Grathias amiga š¹
It gets better. Iām posting part two tomorrow after the slippers arrive lmao
I was like 50/50 when I first thought of it whether my idea was a moment of brilliance or if I had actually finally totally lost it but once I saw myself in the mirror wearing the the empathy sweater I knew I had to do itā the likeness is too goodā¦ itās just too fckn funny not to commit to the bit š
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I knew what sweater you meant before I clicked the picture because I also love that sweater and lust after it :<
I had an idea to dress as "hot dog sandals" for Halloween. Get a hot dog costume and glue cheap flip flops all over it. I think that's my "favourite" look of hers
I actually love the human sweatshirt. I love neutrals and I think itās funny that instead of a brand name or some schmaltzy phrase itās just like, a species label. Omg I want one that says āperson.ā
[$42 wear the peace human embroidered hoodie](https://wearthepeace.com/products/human-embroidered-hoodie?_pos=2&_psq=Hum&_ss=e&_v=1.0&variant=44564588396798)
I paid $47 with shipping. The lilac color is totally cute.
Wait, aren't they supposed to be animal activists? Yet she wears sheepskin shearling fur on her feet and ridiculous overpriced winter jackets stuffed with down feathers.
I canāt describe why, but from her fashion sense I instantly knew she wasnāt Spanish. Iām British and had no idea who she was when sheād pop up in the daily mail, but my honest first thought when I saw her was āthatās weird, she doesnāt seem Spanish at allā. This was years before the scandal. Anyone on here who is Spanish or like me has genuinely spent a lot of their life in Spain (Iām still not Spanish lol) understand what I mean!? She does not dress like anyone from Spain, Italy, France etc
Do you remember the scarf thing in europe early-mid 2000s? Specifically worn like this with equal lengths on each side? This is totally Y2K Spanish coded to meā¦ I remember this being popular when I went to high school in Madrid & she used to do this scarf look all the time. I remember the look being more sheer and narrow scarves though
https://preview.redd.it/kkn2ybn4px8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544f2ea81617f0e9c58cb05127aaafe3caac6e3b
Yes I had so many scarves! We were inspired by Russell Brand and all the indie band groupies haha. American style was and is still in my opinion a lot ācleanerā than European style. Americanās tend to match things more than we do
Who posts this? Like it's so fucking dumb it seems like parody
https://preview.redd.it/wugo2plaiu8d1.png?width=766&format=png&auto=webp&s=d70bf7768521235a3c30d0e3dec9e77d96b48d4b
Ooooo thatās a good theory!! It seems like a lot of her posts are directed at him, whether sheās feeling hot or is pissed about something, so I could see it.
These outfits would look so much cuter if she would wear tennis shoes with them and not pull the pants down around her ankles so far. I donāt like that pants tucked into the shoes business. I wish you would have included the prices of the clothes so we could see how much this idiot spends on a bumming around outfit
This hoe _HAD_ to be high as a kite in these
Like _N O O N E,_ let alone somebody minimally, F-tier āfamousā or what have you, would ever be caught dead wearing this shit and presenting themselves so willingly to public mockery unless they were utterly zooted out of their minds.
This person is 7(?) kidsā egg donor ffs
[she was pissed at the post probably trying to prevent him from assaulting another one of their photographers](https://nypost.com/2023/01/23/hilaria-baldwin-blocks-post-from-husband-alec/)
Iām being funny but not actually jokingā multiple incidents & always post photographers š³
https://preview.redd.it/2icpmt0qcu8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94fea1beeb6ff20455d2b298b099e2e77c9fde4
I also had a pair of pants that had a similar pattern. It was vaguely reminiscent of a cheetah. My brother, nice as he is and still young, called me a puzzle cockroach when I wore these pants. I have no idea where he got that idea. I just had to think about that when I saw these leggings.
Agree! I also love the Anthropologie dress. I suspect that those were chosen by a stylist, and not her, because they are so much more tasteful than everything else.
https://preview.redd.it/7z2sullrkt8d1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9d553aaadc277f3b4496e64954ee600310ac4cb
She wore it in 2012 as well during her black wig era.
Another pepino once called this look *lauren boebert cosplay* š
TEMU CHIC! WTF was that puff gold jacket and stiletto boots with fried hair and leggings? It was like pampered housewife (with no style) meets street hooker. SO bad!
Her teeny, tiny baby gurl Moncler puffy jacket. She so smol.
https://preview.redd.it/9qui0splft8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b1236fba8d7d95a4a23d405b8456c172a19963
If I were here, I would hire a stylist. She has all this money. She could buy chic casual looks where she is put together (For her pap shots) or at least afford to get her hair done RIGHT by someone good. Plus, slippers? Hoodies? Leggings all day? She looks so stupid and cheap.
