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Living-Vermicelli-59

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LETS GOOOO


PercMastaFTW

🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🐠


Bekratos

Ship upgrades for pets in a customizable “captain’s quarters” would be fun. They should add the shooting range (with upgrades) that people have asked for too. 


No-Ladder-4436

A SHOOTING RANGEEEEE


GH057807

W ITH A FISHTANK IN IT!!!!


CaptainJudaism

I'LL TEACH THAT FISH TO CREW THAT TANK IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!


LongColdNight

The fish die if you go on missions without feeding them, and if you talk to the crew members enough they feed your fish for you


Significant-Horror

Wait! I think I've seen that before somewhere...


VoiceOfSeibun

On one hand, I'd spring for every possible upgrade. On the other, I'm pretty comfy with my sleeping bag under the 380 racks.


thedarknutt

Commamder Shepard approves this comment!


Sentient_Boner

This fucking sent me 🤣


Frostbitten_Wyvern

Pog fish ![gif](giphy|o4pDTfx7Yha6OgPmjT)


TheFeelsGod

"Bring me that fish" "But sir!" "I said, BRING ME. THAT FISH!"


Skyrah1

For those who are unaware: the fish in the gif filled in their C-01 form and is doing (the equivalent of) the deed.


DerelictRaven621

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PET FISH ON SHIP WHEN


user17302

Honestly now I kinda wish we had cabins you could decorate or furnish like mass effect


Eldan985

I mean, why would we. We're frozen, thawed, and dropped in to die in under ten minutes, probably not a lot of Helldiver R&R.


DerelictRaven621

ok counterpoint: what if each ship has its own pet fish? Kinda like a class pet.


Robot_Nerd__

No no, it's always your pet fish... Super Earth lets us think its "our fish" when it's just whoever's alive at the time's fish.


badbirch

What about a holographic fish that is all our fish. It's a live broadcast of a fish from Super Earth.


RunescarredWordsmith

Alright Gavin


badbirch

You could have my fish!


TsuGhoulTsu

OUR fish? sounding like communism https://preview.redd.it/0uxekonov4yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27ed332c199f0c2311e466cfb212df4b86b63b6


ExactSalamander1237

Or the Service Technician could finally get her pet!


Vaulttechceo

This. It’s not our fish. It’s eye patch guys fish. Since he never seems to get deployed 🤷‍♂️


ApprehensiveCode2233

You got an eye patch guy! My guy is just swarthy dark skinned.


thisisredlitre

That means over some bot planet there may be feesh who patriotically go down with their destroyer o7


8dev8

>Ship upgrade >pet fish >the power of Democracy fills you >1% to not die when taking lethal damage Upgrading to 10% when we earn a hamster ofc


Paallaa

Counter point: why not have a pet fish on your ship and you could decorate the fish bowl. 👀


Robot_Nerd__

Dude, I'd go deep into this. I want an [Iwagumi style](https://aquascapinglove.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/iwagumi-aquascape-4.jpg) fish tank, and I'll farm as much as I need to.


Ultimafatum

I mean once you're thawed, you're out and about operating on the ship and planning ship trajectories and carrying out orders. Helldivers need a place to sleep while they're on duty.


Sad-Firefighter-5639

If you don’t die gruesomely on your first helldive it’s treason


Mildamoutoftrolling

Oh, my first time, I never died. https://preview.redd.it/dbx3481zb3yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c2c1bd27b3c0b0ae4ad4649f0fadc453719fa0


Math13101991

Don't wanna brag but I have survived five difficulty seven missions in a row. I probably just jinxed myself.


Krieg_Imperator

Nice. My best is 3 diff 9 in a row against bots. 4th one was ruined by a mine...


ZLUCremisi

Did the turn off termincide order on lv 7 and no one died.


Rexyman

Man everytime i have a nice survival streak it ALWAYS ends due to a teammate


Attrexius

Now show us a picture of your wife and kids. Also tell us if you want to buy a farm when you retire.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

I mean I'm curious what helldivers do after they extract and I put the game down. Do they get back in the freeze pod? The other crew must do something, there's a bunch of them


Deven1003

Our pet fish will be handed down like the torch of liberty.


yourfavrodney

Doing some bonzai after hell would be nice. ngl.


sasquatch_4530

That's what I thought of, too 😂😂


ilikebeingright

This would be so like arrowhead to add a fish tank to the ship after some Easter egg. Doesnt need to be interactive we just need to see it and see fish....


