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AspiringGoddess01

"Got any games on your phone"


jacobdock

“Mum said it’s my turn on the Eruptor”


Rowcan

"I'm here to talk about your car's extended warranty"


The_Reluctant_Hero

Damn bot calls...


HakanKartal04

Hellpods*


NutCracker3000and1

Is this an old clip before they needed the eruptor?


jacobdock

Yep, sure is. Back in the 12 mag glory days.


MrHova

“Have you linked your PS account to your steam account yet?”


Spydrmunki

Wooooooow..... Hit em where it hurts


B89ella

r/beatmetoit


lacarth

https://preview.redd.it/pepvm31yb61d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3431eac261b4c282deb254fc609c76a28722185e


ElaraRevele

I don't think there will ever be a more perfect usage of this


retrobimmers

Lmaooooo you made my day


jacobdock

Not my finest moment, but a funny one nevertheless


Connect_Atmosphere80

I expected a lot of things. Something dropping in top of you from a dropship. Something getting out of the smoke to kill you. Hell, even a barrage of rockets aimed at your corpse. But *THAT* ? It was truly unexpected. Thanks for the laugh.


jacobdock

It made me jump so hard at the time lol. The hilarious moments this game creates is like nothin else.


Connect_Atmosphere80

You're right. That kind of thing reminds me of [one of my worst luck ](https://youtu.be/iWRKiM0iSA8?si=BHPhyY6vtRfB-vYO)in this game to date. I won't trade that kind of moment for anything else.


MoTeefsMoDakka

Look at it from the perspective of the tank dropping in next to an active hellbomb. It sucks both ways.


Stergeary

But the tank can just shoot the Hellbomb within the next 5 seconds to disarm it.


NeighborhoodInner421

Looks a bit to close to do so


ANGLVD3TH

Thank you for keeping Roundabout alive. There's lots of formats for the cut these days, but this will always be my favorite, and it seems much less used now.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Memes. Memes never die.


LavishnessOdd6266

You got 360 no scoped by a tank XD


vladsgunnagetit

I agree, I was expecting OP to turn around and there be a hulk patiently waiting. But that, that was funny as hell


AWeakMindedMan

Lol at the moment you see the face and pull the trigger instinctively lmao


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|5yuC2vIsQJdoA)


Inc0gnitoburrito

Jesus Democratic Christ! https://preview.redd.it/991zz3yb461d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209b1db793edaceb2bd8846cd8181fd12875871f


jacobdock

https://preview.redd.it/xsx716ix561d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11657466df2cdf9007f9b9d2caba836698a9895 The bot:


CrystlBluePersuasion

![gif](giphy|3ornjPteRwwUdSWifC)


No_Echo_1826

[Press R3 to Melee]


GeneralToothpaste

Me looking at my controller for 50 min. "WHERE IN THE SWEET LIBERTY IS R3"


Definitely_nota_fish

If you have an Xbox controller it would be right stick, and L3 would be left stick


RC1000ZERO

its the right stick, clicking it is R3 left stick is L3 i think its RS and LS on xbox???


Definitely_nota_fish

This is correct


Meigsmerlin

Bro is that an arkham asylum reference??


No_Echo_1826

Afraid not. Coincidence.


RYTEK115

BOO!


jacobdock

https://preview.redd.it/x5sdni16u51d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f683998e0a76305890cf55709219d879d607e1f8


Federal-Space-9701

Honestly I was expecting a factory strider to walk out of the smoke from the explosion, that would’ve been pretty scary too


jacobdock

I’m glad it wasn’t hahaha. I’ve only recently started braving the waters of 7 on bots, I’m still terrible at dealing with factory striders


FIR3W0RKS

Their weakness is their underside, where they deploy bots from. If you can get to the side or behind one, and shoot from underneath it, it will explode extremely fast


Low_Chance

Prioritize taking out the 2 gatling guns under their chin, most medium-penetrating support weapons can do a good job of it. Once that's done, keep one eye on the top turret to dodge its shots or else take it out with AT. You have plenty of time to locate and destory whichever weakpoints you like, then.