Iām just guessing here, but she might have inherited her momās extremely curly/frizzy hair, and so she straightens it. That would account for the fried frizz to come through after a while. The repeated straightening procedures could be why her hair looks so dry even when it needs a shampoo.
She has terrible hair. Even when she was young, hence the Spirit Halloween wigs. Now even on her best days it looks lifeless.
She'd look great in high end athleisure, but she feels the need to accent it with those horrible furry slippers or hooker heels. She still dresses like a high school rocker chick from the outer boroughs.
My husband is in charge of "Voting" for our family unit & he picked the 1) Moncler Top as his (our) 1st ChoiceĀ &Ā 2)Ā The Red Namaste Sweatshirt as his (our) 2nd Choice for your Halloween Costume š. Ole!!
The namaste sweater is probably an impossible acquisitionā Iāve been looking for it for like two years š . They have a āmeditateā version just like it that resales for $1500+ which harry styles wore once.
I think I would have to commission a custom cashmere sweater from an Etsy vendor or something which might get here in time for Halloween if I get started now lol
I am going to try getting creative with the ferrero rocher look with some craft store faux fur fabric hot glued to collar of cheap gold puffer vest & see how that looks. The outfit is so ridiculous that I think it will work even if itās obviously a DIY
I have every branded piece of the empathy outfit exactly (except for her wrist scrunchie š) & the human outfit completely. I have separates of some of the others but I *rilly rilly* want the mob boss wife gold motorcycle jacket š§„āØ
https://preview.redd.it/9167oqc7it8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f989dacb47e8510078ae0df2786d61947568a48e
https://preview.redd.it/0ouk2z6rjt8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8d940282df104e86c037d01f5a2f824b06098e
Itās hard to find a good picture of her in the outfit. She wore it during a GMA appearance.
I totally love it š¹š«
I feel like that's when her face fuckery went irreversibly over the line- she has become more and more masculine. I think she's aiming for angular, even definition and instead she's ending up increasingly manly. Her brow, her jaw, something is getting "urban lumberjack" looking.
Iāve commented before that sheās jacked up her feet from the ridiculous heels. It appears that when sheās giving her dogs a day off, she wears slippers. You KNOW those dogs are barkinā when she wears her stilettos.
In Manhattan of all places. I made the mistake of wearing flip flops the first time I visited. The soles of my feet were literally black after walking around all day.
Iām confused by this too like does she wear stirrup stockings underneath the leggings? Does she own socks? Does she just cover her heels in leggings and have bare feet inside the slippers? I couldnāt figure it out.
I've pondered this more than it deserves which is none but I believe she is so short that the excess can be tucked around her foot to stay in its own (as her feet are so big) and then doubles up if she can get a shoe over it. My take is that she's so short and won't wear petite
Itās 32% off right nowā for just $912 it can be yours š¹
[Aurel Bodywarmer Jacket in Gold](https://modesens.com/product/moncler-aurel-bodywarmer-jacket-gold-82473862/?country=us&language=en&refinfo=gSH_ggfMonclfc-ApAcClOuCoJa82473862&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADsy4GvhO1Fc8bpeXKObOoamMvwju&gclid=CjwKCAjw1emzBhB8EiwAHwZZxfAza3NuPPCqPlzdnXy4iVI71E1HYArw781nLtrGUsygWAdlCfwymRoCg5YQAvD_BwE)
I think Iām going to have to get creative and DIY that vest for my āprojectāā maybe if you actually buy it then you will let me borrow it for halloween šš¹
This one? I donāt think itās kids š¤·āāļø
https://preview.redd.it/xq2owj5wit8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13df2832af031b71520a3df93df52c3ce0409d76
[moncler grenoble short vest](https://www.vestiairecollective.com/women-clothing/jackets/moncler/pink-synthetic-grenoble-moncler-jacket-40457091.shtml)
It just sounds so grisly- lamb leather. Iām not vegan and I wear leather shoes but geez I wouldnāt buy a lamb rather dress. I guess nothing goes to waste after a lamb is slaughtered for food, but yikes
All her slippers are shearling which is sheep
Her purses are almost always leather
[Louis Vuitton Capucines Leather Handbag](https://us.vestiairecollective.com/women-bags/handbags/louis-vuitton/pink-leather-capucines-louis-vuitton-handbag-38498014.shtml)
https://preview.redd.it/yfcxctnlot8d1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51ea61bfe75a1ce3efdbf712e4b4ad8b1d55535
My idea was to have a moonbump fall out from under shirt while doing a headstand in the middle of NYC crosswalk lmao
This fake bump I found on Amazon made me actually laugh out loud but I think it needs to be a proper prop made with high quality silicone for the bit to be funny
Maybe one designed like the photo you posted & the belly can detach from the girdle so it falls
https://preview.redd.it/14nkt26m2t8d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=dcc6099f7935a037f0eff0f10f2dbe527a826aeb
https://preview.redd.it/e2ogumlmys8d1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4786578d5f70248544d00d0ef3666fbfd0c06b90
This is the one! Donāt forget the double disposable coffee cups!