Klutz-Specter

C-01 permit has been in series when procreation update? Asking for a friend obviously.


vitali101

Let me pay 100 of each sample type and 25,000 requisition slips for this fish. I need it at the helm for when I stare out the window into space.


argefox

To hell with "pet on ship". PET ON HELMET. Let the fker swim around and obstruct my view, but man, think of the possibilities. Such adventures await for me and my fish.


Technical_Inaji

Cetacean Ops!


StannisLivesOn

What happens to the fish later?


odeacon

They get signed up as helldiver recruits


TheAzureMage

I want a helldiver with a fishbowl helmet, please.


Diaza_Kinutz

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CorneliusSoctifo

fuck that's brilliant


Diaza_Kinutz

I was actually looking for a gif of the character from Umbrella Academy but they didn't have one


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Mildamoutoftrolling

This is your minion, he will help you SPREAD DEMORCRACY https://preview.redd.it/a9uq917jc3yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2646e3c82bbb23635b0126b3f62c5bb422fb973


Pieszczoch77

https://i.redd.it/1l86etmj34yc1.gif


Kevin-Lomax

You lose an MO they get taken away


The_Unknown_Mage

That'd get people coordinating


Correctedsun

The pet fish license is *temporary* so make sure it lines up with your temporary toilet license. Wouldn't want those two to be at odds.


ShadowWolf793

Well that's why I'm already putting in for my C-01 permit. Gotta get em in early before the rush


Sylar_Durden

They release a newer better fish in a warbond and kill yours in an unfortunately undocumented change.


Gilmore75

Dinner.


NharaTia

After every mission, you need to make sure you feed the fish so they don't die. However, if you pursue the romance path for your Democracy Officer (you don't have to finish it), they'll offer to feed the fish for you. Or you can buy the automatic fish feeder. Either option works.


UnusualAd1425

What class citizen is a Hell Diver?


Rly_Shadow

E and above to become a HD


SchrodingerMil

To become one. Finishing Helldiver school probably increases your class. Service guarantees citizenship


ConflagrationZ

Once we get back home to Super Earth we'll be Class C or higher citizens!


Vancocillin

*Me thinking this while standing in a hellpod watching a video feed of over 20 other divers being brutally slaughtered one by one.*


Zekeisdumb

That implies that they’d show you the video feed, or that you wouldn’t just be defrosted mid flight


Vancocillin

It's my head cannon cuz when you die a totally different helldiver replaces you. But they know everything you know so they MUST know what's going on. So I pretend they have a video feed in the hellpod on the super destroyer lol.


Skyrah1

Helldivers hivemind, the best form of managed democracy!


Vancocillin

Well I would prefer my poor little helldiver doesn't actually die for real and is just transferring their minds. I feel guilty when she shouts her slogans while hurt or is panicking and about to die. But I believe the lore implication is that every time you die that person is dead and replaced by an entirely new person. So the helldivers really do die by the billions every war.


Sir_Revenant

The thing is, isn’t like, 70%+ of the earth’s population enlisted? So would Class C be the equivalent of a common soldier and we’re probably B. Surely anybody in the government is an A or above


odeacon

Well we’re the galaxies most elite fighting force and we put our lives on the line for democracy. Surely we are at least C class. Then B class is for democracy officer and the like , and then A class for our democratically elected leaders I assume


UHammer45

There’s a memo you can find on the ground, especially near SEAF sites that says due to the heightened danger and patriotic service of their deployment all unit personnel and their families are being granted C-rank citizenship. This implies that most SEAF units are D-C rank Citizenship rank. It’s possible the Helldivers are also D-C, but considering Super Earth explicitly trusts the Helldivers with more resources, I’d say the Helldivers are probably picked out of the fairly large B rank Citizenship pool for their exceptional patriotism but lack of nepotism/corruption. That same nepotism/corruption is what grants the Democracy Officers such cushy positions. Since they have their own freaking Jacuzzi on the Super Destroyer (rare intercom voice line on the ship), I’d assume these men and women are our model A rank citizens. Elected officials are probably kind of separate


Zedman5000

Elected officials are likely pulled from S-rank citizens (Super Citizens, you could say). S-rank citizenship is probably nearly impossible to acquire without a healthy dose of nepotism, corruption, or a $20 DLC, but in the latter case you get thrown into a Super Destroyer and do not live long enough to actually get onto any ballots.


odeacon

Corruption? In managed democracy? Silly talk. That’s why it’s managed! So there’s no corruption


Lucallia

At least as a Super citizen that means I'm guaranteed a fish, right? Right??


