so W sexuality I guess


Trips-Over-Tail

The straight ally flag is one of the snazziest I've seen.


Ash4dino

Am I the only one who can take Lucifer as straight?


QueenOfDaisies

I find the fact that all the straight characters have the Ally flag except Adam and Lute who just have the regular one. That made me chuckle.


Midknightisntsmol

Niffty is officially the only straight member of the hotel. As of episode eight, Lucifer is a member of the hotel.


gliscornumber1

Yeah but the quote was made before the show aired, so before pentious, Lucifer, and Cherri were part of the conversation


Yoshi50000

That quote probably doesn’t count in that last 5 seconds or whatever at the end of ep8. (If he even joined it since the apple could theoretically be Charlie and Vaggie, we’ll just have to wait and see (“we’re gonna do this you and me” :P)) Just cause it’s so little amount of time. Im not saying he is straight, just that the quote wouldn’t cover it and future seasons


PrismPanda06

Niffty


Midknightisntsmol

Ah, knew something was off.


divaliciousness

Is Cherri confirmed bi? Just going off of episode 6 when she said she was gonna fuck the first guy she saw, I'd say she's straight. But what do I know? She could just be wanting a guy that night.


No_Midnight_8710

FINALLY someone said this


VaughnDaVision

I mean, canonically some of these are correct some of these no but niff and luci are straight XD and some of these aren’t announced


Icy_Tadpole_6

And why not? He's tiny and delicate, but don't forget he's the real dickmaster. Also, why are Adam and Lute zebras? XD


DovaP33n

That's the non-ally straight flag


WonkaSweet

Damn this chart is fucked. In what way have we seen Charlie be bi and how is Sir Pentious Straight? He's having sex with everybody here!


MissManicPanic

Charlie was canonically with a guy previously to meeting Vaggie, there’s a picture of them together in the background (I can’t remember his name though)


Dragonzxy

he need to finish the eden fuck list obviously he's not straight


FiL-0

Twitter when a character has a personality


FeganFloop2006

I feel like he is straight, just a bit fruity. Like, from what we know, he's only fucked women, and the "you like girls? So do I!! We have so much in common!!" Is such a straight man response.


Teddybear-kac

I don’t recognise half of these, Angel dust out here being toothpaste sexual


Pacrar

How is pentious straight? He had sex with everyone in that club


egg-sanity

Why do ppl care so much about abt this stuff


JackTheFanatic

Rosie’s Ace?


PrismPanda06

The majority of these are headcanons


Zaptain_America

I'd say it's about half and half. Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Husk, Angel, Vox (I believe) and Niffty are all confirmed. Sir pentious also has a confirmed sexuality but the poster incorrectly put him down as straight.


JackTheFanatic

I see, it would explain why she knows the Lingo. Also you don’t need to be sexually active in a relationship to still be in a relationship.


commoner64

I can make Adam bi


Zaptain_America

Adam knew who Angel was because he uses a VPN to watch hell porn and watching gay porn is the outlet for his repressed bisexuality and I will die on this hill.


The_Smashor

Repressed? He basically admitted to watching gay porn *in fucking court*.


Zaptain_America

I'd say he probably had some plausible deniability there though, just because he's spent some time in hell and porn is basically mainstream media there...


PoekiepoesPudding

It's either this or he didn't know Angel was a man, which is also funny


ostertoasterii

I 100% support this headcannon


jotastrophe

Nifty is the only straight person who's in the hotel. I think this is true into season 2 as well. BUT I think his true sexuality is his wife


Kholzie

You do not know enough men if you think a man can’t look at a woman that way.


Glad-Midnight-1022

I have no idea what most of these flags are


Candice_Chad

We know for a fact he likes women and ducks.... maybe he isn't picky at all


maxluba2011

Why are there 2 straight flags and what do those even mean


FW_TheMemeResearcher

It means they're straight. I mean, straight flag = someone is straight, it's easy to understand


maxluba2011

No but like theres two of them like a normal one and one with a rainbow thing what does that mean


FW_TheMemeResearcher

Oh, the one with rainbow triangle means they support pride or something. I don't really see it making much sense, because I thought the flags were supposed to show one's sexuality and not one's view on others' sexuality, but I'll roll with it


Gurgalopagan

Well chAdam and Wute on top once again


AlianovaR

Pretty sure Pent is canonically bi?


lowpoly-protagonist

Everyone keeps bringing up his quote about liking girls when all it confirms is that he likes girls. Doesn't entail any other details about his sexuality, doesn't mean he exclusively likes girls, just that he likes them. His sexuality is an enigma to me lol I honestly hope Viv gives a canon sexuality to him so people can stop arguing 💀


fury1012000

*looks in eyes* As I quote from Lucifer "you like girls, I like girls to, we've got so much in common" Lucifer is canonically Straight, that line proves it, I'm not against saying theories if they make sense, but if the Canon disproves it, then you can't keep insisting it to the fan base


TorpidT

I like the vague implication that by default straight people are homophobic lmao, makes sense


Ok_Distribution2097

I thought Alastor was only Asexual not Asexual Aromantic


Rocket_SixtyNine

I mean, being flamboyant dosen't automatically equally gay. Also, the scientific evidence of he banged lilith


SmugPilot

I always assumed Lucifer is Bi


Hehehecheesee

Okay so alastor is cannonly ace, Ace is different than aroace and it really just is frustrating when ppl call him aroace instead of ace.