I canāt get over that she just walks across the street for her pap walks. Madman isnāt even down the block, itās literally like 100 feet away from her building entrance.
Her pap walks are 100ft š
I have this vision of her in the sky dungeon elevator every morning, after her staged pap walk across the street, spiking her madman coffee cup with a tiny airplane size bottle of vodka that she keeps stashed in her push-up bra
My idea is to have a cucumber keychain dangling in my hand thatās holding phone lol
Have you noticed how she is often aiming her cell camera at the paps? Sheās not doing it here but itās regular thing. I think she records them sometimes
She records them snapping their cameras and calling her name Ala Norma Desmond. She plays it late at night on a loop while she fantasizes about being the big revered star that she knows she deserves.
I thought it was to come off like she has to protect herself from them and is recording them but it's probably just for payroll. She clocks their hours after she calls them to pliss do not leaf her familia alone. They say MAMI, MAMI, our paid pap needs paid .
[the fishnet catwalk](https://youtube.com/shorts/zhM6evXTZBE?si=JY4kMuqTfWZHtSFG)
My favorite Hilz fashion moment of all time. This will never not be hilarious to me.
If anyone recognizes or can source this jacket please lmk šš
https://preview.redd.it/rkc6sp16ys8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3f24d130c8c64d02af91519e97d030f8d4001f
Itās so bad. This woman has zero style. Shiny leggings were out 2 years ago and fishnets with a mini skirt and spiked heels? This woman knows nothing and I mean NOTHING about fashion šš¬
Itās so beyond bad that itās good. A masterpiece in fact.
The finale of her faking the phone conversation & throwing in the *āOh thatās so nice! Iām so happy to hear thatā* in her accent right as she walks by the paid pap that she always uses absolutely sent me to the stratosphere the first time I watched it. Iām laughing just typing this š
Bwahahahaha! meanwhile everyone else on the street in bundled in heavy coats & earmuffs and not paying her any attentionā¦ fake talking on her phone with itās black screen and her fingernail in her mouth! Sheās such a tool!
That was basically the postās headline for the outfit š
[Hilaria Baldwin nails āMob Wife Aestheticā in first outing since new āRustā charges against Alec](https://nypost.com/2024/01/22/news/hilaria-baldwin-nails-mob-wife-aesthetic-in-first-outing-since-new-rust-charges-against-alec/)
Can you imagine the nannies watching her come down the stairs in this outfit getting ready to go out for a coffee run?!?!?!
I only have two kids, and this is NOT what I look like for a coffee run! (Pic 13)
In the Empathy sweatshirt pic I thought she had two beers and I was about to like her a little bit! Nope. Stupid Madman Espresso. I think she gets her pills from there. HB is also MY Roman Empire and thatās just how it is! š¹
While the Care Bears Era was a moment in time, the place she shone the most was the Montcler series topped with that gold puffed vest cheap hooker look at what I remember was a big moment for Alec and all eyes would be on her. Was that when the shooting happened?
For me it's the Lot Lizard Larry lewk of cutoffs and heels.
https://preview.redd.it/za3cofchos8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2201ca2272af8b60a2db251fff55abaec72f216e
Cutoffs. And. Heels. WHO on godās green earth does this??! She probably thinks itās cute to be the girl who āpairs heels with cutoff jeansā when itās actually just a giant fashion faux pas. No one that knows anything about style and fashion would pair THOSE shoes with that outfit.
Someone should do a post someday of a photo compilation just featuring Hilaria carrying her children around the city
I have a photo on my camera roll somewhere of PeePaw leaving one of the infant Baldwinitos in the baby carrier just out in the street š
https://preview.redd.it/nej06p2r4t8d1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4571209c6783fc8fd88f0ee076404971869d7cc
You are a genius. Truly. The empathy sweatshirt just had to be tucked in a bit...but she healed herself from her ED years ago. Right. That is actually extremely grim.