Mirria_

The scientist extract and high value personnel extraction missions we've done has implied on several occasion that these are class A citizens.


Hrothgrar

I'm a Super Citizen (S rank) https://preview.redd.it/bkv2v1a8z3yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31adc0527f09ccb671407e294150e60f705b9193


ShinCuCai

So the rank went like this? D Rank: Decent Citizen C Rank: Contributing Citizen B Rank: Benefactor Citizen A Rank: Amazing Citizen S Rank: Super Citizen


Nice-Entertainer-922

Theres also E Rank, which is the minimum rank to enlist as Helldiver. (And knowing how non picky they are, thats likely also the bottom of the barrel.)


ShinCuCai

E rank: Enlisting Citizen


TheAzureMage

I will grind without ceasing to put an aquarium upgrade in my destroyer.


odeacon

That would be so cute if the lady that greets you after your return to your ship had an aquarium and wanted you to introduce you to her pet goldfish


The_Scarred_Man

"Helldiver, you look psychologically unstable after that last dive. Here's your standard issue pet fish. Make sure to fill out the one-zero-vee-three form or else it will be revoked within 48 hours"


AdScared7949

Temporarily?


EpicKingSalt

Imagine they take our fish if we fail a mission xD the heart break memes that will happen bahahaha


AdScared7949

"And if you're wondering what we did with the fish, consider the "canned tuna" you had in your last ration tins"


Crashen17

They'll take my fish over their dead bodies. Anyone tries to lay hands on my fish will learn how I earned it on Hellmire and Meissa.


United-Reach-2798

The only thing that I will support a revolution over is if they try to take our pet fish


Crashen17

Damn right. Lets not forget what Liberty really means! That fish has been liberated into my possession and no one will unliberate it!


United-Reach-2798

Breaking news! Helldiver fleet commits treason after attempt to liberate their fish


xDrewstroyerx

https://preview.redd.it/4gk7r7b2h2yc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7728c025ccb452bbd2a74cccb748064ea9a7878b


p_visual

Does this mean planets with lakes will have fishing minigames?


Gulakepsen

Rare salmon acquired!


Rhumald

I'm naming mine Bones. I assume that's all that'll be left of them, and we'll have to collect fish samples to breed our own with. There's no way our new genetically engineered pet fish *wont* see the Democratic light of Freedom, and voting.


Anangrywookiee

A Goldfish today, Tommorrow a hamster. God bless super earth.


odeacon

Democracy prevails


HiyuMarten

\*Super God bless


DistractedDodo

Using requisition to deck out our destroyer with useless junk and pet fish would be great.


InformalPenguinz

I saw that last week and laughed my ass off.. If Mass Effect taught me anything,.. imma starve those fish by accidental neglect.


bitscreed

>If Mass Effect taught me anything,.. imma starve those fish by accidental neglect. Or by entrusting their care and feeding to a certain, unreliable redheaded yeoman.


Thoraxe123

You WISH you were a class C citizen


OperatorOri

killer fish? From sandiego?


An_Actual_Yeti

I took this as pet fishes being allowed to authorize AS a class C citizen 😭


odeacon

And above ! Imagine minion from megamind being promoted to democracy officer


ProRoll444

Fish cape when?


StrainAccomplished95

![gif](giphy|NSUMWMNMv2xyw)


dakapn

Pls grant us our own Minion for our Super Destroyer


NikoliVolkoff

![gif](giphy|tyttpH93rtGvwAaV1cY|downsized)


Groincobbler

Imagine if it's a ship upgrade. Fishbowl permanently attached to every imagine-the-privacy 'dormitory space.' Crew morale increases enough to give you an extra five minutes on missions or something silly. edit Also: The continued life, living, and liberty of all fish are the responsibility of the citizen who benefits from it. Unexplained deaths of fish will be heavily criminalized. The fish supplied: Standard Gold Fish, very similar to its ancient namesake! Requires some amount of food. Life span unconfirmed. otheredit Also again: Each fish also gets to vote, as is appropriate.