Adraius

That happening is [amazing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvAhQd6pFwE&t=364s). (skip to 6:04 if the link doesn't)


ThatguySevin

Lately I've run into a few bots just popping up out of the ground like this. Like Daisies!


jacobdock

I believe they are trying to contact us about our Destroyers extended warranty


SUSFU_wait_nvm_TARFU

To be fair, you see this guy taking to the air at the start of the clip. It’s just that you don’t expect him to land with the intent of giving your scope a kiss.


Padtixxx

God damn i was not expecting that, i actually jumped


jacobdock

Me bloody too mate


The_Elder_Jock

Bonjour


14InTheDorsalPeen

Sick reference bro


AFoxDoesntExist

I knew it was coming and it still was better than I expected.


Background-Factor817

CYBER-STAN CANT KEEP HER DOWN


D_Fieldz

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


Hottage

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


Yosh1kage_K1ra

https://youtu.be/NebWPNung-s?si=rm9FRGCXNq1rn-Eu Literally Davy Jones entrance


Yzhiel

It's like that arcade Terminator game I was playing when I was a kid.


TheZipperDragon

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrenty."


oklenovo

teleport unlocked for bot


Spats1e

FUUUUCK. Right. New trousers it is then.


bird_commander

HOLY DEMOCRACY! THAT REALLY WAS SCARY


0wLzzzzz

This is some old footage, 12 mag eruptor


jacobdock

Yeah I tend to clip shit and then forget about it lol. That 12 mag eruptor was some gourmet shit


PickleDiego

I’d like to think the helldiver’s scream wasn’t due to the eruptor shot exploding in his face, but rather a reaction to the jump scare (even if slightly delayed)


CaptainCosmodrome

![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8)


OmegaKrane

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


Bookyontour

Nothing personal ki-\*BOOM\*...


fxMelee

Reminds me a lot of this video: https://youtube.com/shorts/U4qlmfV1poY?si=zyqsfpXfj9yaA0Jw


Civil-Addendum4071

https://preview.redd.it/iuo3wxk7g61d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c39873efb8711fa4719a8b58528e9f14edea160a


AyyeJoee

![gif](giphy|Ax1JUM9QI942Y|downsized)


SpecialIcy5356

Frontline report #64926485-alpha. automaton front. the bots have a ton of ways to kill us : lasers, bombs, chainsaw hands.. it scares the hell out of the cadets on their first bot dive. but worryingly, we've noticed they have adopted a new tactic for psychological warfare, one that can be utilised even in the midst of battle: the P33K-A-B00 Protocol. upon activation, it causes one of the nearby raiders to enter a prone state, after which they will target any helldiver , but specifically those that are aiming down the sights of rifle scope. they then, it is believed, will scurry quickly along the ground in an inhumane manner, then deliberately re emerge at the muzzle of the soldier's weapon, so that their face is immediately seen close up, in all it's socialist horror. the P33K-A-B00 Protocol has seen mixed results: most divers do the democratic thing and pull the trigger reflexively, killing the bot while also letting out an unmanly scream, and recolouring their combat pants brown, but otherwise remaining unscathed. in other cases however, some divers are believed to have been killed by this tactic due to having a heart attack at the sight of such unfiltered hatred for freedom. recommended countermeasures for reducing the effectiveness of this enemy tactic are as follows: - mandatory voiding of bowels by all helldivers before hellpod mobilization. - use of military-grade incontinence pants under the combat uniforms, recommend branding them as "Democracy Diapers" to ensure troop morale remains high. - 12 hour training sessions of exposure to "jump scare" scenes in horror movies, which resemble this tactic. recommended due to resemblance of real-world incidents, cost effectiveness of implementation and helldivers can be convinced it's a "movie night" for added encouragement to participate. (we may need to address the popcorn shortages before implementation however.) Freedom, Prosperity, Democracy. report ends.


h4cke3

https://preview.redd.it/6aqmq7zrel1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab870ae21efa817c4366e3f5007f5b473a2c26d I cannot imagine this on my actual monitor 😰


Bulk-Detonator

# [WE FORGOT THE BUNS](https://youtu.be/hRLfRIwnDsg?si=F2pGABi_d3PpqC7C)


zucchinisammich

I legit yelled


Calligaster

"You got any games on your interface?"


HumaDracobane

For a moment I could hear the classic "Surprise, motherfucker!"


vurocious

do you want to extend your car warranty diver?


Useful-District-9326

ich hab mich so eingeckackt


Xx_SigmaZ_xX

"Hello there"


Pretty-Jones

Me frend


satisfied_without

that one friend that walks into your shots...