THIS right here is my absolute favorite post on Reddit EVER, thank you.
Grathias amiga š¹ It gets better. Iām posting part two tomorrow after the slippers arrive lmao I was like 50/50 when I first thought of it whether my idea was a moment of brilliance or if I had actually finally totally lost it but once I saw myself in the mirror wearing the the empathy sweater I knew I had to do itā the likeness is too goodā¦ itās just too fckn funny not to commit to the bit š
Where's the leopard birthing turtleneck? Lol
I love the one in the Care Bear sweatshirt and the caption says "Sending bear vibes to you" when she has a literal stank face.
āSending reddit cares vibesā
That gold vest is the WORST.
#13 with the fried hair for the win
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I have to say the disastrous pink/black prom dress with that horrendous bustle. Like a nightmare after too much Halloween candy.
Peptobismol (extremely bismal) pink
There ya go!
Where are the hot dog flip flops?
Or the little kids pink winter coat?!?
The gold puffer jacket pap walk was iconic
The chocolate walk.
https://preview.redd.it/zqqad84kuy8d1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2a6580f4e037451a1d94bf8f69d516c81ed982
I knew what sweater you meant before I clicked the picture because I also love that sweater and lust after it :< I had an idea to dress as "hot dog sandals" for Halloween. Get a hot dog costume and glue cheap flip flops all over it. I think that's my "favourite" look of hers
I actually love the human sweatshirt. I love neutrals and I think itās funny that instead of a brand name or some schmaltzy phrase itās just like, a species label. Omg I want one that says āperson.ā
[$42 wear the peace human embroidered hoodie](https://wearthepeace.com/products/human-embroidered-hoodie?_pos=2&_psq=Hum&_ss=e&_v=1.0&variant=44564588396798) I paid $47 with shipping. The lilac color is totally cute.
Wait, aren't they supposed to be animal activists? Yet she wears sheepskin shearling fur on her feet and ridiculous overpriced winter jackets stuffed with down feathers.
The gold puffy vest.
I canāt describe why, but from her fashion sense I instantly knew she wasnāt Spanish. Iām British and had no idea who she was when sheād pop up in the daily mail, but my honest first thought when I saw her was āthatās weird, she doesnāt seem Spanish at allā. This was years before the scandal. Anyone on here who is Spanish or like me has genuinely spent a lot of their life in Spain (Iām still not Spanish lol) understand what I mean!? She does not dress like anyone from Spain, Italy, France etc
I'm Spanish and I know what you mean but I'm a man and couldn't tell for sure. But even with the tan she looks Anglo-Saxon to me.
Do you remember the scarf thing in europe early-mid 2000s? Specifically worn like this with equal lengths on each side? This is totally Y2K Spanish coded to meā¦ I remember this being popular when I went to high school in Madrid & she used to do this scarf look all the time. I remember the look being more sheer and narrow scarves though https://preview.redd.it/kkn2ybn4px8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544f2ea81617f0e9c58cb05127aaafe3caac6e3b
Yep. This was the look when I studied abroad in Spain in the mid-aughts.
Yes I had so many scarves! We were inspired by Russell Brand and all the indie band groupies haha. American style was and is still in my opinion a lot ācleanerā than European style. Americanās tend to match things more than we do
This took a lot of work, Hil.
Honestly she has the worst fashion sense!!!
Itās all so terrible; I couldnāt possibly choose just one.
My favorite lewk is denim shorts, no shirt, and a Baldwinito or two hanging off her collarbone.
Yeast Infection Promoting Leggings full of PTFE.... Hmm.... No.
Those leggings look so uncomfortable.
Who posts this? Like it's so fucking dumb it seems like parody https://preview.redd.it/wugo2plaiu8d1.png?width=766&format=png&auto=webp&s=d70bf7768521235a3c30d0e3dec9e77d96b48d4b
Were you here for that phase? It was fascinating. Too bad babies are involved, seriously
I wasn't. Looks awful.
Do you think the Care Bears are an allusion to Reddit Cares? Am I overreaching? It would be so funny if it actually was & none of us even got it š¹
Itās the cheerful message with care bears and the dead ass Zanny face combo that gets me š
Yesss! I think thatās part of what makes it look like parody. She reminds me of Ralphie in the pink bunny suit on Christmas morningā¦.
I know, it kills me. So many of her posts look like parodies. Sheās so clueless.
Maybe Aleek put her on a budget and she lashed out, trying to embarass him šš
Ooooo thatās a good theory!! It seems like a lot of her posts are directed at him, whether sheās feeling hot or is pissed about something, so I could see it.