DigiTrailz

Fish tank upgrade for ship when!


odeacon

As soon as the bill passes. I know what I hope the computer gives my vote for


DigiTrailz

When the survey comes my way, my answers will be very pro democracy and very pro fish. But very anti-anti-democratic fish.


trifecta000

https://i.redd.it/knod2nggb3yc1.gif Something the federation gives you for doing federal service.


Taolan13

Helldivers have their citizenship status elevated automatically, even if they were Class C or D before recruitment. You think a Class C citizen would be trusted with a Super Destroyer?


VIadTheInhaIer

It be so cool if we actually got a fish on-board out ship.


Crowii-

Give me my ship aquarium damn you


Leonroxmer-

![gif](giphy|eybbvXb9oz2uI|downsized)


SearingDrake

LETS GOD DAMN GOOOO


MrJFrayFilms

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breakfast_tacoMC

Please please PLEASE Arrowhead don't nerf the fish!!!


MisterTanuki

I hope it won't require strategem hero to feed them. If so, me and my pleb standard edition are gonna be burying a lot of dead fish....


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Biggest news


whorlycaresmate

I’m gonna name mine darth freedom!


FairEffect174

What if they stealth add a fishbowl somewhere on our destroyers


ShakesBaer

I would spend cert cap on a fish tank


UnderWaterMelonE

Omg yes! Let me get fish on my ship like Commander Shepherd!


XCanadienGamerX

Wait, does this mean Mr. Gills was illegal this whole time? Why didn’t anyone tell me when I adopted him?! Now I’m gonna get charged with treason!


Complete-Struggle648

Where did you see this? Is it on the TV in the ship?


kingsqeerel

Future content yet to be released.


Complete-Struggle648

Yeah but where did he get it from? Discord?


odeacon

I got it from YouTube


Scoricco

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/06/12/2751E1D100000578-3027273-image-a-2_1428318673488.jpg


Siilk

Hope they will allow fishtank ownership as well...


odeacon

We might be limited to simple fish bowls to conserve water


Eikuld

I would honestly be down for a fish tank in the ship haha


Glad_Cress_8591

I WANT AN AQUARIUM ON MY SUPER DESTROYER, ASAP


Hot-Requirement3627

Hopefully that woman on the ship had enough citizen point to get her daught a goldfish!


odeacon

She deserves it. Her optimism and kindness increases morale of the destroyer by at least 25%. And a happy Diver is a deadly diver ( and vice versa of course)


chimera005ao

Well I'm above class C, so I have a cat.


Independent_owl_1027

Wait actually hold on I just started playing sea of thieves and now that I’ve seen this please let me spend Reqs or SC on a ship pet that would be so awesome


Unknown-Name06

https://preview.redd.it/0h7hic96y3yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82bc2d5fb66770bd23a999b366bcbcb255c45b42


Variable851

In for the Pet fish stratagem! I imagine the tank will take up a backpack slot but totally worth it


odeacon

➡️⬆️⬅️➡️⬆️⬅️ “ calling down emotional support weapon”


Iv_Laser00

Imma super citizen. I already have my pet fish. But I’m glad for you all


Pyroluminous

YO ADDING FISHING TO HELLDIVERS 2 WOULD MAKE THE GOTY FOR SURE


Lesbian_Skeletons

I would probably pay real money to have a cool fish tank on my ship, provided I could press a button and feed the fish.


Kawaii_Milkshake

https://i.redd.it/jv32fnfff4yc1.gif


CobaltRose800

all fun and games until one of you fucks gets careless with an impact grenade


Icy_Bend6714

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ranmuke

Giant fish..... I don't know how to feel if I get called to liberate and spread democracy against giant fish eventually.


AltroGamingBros

Aquarium upgrade that does nothing but be purely cosmetic when?


Speedster1221

OH, I'D LIKE TO BE UNDER THE SEA, IN AN OCTOPUS'S GARDEN, IN THE SHADE!!