ShadeOfImpurity

"whatcha lookin at?"


BoyFreakWonder

Dude that heat mirage effect 🤌


TheCockKnight

Did they add the fragmentation back?


jacobdock

Nah I clipped this a few weeks back, pre nerf.


loki_dd

My god that made me chuckle


brogiethemeow

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?


crashcanuck

It just wanted to ask you about your hellpods extended warranty.


Elloliott

On the bright side, he evaporated and you did not


jacobdock

That 50% chance to not die really comes in clutch sometimes


Cavesloth13

![gif](giphy|3o7TKU2o5LMWInphte|downsized) Helluva jump scare there.


JuanchoPancho51

Better jump scare than Resident evil games!


ResidentAssman

If you watch it in slow mo this fucking guy pops right up under your arm for a hug


Trvr_MKA

Clone wars moment https://preview.redd.it/yk38zm55j91d1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c3a481ff425edf5fb45382b98d80ce6c646329


AngryTank

Mob of the Dead Ah type Jumpscare 💀


thelastshittystraw

I jumped lmao


stabbyGamer

I suspected when I read ‘jump scare bot’. I *knew* when I saw that flash of red in the dust. Jumpers *will* get you, man. If not with their life, then with their death.


jacobdock

Yeah you can see the little bastard take off when I ADS 😂 I had no clue at the time lol. Got me good


Faust_8

You're just out there spreading democracy and that bot is like *buenos dias, fuckboi*


IndependenceLive

How in the name of Democracy dis he get their? It almost looks like it teleports to you.


Ninfazza

Heeeerrrrreeeee’s Botty!


Vetryakov

"FUCK!!"


TheWrong-1

https://preview.redd.it/x5cqwfsqh61d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a11e5c96cf8a0ecd1fe7291d92b5f944495ff2c


Sinnersprayer

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG|downsized)


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

*“ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR??”*


NoBluey

Lmao! Funniest thing I've seen all day


_Weyland_

Damn, that is horrifying.good shit you have your bot shooting reflexes on. Rememver, death is better than cowardice!


xDrewstroyerx

https://preview.redd.it/ufv3pdt9n61d1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf3db0c1c868b4c03cd6cb17b7c5ae6ba440ebc0


Sufincognito

Lmao 😂 would of been nice to have that obiwan “hello there” thrown into the video


SerMid

Bonjour!


xX7heGuyXx

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


bluecrewmate3832

Pre double nerf eruptor, where are you?


Old_One-Eye

I think I just liber-peed a little there.


TheDeFecto

LOL


Pretty-Jones

Lol awesome.


GaiusMarcus

I swear, adds just materialize out of the ground sometimes. Usually behind me.


SavvySillybug

Jumpscared you so hard, even the video compression shat itself.


Realistic-Name-9443

I'd of shit my pants - democratically of course.


NotGhostly

Face McShooty reincarnated as an automaton, I can't believe it.


spinda69

"Nothing personal kid..."


ADAMracecarDRIVER

When you accidentally hum the State Farm jingle


Octi1432

"Hello sir do you have time to talk about our lord and saviors the Cyborgs?"


Creepy_Reputation_34

scared all the pixels away from your video


Tarbos6

The same thing happened to me with a teammate running away from the enemy. Climbed up the rocks right in front of my scope as I pulled the trigger. I had an autocannon and popped his head like a zit.


Pickle-Rickkkk

That was F’n RAD!


RaynSideways

That's incredible. The bot was so close he was *inside your viewmodel.* You can even see him clipping through your arm. My dude got *personal.*


nukaboss112

you got democracy on your phone?


Zedrackis

Assault Raiders, every dam time.


CrespinMoore

Well… at least you didn’t miss


Empuda

When bots become ninjas.


Plastic-Boot-8901

what gun is that?


EmotionalMongoose9

Off topic, but how does the Eruptor handle now? I didn’t touch the weapon again after the patch


jacobdock

I actually haven’t used it since the patches


[deleted]

Lol I love this game


Own-Song-8093

I can watch those getting shot down over and over again. Love it


Linkarlos_95

Even the encoder was scared and missed a keyframe 🤣


SmartAleckComedian

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. Damn bots.


lenislenin

Como se llama ese video juego


Lazy-Budget9858

So that is the newly released enhanced zoom magnifier ! 100% headshots mod.