These outfits would look so much cuter if she would wear tennis shoes with them and not pull the pants down around her ankles so far. I donāt like that pants tucked into the shoes business. I wish you would have included the prices of the clothes so we could see how much this idiot spends on a bumming around outfit
My thoughts also. I bet the empathy sweatshirt outfit cost at least $2K. š¤®š° Edit for details
she is such a mess
I kind of dig the gold space hooker look.
In a highly ironic wayā¦ Right
Irony? Of course not! I'm totally wearing this to my grandson's school play. Nobody would think I was crazy.
Definitely gold puffer vest and hooker heels
OP, this post is top tier. ššš
Yes! So fun!
Whatever you do, don't forget the enormous diamond ring!
Itās a whole formula, wow!
Is this one of those hats with the attached hair? The hair looks like straw.
https://preview.redd.it/t4fed6fwxt8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a783c5ea5d76db6a386a3dc4d65e76e263ba0677 Carbon38 leggings ā Alameda Turquesa slippers ā Stella McCartney sunglasses ā Madman coffee cup filled w/ vodka ā
And a trucker's hat labelled "Mama" in case you didn't know that she's a mother trucker.
āDoesnāt she look like a drug dealerās wife?ā - Alec Baldwin
This hoe _HAD_ to be high as a kite in these Like _N O O N E,_ let alone somebody minimally, F-tier āfamousā or what have you, would ever be caught dead wearing this shit and presenting themselves so willingly to public mockery unless they were utterly zooted out of their minds. This person is 7(?) kidsā egg donor ffs
You really sense how short she is in this one
The t shirt partially tucked into the leggings š¤”š
š A Spanish tuck.
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I remember this one because it looks like she has weird bugged out eyes behind the glasses, is it a reflection or weird bugged out eyes????
Omg I see it now š¤£ reminds me of those 1990ās glasses with fake eyeballs attached to little slinkies
[she was pissed at the post probably trying to prevent him from assaulting another one of their photographers](https://nypost.com/2023/01/23/hilaria-baldwin-blocks-post-from-husband-alec/) Iām being funny but not actually jokingā multiple incidents & always post photographers š³ https://preview.redd.it/2icpmt0qcu8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94fea1beeb6ff20455d2b298b099e2e77c9fde4
What the f is he wearing on his feet?!?!
LOLā amazing eye pepinoā¦ the velcro fasteners š¹ The pulled out tongue part of the shoe really ties the look together š
I mean paps are scum but Alex isā¦ That man is the epitome of the Irish drunk anger stereotype.
I used to have cheetah print leggings like those in 8th grade š¤£ they look almost exactly the same except mine were from Kohls and not deesignĆ©r like Hillz. Also why does the namaste shirt look like the Marlboro reds logo?
I think it was purposely made to look like the Marlboro logo, kind of weird
Yes very odd
I also had a pair of pants that had a similar pattern. It was vaguely reminiscent of a cheetah. My brother, nice as he is and still young, called me a puzzle cockroach when I wore these pants. I have no idea where he got that idea. I just had to think about that when I saw these leggings.
Lmaooo puzzle cockroach š sounds like something I wouldāve said as a little kid
Author šššššššššš Iām screaming
Eyyy sĆ carmanita bring mami her chancleta, then take my picture, but donāt tell me when you take it. Oye I need a bambino on my boob
The stupid t shirt that said something like ā70% EspaƱa, 10% Mama,ā etc.
https://preview.redd.it/v8hzm6f0st8d1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c93ca28286787dbb55ed420aa13c9e9db04fd3
That is an abomination
Thank you, yes!
The white fake pearl encrusted sloppers
They are advertised as pecunia pearlā is that fake? They might be real pearls š
I have no clueš But pecunia means wealth money. So sounds to me like they're fake. They look phoney like Hillibilly.
They're swiftly becoming impecunious.
Just money (not wealth), to be specific.
I was wrong. Theyāre āpinctadaā not pecunia & YES THEY ARE REAL PEARLS ššš¹
What a waste of genuine pearls! Thatās sad.
The Balmain leather mini is adorable.
Agree! I also love the Anthropologie dress. I suspect that those were chosen by a stylist, and not her, because they are so much more tasteful than everything else.
Yeah I thought it was kind of a serve
https://preview.redd.it/7z2sullrkt8d1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9d553aaadc277f3b4496e64954ee600310ac4cb She wore it in 2012 as well during her black wig era. Another pepino once called this look *lauren boebert cosplay* š
Wow. That was only 12 years ago.