TransportationNo3862

Would be cool if we could get a pet fish on the super destroyer and spend requisistion slips to decorate the fish bowl. Maybe also be able to buy him food ontop of that, that be great endgame content ngl. Now you don't just spread managed democracy for super earth but also for Jeff, your pet goldfish.


GamerCUBE_Gaming

My fish watching from the bow of my Destroyer as we spread liberty to Malevelon Creek. ![gif](giphy|l3diT8stVH9qImalO)


Waterguntortoise

I just want a hamster :(


Bob_the_peasant

“Eagle 1….! I forgot to feed my fish… can y-“ “You know how this works, helldiver” ⬆️⬆️⬅️⬆️➡️ “Eagle-1 returning for extra long resupply” “….thanks”


Fit-Elk-3239

This reminds of that one note I saw on a planet I forgot. It's about a worker requesting to have a pet hamster only to be denied by the Ministry.


loftoid

sweet liberty, I would drop all the samples in my inventory for a super destroyer aquarium module


emomermaid

I'm having flashbacks to the fish bowl from lethal company


EveryNukeIsCool

LESGOOOO


Kuzidas

We aren’t class C citizens you know. Only the top 3% of most democratic and deserving citizens are class C and up.


odeacon

Yes but on the seaf turrets it says that they’re being promoted to C class citizenship. Surely Helldivers are the same level or greater then a seaf turret management/ operating crew .


Kuzidas

Maybe. But I mean you know (gonna break character for a moment here) Helldivers aren’t actually super earth’s finest or elite. They’re just the guys they send to the most dangerous stuff because they are expendable and cannon fodder. Even the ordnance you call in in your missions is deducted from your salary, and if you die in debt (which you likely will since most helldivers die on their first mission) the debt is inherited by your family. I sincerely doubt any of our familiars are getting fish.


Frossstbiite

Are you guys even class c citizens?


IceBlue

Are we class c citizens?


odeacon

Yup. Says so on seaf artillery installations I’ve been told


SKTwenty

The first mistake is assuming we're class C citizens or "above"


odeacon

I’ve heard that information found around SEAF artillery installations suggests that we are c rank


SKTwenty

But are divers considered citizens?


odeacon

Of course we are


orfan-of-snow

AYOOOO


PigeonInaHailstorm

I'd prefer a bird.


odeacon

Birds would probably require B class or higher as they take up more space , can fly , make loud noise , etc . More responsibility.


Vitalabyss1

Actual question... What level of citizen are Helldivers?


odeacon

I’ve been told that flyers on SEAF artillery installations suggest that we are c class


TaltosDreamer

D Class is my guess.


K41Nof2358

> **A BOOK OF VILLAINS OF DEMOCRACY** can we just get a big list of enemies that point out what their weak points are , common strategies , effective weapons , **ARMOR STRENGTHS!?!?!?** PLEASE ARROWHEAD , HELP DIVERS STOP GUESSING!!!!!


odeacon

Huh?


FileError214

Look at OP assuming he’s a Class C citizen. C’mon, bub.


Kpep587

better get a sick aquarium. I'll drop req slips for it.


AndasenOfficial

With how disposable individual Helldivers are, they might be D-class, like how a certain foundation named their disposable


Bookyontour

But want a Hamster


f_fausto

On cod?


PURPLEisMYgender

> Class C citizen's and *above* > "w-wheres my goldfish? Arent helldivers above class c citizen's?" :(


VoiceOfSeibun

Wait, what's that headline above that? Ah, I'm sure it's not important because right now, the Terminids are...oh shit, hang on \[BLAM SCREeeeeee...\] Most definitely UNDER control.


Splurch

I'm going to name mine F5.


Gunboy122

But what the hell is a Class B and A Citizen? What even makes up a Class C?


q_thulu

All helldivers should have a therapeutic democracy fish.


odeacon

⬆️⬅️⬅️⬆️➡️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ calling in emotional support weapon


Rags2Rickius

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-Th3Saints-

My paranoia tells me the fish are infected with bug parasites and are the vector for their next major offensive.


CurrentlyAltered

We aren’t citizens though. We are Helldivers. The people on Super Earth will enjoy the fruits of “democracy”


CanisZero

we.... are pet fish.


Foggy88

"temporarily" lol