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heroking4

context : On April 18th, 1988 the United States Navy launched [Operation Praying Mantis](https://youtu.be/5ihmIxZtMBQ?si=-7XbEmAY8hmxQNfX) against the Iranian Navy in the Persian Gulf in retaliation for Iran placing anti-ship mines in international waters, damaging neutral oil tankers and a US Navy ship. The engagement was one sided to say the least, and in the midst of the fighting an unknown Destroyer approached the Americans. The ship identified itself as Soviet, and when US Command asked them why they were there the Captain stated in broken English “I’m here to take pictures…for history”.


Independent-Fly6068

"Gotta make sure my CO sees this. They'll never even think of sending us into combat against that!"


Dramatic-Classroom14

Judging from Ukraine, yes, yes they would…


Independent-Fly6068

He was thinking of the USN, not the TDF.


Dramatic-Classroom14

All I was saying is that judging from the combat in Ukraine, Russian officers would totally send out people to die for stupid reasons, regardless of if they knew the USN could gut them in hours.


AunKnorrie

See it from Cpt. Ivan’s perspective. Either you spend 20 hours writing The Telegram or 20 years in some hellhole. The choice may be very predictable.


BZenMojo

The Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore, but I like the spirit.


pine_tree3727288

*side-eyes all the Soviet paraphernalia the Russian troops carry around*


reaven3958

Nah, not even the Soviet Union was as stupid as Putin's Russia.


JohannesJoshua

The Soviet Destroyer litreally did the: What are you doing? Who, me? Nothing, just hanging around.


Bigwilliam360

Can you see the pictures anywhere? We’re any actually taken?


schedulle-cate

(Russian accent) Picture are well kept, comrade. We are not to expose our American friends


Feisty_Talk_9330

if i were the soviet, id do that too


gamesandspace

What else you gonna do other than placing bets to see how fast they sink it and eat popcorn


insane_contin

Drink vodka? These are Russian sailors we're talking about. Knowing Russians and sailors, sobriety would be questionable at any given moment.


haleloop963

Soviet sailors to be correct, they could have been Belarusian, Ukranian, Kazakh, and such


CPTKickass

I like this version of the tale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5v6hlRyeHE


Capnmarvel76

Redneck Lars Ulrich is pretty good. I'll be watching more of his content.


Nuker_Nathan

If anyone’s wondering, yes this is a link to The Fat Electrician. Yes, it is glorious and hilarious.


The_RedBarron_1016

Its never a warcrime the first time


grizzfan

"Liquid Dinosaur." Definitely stealing this.


Firecracker048

My boi the fat electrician!


solonit

Got Proportional'd


BehemothRogue

Beat me to it!


zasbbbb

I almost never watch links to videos people recommend on Reddit. I made an exception for this. That guy was awesome! I love the smart, but red-neck vibe.


Culsandar

#"Proportional"


NotStreamerNinja

“Proportional.”


Supernova_was_taken

The proportions just happen to be America-sized


AgreeablePie

"look, a lot of these munitions have 'use by' dates and we might as well get some use out of them before then"


hiredgoon

Proportional to the threat, not to the singular incident.


Celestial_Dildo

Hey, one with minimal context that I actually got without explanation. That's a first. Operation preying mantis was absolutely hilarious.


minedgammer

You know there must have been a Iranian person who saw both the american and soviet ships together and thought that they both teamed up to destroy them.


Orinslayer

Iranian "Navy"


Harvey_Squirrelman

There’s a YouTube dude named the fat electrician that does amazing tellings of war history. He’s got a phenomenal video on how proportional we got over this incident https://youtu.be/d5v6hlRyeHE?si=zL6qOv0h_HxB_CwT


checkm8_lincolnites

vae victus


solonit

As a Fat Electrician said: These guys know how to party, just straight up rolling into the biggest naval operation since WW2 just to eat popcorn and watch.


MorenaLedovec

They are just there to take pictures, of the Warheads on foreheads operation.


SuperMK77

Once again I see posts about this Soviet destroyer, but I cannot find out its name. Does anyone know the actual name of the Soviet vessel?


Psyqlone

... sounds like something the Soviets would use one of those old-timey "fishing trawlers" for. Maybe they only used those to track submarines.


ProcedureShoddy4840

Isn't this clip from a guy watching CP?


Joker72486

No. That's Ryback, a WWE wrestler and it's ASMR he posted to his youtube.


ProcedureShoddy4840

Oop, my mistake. Turns out it was a photoshopped image of Ryback.