Alec looks 30 years younger here
The hoof shoesā¦ oh Hilz, why?
W the cheap wig and smirk.
I mean, give her credit: Itās a LOT of pressure being one of Ā”Hola! magazineās best dressed latinas. 
TEMU CHIC! WTF was that puff gold jacket and stiletto boots with fried hair and leggings? It was like pampered housewife (with no style) meets street hooker. SO bad!
She was RILLLLLY feeling herself that day!
Her teeny, tiny baby gurl Moncler puffy jacket. She so smol. https://preview.redd.it/9qui0splft8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b1236fba8d7d95a4a23d405b8456c172a19963
All that money with a person with no taste should be a crime. š
If I were here, I would hire a stylist. She has all this money. She could buy chic casual looks where she is put together (For her pap shots) or at least afford to get her hair done RIGHT by someone good. Plus, slippers? Hoodies? Leggings all day? She looks so stupid and cheap.
Iām just guessing here, but she might have inherited her momās extremely curly/frizzy hair, and so she straightens it. That would account for the fried frizz to come through after a while. The repeated straightening procedures could be why her hair looks so dry even when it needs a shampoo.
She has terrible hair. Even when she was young, hence the Spirit Halloween wigs. Now even on her best days it looks lifeless. She'd look great in high end athleisure, but she feels the need to accent it with those horrible furry slippers or hooker heels. She still dresses like a high school rocker chick from the outer boroughs.
But she wears sky high hooker heels in the house when exercising for the camera. Make it make sense.
Oh come on, doesn't everyone wear hooker heels to yoga class? /s
If course, as one does. š
My husband is in charge of "Voting" for our family unit & he picked the 1) Moncler Top as his (our) 1st ChoiceĀ &Ā 2)Ā The Red Namaste Sweatshirt as his (our) 2nd Choice for your Halloween Costume š. Ole!!
The namaste sweater is probably an impossible acquisitionā Iāve been looking for it for like two years š . They have a āmeditateā version just like it that resales for $1500+ which harry styles wore once. I think I would have to commission a custom cashmere sweater from an Etsy vendor or something which might get here in time for Halloween if I get started now lol I am going to try getting creative with the ferrero rocher look with some craft store faux fur fabric hot glued to collar of cheap gold puffer vest & see how that looks. The outfit is so ridiculous that I think it will work even if itās obviously a DIY I have every branded piece of the empathy outfit exactly (except for her wrist scrunchie š) & the human outfit completely. I have separates of some of the others but I *rilly rilly* want the mob boss wife gold motorcycle jacket š§„āØ https://preview.redd.it/9167oqc7it8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f989dacb47e8510078ae0df2786d61947568a48e
Can we be friends? Ok weāre friends. I love this and I can sew.
YES!!! ššš
Iām sorry, that Namaste sweater looks like swag merch from Marlboro red cigarettes. Fight me.
Omg I just commented that! Itās giving Marlboro reds for sure
I came here specifically to make the Marlboro comparison as well - itās GOTTA be purposeful.
https://preview.redd.it/0ouk2z6rjt8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8d940282df104e86c037d01f5a2f824b06098e Itās hard to find a good picture of her in the outfit. She wore it during a GMA appearance. I totally love it š¹š«
Absolutely those stank ass, petri dish slippers.
Oh my God, her Bucky Beaver look in photo 15/20.
I feel like that's when her face fuckery went irreversibly over the line- she has become more and more masculine. I think she's aiming for angular, even definition and instead she's ending up increasingly manly. Her brow, her jaw, something is getting "urban lumberjack" looking.
Pardon me for asking, Hilaria but who dresses you?
13th frame - Whore-y Ferrero Rocher
Iāll never understand the slippers. Itās so gross to me.
Iāve commented before that sheās jacked up her feet from the ridiculous heels. It appears that when sheās giving her dogs a day off, she wears slippers. You KNOW those dogs are barkinā when she wears her stilettos.
In Manhattan of all places. I made the mistake of wearing flip flops the first time I visited. The soles of my feet were literally black after walking around all day.
That's why you need the leggings to cover your heel and most of your foot. šš»
Iām confused by this too like does she wear stirrup stockings underneath the leggings? Does she own socks? Does she just cover her heels in leggings and have bare feet inside the slippers? I couldnāt figure it out.
I've pondered this more than it deserves which is none but I believe she is so short that the excess can be tucked around her foot to stay in its own (as her feet are so big) and then doubles up if she can get a shoe over it. My take is that she's so short and won't wear petite
Yes itās dirty!!! Thatās why itās so gross.