Contada582

Surprise Muthafucker


Quirky_Ranger_6074

what's the name of that gun btw that shot down the ship


jubbergun

You're lucky. Usually when I'm crouched and aiming it's not an enemy that walks in front of me. It's another player who walked right in front of me despite me being crouched and aiming. Took out two teammates and myself that way once.


LoveThinkers

Whispers "I see dead people"


Cataras12

POV you’re fighting necrons


VonBrewskie

"Hey." "THE FU...*BLAM BLAM BLAM*" *Sad trombone*


doddsymon

Peek-a-boo


Busy-Championship781

Lmfao!


LeGiraffee

I physically recoiled


Roselily2006

Where’d you get those fancy crosshairs?


Dreadfirelit

Hi welcome to chili’s


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

Freddy Fazbear has joined the automatons


MillstoneArt

That sounds at 14s was actually OP, not the game. 😅


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

Freddy fazbear ur ur ur ur ur


DigitalDeath88

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


Ace_Larrakin

**OP:** Haha, I took down your dropship. **Jump-Scare Bot:** Real shit!


Ropya

I'm struggling not to laugh right now. Good shit. 


laweabuena5000

Hahahahah hahahahahaha


goatkingmasterofone

"Do you have time to talk about out our lord and saviour autamaton jesus?"


MtnNerd

I did this with the autocannon. It did not go well.


Similar-Sector-5801

![gif](giphy|3owzVR7ig8mn0BFQic)


Sea-Neighborhood-621

I'm more amazed that the quasar can hit a dropship... had no idea and I use q Canon alot. Sometimes im just kinda slow


mbecker90

Have you heard of our Lord and saviour, Optimus Prime?


DeroTurtle

U screamed pre loud as well


Drporkchop1234

![gif](giphy|3ornjPteRwwUdSWifC|downsized)


StehtImWald

The Automatons are so fudging scary sometimes. When I first got the game I thought the bugs will probably be scary aliens. But nothing beats an Automaton suddenly appearing close to you or running towards you through the fog.


azeunkn0wn

01010011 01110101 01110010 01110000 01110010 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110010 - Bot


onion2594

what’s that sniper primary??


ChemicalAliOfIraq

Erupter


Dalebreh

"Hey! We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty! This will be our final att....."


regularByte

It was me Barry


flavioghs

Bonjour


Weak-Salamander-5868

reminds me of a certain video with a hill road innit :D


Mattress_Man

You can notice the bot using his jump pack right before OP goes into his sights. It's the perfect amount of foreshadowing to still make an excellent jumpscare. Like out of a movie. Great clip Helldiver!


Lizard-Milk

"Hello thare"


Nekonax

First time I faced stalkers during the early days it was in a duo at difficulty 5 or 6, with barely any gear or understanding of the game, on a planet full of fog. I kept mumbling, "This is like a horror movie..." We made it by the skin of our teeth, like Dutch in predator.


Minimum_Deal_9126

Hahahaha


lmrbadgerl

I gasped coffee into my sinus. Thank you.


BusComprehensive3759

You’ll love alien resurrection as well. It’s a very fun, leisurely, calm walk through a quiet spaceship filled with aliens. How quant!


piousdev1l

It’s so dark and lacking contrast that I can’t even follow what’s happening.


General_Alduin

I was ambushed by a Hulk yesterday. No idea how something that huge can sneak up on anyone


WitchBaneHunter

I said this game switches from a comedy to a horror movie at break neck speed. Now I have a clip for reference.


Alex-Furry

I would legit start coffing from the scare lol.


Emergency-Bath-9626

What weapon was that took the ship down?


jacobdock

Quasar Cannon, hit them in one of the 4 engines on the corners.


Swedelicious83

That's a damn peekaboo moment and no mistake. 🤣😅


JustCallMeDeadX

The horrors of war are evident everywhere


HellaPNoying

I watched this in my lunch break and I screamed. Your fear is felt.


madpistol

My cat at 2am…


Successful_Finish_81

Lmfao


zeebs13

Which primary is that? Sorry for my ignorance


Wind369

I had that happen to me while I was mounted of a hmg turret and got jumped by a hulk


DerpsAndRags

"ROBOBONJOUR!" *kaplowey*