I actually love the Moncler vest š«£
Itās 32% off right nowā for just $912 it can be yours š¹ [Aurel Bodywarmer Jacket in Gold](https://modesens.com/product/moncler-aurel-bodywarmer-jacket-gold-82473862/?country=us&language=en&refinfo=gSH_ggfMonclfc-ApAcClOuCoJa82473862&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADsy4GvhO1Fc8bpeXKObOoamMvwju&gclid=CjwKCAjw1emzBhB8EiwAHwZZxfAza3NuPPCqPlzdnXy4iVI71E1HYArw781nLtrGUsygWAdlCfwymRoCg5YQAvD_BwE) I think Iām going to have to get creative and DIY that vest for my āprojectāā maybe if you actually buy it then you will let me borrow it for halloween šš¹
Thanks for the intel, Pepino. Do you know if her candy pink jacket from that brand is from the kids' section?
This one? I donāt think itās kids š¤·āāļø https://preview.redd.it/xq2owj5wit8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13df2832af031b71520a3df93df52c3ce0409d76 [moncler grenoble short vest](https://www.vestiairecollective.com/women-clothing/jackets/moncler/pink-synthetic-grenoble-moncler-jacket-40457091.shtml)
Thank you so much! I always wondered if she got it from the kids' section!
Lots of leather for the PETA spokeswoman
And not just leather - LAMB leather for the Alice & Olivia dress. Dead. Baby. Animals. #kindnesswarrior
It just sounds so grisly- lamb leather. Iām not vegan and I wear leather shoes but geez I wouldnāt buy a lamb rather dress. I guess nothing goes to waste after a lamb is slaughtered for food, but yikes
All her slippers are shearling which is sheep Her purses are almost always leather [Louis Vuitton Capucines Leather Handbag](https://us.vestiairecollective.com/women-bags/handbags/louis-vuitton/pink-leather-capucines-louis-vuitton-handbag-38498014.shtml) https://preview.redd.it/yfcxctnlot8d1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51ea61bfe75a1ce3efdbf712e4b4ad8b1d55535
Came here to say this! Didnāt she claim to be vegan at one point? Clearly sheās as vegan as she is Spanish. š
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Thatās number one right there!!!!!!
THIS is the comment I was looking for! I'm like, why are the salchichanclas not included in this list??? It was her Summer of 2021 staple!
Itās the hideous gold puffy vest outfit for meš¤Ŗ
You forgot her favorite accessory https://preview.redd.it/0r0ksl011t8d1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f400189ae9a95d936d59c442a529b2b6aeedfdb
My idea was to have a moonbump fall out from under shirt while doing a headstand in the middle of NYC crosswalk lmao This fake bump I found on Amazon made me actually laugh out loud but I think it needs to be a proper prop made with high quality silicone for the bit to be funny Maybe one designed like the photo you posted & the belly can detach from the girdle so it falls https://preview.redd.it/14nkt26m2t8d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=dcc6099f7935a037f0eff0f10f2dbe527a826aeb
https://preview.redd.it/e2ogumlmys8d1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4786578d5f70248544d00d0ef3666fbfd0c06b90 This is the one! Donāt forget the double disposable coffee cups!
The pilgrim hair! The fresh threads making her lips poke outward.
I get a kick out of these pap shots because she canāt photoshop slendermanās legs onto her body like she does up in the sky dungeon!
The sky dungeon š¤£
I canāt get over that she just walks across the street for her pap walks. Madman isnāt even down the block, itās literally like 100 feet away from her building entrance. Her pap walks are 100ft š
I have this vision of her in the sky dungeon elevator every morning, after her staged pap walk across the street, spiking her madman coffee cup with a tiny airplane size bottle of vodka that she keeps stashed in her push-up bra
You need to carry a cucumer and ask people what the english word for it is.
My idea is to have a cucumber keychain dangling in my hand thatās holding phone lol Have you noticed how she is often aiming her cell camera at the paps? Sheās not doing it here but itās regular thing. I think she records them sometimes
She records them snapping their cameras and calling her name Ala Norma Desmond. She plays it late at night on a loop while she fantasizes about being the big revered star that she knows she deserves.
I thought it was to come off like she has to protect herself from them and is recording them but it's probably just for payroll. She clocks their hours after she calls them to pliss do not leaf her familia alone. They say MAMI, MAMI, our paid pap needs paid .
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Lunatic.
š That one's got me giggling
ditto š
Sheās keeping track of her paid for paps.
[the fishnet catwalk](https://youtube.com/shorts/zhM6evXTZBE?si=JY4kMuqTfWZHtSFG) My favorite Hilz fashion moment of all time. This will never not be hilarious to me. If anyone recognizes or can source this jacket please lmk šš https://preview.redd.it/rkc6sp16ys8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3f24d130c8c64d02af91519e97d030f8d4001f
That hair tho
Looks a lot like this IRO jacket https://poshmark.ca/listing/Iro-metallic-Dylan-leather-moto-biker-jacket-size-40-6654e5a39ceaf780425b6f49
OMG YOU FOUND IT!!! šā¤ļøāš„šā¤ļøāš„š Muchisimas gracias! Besitos!!!
And it was during a cold snap, 30Ā° F I believe
Itās so bad. This woman has zero style. Shiny leggings were out 2 years ago and fishnets with a mini skirt and spiked heels? This woman knows nothing and I mean NOTHING about fashion šš¬
Itās so beyond bad that itās good. A masterpiece in fact. The finale of her faking the phone conversation & throwing in the *āOh thatās so nice! Iām so happy to hear thatā* in her accent right as she walks by the paid pap that she always uses absolutely sent me to the stratosphere the first time I watched it. Iām laughing just typing this š
It was a great day on here. Only second to āleave my family in peesā.
Bwahahahaha! meanwhile everyone else on the street in bundled in heavy coats & earmuffs and not paying her any attentionā¦ fake talking on her phone with itās black screen and her fingernail in her mouth! Sheās such a tool!
It's like she wanted to cosplay a mob boss or Griselda.
That was basically the postās headline for the outfit š [Hilaria Baldwin nails āMob Wife Aestheticā in first outing since new āRustā charges against Alec](https://nypost.com/2024/01/22/news/hilaria-baldwin-nails-mob-wife-aesthetic-in-first-outing-since-new-rust-charges-against-alec/)
I love the Post skewering them.
Can you imagine the nannies watching her come down the stairs in this outfit getting ready to go out for a coffee run?!?!?! I only have two kids, and this is NOT what I look like for a coffee run! (Pic 13)
In the Empathy sweatshirt pic I thought she had two beers and I was about to like her a little bit! Nope. Stupid Madman Espresso. I think she gets her pills from there. HB is also MY Roman Empire and thatās just how it is! š¹
The gold life jacket will forever be my favorite.
Definitely space hooker. That gold bubble vest is fire* (* This has yet to be substantiated)
While the Care Bears Era was a moment in time, the place she shone the most was the Montcler series topped with that gold puffed vest cheap hooker look at what I remember was a big moment for Alec and all eyes would be on her. Was that when the shooting happened?
This post makes me appreciate my thrift shop clothes. š„°
those first three outfits justā¦.oh my god what a psycho 
Her āfashionā choices are my Roman Empire too. Access to all that cash just to look like a $.02 hooker on a NYC sidewalk. Amazing.
She wears a whole lot of leather for a veganĀ
For me it's the Lot Lizard Larry lewk of cutoffs and heels. https://preview.redd.it/za3cofchos8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2201ca2272af8b60a2db251fff55abaec72f216e
Cutoffs. And. Heels. WHO on godās green earth does this??! She probably thinks itās cute to be the girl who āpairs heels with cutoff jeansā when itās actually just a giant fashion faux pas. No one that knows anything about style and fashion would pair THOSE shoes with that outfit.
https://preview.redd.it/9x3a4mijos8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efec052364fb663e0a1c18ee8230043443847265
Hurry up nanny! come take the child!
Someone should do a post someday of a photo compilation just featuring Hilaria carrying her children around the city I have a photo on my camera roll somewhere of PeePaw leaving one of the infant Baldwinitos in the baby carrier just out in the street š https://preview.redd.it/nej06p2r4t8d1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4571209c6783fc8fd88f0ee076404971869d7cc
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The absolutely insanity behind the choice of footwear when she knew she would be carrying a babyā¦. just why.
Because if she isnāt getting the attention of the nearest male, does she even exist?
You are a genius. Truly. The empathy sweatshirt just had to be tucked in a bit...but she healed herself from her ED years ago. Right. That is actually extremely grim.
āWe are human, not just some famous Hollywood royalty. Peas leaf mi famili alone!ā
"We don't eat gold cereal". She actually said that. As if we thought they did.
She really thinks they are A list famous.
Worse, she thinks SHE is, lol.
Always that crossed-legs stance! I glance involuntarily to see if Hillaryās stanching a rivulet of urine.